@NotThatGuy - Right. You said: "I can't know the exactly details of what happened there, but it's not too difficult to communicate on a basic level with someone who only speaks another language (speaking from experience), to pick up a few words and to mirror back what they're saying to make it sound like you know the language to a non-skeptical third party. Having this happen when one person is desperate to be understood certainly supports this hypothesis."
According to their testimony (taken at face value), there was a fourth person who witnessed their conversation and was utterly surpris…