I climbed the sacred mountain and told the ancient gods of the shrine I wanted to be a writer. YOU MUST PASS THE TEST, they whispered. "What is this test?" TELL US: WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS? "Oh god. I don't... I don't know!" CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE A WRITER.

REASONS TO KEEP A WRITER IN YOUR HOME • they know weird facts • they're low maintenance because all they do is eat and write • great for midnight chats because they don't sleep • if they have to edit they'll procrastinate by cleaning your whole house

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