The DMZ

1:08 AM

@RоryMcCune I would like to... the thing

8 hours later…

9:12 AM

@MarkBuffalo - this is a game, right? We have to select the best word to replace the ellipsis in your sentence

I'll start with "kiss"

:-)

@RoryAlsop "lick"

I'd go with "Spock"

great, @mvy broke it.

@M'vy that's a euphemism, right?

@AviD - yup

maybe he meant "spank"

yeah thats it, @M'vy meant "spank the thing"

9:14 AM

Hmmm @AviD, did I failed at something?

How about, "do"

@AviD Heh

@RoryAlsop "do...ink"?

Do the thing

@RoryAlsop doink the thing

S/doink/boink

How are you folks anyway? Good weekend? (Or weekend plus Sunday, @AviD)

9:17 AM

@RoryAlsop same thing innit?

@RoryAlsop middle of the week already :-S

almost ready to get started

on last week

Heh

had a good holiday last week though

Israeli 4th of July

aka GrillDay

aka sick piles of meat day

Still confirms to me that if I was to be religious, I'd have to choose being a Jew. Every holiday or festival is [insert epic food here] day

oh yeah exactly.

well, except for Yom Kippur. then its No Food Day.

(btw this was an Israeli day, not a Jewish day ;-) )

hmmmm - only one day though

can cope with one day

9:30 AM

yeah, I suppose it is healthy to do once in a while

oh and btw, it is usually followed by a big meal after (cuz we be starving), and also before (cuz we gonna be starving...)

I'm kinda pissed off right now.

I tweetstormed it.

So this happened. A recruiter from training company called, to get me to join them as a trainer. We talked, discussed some challenges.

Tweeted by sec_tigger on May 16, 2016 at 9:35 AM

Hm?

They want you to work for free?

and then some

9:52 AM

why would they think you'd be willing to work for them for free?

Like "we pay for your entry at the venue?" or what?

@M'vy oh yknow what, she didnt say I wouldnt need to pay for that. just not corporate sponsorship.

@M'vy "for publicity"

no clue why she thought that.

though apparently there are plenty that are willing. those people I understand even less.

10:10 AM

@AviD it sounds exactly like the perennial music industry one: Venue/Promoter: "We can't offer any money, but playing this gig would get you superb publicity!"

yeah, I've heard that

never seen it up close tho

heh I could probably bring more people to their conf than they did, I can give them the publicity

You should suggest exactly that

actually, yeah - I should get them to buy sponsorship at the owasp conf...

Dooooo eeeeeet!

11:14 AM

@AviD That's pretty nasty

I'd laugh and walk out the door

@MarkBuffalo I laughed and hung up the phone

but not before some incredulous mocking

nice

oh!

whyfor?

congrats

where, and where to?

This conversation is ... weird

You're weird.

11:17 AM

@MarkBuffalo thats not weird, that's French.

well unless you're a mod I guess (or looking at live)

svp

geeez man

What is SVP?

pls

how come you didnt delete that?

11:19 AM

s'il vous plait. Lit. If it pleases you

What are you talking about, @AviD?

abbr. svp

heh

@M'vy That's so cute. I'm part french, but can't speak that part of my blood. The only french words I know are: Deus Ex, Bonjour, gracias, auf weidershen, zaijian, ni hao, and surrender.

what about "baguette"

"spaghetti"

11:21 AM

oh, I forgot that word

@RoryAlsop '...' = return :X

but when I get free time again. maybe next month

hmmm. Deus ex is latin, gracias is spanish? auf wiedersehen is german, ni hao seems chinese.

isnt' spaghetti Italian ?

I think so

@Ferrybig dude, is that you John Carmack?

so what, its all foreign

There are some French word used in English though.

RoraΖ

security.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/75829

This edit actually changes the meaning of the answer

11:24 AM

Déjà-vu, entrepreneur, rendez-vous (though not the exact same meaning), even double-entendre is kinda French-ish

I think I've heard 'Coup de grâce' once.

@RoraΖ I get that sometimes, and people keep approving it

@M'vy coup d'etat

prêt-à-porter ?

menage a trois

^ lol

11:27 AM

I kno markus knows that one

hmmm... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_expressions_in_English

cheating

that's quite a list

Just typed french word in english, got a wikipedia entry

wasn't expecting that many

RoraΖ

@MarkBuffalo Yeah it's annoying

@M'vy funny, that's what @simon's mom said

11:29 AM

maybe related: 'femme fatale'

@M'vy just called @simon's mom a femme fatale

interesting

@AviD How do you know I know that one?

I said 'maybe'

@MarkBuffalo native american blood :P

natives have threesomes?

wtf, racist

11:31 AM

lol

I dunno, is that a thing?

I'm calling Red Al Sharpton on you

Poes Law says I can make up any crap

"Red Al"?

I've got native american al sharpton on speed dail

lol

was gonna make that joke, but I guess its what you meant...

Poe's Law!

11:34 AM

lol

speed dial*

alright, back later... like maybe a month or so

too busy

see ya

same same

Hi @MarkBuffalo. See y'all

Why would it autocorrect to see y'all? I never use that phrase