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2x-1
2x-1
08:43
We've been losing all the fun of earthquakes!
Someday, we need to have an earthquake of 20 on the Richter scale.
That's going to be real fun! Watch as me and everybody else on Earth dies in the earthquake!
That's really going to be a big shake!
See as nobody in it can wake!
Let's see what the earthquake can take!
2x-1
2x-1
You know the OpenBSD song "Systemagic"? That song is really silly!
Lyxal
Lyxal
Why is the sky blue?
2x-1
2x-1
It's because of you!
Lyxal
Lyxal
Okay
How do I change it
Because if I'm causing it to be blue I can cause it to be green
2x-1
2x-1
Okay
It's because you're too fit.
Lyxal
Lyxal
08:50
Oh
Dang
2x-1
2x-1
Your computer has a blue screen instead of a green screen.
Lyxal
Lyxal
So I should get a new computer
With a green background
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal Green background computers are eco-friendly!
Lyxal
Lyxal
I like your profile picture
2x-1
2x-1
I appreciate your effort of conserving your environment!
Lyxal
Lyxal
08:52
Okay I'll make it green
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal Why is my profile picture liked?
Lyxal
Lyxal
I trust you know what you're talking about
@2x-1 it's very amazing
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal Have you listened to "Systemagic"?
If not, you should really listen to it.
These are the two verses I like the most:
> Penguin [symbol of Linux] lurking under bed
> Puffy [mascot of OpenBSD] hoompa on your head
It's telling people not to use OpenBSD, because it's violent.
Although Linux is less violent, it's bad as well!
So you should use Windows and Mac OS instead!
After I heard this song, I immediately started to hate these two operating systems!
I swear that I'm not going to use these two OS's for my entire life!

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