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2x-1
00:50
Alice says that ÷ actually stood for division.
What is division? She explains that it's repeated subtraction.
But what is subtraction!?
As a result, she starts to beat me! HELP! I'm innocent!
Lyxal
Lyxal
01:45
@2x-1 quick! Subtraction is when you take away one number from another
2x-1
2x-1
01:57
@Lyxal What!? (AAA! Stop it!)
Lyxal
Lyxal
yes.
4 - 3 = 1
you reduce the first number by the second
that's subtraction
now go out there and beat alice for us!
i believe in you
2x-1
2x-1
Good job. Alice stopped questioning me.
THE END
Lyxal
Lyxal
yes!
we win!
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal Actually, there is indeed subtraction in my current username.
Lyxal
Lyxal
@2x-1 I can tell
2x-1
2x-1
02:01
I gotta make up another story to keep this going.
... When I woke up, I found myself in a party.
Everything in the party is disgusting and unappetizing.
The food there is green, slimy, even party-goers make me feel that I want to leave.
Isn't it just another party held by Alice?
Uh-oh! I saw her! What's she going to to to me!?
Lyxal
Lyxal
Nothing serious now that I'm here to assist!
2x-1
2x-1
Alice shoved me into a chair and forced me to eat the food.
She says that I don't have to eat it when I count to one million!
Ugh! I want to throw up!
Lyxal
Lyxal
Are we allowed to write a program to help?
2x-1
2x-1
@Lyxal Trust me, she has already put an atom bomb over my house!
Lyxal
Lyxal
@2x-1 uh oh
this is serious
what are we gonna do?!?
2x-1
2x-1
02:07
... Aha. I know what I should do.
one, five hundred thousand, one million
Because I did it, I'm allowed to shove her into the big pot of green broth.
She drowned? I mean, how in the world did she manage to make so much soup!?
(By the way, this is the most boring story I've ever made so far...)
2x-1
2x-1
xnor's law:
in The Nineteenth Byte, 22 hours ago, by xnor
It's like when mom says "If you keep making that face, it will stay that way"
Moore's law:
It's like when Moore says "If you keep making that CPU, it will stay that way"
Overcooking law:
It's like when mom says "If you keep making that pancake, it will stay that way"
Another version: "If you keep baking that cake, it will stay that way"
 
10 hours later…
2x-1
2x-1
12:31
S1E1
Once upon a time, I received a letter from Princess Celestia, in response to my worryings to the fate of Equestria.
I thought that Nightmare Moon is going to return to Equestria... something has to stop her!
Princess Celestia's response was very surprising, however.
> but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books! ... I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends!
What are you talking about? I have 2*10^9 friends already...
Yes. This is the total number of books in the library.
Anyway, making new friends is useless! It doesn't do anything good to Equestria.
...
I'm now in Ponyville. Firstly, I need to check the banquet preparations.
Wait, Applejack's family is not only crazy, they're also crazy about preparing for the banquet.
And then, Applejack mentioned 16 names, all from her family. It's wasting me a lot of time! I'm in a hurry!
Unfortunately, I have an awful lot to eat.
While I was on my way, I saw a pile of vomitus on the ground.
Yes, I know which pony did that!
It was me...
2x-1
2x-1
#2: weather. The sky is quite cloudy. Rainbow Dash is not doing a very good job clearing the sky.
Nng. Nnnn. Rainbow is not trying to clear the clouds. She's trying to clear me!
Since I'm not allowed to read books right now, I could read her "Facebook".
Rainbow is now in a friendly smile. She directly starts to teach me the technique of changing the hairstyle.
Step 1. She pushed me into a puddle.
Step 2. As Rainbow Dash was laughing, she put a raincloud over me. I was dripping wet.
Step 3. Rainbow used her patented Rain-Blow Dry (aka flying around me) to get my mane nice and dry.
As a result, she made my mane nice and curly. I liked it! Thank you, Rainbow Dash.
Spike, do you like it?
Excuse me, why are you laughing at me?
Well, Rainbow burst into laughter. What does this mean? She's not a professional hair dresser.
I'm trying to forget about it. It's going to take a while. Pretend that I've said nothing. :P
...
With my first guess of her name, I got it right! Your descriptions could never be wrong.
But she still hasn't cleared the sky yet. She pretends that she's practicing for the Wonderbolts.
Do you see? She could have practiced for a million years!
She finally cleared the sky in 10 seconds. Why did you say she's amazing? It didn't impress me at all, because I was literally hurrying faster than her.
2x-1
2x-1
13:04
To be continued...

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