PCWiz: So, what do you know about this floating stone we're standing on?
Lich: I've been using it as a base of operation to do recon--keeps me away from the undead. The jungle's festooned with them. [smirks to self]
PCPal [screaming silently]: /she's/ undead!
Lich: hmm?
PCPal: do we get fed?
Lich: oh, sure, that'd a strange way to ask, but yes, let's share a meal. This will be lovely.
PCPal [silent screaming]: don't eat anything she gives you!
PCCl: oh, actually, we just had lunch. The paladin's always hungry--don't listen to him. What are you trying to say, pal?