The DMZ

Xander

00:33

Tearing it up. Two answers and two comments in the past 30 minutes. That's more than I've done in the last two months. Go me.

Jeff Ferland

01:59

@Xander for the next bear!

M'vy

07:11

morning!

Ismael Miguel

08:46

Good morning

I have a question for you.

Morgoroth

shoot

Ismael Miguel

Is it on-topic here to ask if a certain (bad-homemade) hash is reasonably working as expected?

I have this hash function I made in Javascript.

But, if the hash function is decent, I was thinking about rewritting it in C

It is for a code-golf challenge, which required that I hashed over 170000 bytes in less than 1 second

But, it's performance is awful (30s on an I7)

Morgoroth

Here, I would think that you will most likely be pointed towards posts similar to this : security.stackexchange.com/questions/25585/…

If you wan't to know if it actually works, crypto.SE may be the place

Also if you say that, you should point out that the hash is not meant for passwords, as those should be slow.

Ismael Miguel

The hash is meant for numbers

So, I was relaxed on it

All I wanted to know is if it hashed decently to be worth re-writting in C or not

(I know that home-made hashes are a huge NOPE, but that is partially the requirement of the challenge)

Morgoroth

according to crypto.SE

Do we accept questions asking for cryptanalysis of your cipher (hash function, ...) design?

No, we do not. If you want peer review of your full cryptographic scheme, here is not the place to acquire it. However, you might like to break your problem down into specifics, such as "under these conditions, does structure X have desired security property Y?" which would be a perfect fit for us.

Maybe codereview.SE

If you are looking for feedback on a specific working piece of code from your project in the following areas…

Best practices and design pattern usage
Security issues
Performance
Correctness in unanticipated cases

Ismael Miguel

08:55

I can't post it on code review.

AviD

@IsmaelMiguel simple answer, it is not. As @Morgoroth, you never roll your own.

@IsmaelMiguel answer: no. use an existing one.

@IsmaelMiguel the challenge requires you to do bad things?

@Morgoroth doubtful you would get any intelligent information relevant to security or crypto... .

Ismael Miguel

@AviD This is the challenge: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/51068/…

It's codegolfing!

M'vy

@AviD we want doughnut-crypto

AviD

@M'vy ymean crypdonutgraphy

M'vy

@AviD I dan't knah da pretty names

AviD

09:10

@IsmaelMiguel ah. so it is specifically about creating hash code.

Ismael Miguel

@AviD Exactly!

AviD

hmm. I knew there was a reason I dont hang out on codegolf ;-)

Ismael Miguel

I could implement SHA1, but I don't felt it.

AviD

this is simply brilliant. I really dont think its a parody.

MUST SEE VIDEO: Eyewitness talks about JPD wreck

►

CodesInChaos

What's a JPD?

AviD

09:15

does it matter?

police department of some city that starts with J, I guess

Jackson, Mississippi

msnewsnow.com/story/29269176/…

CodesInChaos

@IsmaelMiguel Properly analyzing a primitive requires person-years by expert cryptographers, who'd publish their results as a peer reviewed paper, not on some forum. That's why we don't allow it on crypto.se.

Ismael Miguel

@CodesInChaos I don't want a full over-kill review, just a simple "Yes, it looks ok" or "NOPE, BURN IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!" will be perfect.

AviD

@IsmaelMiguel I think the clear answer is "NOPE, BURN IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!" except that its clear that your algorithm is impotent.

(sorry, too snarky? ;-) )

Ismael Miguel

@AviD Well, you haven't looked at it, so, yes it is a bit sneaky

AviD

@IsmaelMiguel hey dont worry about it, it all goes back to the "creating your own algorithm". as you say, I havent even looked at the specific one.

Ismael Miguel

09:23

I know that for general-public usability or for a secure environment, a home-made hash function is the worst

AviD

okay! I guess I'll lay off then ;-)

CodesInChaos

Is it about that question:

32

Q: Cryptographic hash golf

This contest is over. Due to the nature of cops-and-robbers challenges, the cops challenge becomes a lot easier when the interest in the associated robbers challenge has diminished. Therefore, while you can still post hash functions, your answer will not get accepted or form part of the l...

Ismael Miguel

@CodesInChaos Yes, I already posted a link a while ago

The answer is deleted for being too slow

@AviD I understand what you are trying to do, but for that function, I don't care about any attack. Just if 1 and 2 produce the same hash.

Rоry McCune

@IsmaelMiguel if you're looking for experience on implementing hashes, you could do a JavaScript implementation of Makwa bolet.org/makwa

AviD

@IsmaelMiguel ok, cool cool. just consider this your welcome to the DMZ - initiation by fire ;-)

Ismael Miguel

09:27

@AviD Meh, I had it worst on 1st grade

AviD

heh. yeah we take our dave rule very seriously here.

not much else, though.

Rоry McCune

@AviD well doughnuts, and bears

Ismael Miguel

@RоryMcCune Thanks for the idea, I'll see what I can do with it. I hope I can make something decent out of it, in less than 300 bytes.

Rоry McCune

@IsmaelMiguel the advantage of doing that one is that the inventor hangs out here, so easy to ask questions :)

Ismael Miguel

@AviD Dave rule?

Arperum

09:30

@Ohnana When are you in Belgium? I might see if I have some time to meet up.

Rоry McCune

29

A: The Memes of Information Security

Meme: Don't be a Dave! Originator: @Polynomial, @LucasKauffman, others Cultural Height: December 2012 Background: One of our most popular questions of all time, with over 17 thousand views in the space of 3 weeks, had as its subject poor old Dave: My developer, let's call him 'Dave', insis...

Ismael Miguel

@RоryMcCune Well, if it is you, do you know if the output is within 2^128 bits of length?

AviD

@RоryMcCune oh youre faster than me, just pulled that up

@IsmaelMiguel from that homebrew question that @Morgoroth linked earlier

Rоry McCune

@IsmaelMiguel oh nono not me, that's not my speed at all you want @ThomasPornin for that kind of stuff :)

Ismael Miguel

@AviD I still don't get it... I'm slow-ish today.

Arperum

09:33

@IsmaelMiguel Just like your implementation thing!

AviD

oh snap

Ismael Miguel

@RоryMcCune He probably will read this later and say something

@Arperum The idea of the "thing" was a bad one.

If you are interested, here is the code:

`for(I=prompt(N=[[7,9,3,7,3,9,9,0,9],[1,3,5,7,9,1,3,5,7],[3,5,1,9,1,9,0,7,9],[1,1,4,1,8,5,2,9,7]],i=1025);i--;)for(j=I.length;j--;){c=I.charCodeAt(j);N[p=(i/c)&3][0]=((c^128)&4)+N[N[p][2]&3][c%9];N[p][1]=((c/N[p][0])+2)^N[p][1]+c;N[p][2]=(N[c%9]&c|N[p][1])>>(c%3);N[p][3]=(N[p][0]&N[p][1]^N[p][2]/N[p][3])>>1;N[p][4]+=(N[p][3]/c)&N[p][1];N[p][5]=~((~N[p][3])&N[p][4]);N[p][6]-=N[p][6]|((Math.PI*1e9)%Math.abs(N[p][5]));N[p][7]=N[p][4*(c%3)]+33&c-N[p][7];}for(i=8,R='';i--;R+=((N[0][i]+N[1][i]+N[2][i]+N[3][i])&255).toString(16).replace(/(.)(.)?/,function(…

AviD

@IsmaelMiguel that.... is not pretty. not the ugliest code I've ever seen, by far, but not pretty.

So, like, it's kinda like the @Simon's mom of code.

M'vy

@IsmaelMiguel pastebin? gist?

Ismael Miguel

@AviD I've seen worst too. An Heredoc within a string with an Heredoc inside, in PHP.

AviD

09:46

dont know what heredoc is, but you said PHP, so nuff said.

Ismael Miguel

@M'vy pastebin.com/qbCyJCGM

AviD

also, is heredoc pronounced like heretic?

M'vy

@IsmaelMiguel I was hoping some carriage return there, but nwm

AviD

@M'vy extra points for obfuscation, natch

Ismael Miguel

@M'vy I haven't rewritten it in pretty code since it is meant to be for a codegolf challenge. Which means: eat up as much bytes as possible, in the nastiest ways.

M'vy

09:49

ok

Ismael Miguel

You can tyr running it using your browser console.

I don't recomment inputs bigger than 400 bytes.

Ismael Miguel

10:10

*try

CodesInChaos

@AviD codegolf is scored by code length

AviD

@CodesInChaos yeah, I get that.

1 hour ago, by AviD

hmm. I knew there was a reason I dont hang out on codegolf ;-)

Ismael Miguel

You should hang on codegolf.

CodesInChaos

It doesn't look like good crypto code, regardless of formatting.

Ismael Miguel

Sometimes, you get interesting challenges

@CodesInChaos That's because the only concern I had was colligions and nothing else (birthday attacks and all that)

Steve DL

10:31

security.stackexchange.com/review/close/52896

Would the question be acceptable if it said something such as "What should I include in a VAPT"?

CodesInChaos

@SteveDL I think so.

Unless it's a duplicate.

Steve DL

hm#

i'll rework it. I think there's a good question behind that very lazy "pls do my homework" one

or actually i'll ask one myself

bah, tons of questions

security.stackexchange.com/questions/40425/… found the duplicate

Ismael Miguel

10:51

For those who were here earlier, if you want, here's the 'glittered' version: pastebin.com/MpgK8Nys

It's the same poop, but better looking.

Steve DL

11:15

that infosec meme list is pretty cool

But it's missing donuts

AviD

@SteveDL donuts is not an infosec meme, it is universal

some say, the very universe itself.

Steve DL

oic

pls

The universe is a disk

not a donut

but it is said by some that the elephants and the turtle hold a donut in their mouth

adding to the overall confusion

AviD

@SteveDL there are some theories that space itself has a donut like shape, with the very force of gravity effecting the donut hole.

so not the overall physical shape, but the very cosmic building blocks themselves.

Steve DL

I see

Rоry McCune

@AviD a universal mis-spelling!

AviD

11:23

@RоryMcCune the universe prefers the canonical donut spelling

Rоry McCune

@AviD the universe prefers the mis-spelling born of US'ians inability to deal with non-phonetic spelling....

AviD

@RоryMcCune DOUGHNUTS IS NOT DONUTS

Rоry McCune

@AviD sez you

AviD

different spelling to differentiate different, though similar, products

Steve DL

deauneutes

raz

11:28

I love this

0

Q: Is there a way I can search URL's on google/bing verbatim with dots?

I'm trying to do some security related research with google but it filters out . and fuzzy matches across the whole page? Is there search engine that will let me do exact in-url matching? I realize this isn't strictly speaking an infosec question, but a tooling question so I hope it's okay.

tools research

"I'm doing security related searches, so this question is on topic right?"

Steve DL

I upvoted it

and even made fake accounts to upvote further

I will reorient my PhD towards this brilliant question.

Can we have a "offtopic" tag for stuff that is on hold until deletion, to prevent such people from polluting real tags?

raz

@SteveDL Oh, I kinda like that idea.

Simon

@raz WHY DID SOMEONE ANSWER HIS QUESTION?

raz

@Simon Well look who answered it...

Simon

The dude of all dudes.

AviD

11:37

@raz thats like those classic "as a programmer" q's on SO

"As a programmer, which boat is best?"

raz

The Colossus of Bros

@AviD hahahaha

AviD

@raz you know that was a real question

well, very similar.

raz

Oh I don't doubt it.

AviD

it was "what do I need to be able to program on my boat"

Simon

Am I allowed to shit on LvB in the comments?

raz

11:38

@AviD You need a boat

AviD

it was the source of the "boat programming" meme. really, look it up, it was awesome.

Rоry McCune

@raz surely the colossus of bros is Bob Yoloington from Arqade?

AviD

@Simon no idea who that is

Simon

@RоryMcCune What a man.

raz

@RоryMcCune Yeah I don't know who that is.

Rоry McCune

11:39

@Simon the man... the legend

Simon

@AviD The dude who answered this gem: security.stackexchange.com/questions/91374/…

Rоry McCune

Bob yoloignton

1

call-of-duty

Simon

GOOD MIGRATION OVID

raz

@RоryMcCune hahahaha oh the quickscope guy

AviD

@Simon duh yes I know, but I'd never noticed him before

raz

11:41

@AviD he had a different name

Simon

Probably something like Turtle123

raz

L<something> van Br<something>

Simon

Lanister van Brazil

AviD

@raz nope, still not familiar

raz

I can't remember what it was, but he kept answering questions with comments

And the comments were even wrong

I'm not sure how he got the 2k rep he has

Simon

11:42

The Dutch are usually knowledgeable, I don't know what's up with this guy.

AviD

@Simon The DMZ is usually friendly, I don't know what's up with all the noob bashing today.

wait, what did I just say?? Nevermind.

Simon

wat

Do you live under a rock under the sea with @DavidFreitag?!?

raz

@AviD You haven't seen what I've seen man

Simon

PATRICK?

AviD

Seriously though, you guys are totally being dickishly cliqueish.

Simon

11:46

Obviously, this is the first time that you've seen this user.

raz

@AviD Not really, the guy constantly answers with 3 sentences.

Simon

^

What a sucky mod you are ovid.

You don't even know your user base.

raz

Gotta come out from under that rock

Simon

UNDA DA C

Rоry McCune

@Simon he's out of touch and should obviously be overthrown by a younger mod...

Simon

11:47

@RоryMcCune Definitely.

raz

Lets commence voting

Simon

Can I downvote someone?

raz

No that's not how democracies work.

Simon

Damn it!

AviD

@RоryMcCune am I about to be poisoned or stabbed at my own wedding?

Simon

11:50

apt is downloading a Chrome update at less than 30 kB/s

Good guy apt.

raz

That's not apt's fault. Have a less crappy connection

Rоry McCune

@AviD phhbt you wish you could get poisoned by that sand snake girly

AviD

@raz stop picking on his girlfriend

Simon

goes to speedtest.net

AviD

@RоryMcCune the most beautiful girl in the world?

yeah she seemed nice.

Rоry McCune

11:52

@AviD the very one

Simon

I got 113 Mbps down/18 Mbps up.

I THINK I'M DOING FINE.

Rоry McCune

@Simon ShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUpShutUp

Simon

:D

Rоry McCune

@AviD aaand the actress who plays her was born in 1996

Simon

@RоryMcCune I wasn't even born in... Wait, I was!

AviD

11:53

@RоryMcCune that's... inappropriate.

Rоry McCune

@AviD yes, yes it is

AviD

she was still in diapers when I was married.

Rоry McCune

@AviD I was working in an office before she was born

Simon

dayum

AviD

and then they go and nudify her. I feel like a pedobear right now.

3

Simon

12:00

And on this bombshell.

AviD

12:11

I think she is too young to be called a bombshell.

although she was trying to seduce a guy well older than even me...

also @RоryMcCune, just realized she is not even 20 yet. :-/

Rоry McCune

@AviD that whole youth thing.. bit of a surprise eh!

Simon

20 is young but wait until she gets to 24, she'll start to feel super old.

I remember when I was 20, I was young, in a shitty relationship and still at school.

Now I'm old as fuck, in a good relationship and doing le work-

CodesInChaos

Are you Merlin? Or why do you remember an age you didn't reach yet?

Simon

o soz I'm 12.

AviD

@Simon hey cmon, she's listening!

Simon

12:16

wat

AviD

@CodesInChaos maybe he's benjamin buttons.

Xander

@JeffFerland Ha ha. If only.

TRiG

13:30

6

Q: Why do we keep our keys secret, rather than our algorithms?

On almost any website that relates information about cryptography in general there is this common notion that almost all encryption/decryption algorithms should use a key as one of their inputs. The reason behind this is that encryption algorithms that don't use a key are technically useless. B...

encryption decryption

^^ Surely this is a dupe several times over?

I'm not a regular on this site, but I know that this question comes up all the time in security discussions.

And I'm pretty sure I've seen it here before.

Steve DL

TRiG yes it is a duplicate but I couldnt find the previous instance

security.stackexchange.com/questions/66552/… BAM!

started a duplicate vote on the original question: security.stackexchange.com/questions/24449/…

(s/on/to make @TRiG's point towards/)

Ohnana

guize i got a jerb

@Arperum i'll be in brugges on the 19th, and the next day I'm flying out of brussel. this is a pretty rapid fire trip so idk if we'll be able to intersect

Arperum

@Ohnana I am assuming not, because that weekend I am at Graspop on what is basically the other side of Belgium.

Ohnana

sweet

i'll have a waffle in your memory

Arperum

@Ohnana SOunds fair.

Rоry McCune

13:43

@Ohnana erhh meh gerrd, what ya doin'?

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune security consulting

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana coolio :) what sort? Testing or more InfoSec'y stuff?

Ohnana

i'm currently trying to figure out if they have an anti-discrimination policy for trans people because i want this shit to go smoothly

@RоryMcCune both, people call them in for testing and auditing

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana nice, sounds like a good opportunity!

Ohnana

i'm so excited, it pays well and i'll get so much experience

+10 perma buff to resume

AviD

13:45

@TRiG actually, it never does come up in intelligent security discussions.

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana heh indeed experience is a good thing!

AviD

it only comes up often with clueless developers who think they are the first ones to think of making round wheels.

Simon

@Ohnana Are you in the process of doing it?

TRiG

@AviD Well, yes. I'm not a security person myself, but I know that much. (I am also reasonably aware of my own ignorance, so I'm unlikely to try to invent a home-brew algorithm myself.)

Ohnana

@Simon as soon as I'm off the waiting list for the clinic, things should start rolling

AviD

13:47

@Ohnana congrats! good luck, enjoy!

Simon

@Ohnana Nice. How much is it gonna cost?

Ohnana

the job starts three months from now because it matches my school schedule

@Simon that's a good fucking question that I'll be posing to my health insurance

Simon

@Ohnana I hope they'll be paying a big chunk of it.

Ohnana

@Simon me too. testosterone ciprate seems to be approximately 40/mo. but the blood tests are going to be killer, and so is the counseling because my behavioral health plan sucks

Simon

@Ohnana Damn, sounds like a lot of trouble but I'm sure it'll be worth it.

Ohnana

13:52

@Simon you could say that about a lot of things

Simon

True.

TRiG

14:03

@Ohnana Friend of mine has been transitioning recently, but he's in The Netherlands, which has a pretty good record on this kind of stuff.

Ohnana

@TRiG yeah some european countries seem to be nicer than others

Simon

14:44

@JeffFerland How's the startup going?

Jeff Ferland

@Simon Pretty good. My worst complaint is a train commute and that's not really that bad. Working on fun stuff that isn't totally isolated to FB, working with lots of people I like.

CodesInChaos

@JeffFerland You're no longer at big bad?

Simon

@JeffFerland Sounds nice.

Jeff Ferland

@CodesInChaos Nope. Departed in February.

Simon

@CodesInChaos Why do you think I was no longer asking if he needed a janitor? Keep track you donut.

Jeff Ferland

14:53

Still trying to hire like crazy, just like everybody else in the Bay Area :-/

Simon

I can be the official immigrant of the startup if you like.

CodesInChaos

"startup" ... "working with lots of people"

sounds more like startedup.

Simon

pls

Jeff Ferland

@CodesInChaos Guess it depends on where you draw the line. Series B funding, but with a full product and about 14 engineers right now. Introverted me considers that a full deck of cards.

Stack Exchange

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Tim Post on June 11, 2015

Some time ago, we hired a Russian-speaking Community Manager named Nicolas Chabanovsky. He works remotely from St. Petersburg (we’re pretty sure it’s the one in Russia). In the past Nicolas was a software developer, and participated in the development of DLNA-stack at Motorola, webOS at LG Electronics and many other notable projects. What we found the most interesting about Nick is he’s one of the founders of the most advanced clones of Stack Exchange we’ve ever seen, which was ХэшКод, otherwise known as HashCode. …

Simon

15:01

How about you welcome our god damn new profile instead you silly donut?

raz

^^

CodesInChaos

@Simon I still see the old profile on sec.se

raz

Exactly @CodesInChaos

CodesInChaos

Not a fan of the new one

Simon

@CodesInChaos We all do sir, we all do.

CodesInChaos

15:02

Be happy, you weren't downgraded yet.

raz

I like the new profile.

Simon

But it shows how many people we've touched without having to rely on @Adi!

Ohnana

@StackExchange gib new profile :U

raz

gib?

Simon

yeah, gieb.

raz

15:03

We could do a kickstarter for it.

Maybe that would help

Ohnana

@raz GIB

anyways i have to go to an interview in 93F weather, peace out

CodesInChaos

@Stackexchange behalt new profile :U

raz

@Ohnana Have fun

Simon

@Ohnana babai

raz

I still don't know GIB

Simon

15:05

It's a troll way to say "give".

CodesInChaos

15:16

@Simon Did you just call Germans trolls?

Simon

Oh lawd, I absolutely didn't know that is "give" in German.

But whatevs, I'll stick to what I just said, it's the troll way to say give.

Silly Germans.

AviD

emergency question: how do you kill all other logged in gmail sessions?

a buddy of mine is having his account actively misused right now, cant figure out how to kick the other guy out

Simon

Change password?

AviD

nver mind, found it

Simon

Yeah, me too: mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=d999151e9b&view=ac

AviD

15:30

@Simon no, that doesnt kill already-logged in sessions

@Simon arsehole

no, talking about this mail.google.com/mail/ca/u/0/?ui=2&ik=009ed329df&view=ac

Simon

HAHAHAHAHA

YOU GOT ME YOU DONUT

God damn it.

AviD

@Simon no, YOU got me.

ah crisis averted.

Simon

What?!?

AviD

was actually funny....

Simon

Did mine log you out?

It was the link from the "details" at the bottom -.-

AviD

15:43

so I get a phishy email from an old friend of mine, obvious spam / phishing / virus attempt, with a link to some malware in the guise of dropbox. So I email him back, to let him know about it... and the douchebag hax0r replies to me, to say its an important file! such nerve, actually amusing.

@Simon ohhh okay - must be some kind of token unique to each account, so my link logged you out, yours logged me out....

Simon

@AviD Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth I guess.

AviD

heh, except that it wasnt on purpose.

M'vy

16:01

You mean you unlogged him by clicking he link the sent?

AviD

@M'vy same type of link, which is obviously subtly different.

but dont click his link! that will log you out. my link should be fine, though. go ahead and click it.

M'vy

yeah sure.

AviD

h-eh.

Simon

Hahaha.

I don't have my personal password manager on my work PC so I had to open it through my phone and type it like a damn donut.

AviD

hahahahahaha

now THAT is funny

why isnt your password stored in your browser?

you silly donut.

Simon

16:07

Because I don't trust my browser.

AviD

why dont you switch to a good browser, then?

you silly donut.

Simon

lulz

I'm using Chrome.

AviD

ah, I assumed firefoz.

heh. firefuzz.

tylerl

16:22

mornin

raz

-2

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encryption tls web-application cryptography malware

Free flags

Iszi

In b4 the modz

Simon

Nice "screenshot"

Also, it is very hard to alter the html to display the amount, right?

Iszi

He's on SO and WordPress Dev too. stackexchange.com/users/5252470/paypal-money?tab=accounts

@Simon Meh. Just Photochop it.

Simon

Much simpler to edit the client than photoshopping lulz.

tylerl

16:28

"Unlimited free Paypal money on your Paypal account." -- sounds legit.

Iszi

I'm not sure I like what the new profile format on SO has to say about that guy. Sounds a little threatening.

raz

Lets see what it says on Sec.SE

OH WAIT

We can't

Iszi

Whoah. Locked/Deleted by Community! Mods couldn't even touch it!

raz

@Iszi What was?

Iszi

@raz The spam Q.

raz

16:32

@Iszi Oh damn that was fast

Too bad they're not that fast implementing the new profile on InfoSec

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Simon

I flagged it and then immediately it redirected me to 404.

I guess I was the final blow.

@raz lulz

raz

@Simon Your mom gives a good final blow

Iszi

@Simon Your mom's the final blow.

Damn. Ninja'd.

raz

hahaha man sandwiched @Simon like we did to his mom last night

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AMIRIGHT

Simon

o pls all

Iszi

16:35

@raz I don't think we want @Simon to have anything to do with what we did to his mom last night. Ew.

Simon

all

raz

all?

Simon

pls

Iszi

@Simon That's what your mom kept saying last night. Usually preceded by "more".

Simon

lsp

Iszi

16:42

@Simon And that's what she had after we were done, since she'd been worked so hard.

Simon

rfsfdsf

Iszi

@Simon Oh, you don't want to know about that.

Simon

@@@@@@@@

Iszi

@raz - You're up.

Adi

@Simon :(

There will be new features at some point in the future, and you'll rely on me to crunch the numbers again

Simon

16:49

@Adi Hey, we can't bother you every time that we know how many people we've touched!

@Adi True, true.

Adi

@Simon Have I told you how many people you've touched?

I think I did

Simon

@Adi Yes but I believe that I forgot.

Adi

Wait wait, did Sec.SE get the new profile?

Simon

Nope.

Adi

I really forgot the query I used to get the number of touched people

it was a modified version of some other dude's query

Iszi

16:53

@Adi No, I think it was some search of public arrest records or sexual harassment claims.

Adi

Could be.

But I think that would only work for our US-based members

I don't think such records are public in EU

Iszi

Eh. I'm sure you can extrapolate for @Simon - he's probably touched people worldwide.

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