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9:14 AM
@ConorMancone This comment is, not going to lie, the most batshit stupid argument I have ever heard.
It is so demonstrably untrue, it hurts. It physically hurts to imagine that a person could be this stupid.
 
 
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11:17 AM
@MechMK1 except for a small correction: it is actually 4 comments from 2 or 3 different people, so there are actually multiple crazy people here...
 
@ConorMancone You know, by calling them crazy you are probably crazy, but they are not
 
11:30 AM
The only political view I can't tolerate is the one that says, "my side is right and the other side is full of ignorant, selfish, morons". There is always a lot of it on both sides of the aisle and I do not have any patience for it
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@ConorMancone Yeah, but you know, I say this because it's true. It's the others that say it because they are ignorant selfish morons.
 
12:04 PM
@MechMK1 lol, of course, of course! As long as it is actually true when you say it then it is perfectly fine
 
@ConorMancone Of course it's true. I'm a reasonable person, so the conclusions I have come to must therefore also be reasonable. And if my conclusions contradict someone else's, then their conclusion must be unreasonable.
Politics should have no place for unreasonable people with unreasonable beliefs.
 
 
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2:27 PM
I just read a solution to @MechMK1 "MitM is sexist" conundrum... twitter.com/martijn_grooten/status/1161385702468313088
 
@ThoriumBR I disagree, because Monster-in-the-Middle is very judgmental
 
Monster-in-the-middle...
maniac in the middle?
malice in the middle?
 
You don't know why someone may be -in-the-middle and what circumstances lead them to be there. Labelling them as monsters or maniacs is very insensitive
 
monkey would lead to irate monkeys jumping around... like netflix monkey army...
 
I still think Entity-in-the-Middle is the most neutral, inclusive and non-offensive way to express this
 
3:10 PM
Wait, are we still on that?
Since we're reading twitter, this one is a strong contender : twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1154951675741900800
 
I don't think that "Shut up, SJW-in-the-Middle" will catch on
TIL that imprisoned german machine gunners didn't shoot Mad Jack Churchill, who was charging their position with a claymore sword, because they thought he was not mentally sound and felt pity for him.
 
 
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4:29 PM
Maybe just "M-in-the-Middle". And if there's two attacks at the same time, "M&M's-in-the-Middle".
 
4:41 PM
Eminem-in-the-Middle
 
5:00 PM
Mossad-in-the-Middle ?
 
5:34 PM
@MechMK1 I imagine something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=b8oHN0S2biw
 
 
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7:15 PM
I'm a little late to the party but I've solved it!
"me-in-the-middle"!
Because all the men and women in the middle really work for me
All your bases are belong to ME!
 
 
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8:39 PM
@ConorMancone No, "US"!
 
 
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NH.
11:14 PM
Check your credit cards if you ordered from Chipotle... they have a glitch on their website that calculates your total incorrectly.
all because they rolled their own payment system
 

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