Explorers of the Deep

Bro I once had a girl allotted as a seat partner by the class teacher in sixth grade...and I had to leave the class for some olympiad stuff and the english teacher asked that girl to write the hw for the day in my diary...and my dad saw my diary and said "Who's handwriting is this?".
I said "<insert garul name>"
My dad said "HAAAAAAAIN?????????????????????"
Followed by a "IF YOU THINK OF HER AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SEAT PARTNER...I WILL HANG YOU FROM ZA CEILING FAN AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU"

I didn't even get to provide an explanation 😭

Anthony

@hansika final weapon for her "papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ye maar raha h"

even if i'm in other room

hansika

8:45 AM

😂😂😂😂😂😂

My brother isn't scared from even my Papa😂

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu that's.......... hitler😂

hansika

I'm the unluckiest

Anthony

@hansika haryana ka papa, papa nahi hota baap hota h

hansika

@RajdeepSindhu I swear..had I been at your place..I would have barely survived

Anthony

@hansika allow me to introduce the most disclike creature ever made by any human

Rajdeep Sindhu

8:47 AM

@hansika T-T

@Anthony That's insultingly low...

hansika

@Anthony my dad is the calmest person Ik..he has NEVER even like..tez avaaz m bhi nai baat ki..maarna toh doorr ki baat..not even my brother

Anthony

@hansika kha se milte h ye wala quality?

Rajdeep Sindhu

Well, well...my dad once slapped a neighbour's girl so hard that her head hit a wall and she almost passed out. Needless to say, she never...NEVER E V E R came to my dad to ask for help with her homework again...

That was a few decades ago...

hansika

@Anthony kurukshetra😂

@RajdeepSindhu demnnnn😂😂😂😂😂

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu that's

deadly

Rajdeep Sindhu

8:48 AM

Nah, bro...it was just for her improobmant :D

Thanks to my dad, she suddenly could solve equations :D

I mean, that's what her not coming anymore indicates.

Right? :D

hansika

Anyone like anyoneee will be able to do that after this

Rajdeep Sindhu

Faxx

Anthony

in 10th i liked a girl, she was very weak in mafs, i completed the paper by half time
was trying to help her pass atleast and ticchar saw and wrote a big note on both answersheets

Rajdeep Sindhu

My dad also slapped me when I was four because my "shirorekha" was never a straight line...or even an approximation of the same...

Well well, it still isn't :D

Anthony

i had to take that answer sheet home to get signed from my parents

Rajdeep Sindhu

8:50 AM

@Anthony 💀

Anthony

my dad was like, beta sudhar jaao

Rajdeep Sindhu

@Anthony That's it? .__.

Anthony

mom: ye kaya h, tu ladki se baat kr bhi pata h!?

Rajdeep Sindhu

._________________.

hansika

@Anthony dudeeee..I swear..I helped my friend..I passed my answer sheet to him somehow..and and that stupid creature..poora ka poora paper exact copy maar diya..and my teacher got to know

@Anthony 😂😂😂😂😂

My teacher was sweet and liked me a lot..so she didn't tell my parents

Anthony

8:54 AM

@hansika neither did my classteacher

the invigilator did

@hansika eak baar eak bada bhola sa dost tha usko sheet de di, ab usko utha ke 5 bench door bitha diya

meri sheet bhi le gaya

🙃🙃🙃

hansika

😂😂learn from me..never my invigilator has got to know that I am cheating😎

Rajdeep Sindhu

In 8th grade finals...there was this girl from 7th grade sitting beside me. I attempted as many questions on my science paper as I could and started thinking about those I couldn't and this girl asked me for answers to MCQ's for her maths exam...so I helped her.
Later on, I was seriously contemplating cheating (had never cheated before ;-;) and I started signaling to my friend beside me..
That crazy woman sitting beside me snatched my question paper, wrote the questions i was signaling on it and passed the fucking paper over to my friend

Wolgwang

Kitna fun h tumhari zindagi mein

hansika

Maybe that's because the teachers of my school were very noobb

Anthony

@hansika "ladkiya nahi karti cheating"

Rajdeep Sindhu

8:55 AM

@Wolgwang Yo, PHITJI boi!

Anthony

@Wolgwang hamari*

Wolgwang

@Anthony Tumhari*

-_-

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu wtf did i just read lol

Rajdeep Sindhu

@Anthony ikr .__.

hansika

@Anthony 😂😂I'm a live examplee

Rajdeep Sindhu

8:56 AM

Well I (more like...she) wasn't caught and scored well too 😎

Anthony

@hansika teacher ka dialogue

Rajdeep Sindhu

DO I NEED TO HACK YOUR SPEAKERS AND BLAST THE SOVIET NATIONAL ANTHEM NOW, KOMRADE?
*HAMARI

Anthony

boys be like "abe hindi me bata de english me khud kr lunga"

hansika

@Anthony 😂😂ahhhh

Wolgwang

BTW the physics teacher actually gave me vernier calliper to calculate the depth of beaker...it was so frikin embarassing ;-;

hansika

8:57 AM

@Anthony 🤣🤣🤣

Anthony

eak point ka eak paragraph to mai kr lunga tu bata to

Wolgwang

@RajdeepSindhu TUMHARI

Rajdeep Sindhu

And this one time, I lip synced "Nehru" as an answer to a question on an SST exam to a friend...mf wrote "Lehru"

Anthony

@Wolgwang cyka blyaat, move to gulag

hansika

@Anthony that's sooo trueee😂😂😂

Rajdeep Sindhu

8:58 AM

hansika

@RajdeepSindhu 😂😂😂😂😂

Anthony

@hansika abe side me hoke likhna, teri baju ad rahi h

Wolgwang

They actually conducted viva voce ;';

Anthony

@Wolgwang demn

hansika

@Anthony 😂😂demnn that's soo relatableee

Wolgwang

8:59 AM

And my attitude was Walk like you’re a king, or like you don’t give a fuck who’s the king

Rajdeep Sindhu

@Wolgwang "Learning, you are"

Anthony

@Wolgwang demn boi u learn quick

instagram.com/p/CVD0SUCM50a

Wolgwang

He just asked the name of the book written by Newton -_- and I was supposed to say Principia because according to him It is the only book....

Anthony

good bork by the creator

Rajdeep Sindhu

@Wolgwang *Philosophiae Naturalis Prinicipia Mathematica 😠

Wolgwang

9:01 AM

He asked "What is scientific method?" to the student before me. And I was like "Thanks god varna tahi lecture drde deta"

Anthony

@Wolgwang kaya matalb aur book likhi h? nootan ji ne bs eak book likhi h prenshipia

Rajdeep Sindhu

"prenshipia" 💀

"drde"
Mate, you need sleep ._.

Anthony

koi tame machine bana do

school jana h

Wolgwang

@RajdeepSindhu Don't laugh...CS teacher gave me a program to find whether a number is odd or even ;-;

Anthony

😢😢😢😢

Rajdeep Sindhu

9:03 AM

(COLOR!) Albert Einstein in his office at Princeton University

►

"who helped DISCOVER the atom bomb"

heppi noijes

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu it was..... invented?

hansika

@Anthony mile toh humein bhi batanaa :')

Rajdeep Sindhu

:0
That's brutal

Wolgwang

@RajdeepSindhu Well my sleep schedule is somewhat distorted nowadays :-/ I had slept at 11 and woke up at 4

Rajdeep Sindhu

@Anthony Of course not vmro...the Murikans found it on top of Kailash mountain and stole it vmro...

@Wolgwang I slept at 12 and woke up at 5 :/

hansika

9:04 AM

I slept at 7:30 woke up at 12:30

Wolgwang

@RajdeepSindhu Same sleep time XD

Anthony

@hansika please use AM, PM😂🤣🤣

hansika

Areyyyyy😂😂

Wolgwang

@Anthony You beat me -_-

hansika

5:30 am 12:30 pm😂

Anthony

9:05 AM

demn i feel like a sleeper here

Wolgwang

@hansika No arrey-_-

Anthony

@Wolgwang it's da fuk

hansika

@Anthony dw..I then sleep in the morning for 2-3 hours

Anthony

yesterday was good got 8 hours😎

hansika

Reached homee..

Wish me luckk

Anthony

9:06 AM

i can feel getting healthier

Wolgwang

ANYWAYS

hansika

@Anthony that's what is required

Wolgwang

Rajdeep Sindhu

@Wolgwang bruh...perfect application T-T

@Anthony ~~Thomas~~ JAY EE EEE toppur had never seen such bullshit before...

Anthony

@hansika it's 4 for JEE aspirants

@RajdeepSindhu kal 6 bje uthna h

hansika

9:08 AM

That's so ideal..atleast not for people like mee

Anthony

tomorrow back to normal to less than 6\

hansika

I get hell sick if I sleep less

Rajdeep Sindhu

I get sick if I sleep for more than 6 hours :/

And feel disoriented...

Anthony

@hansika i need to run to sleep more than 6 hours

hansika

I need 7 hours and then I can study for 14 hours..if I sleep less I can barely studyy

Anywayss..good talkk guyss..tataaa!!

Anthony

9:10 AM

@hansika 'tataaa' again

Rajdeep Sindhu

I gtg too...cya guys!

hansika

Come onnn..that's cutee

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu who needs weed when we got sleep\

@hansika agreed

hansika

@Anthony see😂

Tataaa!!!

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu @HrishabhNayal @hansika

ye hone ke baad sab poet ban jaate h🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wolgwang

1:36 PM

Rajdeep Sindhu

2:27 PM

@Anthony Pretty sure Nrishabh already knows :/

Anthony

@RajdeepSindhu lmaooooo

Wolgwang

> Don't cut me down, throw me out, leave me here to waste
I once was a man with dignity and grace
Now I'm slippin' through the cracks of your cold embrace
So please, please
Could you find a way to let me down slowly?
A little sympathy, I hope you can show me
If you wanna go then I'll be so lonely

Nice song

hansika

5:53 PM

@Anthony that's sooo truee🤣🤣

@Wolgwang Alec Benjamin's all songs are pretty gooddd✨