@JohnZhau there are a thousand types of alcohol based drinks, saying you won't like any of them is unrealistic. There's chocolate and coffee liquers, which barely taste of alcohol at all. Beer is a completely different flavor from wine, which is completely different from a pina colada, which is made from rum, pineapple juice and coconut. I can mix a cocktail that you'd swear was pure fruit juice but would put you on the floor!