"I was driving in Austria, and I was at a red light. I took a look at my map (reference to an earlier joke about how men never use maps), when the light turned green. I was too busy looking at the map to notice, so I didn't drive. In Germany, 0.0004 seconds after the light had turned green and I was not driving, I would have had a tinnitus after the driver behind me pushed the car horn through his driving wheel into the engine compartment.
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The guy behind me got out of his car, casually walked up to me and knocked on my window - casually of course - and asked: "Master, ho…