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2:50 AM
Not sure what to say to this one... Obviously is completely off topic...
 
 
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9:15 AM
@ConorMancone Yeah, but everyone starts somewhere
I'd say at least they try
 
@TomK. I am now - was out at a gig
 
9:54 AM
@RoryAlsop np, I have 20 more minutes <:
do you have 10 minutes?
 
@TomK. yes
what can I do for you
 
do you have a private channel?
discord or twitter dms?
doesn't need to be highly secure or anything
 
Why not use GPG and a new chat room? @TomK.
 
@TomK. yeah, on twitter I'm @roryalsop
 
I'm @TomInfosec
 
9:58 AM
cool - I'll await your DM
 
Kids these days and their Twitters and Facebooks. When I was young we still collected faces in physical books
We also made HTTP requests by hand and parsed HTML by hand too
 
@MechMK1 we didn't even do that. Oh, I guess some of the forward thinking folks painted them, like that Michaelangelo fellow :-)
 
can't send you a DM
 
@RoryAlsop Also a new school kid
Back then we didn't even have "paints". We had to go out and hunt mammoths
 
@TomK. you may need to follow me there first - I followed you
 
10:00 AM
 
And paint the caves with their blood. Good times back then
@TomK. Leaking the locale here :D
 
@MechMK1 OpSec has layers
like an onion :-)
 
OpSec is like ogres then, I see
The ultimative OpSec is not having an Op you need to Sec
 
I more than once published that I'm from germany
so no biggie ;)
 
@MechMK1 Long ago I decided my public personas need to be public, so they are
 
Anonymous
10:16 AM
Morning.
 
Anonymous
Guess who had 8 hours sleep and is still tired? Me!
 
@J.J Good morning! I'm glad you got enough sleep tonight
 
Anonymous
Yet I still feel like I need way, way more.
 
Anonymous
Genuinely starting to wonder if I am dying :D
 
@J.J Your body needs to get used to a normal sleep cycle, just how it got used to an abnormal sleep cycle
Sleep 8 hours a night for a week and trust me, next week you're already feeling a lot better
It's like waking up with a big hangover, basically
 
Anonymous
10:37 AM
Oh I don't get those so I wouldn't know :p
 
11:10 AM
@MechMK1 True story. Apparently that simple fact is something that I forget too easily sometimes (ironically, you just posted something about that topic recently...)
Interestingly, he got a reasonable answer from John Zhau. It was reasonable enough that I decided to take the opportunity to give him an upvote. There was a second where I was like, "Kinda wish there was somewhere on the internet for people to ask and answer all the overly broad questions they want". Then I remembered that that describes literally every other forum and discussion board everywhere...
 
11:47 AM
@ConorMancone Really? When?
Also the PHP post you linked to: Gone now :D
I dabbed on her too hard
 
12:33 PM
@MechMK1 at risk of sounding like a terrible person: In this case, the internet is better off with it gone.
 
Are you talking about the article or PHP in general? ;)
 
But man, don't worry about sounding mean
Do you see the tone I am using here general?
The DMZ is forsaken :D
 
is PHP that bad? ^^
 
@MechMK1 something about how if you don't understand people who are new to security then you should try reading about [link to detailed post on some other site]
 
12:35 PM
@coffeekid That depends on what you define as bad
Are you looking for a serious answer or a meme answer?
@ConorMancone I mean, lots of people write about security. Tom Scott made some good videos too
 
if you don't mind. i would be interested in your serious opinion about PHP..
 
Like when he explained that the average user doesn't need a VPN, because the attacks that VPNs mitigate are not relevant anymore
@coffeekid PHP is a badly designed language. It makes it easy to do things wrong, and hard to do things right.
 
oh, okay thank you :)
 
A well-designed language makes the correct solution also the obvious one. A badly-designed language makes the wrong solution the obvious one, and even worse, makes a bad solution almost indistinguishable from a good solution.
That doesn't mean every PHP application is bad, or that people who develop in PHP are bad/incompetent/stupid/etc...
You can write good PHP. But it's much easier to write bad PHP.
 
PHP is a surprisingly polarizing topic. There are plenty of people who love it, but there are also a very large number of people who think that it is the worst thing to happen to the internet.
 
12:40 PM
@ConorMancone Well, it all depends on your look on things:
 
is nodejs a better solution nowadays?... i just think the idea is great, using the same lange for server and client side web-development.. but i have no experince ..
 
Personally I think PHP is actually a good language to use for web development, but I'm definitely in the minority around here. That being said, I'm trying to leave PHP - I'm not convinced the long term job prospects are good. Popularity is decreasing, and in my experience PHP jobs don't pay as well
 
@coffeekid I can't comment on Node.js. I have no experience with that either
If you want to make everything easy for the sake of being as easy and as friendly to everyone, you will inevitably run into people writing horrible code.
But my problem is that some design decisions, such as the == operator, are just AWFUL
Like, how often have you used == on purpose to get the desired effect?
 
@coffeekid I would say that it is at least worth consideration now. Whoever looked at ES2015 and thought "Man, I really wish I could program my backend in this" was a crazy person.
With modern JavaScript though, or typescript, it is more reasonable.
 
Definitely typescript
No reason to use plain JS these days for such things
 
12:43 PM
Yeah, I really like typescript, and it makes me sad to say that because I know Microsoft made it....
 
lol
 
@coffeekid But on a serious note: As a good developer, you can write a good application in any language.
It's just that PHP has actually, thanks to being so "beginner-friendly", a really steep learning curve
Because your app will work. Somewhat.
Until it doesn't.
 
i didn't really spend a lot time with leaning programing.... i once tried to get into js nodejs and typescript, but to me it was not easy to wrap my head around it.
python, php had been a lot easier...
 
If I told you, I can log into some accounts by using the password 240610708, would you believe me?
Python is a good place to start
 
i would be shocked.... but i would not not believe you ^^
 
12:47 PM
If you don't believe me, have a look at this blog post
It's due to the fact how PHP handles strings and wants to "integerify" everything
for php, 123abc and 123def are equal when compared with ==
 
.. interesting and unsettling
 
Such is PHP. And this is exactly what I mean by "It's easy to get things soooo wrong"
 
yeah i see.. i get it. reminds me of sql injection attacks.. i don't know if this is a php-specific problem though
or is it even the same.. .sorry... i am not really smart today.. lack of sleep
 
It's a problem in general for weakly typed languages using loose type comparisons.
 
SQL Injections can happen in every language, and is due to poor escaping practices
But here is the thing: PHP makes it really easy to not do the right thing.
A good library should only offer you prepared statements
 
1:01 PM
i see :-)
so which would be the best choice as an alternative to php..
 
1:12 PM
There is no one answer to that
Anyone who claims to have an answer to that is being dishonest
I personally like Python, but that's just an opinion
 
you can use python running on a server communicating with js running in a browser?
sorry, i really must sound like a total noob, which i am... ^^
 
You can run almost any language as the backend for a web server. I saw a project where someone built a web forum in assembly.
 
wow, ok. interesting
 
The better question is, "Does this particular language have good support for running web applications"
Some of the most commonly used languages for web applications are (in no particular order and not exhaustive): PHP, Python, Java, JavaScript, TypeScript, Ruby (almost always as Ruby on Rails)
Go and Rust are two newer ones that are gaining popularity
If you used any of those languages, you would find lots of tools to help develop a web application
I personally wouldn't recommend Java. I think it has seen its heyday and is starting on a slow decline. I also wouldn't recommend PHP for the same reason, even though I personally like it.
However, I'm just one guy, and this is a very opinionated topic
So definitely don't take any of this as gospel
Did I miss any popular ones?
If you're interested in penetration testing then your best bet is to actually learn a couple, and definitely learn javascript
 
yeah, i see... thank you for your opinion. thats all i am asking for.
when i tried nodejs.. i realized that there is a lack of libraries.. .. for example in python there is this great library for object-relational mapping sql alchemy... in nodejs there was one orm-library. but it was still experimantal.. not ready to use i think.. i don't know what happend after i tried it... few years passed...
assuming.. that is something you consider a tool..
 
2:04 PM
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MiuI am trying to create a logo where this text is inside this shape but I want it to be within the shape, including the eyes and teeth, I cannot figure out how to do so. The eyes and teeth are just filled white here and the client doesn't want any words missing, maybe I can space it in such a way??...

@forest Holy shit please look at this
 
Wow...
 
Someone is a real badass out there
Oh my god they edited it!!!
They actually edited it to remove "bitch-ass motherfucker"
Holy shit I can't breathe
But seriously though, the plot that Eggman wanted to use the Eclipse Cannon to destroy the earth made no sense at all.
 
2:20 PM
That's dedication to your job...
 
It's hilarious to no end
 
3:19 PM
just read a post from a german newspaper.... (don't know about the behaviour of people from other countrys) ... apperantly the 5 passwords of people living in germany are 1. "12345"(same as last year), 2. "12345678", 3. "1234567", 4. "123456", 5. "password" ... not shure if that is true.. because i don't expect people to be that stupid... if they are even smart enough to write password in the english language, lol... no just kidding...
don't know why i am posting that... but seems to be no secret... it was in the news.. lol
 
@coffeekid I would say [citation needed]
 
yeah.. okay... you mean you want a link to the post?
wait
 
It's not a secret or limited to Germany.
5 passwords or 5 most common passwords?
 
No, they should cite their sources
Apparently the source is a search through breached password databases
 
Not surprisingly, the most common passwords are always silly ones. The question is, how often are those passwords used? For instance if everyone in the world was using strong random passwords, but 2 people still insisted on using "password", then "password" would by definition be the most common password
 
3:26 PM
Which already introduces selection bias
A less clickbait-y title would have been "5 most commonly found passwords in breaches"
 
Although considering that my company got hit by ransomware this year because we had an open RDP connection and most of the office was using "password" as their password, it's probably also true that such easy-to-guess passwords are actually still fairly commonly used...
 
But such a thing would not appear in a breach list
 
@ConorMancone they said 5 most common passwords..
 
@coffeekid While I don't question that some people still use such passwords, I do question how old this data is
 
@ConorMancone good point...
about .. how often they are used
 
3:28 PM
If I analyze a breach from 1999 in 2019, then I can claim the data is recent
Because I highly doubt any common services would allow "password" or "12345678" as password
 
I bet that bad passwords are still common. It can be hard to get good numbers on though.
 
I want to do an anonymous survey about this
Like "How long is your password?"
"How did you pick your password?"
Etc...
 
@MechMK1 I'm 90% sure that windows itself still doesn't have a way to easily blacklist passwords. I would list the windows OS as "common services", and also very important.
 
That is true
Though Windows is common, it's not a centralized service
Like, for example, gmail
 
Generally people don't get opportunity to try password spraying against windows accounts... unless you're silly enough to put a server on the internet with an open RDP connection, or if your network gets compromised, or if...
 
3:40 PM
Generally it doesn't happen, until it happens.
I love when people are like "We don't need HTTPS because it's on the internal network". It's not like 50% of all attacks start internally.
 
i actually doubt that post myself now... and the seriousness of the newspaper.. it was a news app i just tested on my smartphone from a newspaper with not that bad of a reputation.. i googled the title of that post in a browser.. and i found the heading of that post, but not in the newspaper i expected .. but from a different newspaper with the poorest reputation in germany... now i am totally confused... they seem to be related now somehow... i didn't know... sorry...
uninstalling that app... lol
 
Don't worry
Does it happen to be BILD you are talking about? :D
 
exactly :) are you from germany?
 
No, but I know my way around
 
:)
 
3:43 PM
Also, no need to apologize. The DMZ is really relaxed
 
where are you from if i may ask..
 
Ostmark
:D
 
yeah.. thanks. thanks one of my weaknesses... sometimes i apologize too often...
someone told me once... please don't apologize.. i said sorry ^^
 
I know I could say just chill, but it'll come with time
 
we'll see.. haha
 
3:45 PM
I wish I could be more talkative, but I have a report that needs to be finished
 
no problem at all.. you have been pretty talkative considering that you have to work :)
good luck with that report
to be honest.. i didn't know that word ostmark... just looked it up ^^
 
You gotta know your history, my friend
 
well, there is a lot to know.. i really watch a lot of documentarys about nazi germany.. well.. now i learned something new
 
4:20 PM
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postoronnimHope it does not sound as a surprise to anyone that modern Web and its security, with the many layers and technologies, is pretty confusing and difficult to learn well. For someone with a good perspective on the history of Web's design and development, was there anything that, in hindsight, could...

Another contestant for Broadest Question 2019
 
funny question...
 
 
1 hour later…
5:39 PM
Everything I know about Austria I learned from TBBT
 
6:29 PM
@ConorMancone rofl
i have been thinking about austria in the last month because i bought a vaporizer(liquid not herbs) from an austrian manufacturer
where are you from @ConorMancone
 
@coffeekid I'm in the USA, Florida specifically
 
7:05 PM
@ConorMancone nice to meet you :)
 

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