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2:23 AM
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Q: WHM server hacked, lost root access

KrisI have a huge problem. In a nut shell, 2 days ago I noted a strange process going on with httpd, something I never saw before. That then led to me googling it, and OVH came up top with "Examples of a hacked server" So I freaked out, but didn't do anything as the rest of cpanel forums said it wasn...

Do we have a question/answer that explains why hacked servers/computers should just be nuked? I keep seeing such questions popup and they all have the same answer.
 
 
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3:52 AM
@DigitalFire What we noticed was that, by and large, the questions getting closed because they were "black hat" were, in truth, just bad questions. Not Constructive of NARQ was generally still applicable.
 
4:45 AM
@ThomasPornin Could I get your advice? pastebin.com/yWQL7yiw Is there anything inherently insecure in that little python code snippet i wrote?
 
 
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6:56 AM
Woohoo! I hit #4.
 
 
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9:50 AM
@JeffFerland Hahahaha. Congrats. Hey @AviD - what happened?
So I'm next in @Jeff's sights...
 
10:04 AM
@RoryAlsop you wanna migrate this on to SU?
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Q: How to mount a SAMBA shared folder from linux client machine using encrypted password?

Roy ImadI am trying to setup an auto-mounting network drive. The network drive requires a user/pass. In the man page for "mount.cifs" there are two ways to provide the user/pass. 1-[not recommended] put the user/pass in /etc/fstab 2-create a separate credentials file and put the user/pass in the credent...

 
11:01 AM
@TerryChia This looks reasonable to me.
The documentation for random.SystemRandom() claims that it uses os.urandom(), which uses /dev/urandom or CryptGenRandom(), depending on the architecture, and that's good.
20 characters, and punctuation characters, might be a bit of overkill
 
@ThomasPornin Ahh thanks. It's just a little piece of code i'm trying to write for fun. i'll add some way for the user to specify length and character choices later on.
Do developers usually restrict the type of special characters they allow in a password for any reason?
 
11:27 AM
@JeffFerland hehe, actually noticed that this morning, but didnt get on to chat till now. Congratulations! Jerk.
@RoryAlsop well, I havent really been doing much answering for quite some time now.
ironically, I happened to notice that @JeffFerland passed me, right after I posted my first answer in a really long time....
 
@AviD Question now is when will @Polynomial overtake you. I see he has more gold badges than anyone except @ThomasPornin now.
 
even more ironically, I wasnt going to answer it at all, but @Jeff's answer to that question made me feel I needed to add some important points.
usually I just comment on the other answers, and get them to change it, but then I realized there was just too much missing - well, see my answer :)
@TerryChia actually way I figure it, @JeffFerland wont be #4 very long, either - @Polynomial will probably pass him, before he passes @RoryAlsop. :D
 
@AviD yeah - my rep graph shows just how much I have tailed off answering
@AviD Jeff manages to answer and moderate - and do both with more energy than me :-)
 
@RoryAlsop boo frikken hoo.
 
11:34 AM
@RoryAlsop power of youth
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@RoryAlsop heh, I get tired just by watching your posts.
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@TerryChia less of that, you young whippersnapper :-)
I think I agree with the 2 close votes on this already - too localised:
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Q: Oracle Transparent Data Encryption

D. Brandon SmithCurrently we are using Vormetric for Transparent Data Encryption (TDE) in the Oracle Standard product to satisfy PCI-DSS 2.0 requirements. Does anyone have experience with other third party solutions for TDE? Using Oracle Enterprise and the Advanced Security Option (ASO) has been cost prohibitive...

any other opinions?
 
@RoryAlsop I disagree.
 
@Rory I agree with you agreeing with me agreeing with someone else.
 
definitely not constructive :)
straight close, its a shopping list q, doesnt really matter what you close it as....
@Gilles @DigitalFire clarification re the blackhat questions
the "consensus" was that everybody "agreed" about something different.
turns out that "what is blackhat" is also a subjective question.
@Gilles for example, I would not at all qualify "how can I make an attack work" as blackhat, and therefore it would definitely be accepted here (assuming it was asked as a good question.
it is completely a white-hat pentest question, or could be.
on the other hand, "how can i prevent this attack from working" is a completely different question.
the difference is not one of hat-color, it is like the difference between Builders and Breakers (ala OWASP).
I do agree with your clear statement that "blackhat" is not a topic.
On the other hand, the really black blackhat questions - illegal, unethical, etc - are explicitly forbidden by SE's Terms of Service! So it's not even a question of ontopicness or not, nor would a different SE site be able to handle it differently.
Of course.... "unethical" is again subjective (and "illegal" might be subject to location).
 
12:38 PM
Mmmm...tender tender horse steak
 
@ScottPack - you and your smooth talking ways
 
I must be getting old. If I get less than 8/7 hours or sleep I wake up with a headache.
I do not approve.
 
12:55 PM
@ScottPack what, 8.142857 recurring?
:-)
 
>_<
 
had a weird two days. Yesterday I woke up after 5 hours sleep feeling amazing. This morning had 7 hours sleep and felt terrible.
too much sleep == badness
 
1:16 PM
@RoryAlsop I'm sleeping 10 hours a day. Luxury of being on break.
 
@TerryChia I'd not cope well with that at all
I need to be doing things all the time
 
1:29 PM
@RoryAlsop I started having that problem around 22-23.
So now if I sleep too long I feel terrible, if I sleep too short I get headaches.
We are not amused.
 
@ThomasPornin Hello. As you have a diploma that says you are a cryptographer, please can you review my SHA3 blog post? I've angled it as a "why did the competition run, what's the history and why do we need a new hash function" post rather than a "oohhh sponges! I like sponges!" type post. I might do that sort of post in the future, for interest's sake :) But yes, it would be good to know I have not said anything stupid please :)
Also, anyone else who wants to review, wants to suggest additional angles please do.
Happy to add technical coverage if wanted.
 
@Ninefingers The technical bit could be a separate post imo.
 
@TerryChia That's what I thought.
 
1:46 PM
@Gilles If it's a dupe of Computer Security Hacking then, by association, it should be a dupe of IT Security. However, I'm not sure it really is. In any case, the real problem appears to be that most "ethics" questions will be closed for S&M. Most "legal" questions would be closed as Too Localized also.
 
@Ninefingers Sponges?
 
@ScottPack Keccak is based on a sponge function...!
 
Whatever
Sounds like more blackmagic crypto stuff.
fscking markdown.
 
ftfy.
 
como?
 
1:57 PM
i fixie.
 
Oh help. The area51 site for hacking has this as a top-rated example question:
Now there's not constructive if ever I saw it.
 
@Ninefingers I think it's gone so far past not constructive, it should now be closed as "stupid and pointless".
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have you noticed that the only questions which are SE-viable, have already been asked here?
oh wait, I found one. and its actually blackhattish, though its kinda blackhatting the blackhatters: How do I take over a Zeus botnet?
 
Hiya people. Semi-related to IT security, but...
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Q: How would I know if my OS is compromised?

itsolsI had opened a php folder from a friend's web host. I run it on mine to fix some bugs. Then I tried attaching the code to be emailed and GMAIL stated that the attachment was infected by a virus. Now I'm afraid if my Apache or OS (12.04) is infected. I checked the php files and found a base64 ...

^ anyone got any advice for them?
(there's the Ubuntu community advice, and then there's actual IT security advice :P)
 
2:22 PM
Good Morning/Afternoon Folks.
 
what defines one as an Afternoon Folk?
 
anywhere it's currently the afternoon ;op
 
Here's the real question I think needs to be asked about "Hacking Morality & Legality":
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Q: Is this proposal a good fit for the SE format?

IsziOne discussion here has already asked if this is a duplicate of the Computer Security Hacking proposal. On that proposal, there's already a discussion of whether it's a duplicate of IT Security. Making those connections, I was about to ask (or suggest in the existing discussion) whether we shou...

 
@Iszi Agreed!
I find it amusing how no one can answer @Polynomial's question.
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Q: How is Computer Security Hacking not a duplicate of IT Security?

PolynomialProposal: Computer Security Hacking! We already have the IT Security site, and the current definition of this proposal doesn't really seem to differ all that much from it. Furthermore, all of the example questions would be on topic in IT Security. Some would need some minor tweaks, but nothing m...

 
@TerryChia everybody go upvote that now.
I added the duplicates tag to that for ya.
@TerryChia I find it much more amusing that the guy behind that proposal, is complaining on HML about dupes popping up everywhere...
 
2:36 PM
@AviD And that he has not asked or answered a single question here.
 
@TerryChia cmon, we shouldnt be wasting time on this site. We should all go invest our efforts in the Hacking proposal!
 
3:08 PM
Let me know if security.stackexchange.com/a/21448/4556 needs any more expansion than this.
 
This is hilarious.
 
@DigitalFire I don't see anything clearly labeled "SSL Version". Something I'm missing?
 
@Iszi Chrome shows google using TLS 1.1
 
@TerryChia His instructions were for Firefox.
 
@Iszi The instructions I gave on FF15 give me the version of SSL the site is using. Could it be to a versioning issue?
 
3:17 PM
@Iszi Ahh, I don't see it on FF.
 
@DigitalFire I'm on 10 ESR
 
How do I check what version of FF i'm using? lol
 
@TerryChia Just tested Chrome. Looks good. Only problem with this is that it shows what security method is being used. This will (should) always be the most secure mechanism supported by both server and client. What the asker of that question needs to see is how to check the least secure mechanism supported by the server.
@TerryChia Go to about: in Firefox.
 
@Iszi Ahh, I'm on 15.0.1.
 
3:25 PM
Wonder if anyone topped this one by celebrating 07:08:09 10/11/12...
@numberphile Earlier this morning, I celebrated 8:09 10/11/12.
 
@Iszi you could say you did...we might believe you :-)
 
@RoryAlsop Then you don't know me very well.
 
hahahaha
 
@TerryChia Swapped to a PC running FF 15. Still not seeing what you're seeing. Where does it say "TLS 1.1"?
 
@Iszi I said I didn't see it on FF.
 
3:33 PM
Oh. Thought you did.
Hrm. IE says TLS 1.0.
 
::feels reassured:: he's not the only crazy here.
 
@DigitalFire Eh? You are still the only one seeing it on FF.
 
@DigitalFire Yeah. What @TerryChia said.
 
@TerryChia So why is it that when im on an SSL page and I click that Icon i see the version of SSL? I'm i just misinterpreting what i'm looking at?
 
@Iszi silly america-focused americans. Dont you know 10/11/12 is not for another month?
 
3:42 PM
@DigitalFire I see the cipher suit used, but not the SSL version.
 
@DigitalFire Pics or it didn't happen.
 
ugh. NM. I just figured out what happen.
 
@DigitalFire Do tell.
 
I was looking at the particular page title instead of any real info on SSL. -.-
That page was titled SSL 2.0 =/
 
@DigitalFire I'm closing you as NaRQ.
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3:48 PM
 
@Iszi Yes, indeed.
 
In related news, I think I just found the best thread for great "demotivational" facepalms.
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Q: WHM server hacked, lost root access

KrisI have a huge problem. In a nut shell, 2 days ago I noted a strange process going on with httpd, something I never saw before. That then led to me googling it, and OVH came up top with "Examples of a hacked server" So I freaked out, but didn't do anything as the rest of cpanel forums said it wasn...

 
@Ninefingers I'll have a look at it tonight.
 
@Iszi lovely.
 
4:35 PM
So the more I look at things on Area51 the more broken I think the implementation is. I like the idea, but by setting it up as just another SEI site it seems to encourage this notion of a cabal of people appointed to be "experts" in "making new sites" without needing any information about the topics involved.
The Computer Security and Hacking proposals are just the examples I've seen the most of.
 
@ScottPack Indeed. I don't disagree with the concept of allowing the community to propose sites and such, but I think at the very least the reputation and permissions system needs some tweaking. Instead of granting rep/permissions based on Area 51 activity, I think the rep/permissions should be given by some formula that includes weight for overall SE participation.
The presumption in my scenario being: People who are high-rep participants on other SE sites, probably have a good idea as to what makes a good SE site.
 
I'm not sure what would be the right fix.
 
My suggestion wouldn't necessarily prevent crap proposals outright, but it would definitely get them shut down a lot faster.
Example: I hardly ever participate in Area 51, in any way that would gain rep. But I have over 20k aggregate rep across just the top 6 SE sites I participate on. I think the latter should more than qualify me to put close votes on bad proposals.
 
4:50 PM
In general I disagree with giving you any power on sheer principle.
That being said your comments to make some logical sense.
 
Wow. Lemme guess... autocowrecked?
 
This has not been my best day.
/me goes back to work
 
@Iszi when it comes to commitment, the formulae for how much commitment is needed, takes exactly that into account.
@TerryChia your risk question from a few days ago, I'm thinking its a bit broad - it gathers together 3 different (though connected) questions.
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Q: How does one properly assess risk?

Terry ChiaSecurity is never 100%. There is a need to balance risk and cost. Risk assessments need to be performed to determine the cost-effectiveness of preventive measures. There are a few questions I would like answered: What are the frameworks to follow when performing risk assessment? How does an or...

 
@AviD That's good. But my problem is that the rep/privilege portion doesn't take it into account. Also, I just realized that discussion participation in Area51 doesn't count towards rep at all.
 
some have been asked, some could be answered by different people, etc. really 3 seperate, though interrelated, questions, imo.
 
5:26 PM
Cool proposal, here:
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Retro-Gaming and Modding

Proposed Q&A site for anyone who has a question regarding older video games or systems no longer being manufactured. Similar to Gaming.SE except, with an expanded list of questions, including questions about hardware repair, finding old games and coding for old hardware.

Currently in definition.

 
6:13 PM
heh, I got 2 gold badges in 2 days
crazy
 
In security.stackexchange.com/questions/21461/… @Rook said that testing using checklist is wrong. However, I also use checklist when testing so I won't forget about standard app vulnerabilities. Is there a better way than using it?
 
a checklist is a very limited way of doing it
decent pentests should be done via a methodology, not a checklist
checklists are rigid - you have to be more fluid about how you do it
so a checklist might say "verify that 'remember me' tokens are secure"
but that in and of itself has a whole range of aspects to it, and they may be using those tokens for other things, or generating them via a 3rd party (e.g. OAuth)
 
@AndreyBotalov Question is borderline NaRQ/NC right now. As @Polynomial has said, methodologies are best. However, checklists are helpful to validate that you have covered key components in that methodology. So, checklists aren't really bad - they just shouldn't be your entire process.
 
AFAIK we have other beginner questions for beginners about pentesting webapps. Usually answers are OWASP top 10 or such. I don't think this question is so bad. Also there are no other question for begiiners about pentesting iOS apps
 
6:28 PM
pentesting iOS apps is an interesting topic, because they operate on a difficult-to-debug device, with all sorts of sandboxing, and difficult-to-monitor networking (3G)
but his question is ill-defined
if he'd have asked "How do I go about pentesting an iOS app that does all of its communications over cellular data?", that would have been a good question
 
@AndreyBotalov I didn't say the question was too "beginner". I said it was "Not a Real Question" or "Not Constructive". As it is, the question is too ambiguous and quite potentially may result in subjective/argumentative answers about competing methodologies.
@Polynomial Better question, yes. "Good question" would depend on the content beneath that title.
 
of course. context is important.
 
To me it's quiet similar
 
it has defined scope, for a start
I'd have actually closed it as NC.
but that's just me
 
6:32 PM
@Polynomial Not just you. My vote would be NaRQ though.
 
I think the reason it got voted so highly is because we get asked that question all the damn time, and most of the time it's hideously written.
 
What do you mean by scope?
 
@AndreyBotalov Limitation of what the answer should provide, to a reasonable extent. In this case it's "give me a list of everything I need to do when pentesting iOS apps", or "give me a list of methodologies for pentesting iOS apps" (it's ambiguous already)
whereas the other one you posted basically says "I'm new, got any starting points?" - it gives us an exact idea of what he's looking for, and there's a finite (albeit list-based and subjective) answer.
don't get me wrong, it's not a good question by a long shot
but it's one of those corner cases where we get asked it a lot, and most people who asked it can't string a sentence together.
whereas he was sufficiently eloquent to ask a bad question in a way that wasn't offensive to our sense of grammar.
 
Do you think it will be good to edit this iOS question to something similar with security.stackexchange.com/questions/15233/… ?
And what exactly should be edited?
 
no.
that question is completely different, and I'd still close it if it was posted today.
editing a bad question into a slightly less bad question is an exercise in futility if you're going to close it anyway.
 
6:38 PM
So how should beginner ask this question if he doesn't know where to start? And he doesn't know any vulnerbailities of iOS application
 
@AndreyBotalov Strictly speaking, StackExchange sites aren't meant for beginners. Amateurs and hobbyists may have their place here, but raw beginners should get some amount of experience elsewhere before asking questions here.
 
He shouldn't ask it at all. That's the point. StackExchange is a Q&A site with strict rules. Just because a question exists and has merit does not mean that it can go on StackExchange. That seems to be a fundamental point that a lot of people forget.
The rules are there to maintain the highest quality of information - the maximum signal to noise ratio. Allowing subjective / list / non-definitive questions damages that ratio. Sometimes that means we have to throw out 1% of the signal to remove 95% of the noise.
Which is, partially, what makes chat so great. If someone has a valid question that doesn't fit the Q&A format, they can ask it on here and we can give all the subjective responses we like.
 
If question will be asked in chat, it's not likely that someone else will be able to find answer. Nobody searches chat before asking question
 
That's a good thing.
 
Do you think security.stackexchange.com/questions/13570/… is better? It's for beginners too
 
6:46 PM
Note that I don't care whether it's for beginners or not. That, as far as I'm concerned, is a list question.
So no, it's not a good question.
I'd close it as NC.
Remember that existing unclosed bad questions are not evidence in the support of new bad questions.
Especially ones that were asked in the infancy of the site - we had lower standards back then, because we were hungry for content. Now we have regular contributors and plenty of questions, so we adhere to the standards more strictly.
The reason we don't allow subjective questions is because 1) answers change over time, 2) different people have different answers, 3) it results in lengthy debate and major headaches for mods.
 
Then, security.stackexchange.com/questions/11234/… also has different people giving different answers
 
That's not subjective. It has slightly poor scope (maybe NaRQ) but it's enough to allow people to say "hey, this is what I think is relevant to your question". Voting decides the most accurate answer.
I had exactly this frustration when I first joined StackOverflow. I asked a list question, it got downvoted and closed. I was pissed, so I went on meta and complained. I got downvoted, and someone pointed me to Jeff Atwood's blog entry on the whole Not Constructive deal, as well as some of the longer discussions about it on Meta.SO, and eventually I realised that the reason I was pissed off was that I hadn't grasped the concept that StackExchange is a privilege, not a right.
 
@Polynomial Link to your MSO post and/or Jeff's blog might be handy.
 
Just because I have a question does not give me the right to ask it. I have the privilege to ask it, and that privilege can be removed if the rules disagree with my question format.
Jeff Atwood on January 17, 2011

In Good Subjective, Bad Subjective, we made a pretty solid first stab at defining a constructive subjective question, one that I’ve been happy with so far.

Constructive subjective questions:

inspire answers that explain “why” and “how”. tend to have long, not short, answers. have a constructive, fair, and impartial tone. invite sharing experiences over opinions. insist that opinion be backed up with facts and references. are more than just mindless social fun.

tend to have long, not short, answers. have a constructive, fair, and impartial tone. invite sharing experiences over opinions. insist that opinion be backed up with facts and references. are more than just mindless social fun. …

there's a pile of links to appropriate MSO stuff in there.
 
7:14 PM
heh, I just bought a second-hand book from Amazon for £0.03, free shipping.
they just lost money :P
 
7:39 PM
I'm surprised The Cryptobear didn't jump in on this one: security.stackexchange.com/questions/21277/…
 
@Polynomial Some people have real work to do
 
haha
 
Although I could make an attempt at the Reversal badge on this one.
 
clearly not enough if you appear whenever I mention cryptobears ;_)
 
I will see what I can do tonight.
@Polynomial Chatting is a background task, it requires little effort.
 
7:44 PM
;)
 
But for answers, I take care of my readers.
 
@ThomasPornin Thanks :)
 
8:04 PM
Ok dammit, Qubes will have to wait until next week. Blame the fs corruption that has driven me to the point of writing kickstart scripts so I can run an unattended install to restore my desktop, work out how to drive device mapper etc etc.
I lost the ISO when the last fs died
If I disappear where I am, that's what's happened - fs has exploded again.
 
@Ninefingers fsplode?
 
@Polynomial Is there a special section for book special or used book or something?
 
@DigitalFire ... say what? O_o
 
@Polynomial Yeah. Well it turns out there might be some kernel bugs with hibernate, ssds and luks... bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=770443 for example.
 
Is there a section on amazon that has used books? or a book specials section? How did you get a book for .03?
 
8:11 PM
Hibernate pretty reliably breaks my fs into little tiny pieces. Then fsck tries to fix it, and it gets even worse.
 
@DigitalFire Oh, I don't know. It wasn't on special offer. It's one of those ones where Amazon don't actually sell the product, they just act as the middle-man.
 
@Polynomial 3 votes in less than 20 minutes on a physical security question? Nice job!
And there's #4 for you.
 
@Iszi Four :P
@DigitalFire it's a really really old book (1983) and it's second hand.
lots of those book vendors sell them for £0.01 or £0.03
mainly to clear the warehouse I guess
 
@Polynomial So, how'd you end up learning lockpicking? DIY, or did you find a workshop or something locally?
 
@Iszi there was a lockpicking table at 44Con
 
8:13 PM
@Polynomial ..and he stole the entire table. =D
 
heh
Wicked Clown was running it (@wickedclownuk on twitter)
had a bunch of learners locks, and a whole bunch of real padlocks
 
Ah, cool. Would be neat to find a DIY reference too, though. Lockpicking ranks right up with hotwiring and hacking on the list of criminal-like activities I've always wanted to learn before I die.
 
I can hotwire cars already, it's easy
difficult part is actually getting to the wires
immobilisers are difficult though - really varied and some are quite complex
especially on newer cars, where the immobiliser is built into the ECU.
 
@Polynomial So can I. I've seen so many films where they do it. Reach under the steering wheel. Magically grab a handful of wires. Roughly pull them apart. Find the two that are invariably frayed with exposed copper. Put them together a few times. Swear. Say "c'monnnnnnnNNNN". Try again. Then it works. Then, proceed to drive the car at breakneck speed whilst all police vehicles drive into things, save the girl, save the world and get rich too.
 
@Ninefingers Haha, if only ;)
 
8:17 PM
@Polynomial Yea without causing major structural damage to the underpanel.
 
@DigitalFire A lot of the time you need to have complete access to the engine - that makes things difficult, because popping the hood requires the key.
 
@Polynomial Isn't there usually a latch?
 
@Iszi Shame you're on the wrong side of America - BSidesLV almost always has lockpicking.
 
@Polynomial you mean it's not like that? And are you telling me computers don't blink when you're under a hack attack and you don't have to mash the keyboard faster than the guy who's "in your system" and "breached the firewall"?
 
@DigitalFire Yes, but the latch is usually triggered by a button inside the car, which (on newer cars at least) usually requires that the key is turned enough that the battery is on.
 
8:20 PM
@Polynomial Shame my company doesn't send us to any real conferences, either. Closest we ever get is SANS in Orlando.
 
Next you'll be telling me the tooth fairy does not exist.
 
@Ninefingers Sure. All of hacking is exactly like this: youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
 
@Polynomial You joke, but I actually double hacked today. Only briefly. We didn't know what the enter setup key for the bios was, so we pressed them all. Only one person can't really do that very easily in time...!
 
press ALL THE KEYS!
 
@Polynomial Yes, with forehead.
 
8:22 PM
It turns out this tends to fill up the bios keyboard buffer, then it just beeps at you loudly and refuses to do anything.
 
lol
It's usually F1, F2 or Del
 
@Polynomial Or F12, or Esc...
 
though I did come across an old IBM box that required you to triple-tap CTRL to get into the BIOS
 
When in doubt, just RTFM.
 
Or F8 in this case :(
 
8:24 PM
ah, yeah, F8 is common too
 
F10 was the boot devices menu
 
@Iszi I've seen F12 for RAID controllers, but not BIOS
yeah F10 for boot devices is pretty standard
 
Ctrl+M is my raid controller setup. Just to help.
 
Escape usually is used to show POST state rather than the splash screen
 
See, our technique would never have caught modifier keys...
 
8:25 PM
my HP rackmount has Ctrl+F6 to get into their remote management config screen
 
and we wonder why movies obsess with strange keypress combinations
 
and you can get it to not initialise the remote management module by holding both shift keys during early POST
which was useful, once, when the module got FUBAR'ed and I needed to reflash it
only works via a PS/2 keyboard, though, not USB.
which was a FFFUUUUUUUUUU moment, when I realised I don't own one.
 
@Polynomial Heh... So, what you're saying is that the module was telling you "Tits or GTFO"?
 
@Iszi more "Firmware or GTFO", but pretty much yeah :P
 
@Polynomial Are you being deliberately contradictory, or did my joke just fail?
 
8:29 PM
@Iszi I think the joke failed. I didn't quite get where tits came into it :P
 
@Polynomial Re-FLASH
 
(I'm aware of the whole tits/gtfo thing, though)
aaahhhh
In my defence, I'm not at my maximum cognitive output due to being ill.
 
The perfect combination of keys to press for a launch;
[ESC, ALT, Z, R] & [SHIFT, F8, F12, T]
Will more than likely require 2 people =D
 
Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Esc+M is probably impossible.
actually, I can just do that one on my small laptop keyboard.
 
@DigitalFire Holy crap... I almost can't believe I was actually able to do that.
@Polynomial I can manage pretty well on my desktop keyboard.
 
8:33 PM
@Iszi try again, but use Enter instead of M ;)
and it has to be left-ctrl, left-shift, left-alt
 
@Polynomial See that is actually the easy part.
 
I can make it right-alt if you want a challenge ^_^
 
@Polynomial Meh.
 
actually, that makes it easier.
ok, here's the impossible one
 
8:34 PM
You play enough computer games, you eventually learn how to do all sorts of manual dexterity acrobatics with a QWERTY keyboard.
 
@Iszi APM on SC2 all day =D
 
Ctrl+Alt+Shift+PrintScreen+Esc+Q+W+E+R+T+Y+U+I+O+P+A+S+D+F+G+H+J+K+L+Z+X+C+V+B+N‌​+M+Space+Enter+F6
 
@Polynomial No fair using >10 keys!
 
that gives you access to the infinite realm of porn.
 
@Polynomial Thats easy. but it requires some super glue and bubble gum.
 
8:35 PM
@DigitalFire Don't forget the paperclip.
 
@DigitalFire We require more vespene gas.
 
@Iszi I knew i forgot something.
@Iszi Ohhh and the ducktape...
 
WinKey+E gives me access to the infinite realm of porn.
We require more Rory.
Spawn more Rorylords.
We must place that on Rory.
The Rory cluster is under attack!
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Rory Launch Detected!
 
Err.. I'm in a heap of Rory!
Can't Rory 'em alone!
Wanna hear a cool fact about Starcraft?
 
8:42 PM
shoot
 
the transport ships (were they medivacs? I forget) in SC1 had an audio clip, where they said "In the pipe, 5 by 5."
that audio clip was directly taken from the Alien movie.
the rest of the voice clips for that unit were actually done by the same actress
only discovered that after re-watching Alien after playing SC1, and suddenly realised where the clip was from
 
Isn't there music from pantera?
 
Hydralisks were also entirely based on the Xenomorphs from Alien.
pretty sure there is somewhere
also, if you continually click on a siege tank in SC1, he sings Flight of the Valkyries.
there's loads of easter eggs in there
I also love the jukebox track on SC2 - "Zerg, a shotgun, and you."
"Zerg. Shotgun. And you. I got a Zeeeeeerg, and a shotgun, and I'm bringin' 'em home to you!"
"Pickup. Protoss. And you. I got a pickuuuuuup, and a protoss! And I'm bringin' 'em home to you!"
 
hey how come there's been a load of posts here over the last 30 minutes.... you'd almost think people weren't watching the new red dwarf!
 
@Polynomial Technically it should be "Aliens", not "Alien". The alien is not called a xenomorph until the second movie (from which the audio clip is also taken, btw).
 
8:52 PM
@ThomasPornin Ah, yes, indeed.
 
And "entirely based" leaves room for interpretation, since an Hydralisk does not have legs.
 
@ThomasPornin leges? *legs? ..I thought they had legs.. or it just the slithering motion?
 
@DigitalFire from the waist down, Hydralisk are similar to the Snakemen of "UFO: Enemy Unknown"
 
@RoryMcCune Link?
 
Thinking of Aliens / Alien : this once made me say, upon learning that the (then upcoming) "Titanic" move was directed by James Cameron: "It is James Cameron, so there will not be one iceberg, but at least a hundred."
 
8:57 PM
@DigitalFire this'll work in the UK or with proxies that make it appear that you are :) video.uktv.co.uk/dave/red-dwarf/series-10/episode-2
 
@DigitalFire You can almost feel the tears of despair from British astronomers.
 
@ThomasPornin The concept artist based them on xenomorphs.
that's as close as you'll get to "entirely based".
@RoryMcCune SMEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(actually thanks, I forgot it was on tonight)
will watch it tomorrow if I get time.
 
@Polynomial won't spoil it but a good one hope they can keep it up the rest of the series :)
 
Never even heard of that series.
Will def check it out when home.
 
9:03 PM
...
Red Dwarf is awesome
 
never heard of red dwarf.... you're in for a treat then :)
 
the fun part is that there was a 10 year gap between season 8 and 9 (thought 9 wasn't really a series)
and a 13 year gap between season 8 and 10
 
@Polynomial GTFO?! how old is this show?
 
I wouldn't jump into series 10 (the current one) probably wouldn't make much sense, finding the old stuff on-line
 
started in 1988
ran until 1999
 
9:05 PM
wow
 
was actually really modern for its age
 
@Polynomial now you're making me feel old!
 
@RoryMcCune I was born the same year it came out. That makes me feel old :P
 
@Polynomial now I really feel old I was finishing secondary school when it came out!
 
in fact, the first episode was broadcast when I was less than 2 weeks old
 
@NlightNFotis Please stop making tag wiki edits with content ripped directly from Wikipedia. It's plagiarism.
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my tag wiki reviewing algorithm:
if it's very badly written, reject as invalid edit
if it's well-written, reject as plagiarism
that gives me at least 90% success rate
 
@Gilles I approved a couple that were well-written, then realised they came directly from Wikipedia
one of them was ripped from the middle of a paragraph and made no sense
so it was both plagiarism and invalid
 
 
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11:28 PM
Now I just discovered that a remake of "UFO: Enemy Unknown" has been produced. Seen it on a shelf in front of a video game shop. Is it as good as the original ?
@Ninefingers I have looked at your post; it looks fine to me. There is a weird sentence: "Depending on the round...". I think there are words to remove, or words to add, in order to reach syntactic correctness.
Also, you might want to add a few dashes: the proper names are "SHA-1", "SHA-2" and "SHA-3" (but still "MD5", not "MD-5").
 
@Polynomial Might want to have @JeffFerland, @RoryAlsop, or @AviD super-ping them. Don't think I've ever seen that user in here.
 

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