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8:59 PM

If, as part of my job, I get launched into space and fly around the earth really fast, causing the amount of time I perceive to desync with the amount of time the earth perceives, do I get paid based on my perception of time or the earth's?

Asking for a friend

@RadvylfPrograms I am considering asking this on either law or the workplace but don't know which it'd be more on-topic on

Ginger

9:14 PM

actually one more thing is there any way for me to download a database of starred message from this room? I need them for... science

Radvylf Programs

Yes, with a script

Ginger

spiecy do you have the script by any chance

Radvylf Programs

You could either filter through a database of all messages, or go to the starred messages page and run through all 650 or so pages with a script

I don't have a script for that on hand but it'd take 10m max

Ginger

alright guess I'll make one

it's time for some Beautiful Soup

Wezl oOvOo

does this help I don't know how rss feeds work

Ginger

9:20 PM

hmmm

Wezl oOvOo

or atom whatever

Ginger

ok, script is running

and done

Radvylf Programs

Q: Whose perception of time matters for legal requirements to pay wages?

If an employee, as a part of their job, travels at relativistic speeds (perhaps for space travel or scientific purposes), causing the amount of time they perceive to meaningfully desynchronize with the amount of time the Earth perceives, would their employer be required to pay their wages (or, if...

Wezl oOvOo

they use the same icon :\

Ginger

oh my god I didn't put in newlines ;-;

time to run it again

Radvylf Programs

9:24 PM

Hopefully this doesn't get downvoted lol

Ginger

only running it on the first few to test it

Radvylf Programs

Ooh, test-battery challenge idea: Given a chat transcript with newlines stripped, try to predict where to insert newlines

Ginger

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well I'm gonna go do some stuff and when I come back I'll have a few kilobytes(?) of the "best" this room has to offer

this oughta be good >:)

Ginger

9:53 PM

ok, I now have 927.5 kilobytes of messages

thejonymyster

@RadvylfPrograms lmao i like it

Ginger

10:16 PM

analysizing...

> PUMP ME FULL OF COOOOOOOOOORNDOOOOOOOOGS

presenting the Ideal TNB Message:

cpp:6:15: error: not cheat bits were created because memes of consciousness directly following this change back, in upvotes than the death won't unlock and marked it is simply for floor and that we could go "Wait a while browsing

clearly markov chains aren't cutting it

further attempts will be in the Edge of Propinquity

Ginger

10:50 PM

pip: downloading 5 versions of a package at once
me: ._.

WHAT IS IT DOING

IT"S DOWNLOADING EVERY ZARKING VERSION ON THE INTERNET

Radvylf Programs

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