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Oooh. I found a new code for chat 763.
 
 
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11:13 AM
@IvenBach and you skipped 725?
 
11:48 AM
sigh. Now I have the Teams app open so I can keep up with what's going on at work and Firefox so I can talk to sane people.
oh, and Jabber so I can answer my desk phone at the office.
 
12:32 PM
I just have to remember to not use rubberduck chat memes with the work folk. They'll be most cornfused by "monking"
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#BlameMicrosoft
 
@FreeMan why not use Teams if you have Teams?
 
'cause they don't have Teams integrated with our desk phone. If someone calls my desk, I can answer via my headset here at home.
Yeah, we're a tech disaster ATM. They're trying to push everything to the full MS suite (teams, yammer, etc), but we're all over the place in terms of A) implementation and B) functionality
 
To be fair, we use Teams and Slack
 
not sure why we need Yammer when there's chat on Teams. What's the difference? (other than that they've got some things set up on one and not the other)
 
Because Microsoft says you need it? We don't use Yammer, either.
 
12:44 PM
Good morning fellow ducklings. I'm wondering something. Since Microsoft acquired Github, are there any sneaky dastardly new clauses in the Git TOS that say something like Microsoft claims ownership rights to any code that you upload...? Kind of like how Facebook owns any pictures that you upload..?
 
In our case, we usually use Slack for text chats but Teams for phones and screen sharing.
 
@FreeMan you can answer using Jabber which is a Cisco product that integrates with the Cisco IP phones, that is. At some point they think they'll have them integrated with Teams
 
even though both products can do the other thing... just not as well.
 
@spinjector good question. The answer is probably >:/
 
Yea I was wondering.
 
12:46 PM
@this Yeah, pretty much that.
 
I was going to dig into the TOS out of curiosity, but it's longer than a CVS receipt.
 
lol
 
I think that's the whole point.
 
mmHmm
 
"We want you to read and agree to our bullshit TOS but we don't want you to read it too closely lest you be outraged by audacious things we claim in it. Just hurry up and accept it already."
 
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#BlameMicrosoft
 
Well, unfortunately, that's not exclusively Microsoft's shenanigans. We've got Google, Apple, Facebok, and basically all major players doing the same stunt.
 
Yea not surprised.
 
Just to clarify something though.
 
Real Question™: I have an object that will hold data for my reports and methods to populate the data. Would it make sense to have the Class_Initialize() actually call the methods to load the data, so all I have to do is Dim myData as myDataType : Set myData = New myDataType and presto, I've got the data?
 
Microsoft may own GitHub, doesn't mean they do own Git.
 
12:51 PM
or is that being Too Clever For My Own Good™?
 
Ok, back to work... ciao
 
I would say yes, too clever for your good.
 
'twas a thought...
besides, I haven't fully thought through this refactoring, so I'm not 100% sure I need all the data every time, so 'twould probably make sense not to gather it ifn I don't need it
 
Also, doing certain stuff in Initialize can be weird. The only thing you can safely do is basically new up private variables or set to some constants without leaving the class module.
 
Oh goody, we've got our first Teams video conference in a few minutes. Everyone is so excited to see faces!
 
12:53 PM
having a explicit Init sub avoids that problem and at least makes it a bit more explicit.
 
(Yes, I work in an office full of women. There are 2 guys, and I guarantee neither of us cares - we remember what everyone looks like...)
@this thanks - noted for after the meeting!
 
@FreeMan "Why are you so excited about a computer screen with some changing pixels?"
#KillJoy
 
1:08 PM
Killjoy's my name, killing joy's my game.
 
1:18 PM
@FreeMan something about solitary confinement.
 
Close, my wife's here
 
see, that makes a huge difference
I haven't seen my GF in person in over a month
 
ouch
got video at least?
 
once or twice. we're both a bit ... impacted by quarantine in unhelpful ways.
 
Yeah, this whole thing is getting more ridiculous by the day. The more data that's collected, the "less bad" it appears.
 
1:24 PM
excuse me what data are you looking at?
 
500k deaths in UK predicted by Imperial College London 2 weeks ago. Then they said "oops" we overestimated by 96%, now we think it's only going to be 20,000.
R0 predicted to be nearly 4. With data it's showing more like 2.
 
the UK currently has 55k infections and 6k deceased
 
As more cases are identified the death rate is going to plummet simply because 95% are mild cases that aren't any worse than a cold. Of the 5%, only a small fraction are even hospitalized.
 
but 45k people are actively infected as of now
 
ICL also predicted 2.2 million deaths in the US. we're at about 9.6k
 
1:28 PM
the mess in the US is just at the ramping up phase, tbh
 
sucks to be among the dead, no question, but I really doubt this is going to be any worse than any of the "massive scares" or whatever you want to call 'em over the last 20 years.
 
the fatality rate in europe is currently at just below 10%. Sure some of that is due to missing tests not showing the whole picture, but 10% is just way too high to not be worried
@FreeMan I'm reasonably sure that some of that is due to social distancing.
Comparing R0 to R is not really useful in the first place, since R0 is always without intervention and R is the current rate
 
CDC guidelines (doesn't impact EU, I understand that) says that if someone has or is thought to have C-19, that's to be listed as the cause of death even without a postmortum test. Doesn't matter if they were in a car crash, if they already had pneumonia, have been fighting cancer for 10 years or anything.
This inflates the numbers.
 
meh.
 
Basically, if there's any way we can blame c-19 for it, report it as a c19 death. Even if it's barely related or not even a potential cause
 
1:34 PM
anyone positively tested for C19 and dead is counted as C19 death in Germany
 
that is reasonable. Counting as a c19 death because the doc thinks they may have had it? not so much
 
I think it doesn't impact the numbers in ways significant enough to warrant not being extremely cautious
@FreeMan the US just doesn't have enough tests to only count the lab-confirmed cases
Germany is testing half a million people per week, which is basically .7% of the population
 
we can disagree and still be friends. I'm skeptical
 
the US doesn't have remotely as many tests per 100k inhabitants
 
Which means the actual infection rate is significantly higher than we know. which means the hospitalization and death rates are much lower.
because there are a lot of people who have been infected but don't know it, live their lives, recover and go on.
They've also managed to develop whatever amount of immunity we can develop against this
Unfortunately, it's a coronavirus which is the same thing that causes the common cold (different branch of the family, I know), and we can't cure or prevent that, either.
oh. actual work discussion on the call. gotta pay attention to that
 
1:41 PM
One stated concern was that because coronavirus mutates very fast, and because nobody knows about it to the same extent we do the influenza, there's uncertainty whether coronavirus will become more dangerous if it's allowed to mutate; we already have 3 strains, AIUI.
 
@FreeMan and they also act as asymptomatic carriers for the virus, pushing up the R
 
and in a circular I got from my state's health, they claim up to 30% are asymptomatic.
Being a circular they dont explain how they arrived to that figure so I can't attest if that is reliable.
 
2:00 PM
And if 30% are asymptomatic, that's even more who are developing whatever immunity we can develop to it, and the critical/hospitalized case rate and death rate are both even lower than all the horror story news reports say.
Yes, I'm quite skeptical of what we're being told. Yes, I understand that's a pretty unpopular stance to take. It's OK, we can all still be friends.
I'm also very concerned about how this has shut down the entire world and the precedent this is establishing for the next scary thing to come along.
People have been so willing to give up their freedoms and let their governments tell them what to do, that it will be easier for the governments to take control of the next thing.
(Yes, I know that's a pretty unpopular thought process, too.)
 
2:20 PM
here's a #FunFact. I had added forms 2.0 reference temporarily for testing. Via VBA's built-in references tool it says it can't be removed because it's in use. Yeah right. I already removed all my testing code. Use RD"s Add/Remove references, and it went away. Who's the moron, VBIDE?
 
3:20 PM
@FreeMan This is not the pandemic that wipes out the majority of the human population. It is a dress rehearsal. Look at how woefully unprepared we are. Now imagine that the virus is both more deadly and an aerosol. These are two things that could be a reality.
If we don't take this seriously, if we don't prepare for how to contain a pandemic, then we will certainly be destroyed at some point in the future. We need the infrastructure, processes and procedures. We need the public to know what to do. All the things that are happening right now are a good introduction to the next extinction event. Scientists have been warning that it is a virus that will kill us all. You can't do this alone. We need the whole world to be ready.
 
4:01 PM
@FreeMan Do not say such critical things about or benevolent overlords rulers. After my frontal lobotomy I knew I was wrong.
 
@HackSlash It's gonna have to be worse than the bubonic plague which hit when "medicine" was blood-letting and "sorry 'bout your luck" and that didn't wipe out humanity.
 
But was infection rate analogous? They weren't flying people in sardine cans back then.
If you got sick, got on a ship, you'd get the whole ship infected but by that time, it's already obvious before you make a landfall.
Not so with the plane where you can be asymptotic the entire time, right?
Besides, bubonic plague wasn't as communicative. It was pretty much the lack of sanitation that made it so dangerous.
 
There's no doubt that this is dangerous and that people are dying from it. My concern is the way in which we've reacted. It sets an incredibly dangerous precedence for reacting to anything new and scary in the future. I am very confident that we'll see more and more quarantines and world-wide shut downs every time some new thing comes along.
I think George Orwell said it best:
> Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites.
> The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end.
> One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.
Of course, they'll tell you that it's your best interest that they have in mind, but it isn't.
 
To be clear, @FreeMan, I pretty much agree and think that people were already voluntarily distancing without having the stuffed suits telling them to stay home. Several private businesses already has started rationing supplies and in some cases before any stay-in-home was a thing. That didn't require a governmental intervention.
I guess it's just that there's much more unknowns, and of course, politicians love them unknowns. They have to do something!
Can't trust them to sit in front of a red button clearly labeled "do not push"....
 
4:19 PM
@this it's very much the "we have to do something, won't you think of the children" that's caused so much chaos. The politicians had to be seen to do something, even though they didn't have a clue, nor did the scientists/doctors. So, in "an abundance of caution" we've totally overreacted.
Unfortunately, there's no way of knowing what would have happened if we'd continued more-or-less as normal with people just staying further away from each other than usual.
TBH, I think most people are more than 6' apart most of the time anyway. There are your close-talkers, but seriously, if you're talking to someone, generally you're an arm's length away and that's about 1/2 your body height. If you just back up to an arm's length each, you're the best part of 6' (on average). Boom. Done.
 
Well, is it just that, though? The working assumption is that if you stay 6' away, you're A-OK but if it can survive on surface or can jump human to animal to human, that would change the equation significantly.
 
It's already been confirmed to have infected a non-human, a tiger, by NPR.
 
Yeah, saw that, but that's not really what I'm thinking about.
I'm thinking about more like passing via mosquitos or flies, like how malaria spread.
I would think that humans, at least the more urbanized ones don't normally encounter a raccoon on a regular basis.
 
@IvenBach Did it make the tiger sick? If you get close enough to the tiger to catch it from his sneeze, you've probably got more pressing issues to deal with than worrying about a bad cold for a couple of weeks, anyway.
 
^
 
4:29 PM
Cynical me attributes it to Pineapple-Syndrome overreaction. The vast majority of people will live through this pineappledemic and be just fine.
Back to my merge conflicts.
 
That's why I don't find NPR article alarming but you know they are going to go "OMGZ TIGER GOT COOTIES!!! WOE UNTO US!!!"
 
@IvenBach I saw the word "tiger" and immediately thought the conversation had switched to Tiger King.
 
If you had mentioned raccoons, I might be interested. Rats, I would get concerned. Mosquitos, I would be in fetal position.
 
@IvenBach Exactly my point! Yes, a lot of people have died. Yes, that really sucks for them and their families. No, I'm not unsympathetic. Unfortunately, though, most of the people who have died have had other very serious issues that probably would have killed them anyway, and the CDC has instructed that if a death can even remotely be thought to be related to c19, then that should be listed as the primary cause of death, thus artificially inflating the numbers.
 
LOL. You live in a sweaty swampbox climate?
 
4:32 PM
can't call it a swamp exactly but it does get humid enough
 
By tomorrow I'll have to show to the pond my COVID-19 present to myself.
 
am I to understand you have it?
 
I'm manufacturing it presently.
3d printing is so much fun.
 
Oh, gotcha. A replica of the virus, then?
 
Even better.
It requires a dark tasteless sense of humor to appreciate :wink:
 
4:35 PM
le sigh... I had two very productive weeks of WFH. This week the productivity train has completely derailed.
 
join the club
@IvenBach a replica Corona bottle? (works with "tasteless", though not with "dark")
 
Nope. It has historical roots and goes right along with the pandemic we're in. It even has a beak, similar to a ducks.
 
Alfred Hitchcock's Birds
 
middle ages Doctor's bubonic plague mask!
 
You know, I never got the logic of that mask
 
4:39 PM
Let's play 20 questions....
 
@FreeMan Ding.
 
apparently, recent research shows that the herbs and stuff they put in them may have actually worked. at least a little
@IvenBach Go me!! Do I get 20 internet points???
 
@FreeMan thingiverse.com/thing:4249878 Perhaps a copy of it if I can pick up some replacement filament.
I plan to wear it when I go out #BecauseICan to mess with people. Got a black trenchcoat to go along with it.
 
bwahahahahaha!
 
well, if you do, two thigns could happen:
1) they beat you up
2) they hire you at an absurdly high salary
 
4:57 PM
Which reminds me. I needa practice my "Bring out yer ded!" call.
 
You also will need to be good at knocking them down if the dead tries to talk you out of it.
 
5:16 PM
Skill Level: Mastery.
 
I guess banging coconuts helps a lot in honing that essential skill.
 
@FreeMan, It's clear that the public would be outraged if the government didn't do enough to stop the spread of a pandemic but people like you don't want to be told what to do. Where is the balance? The US already has had a more mild policy reaction than other countries and is paying the price.
What if what we are doing isn't enough? NY city is now 5th in the world for deaths when compared with whole countries. We don't have a higher population but we do have a higher death count. At the end we are going to look at the numbers and see that the US didn't do enough.
New Zealand took a strong policy stance and they are eradicating the virus. They are also stopping new cases from coming in.
 
I don't follow. According to this stat, we are 16th in deaths per 1 millions)
 
@this that's US total
 
Comparing NY seems wrong given the high density compared to other places.
 
5:24 PM
it isn't really useful to look at country-wide numbers either, TBH
 
Hence why I used the per 1 million
not the absolutes.
 
Europe is getting hit harder but they are also way more dense. Hard to get away from all the humans
 
like... Germany is fifth in overall numbers, but it's basically three or four major cities that are hit and everything else is pretty relaxed
OTOH per 1M doesn't properly account for things like miniscule countries with high population density (e.g. San Marino, Lichtenstein, Andorra, ...)
 
No, those are definitely overrepresented
But you can see that Germany does better compared to US in deaths per 1 m
 
and it completely fails at comparing to low population density countries like Russia, Sweden, Finnland, ...
numbers are... annoying to deal with and none of the numbers really are comparable :/
 
5:30 PM
> If COVID–19 played a role in the death, this condition should be specified on the death certificate
i.e. if it was involved in any way shape or form, blame c19.
i.e. make it seem as bad as possible
> In cases where a definite diagnosis of COVID–19 cannot be made, but it is suspected or likely (e.g., the circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty), it is acceptable to report COVID–19 on a death certificate as “probable” or “presumed.”
> In these instances, certifiers should use their best clinical judgement in determining if a COVID–19 infection was likely. However, please note that testing for COVID–19 should be conducted whenever possible
"suspected or likely". Really?
> Dr. Birx on Tuesday told a reporter during a Coronavirus task force briefing, “We’ve taken a very liberal approach to mortality.”
 
> , but it is acceptable to report COVID–19 on a death
certificate without this confirmation if the circumstances are
compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty
 
> “If someone dies with COVID-19, we are counting that as a COVID-19 death,” Birx said.
 
@FreeMan same status as in Germany
 
So, if I die in a car crash and my wife reports that I'd had a cough an a fever, then c19 could be "suspected" and, therefore, listed as cause of death.
even though I'd suffered massive internal injuries and bleeding.
 
@Vogel612 lies, damned lies, and statistics
 
5:35 PM
The other option is "Well, we ran out of tests. So we can't say that the death was C19. Just write Natural Causes"
 
Or, he's been fighting terminal cancer for 3 years and has been very weak for the last month, so it was probably the cancer that got him. Let's go with that.
 
I don't think that it's “probable” or “presumed” that C19 was related in a car crash.
 
the guidelines leave it open...
 
I think the reasoning was that if there wasn't C19, then as many people wouldn't have died. The problem is that you can't know how much longer they could have lived in the absence of C19
 
@this that
 
5:39 PM
I would hope they wouldn't count car crash as a C19 death, but also think that is very insignificant. Fighting terminal cancer is more likely for the scenario where C19 death might be doubtful, but again, no way to know how much longer the patient would have lived without C19.
In fact, the same circular I mentioned earlier basically implied that the virus wasn't bad but we have to work together to help avoid people dying unnecessarily and not overwhelming the system
Not so much "think of children!" but more "think of your maw-maw!"
 
@this Done did cremated her end o' las year. She dun gotta worreh 'bout 'dis COVID-19 veerus.
 
5:54 PM
Access Wizards unite! I'm having a bizzare issue with report formatting. The report repeats cells and should look like a table or excel sheet. However I'm seeing different line thicknesses on different lines, which should be impossible because it's the same one line repeated.
I found a question about this: stackoverflow.com/questions/35344397/…
but the answer is not ideal...
Anyone here make clean Access reports?
 
isn't that just an artifact?
Once printed, it looks fine, I believe.
But if you're using onscreen, might as well use Report View instead of Print Preview view
 
And me without a printer
thanks
maybe it's just display being stupid
 
TBH I've never printed an Access report for so long
and I really wish they'd quit killing trees.
But FWIW, I've yet to hear from my tree-killing customers that lines weren't right.
 
For sure, I've got a quote out to get a fleet of tablets but until they approve that I can't go paperless. There are humans who walk around with paper in their hands like it's 1985. They still have a fax machine. The place where they need the paper is not a nice place for computers and that's why it needs to be portable or small form factor and rugged.
Rugged tablets are stupid expensive BTW
 
not even just say, a ipad + aftermarket shell?
shell are usually $100 or so
 
6:04 PM
Oh no. I've looked in to domain managed Apple products. It's cheaper and easier to go with Android. I would prefer a Windows platform.
 
(I mention iPad only because I know their shells sells for $100 being an owner)
for one of our clients we opted to use a web-based solution, just to avoid the complexity around creating a native app.
which also mean we don't care if they use iPad or Samsung or whatever.
 
That would be nice. Unfortunately it's not just reading paper. If I'm going to deploy devices then they are going to do all the things. (some of which are windows based).
 
Yeah. In our prototype, we were able to use iPad camera with the web application with a bit of user training, and they could enter data as needed but we had to keep the design stupid simple and mainly button-driven or dropdown-driven to minimize freehand text entry. Not fun.
 
Nice. I was asked to 2D barcode everything so that the users don't have to type on the tablets. They wanted one piece of paper they could scan for various functions. I made a proof of concept and it works by reading 2d barcodes using a webcam. Then the project stalled when I showed them what it would take to implement.
 
oof. Yeah, that has happened a few times. It's unfortunate because it's usually the one that's more fun.
More fun seems to be proportional to the likeness it'll stall due to cost
 
6:17 PM
It's a great idea. They just didn't want to do the work of changing their process.
and cost
We still could do it.
 
Maybe try telling them that if they don't implement, COVID-19 will get them?
 
8-D ... I mean, it could reduce people printing things and passing paper around...
Their diseased documents
 
 
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10:59 PM
We have the technology:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/671740/VR_SHOOT_AROUND__Realistic_basketball_simulator/
 
So in the UK, one of the primary objectives is to ensure that the number of ICU patients doesn't exceed availaible capacity (the primary constraint being the number of ventilators). Hence the lockdown and the frantic efforts to add ICU beds. If that effort fails, people that might otherwise survive would die simply due to lack of resource, and doctors could be in the position of having to choose who to give the ventaltor to. Both of these things would suck.
I've heard varying estimates of overall mortality for SARS-CoV2, but 1-2% seems typical. But that's still a lot of (predominately older) people, and I don't think many would want their parents\grandparents to be sacrificed just to ease economic impact.
Just my 2c
 
11:17 PM
I guess it's slightly different in the UK; everyone here gets medical treatment free at the point of use - if something is clinically required, it's done. The only troublesome area is some of the niche meds and the outrageous prices big pharma like to charge for them. The idea of dying for lack of a ventilator is pretty unpalateable to Brits.
 
11:56 PM
@M.Doerner Thanks for all your feedback! Yes, Landing is a window that is closed after the user selects an initial option and is re-opened if they cancel their initial selection. I'm going to look into what you told me about explicit shutdown and see if that would be the best solution as far as allowing tasks to continue to run asynchronously without waiting on them.
I will also, of course, consider a more typical WPF architecture, but I'm first trying to make sure I understand how Tasks and Async/Await apply to the existing architecture.
 

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