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12:41 AM
@FalconMomot It's less complex than your face!
 
@ScottPack My face is kind of complicated, so sure :P
 
your face isn't complicated in theory, it's just the implementation has some terrible defaults
(sorry if it came off mean - may not've been as witty as hoped)
 
@pacifist par for the dmz
 
1:00 AM
@pacifist some of the defaults are changed :P
 
Default settings can sometimes be quite elegant but are often boring.
 
thus the facepaint and metal
I should go get an airbrush one of these days
 
1:54 AM
Planning on centerfold modeling?
 
@ScottPack it's much easier to apply warpaint with them. facepaint runs and can't be made even. #cyberpunkproblems
In short: what I want is a server which can only be accessible from port 80... so, how do I completely isolate the OS from the outside world, making my web server the only and unique way to get in and out??? is such a thing even possible??? — george b 6 mins ago
ugh, this guy
 
2:24 AM
Mar 14 at 18:14, by FEichinger
Close all ports, be surprised by how "functional" your machine suddenly becomes.
 
2:39 AM
@DavidFreitag I couldn't recognize the intro at all but as soon as I heard the synth, I remembered the track. I totally forgot about this one, it's reaaaally great!
 
Anonymous
3:02 AM
sup @Simon!
 
4:02 AM
 
@LucasKauffman Around here, a statement like that probably means you are going to assassinate the POTUS.
 
 
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5:20 AM
> public function encrypt($value) {
return strtr(base64_encode(mcrypt_encrypt(MCRYPT_RIJNDAEL_256, hash('sha256', $this->key, true), $value, MCRYPT_MODE_ECB)), '+/=', '-_,');
}
Another gem from opencart!
 
5:41 AM
ugh. eyeroll
why do people think hashes are good PRNGs and KDFs?
(and why is ECB still implemented by anyone)
 
@FalconMomot This is clearly the far more important point. :P
 
though so far the only academically-acceptable source I've seen decrying the use of SHA2 as a PRNG entropy distiller is a French government report without data, criticizing Java
@TerryChia nothing wrong with ECB if you're only encrypting a single block and don't plan to use the key again.
:P
 
@FalconMomot Sure, what are the odds of that happening?
 
I'd be more interested in the derivation of $this->key
 
@FalconMomot Appears to be a read from a user config file.
 
5:46 AM
oh, lovely
that likely restricts the keyspace quite a bit
 
you must be bleepin joking me
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Q: Fuzzdb detected as Trojans

frozenhaartI recently downloaded fuzzdb from http://code.google.com/p/fuzzdb/ and my antivirus kept on detecting some of the files as Trojans. I need to know if these files are safe?

 
@FalconMomot I presume that's why the guy ignorantly used SHA256 in the first place.
Hey, the output appears random so it must be good right?
 
@TerryChia it does raise the bar a little, sure, but it's far from a uniform distribution, especially used on that.
 
Also, no HMAC is applied on the encrypted result. Woohoo!
 
ugh.
I'm not sure an HMAC is really necessary in this case.
well
I guess it depends on what is being encrypted
for some reason I assumed it was password hashes but I guess there isn't any reason for that
yeah, the lack of HMAC is a shame.
 
5:50 AM
@FalconMomot It appears to be mostly used to encrypt certain columns of a product table in the database. (It's a ecommerce app). Also, it's always a good idea to apply message authentication, you really can't go wrong with that.
 
is it really so difficult to use cryptographic primitives only for their intended purpose, and not abuse encryption for authentication and hashes for KDFs?
@TerryChia it is, but sometimes it isn't worth the overhead.
 
@FalconMomot Oh, I already complained about their password hashing. github.com/opencart/opencart/issues/1269
@FalconMomot Oh cmon, what kind of weak ass server are you using if computing a HMAC is an overhead?
 
oh god
@TerryChia one that processes a fuckton of data.
I mean
there are people that think using 4096-bit RSA keys and AES256 on webservers is unacceptable overhead
so I always try to think about what the marginal benefit and cost of a measure are
 
@FalconMomot Ehh, I can understand that at least. 2048-bit RSA keys and AES128 is more than sufficient.
 
applying an HMAC to data in your own backing database because it might not be trusted doesn't seem to be marginally beneficial. encrypting and applying HMAC to database communication, on the other hand, is clearly the right thing to do.
 
5:56 AM
Ok, I'm done with poking around random $PHPAPP today.
 
yeah, I tire of writing software patents
(as evidenced by me chatting here)
 
6:22 AM
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Q: Is StackExchange/meta/stackoverflow.com secure

cheawickI just recently noticed that none of the security indicators for a secure connection are showing up for any of the StackExchange site associations that I visit. I find this odd as I use weak passwords on sites that have lame security and yet find that I need a complex password here. Whereas I sav...

And this is why we should stop with ambiguous "security" indicators in consumer UI.
 
6:46 AM
morning
I don't know why but I don't usually like everytime facebook acquire anything.
:( :( :( :( :( :(
We were in talks about maybe bringing a version of Minecraft to Oculus. I just cancelled that deal. Facebook creeps me out.
 
7:02 AM
@RоryMcCune I just saw this. I'm pretty sure they don't understand what opensource licensing means.
 
7:34 AM
@TerryChia yeah that's another problem for them...
@kiBytes notch is right facebook (like google) are creepy, the idea that I'd want "facebook 3D, with unavoidable ads" ...
 
7:55 AM
@TerryChia they've got a few projects like opencompute
and hadoop
 
8:16 AM
@kiBytes ARGHHH. I liked oculus
 
@CodesInChaos Well now @jeff get's to play with it :p
pfff I need to use the word Cyber and I don't want to
I hate the word cyber
 
8:35 AM
so write "cybersex" instead.
if you really need to, erase the last 3 letters, after.
 
8:53 AM
@AviD But this is only acceptable if you put on a robe and a wizard hat
 
9:15 AM
@AviD Financial institutions are under the constant threat of cybersex
 
@CodesInChaos umm.... okay?
@LucasKauffman see? That report just become a whole lot more fun to write!
 
 
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12:14 PM
@Lucas A manager from our customer's Belgium office just walked in. He looks just like you.
I'm not sure if it's weird to ask him for a photo with him
 
@Adnan lol what :p ?
@Adnan I'm currently in Finland visiting this IT company, there's a really weird guy with black hair who has been staring at me in a creepy way
 
@LucasKauffman Are you really in Finland?
and, I'm currently a skinhead.
 
@Adnan no :p
 
@LucasKauffman Really? Because they are attempting to charge people differently based on use case which is definitely not compatible with GPL.
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A: WordPress Private Expoit?

Shubhamoy ChakrabartyFirst of all he's a script kiddie since WordPress isn't a webapp launched yesterday. The whole community is working to make it better. Now the only point is that WordPress sites get compromised because of misconfigured servers wherein an attackers might be able to carry out a SymLink Attack and t...

LMAO, is he implying wordpress doesn't have flaws?
 
12:30 PM
MY GOD
@TerryChia I just looked at his blog: "An evening with MongoDB, Node.JS and PHP"
says enough
 
@TerryChia Have you used something called Beautiful Soup?
 
@Adnan That's the python HTML parser right? Not deeply but I did use it once or twice.
 
@TerryChia Yup. I have a duckedup page that I need to parse.
So far, nothing has worked for me. The amount of shit on that page.. wow. I decided to give Beautiful Soup a go.
 
@Adnan That's a pretty elegant library IIRC.
 
I still can't believe that it's that powerful like they claim it is.
 
12:35 PM
It's one of the more famous python libraries alongside things like requests.
 
@TerryChia GPL isn't the only open source licensing model
 
@LucasKauffman The page says it's GPL-licensed. Regardless, no FOSS license allows you to restrict usage.
> For all private and non-commercial websites, the private license of NoSSL will be free - yes U$ 0.00 / U$ 0.00 - under GPL-license.
This is definitely not GPL.
 
@TerryChia Wait, what?!
How does that sentence work?
 
@Adnan Not a clue.
 
Re Oculus - there are some alternatives coming up that look awesome!
Ps - morning everyone
 
12:49 PM
@RoryAlsop Morning
 
So anyway
Http://www.justgiving.com/LexiesLongWalk
Blimming autocomplete
Feel free to sponsor my 7 year old daughter doing her half marathon :)
 
Full Disclosure is back btw, if you guys didn't know.
 
@TerryChia Jesus! I didn't know!
@RoryAlsop Link not working
 
@Adnan Hahaha! That's amazing.
 
Better @adnan?
Why would anyone want to do this
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Q: Is it possible for tourists to enter/attend Japanese Game Shows?

Mark MayoA group of us are looking at a trip to Japan later this year. Joking lead to wondering about visiting a game show, watching one, and then the hypothetical 'can you even go enter one?' question. So - is there a way to enter a game show, or at the least, be in the audience?

 
12:57 PM
I'm more interested in Tasty Soup
 
@RoryAlsop Hmmm.. they say they accept PayPal, but can't find it on the payment method page. :(
 
@RoryAlsop how did they charge my credit card, I didn't have to put in a CCV or perform authentication o.O
 
@LucasKauffman I thought CVV was optional?
 
@adnan - I don't know, it may be that only the us end of justgiving does paypal
@lucas the llama - cv is optional
And thanks very much
Looks like whatever sponsorship level it gets to will be doubled by my employer, which is nice
 
1:05 PM
@RoryAlsop If I were unethical I could put 20k on a CC, wait until your employer had doubled and then chargeback my 20k saying it was fraud
 
@LucasKauffman I can do that.
 
@Adnan Because we all know you have no ethics. :P
 
@RoryAlsop Jesus!! I had to create an account, and then choose PayPal from there.
Couldn't find something creative to put in "message". Sorry.
@TerryChia No no no, I have ethics. I just don't have a sense of morality.
 
1:30 PM
@TerryChia Ah, there are details.
No FOSS license can restrict usage once acquired. But they can choose to who they sell the FOSS license.
 
Interesting blog / paper from NSTIC.gov "It’s Time to Redesign Transport Layer Security" pomcor.com/2013/11/19/…
 
So they can decide to provide you with some software (of their own) under GPL license subject to some arbitrary conditions. But (that's the point of GPL) they cannot sue you if you finally decide to use the software as you see fit.
However, they may decide to forgo ulterior business with you.
 
@lucas - except they have a limit on what they will match
@adnan -many thanks for the effort
 
soup
 
1:49 PM
@deed02392 filet
 
mm fillets
beef? fish?
how's the healthy living going @Adnan
 
@deed02392 beef, fish, pork, chicken.. all yummy. I prefer chicken, though.
 
had two big lumps of lean chicken for dinner last night
delicious
turkey steaks tonight maybe, or salmon
 
@deed02392 How's the gym going?
 
2:00 PM
I kinda just asked you that!
Pretty good, still aching from workouts Sunday and Monday
 
@deed02392 My bench press is up to 70kg now. Very happy with it.
 
Nice one, have you put on that muscle you burned from too much cardio?
 
Besides that, all going well.
@deed02392 According to my lifts and measurements, it seems that I have.
Sadly, I added 2cm to my belly.
 
@Adnan love handles
 
@LucasKauffman :(
 
2:14 PM
hm how did that happen @Adnan?
Ate a little too much for muscle building?
 
@deed02392 lifting them burgers
 
@LucasKauffman lolol
 
@deed02392 Indeed. I ate too much pasta and bread.
 
<?xml version="1.0"?>
<!DOCTYPE cross-domain-policy SYSTEM "http://www.adobe.com/xml/dtds/cross-domain-policy.dtd">
<cross-domain-policy>
<allow-access-from domain="*"/>
</cross-domain-policy>
sobs
 
2:26 PM
@TerryChia of course, what else? If we don't use that it will break the application jow!
 
@LucasKauffman Hehe.
 
2:53 PM
kinda interesting idea, but single factor auth direct access to peoples desktops....
 
@RоryMcCune yea I'm not a huge fan either because of that, although the concept isn't bad
 
@RоryMcCune "single factor auth direct access to peoples desktops" isn't a big deal - this is how authentication is still handled in most companies today. The problem is when you add "...over the Internet".
 
@RоryMcCune Doesn't Azure offer something similar?
 
@Iszi yeah that was the bad bit. It's like removing the VPN from the accesing peoples systems
 
@RоryMcCune It seems to support AWS MFA
 
2:56 PM
@TerryChia well you can deploy desktop OSs to Azure sure enough, not sure about the management piece
 
So, what's the problem?
 
@Adnan ahh does it I didn't see that on the site
@Adnan well from a security standpoint not so much if it allows 2FA, but with single factor it's waiting for someone to lose their password
 
Regardless, the pricing is pretty steep...
 
and then all the companies docs go walk about
and as it's in the cloud it won't be easy to secure beyond what amazon do, which may or may not be great
 
@Adnan Am I the only one who reads the "ass. PhD" in that guy's signature and can't help but think "butt doctor"?
@Adnan Wait... I thought Full Disclosure was shutting down?
 
3:05 PM
@Iszi Fyodor is reviving it.
 
I'm interested in "indistinguishability obfuscation" ... where I believe I can securely store a private key in an application I send to end users. Does anyone know of any EXEs or sourcecode demonstrating this technology?
 
nope - you can't unless you separately send a key used to encrypt it :-)
 
@Iszi I thought so, until @Terry pointed otherwise
 
@RoryAlsop There are academic papers on this topic. Nothing practical yet last I heard.
 
3:07 PM
yep
hence my smiley
 
@TerryChia Nor I think it will ever be practical
 
@Adnan Yeah. One can dream though.
 
@TerryChia sweet dreams are made of this?
 
@RоryMcCune I said dream. I never said it had to be sweet.
 
wow - just been looking at our stats. Did you know we are now consistently getting close to 50k views every day, and increasing?
 
3:13 PM
@TerryChia well that ruins my segue into a cool 80's reference...
 
all the WOB WOB WOB WOB music
@RоryMcCune he's too young
 
@RoryAlsop cool!
 
oooh MS is going to open source Word v1 and MS-DOS
 
@LucasKauffman cough read the transcript cough :op
 
oh :(
 
3:20 PM
@LucasKauffman @DavidFreitag was having a challenge getting it off their site, so @Adnan hacked amazon and found him a link
I'd expect the site has recovered from the crush by now so you should be able to get it...
 
@LucasKauffman It's mostly useless. The MS-DOS code is pure assembly that will only build with an archaic assembler that microsoft didn't release.
It's very sparsely commented as well.
 
3:37 PM
@DavidFreitag I am too lazy to read the transcript, so anybody has a link ?
 
@RоryMcCune Hey, man. I hacked nothing!
 
That's the actual link ^ no longer being crushed
 
@Adnan found a non-public URL and accessed it... well in france arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/02/… or the USA theregister.co.uk/2014/03/20/weev_ipad_hack_appeal
:D
 
this one - SO or MSO?:
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Q: How does data.stackexchange.com allow queries securely?

barrycarterhttps://data.stackexchange.com/ lets me query some (all?) of stackexchange's data/tables using arbitrary SQL queries, including parametrization. What program do they use to do this and is it published? I want to create something like this myself (different data), but am constantly worried ...

 
@RoryAlsop MSESSA
 
3:43 PM
erm ... oookaaaayyyyyy
 
@RoryAlsop I'd say just close it as is. The dude got his answer from my comment.
 
4:19 PM
@Adnan Can't actually see where it cleans the query for things like DELETE or DROP statements
I read about it parsing the query, normalizing and then validating it
But didn't see any checks for dangerous query types, unless that safety mechanism is in the database itself based on the access level of the user executed queries?
 
@deed02392 In my opinion, it's perfectly safe to assume that the user executing the queries has tight permissions to begin with
 
yeah I'd just use SQL permissions for this, only give them SELECT access to specific tables..
simples
 
Exactly. Why bother parsing? Just don't execute it.
 
@TerryChia It parses everything and appears to attempt to execute everything too
 
@deed02392 Presumably the SQL server will reject it based on permissions..
 
4:26 PM
That's the consensus
 
Not everything has to be controlled in the app you know.
 
Duh
Didn't the last few lines make that obvious we all know that now
 
@RоryMcCune and, in this case, even to specific columns. For example, you can't get some timestamps in some tables (to prevent cross-referencing and find voters)
 
Also, why the hell are they using Google Code? :P
The interface is baaaaad.
 
@TerryChia I hate browsing on that thing
 
4:34 PM
@TerryChia supposedly google is leaving google code and using github
 
mmmmm steak.
 
@tylerl That will be nice indeed.
 
@DavidFreitag I want!!
 
@TerryChia it would be perfectly fine if they created a free alternative on google code which didn't suck
 
@Adnan How difficult is it to get steak where you are?
 
4:36 PM
@DavidFreitag How does that matter? :P It's easy to get them here yet I still want more. :P
 
@TerryChia I was just curious. Of course everyone wants moar steak :]
 
@DavidFreitag Not that easy.
 
@Adnan I wonder how well a large steak would stay frozen in the post :3
 
At least not one of those proper steaks.
You can, however, get schnitzel everywhere
 
Looks like chicken fried steak
 
4:41 PM
@DavidFreitag Except that in Finland it's made out of pork.
In my city, it's very difficult to get a decent steak made out of any animal
 
@Adnan I have trouble with the notion of "steak" being made out of any animal except cows.
 
@Adnan You should raise some cattle and sell the steaks. I bet you'd make quite a lot.
 
@ThomasPornin Same here.
 
@ThomasPornin You've obviously never had 'steak' from an American Chinese food place.
 
I mean, the generic term for "meat" is "meat", not "steak".
 
4:44 PM
@ThomasPornin I actually do agree with you. It's just I can't get myself to ask for beef steak. In almost every restaurant I go some waiter/waitress say "Oh, but this is made out of pork" because of my beard and hair colour.
 
There are ham steaks? I get them from the store every now and then.
 
If I start asking for specific meets, they'll probably start stressing things like "oh, but this has alcohol".
 
@Adnan Just answer: "that's OK, I am Zoroastrian".
At least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that a waiter or cook will have a lookup on Wikipedia.
 
At a local restaurant, I was taking salad from the buffet, suddenly the waiter appears next to me "Oh no, sir. Sorry. This contains ham". I replied "It's okay, no problem". Surprised, he said "Oh, sorry, but you know those mazlimz are everywhere and sometimes we feel we need to ask".
 
@Adnan How awkward.
 
4:47 PM
A couple of times I asked for a beer "Sorry, sir. We don't have non-alcoholic beer".
Even though I didn't ask for it
 
Huehuehue.
 
I wonder, if I were a bit "brown", how would I be treated?
 
Well, think of it from their perspective. If they didn't make assumptions like they do, it might bite them in the ass.
Heh, i just found 4 paychecks on my desk.
 
@ThomasPornin Setup a RasPi in the school with a WiFi card and voila.
 
4:52 PM
@DavidFreitag Which reminds me... One time I was at a restaurant, some dude order "Item 12". Item 12 says "Kananpoikaa punaviinikastike", which means chicken with red wine sauce. After the dude started eating, he yelled for the waiter and said "What did you serve me? This is disrespect for my religion!! Take it back and bring me something without alcohol".
I almost threw my chair at the dude.
Uggghhhh!!1
 
@Adnan And that is the exact reason why people make the assumptions they do
Because people are stupid.
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@DavidFreitag That should be the tagline of the infosec industry.
 
> That should be the tagline of the * industry.
Actually
> That should be The Tagline.
 
5:43 PM
@kiBytes Say, anything else you really really like? :P
 
@JeffFerland When is Facebook gonna acquire StackExchange?
 
@Adnan Ha. Jeff Atwood would have a vein pop right in front of you if you said that.
 
@JeffFerland Hey, man, anything that adds upvote/downvote functionality to Facebook posts.
 
@JeffFerland facebook should acquire reddit for the lulz
 
@RоryMcCune Oh heavens
 
5:54 PM
@JeffFerland I can just imagine the rage if that happened.. heh
 
@RоryMcCune Acquired it and then integrated it into Facebook ;]
 
@RоryMcCune Yeah, I can't see that one working out for anybody.
 
@JeffFerland no but it would be super funny
@DavidFreitag yeah "your mum liked your post on /r/nsfw"
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@RоryMcCune Huehuehue.
 
hmm actually @JeffFerland you couldn't arrange for that to be Facebooks April fools gag this year could you, I'd have to buy myself some popcorn if that happened
 
5:57 PM
@RоryMcCune Shit... who owns Reddit and how can I get in touch?
 
@JeffFerland I think they're still part of Conde Nast but operated entirely independantly.. with that lot you could probably get a name off their blog redditblog.com and message them on reddit...
 
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