On another topic... did I miss some fun over the long weekend or something? Samples from the sidebar:
"Did it involved staples and horses?" - M'vy
"I had the biggest barrel in the army :)" - AviD
"Gun was too big." - AviD
"Bears driving tanks with lazers on their heads!" - AviD
"Artillery could help with that." - AviD
"Nails and unicorns, actually." - Polynomial