> GM: You're facing the rock wall leading up to Plateau of Pain. The wall looks crumbly and nasty. What do you do?
> Player: "What color is the wall?"
> GM: Mostly dark gray or black, with brownish veins criss-crossing it.
> Player: "A-ha, I know a dwarvish proverb that applies here: 'Rocks of black: don't hold back, veins of brown: you fall down.' So I advise everyone to not stick their stakes in the veins."
> GM: cool beans