Bacon doesn't obey your laws

Bacon is its own party

Bacon will celebrate itself

I just got fooled. I had never heard of Empire News. Apparently it's like The Onion. The headline and disturbingly realistic article said that Charles Manson had been paroled.

I came across it on IMDb.

So, if you hear the rumor (it's viral now), don't believe it. The real deal is that he is 79 years old and his next parole hearing is scheduled for 2027.

Here's the hoax article. empirenews.net/charles-manson-granted-parole

I tend to avoid "news" whenever possible.

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@Jolenealaska you should take your folks out to get some Virgin-Boy Urine eggs when they come to visit. Might be a little hard to find. TO THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS!