good [redacted] fine--just popped in for a minute or two to see if there were any flags in need of handling. (There were. Oh, @Community, will you ever tire of your patient watchfulness?)
> Paranoid Explosive: This wondrous item comes in many different forms - a cloak, brooch, or even a suit of armour. However, when the identify spell is cast on it, due to the fear of being exposed for what it really is (a cursed item) it explodes, dealing 6d6 damage in the immediate area
@doppelgreener Could also be called the Introverted Explosive, though that might lead to something along the lines of simply being exposed to open areas.
Horrifying realisation - 4 or so intellect devourers, working together, are basically guaranteed to devour the tarrasque's brain and use its body as a puppet .