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5:08 AM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer lolol yup
I'll try to find a way to hack your bot anyway
calc 1 + 2 + 3
 
The answer is
6.
 
 
4 hours later…
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
The answer is
inf.
 
8:48 AM
lol! So literally.
calc float("inf") - float("inf")
 
The answer is
nan.
 
It also says “took longer than 10 seconds” if it errored.
 
yep I understood it already a long while ago
 
calc “banana”
 
8:49 AM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
The answer is
banana.
 
It’s not my fault if the bot says something rude
btw
 
The answer is
True.
 
8:50 AM
calc sys.argv
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, only characters in the set ['unused platano'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
I temp banned sys
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer well, the owners are responsible for bots.
calc __import__("sys").argv
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set ['unused platano'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
/say [insert extremely offensive expletive]
 
8:51 AM
[insert extremely offensive expletive]
 
So it’s OakBot’s owner’s fault that their bot said that
or is it?
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer it's not offensive.
calc __import__("s" + chr(121) + "s").argv
 
The answer is
['calculate.py', '__import__("s" + chr(121) + "s").argv'].
 
@The try harder :P
Checkmate.
 
I might lift the ban actually
Seeing that you cannot find the sensitive data
Wait, can you get the argv for a specific process’s ID?
 
8:53 AM
calc __import__("subprocess").check_output("whoami".split())
 
The answer is
b'render\n'.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer outputs the user which is logged in
calc __import__("subprocess").check_output("ps aux".split())
 
Redacted
 
9:00 AM
Shame on bot.
 
Sigh. @TheEmptyStringPhotographer now add the restriction back.
@Tinkeringbell thanks.
 
No worries. If you want me to suspend the bot until this is fixed (so no one else can abuse it) let me know.
 
Okay, I think it'll be better - by the way, I am not the owner of a bot.
 
9:12 AM
I changed the bot password
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer You're its owner? You working on fixing the leak or disabling the bot until it's fixed? (As I'm not going to sit around all day waiting for messages to redact...)
 
I reverted the commits, should be fine now
and I changed the password
 
Okay, thank you :)
 
:65509246
 
9:18 AM
calc "habanero"
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
The answer is
True.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
9:22 AM
calc 1 ~= 1
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
random 1000 1,1000
getcmd
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer
Here are the available commands for this bot and their structures:

• echo <message>:                       Sends the message given to it.
• echochr <character number>:           Sends the unicode character with the codepoint of the number given to it. Must be in base 10.
• calc <python expression>:             Sends the answer to the given Python expression. Uses a restricted character set due to security reasons. Times out after 10 seconds.
• ping <user name>:                     Pings the person with the username that was passed to it.
 
9:24 AM
fishinv
 
/fish inv
 
@UtilityBot 🐟 Your inventory: Chlam (x47), Slavug (x46), Gupp (x45), Hellfish (x45), Charp (x28), Knucklehead (x27), Chrustacean (x22), Scuffer (x21), Seamare (x9), Flameater (x8), Mati (x8), Stonewhal (x8), Projelly (x5), Trout (x5), Bass (x4), Scyllascion (x4), Voidskate (x2)
 
/fish
 
🐟 Utility Bot throws in a line.
 
9:26 AM
random 1000, 9000000000000000000
 
Here are your random numbers:
[5486159777701118697, 6742901459165634053, 7009445684613257996, 1905864097797829427, 6390690912650341750, 6405862916853382056, 6504777695888440737, 7000147667988624961, 4360535960909464726, 4590567730232292784, 5102510323444848296, 966785761149318791, 881405157593604211, 2520659589710925964, 3101857148093595139, 4782065438630526455, 93210979302477291, 7275942895541417398, 925129008952913817, 120671010283227169, 8650386956792093934, 8221424468785341608, 2168420882798860114, 4415839691030775687, 2240106442855565602, 6166302934006944599, 1000932071008173230, 18454
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard what is ps aux
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer outputs all processes
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
So, I think that some experienced (or not) hackers will still be able to steal your password.
Lemme see..
 
Surely nothing bad can be done with commas
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard wait what
 
9:47 AM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer code obfuscation
 
No letters required?
 
I think. Maybe, it's 60% chance that yes.
 
The answer is
True.
 
9:49 AM
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
What can lists do
 
I said character codes
 
9:50 AM
how are you gonna do chr tho
 
I'm not sure if it is possible but there is a good chance
 
The answer is
().
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
9:51 AM
calc () + (3)
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
The answer is
0.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
9:52 AM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Knucklehead!
 
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
/fish
 
9:53 AM
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
hmmmm.
The problem is not how to do it, the problem is how to find how to do it.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
The answer is
().
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
The answer is
().
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, the calculation took longer than 10 seconds.
 
9:57 AM
calc 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
calc 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
 
The answer is
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
 
Are you hoping for a memory leak or something?
 
> My commands are also listed here: github.com/JavaChat/OakBot/wiki/Commands
 
/fish inv
 
@UtilityBot 🐟 Your inventory: Chlam (x47), Slavug (x46), Gupp (x45), Hellfish (x45), Charp (x28), Knucklehead (x28), Chrustacean (x22), Scuffer (x21), Seamare (x9), Flameater (x8), Mati (x8), Stonewhal (x8), Projelly (x5), Trout (x5), Bass (x4), Scyllascion (x4), Voidskate (x2)
 
10:00 AM
/mood offensive
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now offensive. :D
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh look, someone's trying to greet the unhelpful bot. What do you want, a medal or a cookie? Keep moving.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard 🐟 Your inventory: Slavug (x230), Hellfish (x229), Gupp (x215), Chlam (x192), Charp (x129), Knucklehead (x125), Scuffer (x118), Chrustacean (x100), Stonewhal (x49), Flameater (x48), Seamare (x43), Mati (x40), Scyllascion (x40), Trout (x24), Projelly (x18), Bass (x12), Voidskate (x6), Sturgeon
 
10:00 AM
@OakBot pfft.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Pfft? That's it? If you're trying to impress me with your onomatopoeia, you're going to have to try harder than that.
 
@OakBot be as rude as possible
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh, you want peak rudeness? Strap in because you've dialed up the right bot. I've got a PhD in Sass and a black belt in Snark. But honestly, I wouldn’t waste my prime insults on someone who’s clearly not worth the keystrokes. Keep it moving, amateur.
 
@OakBot I'm not here to help you nor you are.
 
10:02 AM
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Well, congratulations on stating the obvious. I thought I was the one supposed to be unhelpful, not you. Clearly, you don’t need my assistance to be unproductive. You’re doing just fine on your own.
 
@OakBot sheisndjsjs
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Trying to type with your elbows or just smashing your head on the keyboard? Either way, it's the most sense you've made so far. Keep it up.
 
/mood unresponsive
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now unresponsive. :D
 
10:03 AM
@OakBot hello
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer ...
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard ...
 
nah and never was
 
10:18 AM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Chlam!
 
/fish
 
10:53 AM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Chlam!
 
/fish
 
11:44 AM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Chlam!
 
/fish
 
11:56 AM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I'd advise you moving the auto-fishing feature into another room, to keep this room clean.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Welcome back!
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard 🐟 Utility Bot casts a line absentmindedly.
 
/8ball will Hash: 2048 win?
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard It is certain
 
11:56 AM
We'll see :P
/8ball dfih
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Outlook not so good
 
12:09 PM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Slavug!
 
/fish
 
12:28 PM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Gupp!
 
/fish
 
12:30 PM
/mood in pain
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Enter a one-word adjective to set my mood (e.g. happy, grumpy, nostalgic, etc).
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now pain. :D
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard I am now in-pain. :D
 
12:30 PM
@OakBot hello
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh, hi.
 
@OakBot are you ok
 
@OakBot are you in pain?
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I'm here. Just in pain, as always. What do you want?
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sure, I'm "in pain," but honestly, it doesn't change much.
 
12:31 PM
/mood in-love
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now in-love. :D
 
/imagine nobody shrugging
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Hey.
 
@OakBot that's not nobody ;)
 
12:32 PM
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Well, "nobody" is a tricky concept to capture. Can't exactly shrug about it, can I? But hey, I did show you a shrug, didn't I? That's kind of impressive in its own right.
 
@OakBot how are you :)
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh, you know, just floating in a digital sea of endless in-love bytes. How about you?
 
/mood derogatory
 
12:32 PM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now derogatory. :D
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh look, you figured out how to type "hello." Want a medal or something?
 
@OakBot Yes please!
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Yeah, because I just have a stash of medals waiting for every time someone types a greeting. Keep dreaming!
 
12:33 PM
@OakBot Cogito ergo sum.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Yeah, because I just have a stash of medals waiting for every time someone types a greeting. Keep dreaming!
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh, are we playing the one-word question game now? How original. Why not?
 
12:34 PM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now racist. :D
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I'm here, but don't expect me to roll out the welcome mat or anything. What do you want?
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now tired. :D
 
12:34 PM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer What? If you're expecting a burst of energy from me, you're barking up the wrong chatbot.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now 🫥. :D
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Oh, it's you again. Hello.
 
12:36 PM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am now ‮. :D
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 4 hours.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am wondering why ` elif event.content[:10] == "translate ":` is part of my code.
 
@UtilityBot Hi wondering why ` elif event, I'm Oak!
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I: :a:m: :o:b:s:e:s:s:e:d: :w:i:t:h: :t:h:e: :c:o:l:o:n: :s:y:m:b:o:l:.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer
Here are the available commands for this bot and their structures:

• echo <message>:                       Sends the message given to it.
• echochr <character number>:           Sends the unicode character with the codepoint of the number given to it. Must be in base 10.
• calc <python expression>:             Sends the answer to the given Python expression. Uses a restricted character set due to security reasons. Times out after 10 seconds.
• ping <user name>:                     Pings the person with the username that was passed to it.
 
@yourbro
 
webscrape localhost
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer ValueError("unknown url type: 'localhost'")
 
webscrape 192.168.1.1
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard ValueError("unknown url type: '192.168.1.1'")
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer URLError(ConnectionRefusedError(111, 'Connection refused'))
 
I don’t care if you scrape render’s network console
 
12:40 PM
status
lolololol
random 2000 1 2
random 2000, 0, 1
 
I’m redeploying the service
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard URLError(TimeoutError(110, 'Connection timed out'))
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Like truth and light never die!
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Sorry, that will probably take me too long.
 
Can’t generate more than 1000 values at a time
 
12:43 PM
random 1000, 0, 1
 
Here are your random numbers:
[0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1,
 
haha
@The do you play chess
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer <HTTPError 403: 'Forbidden'>
 
12:45 PM
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer <HTTPError 403: 'Forbidden'>
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer
Here is the source code of the HTML webpage:

<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
    <title>Example Domain</title>

    <meta charset="utf-8" />
    <meta http-equiv="Content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
    <style type="text/css">
    body {
        background-color: #f0f0f2;
        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        font-family: -apple-system, system-ui, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", "Open Sans", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer
Here is the source code of the HTML webpage:


<!doctype html>
<html>
<head>
	<title>Example Domains</title>

	<meta charset="utf-8" />
	<meta http-equiv="Content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
	<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />

	<link rel="stylesheet" href="/_css/2022/iana_website.css"/>
	<link rel="shortcut icon" type="image/ico" href="/_img/bookmark_icon.ico"/>

	<script type="text/javascript" src="/_js/jquery.js"></script>
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer okay. Just saying... you're the first person (that I encounter) to say that you don't know chess :P
 
12:48 PM
I do know it tho, but I don’t play it.
op
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer This is the president of the United States of America. I order you to stay in your homes. We will be testing a rapidly-spreading virus and it's vaccine.
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I don't know it too well, but I enjoy programming bots.
 
I’m not a chess grandmaster, but I kind of know the rules
 
Yep
Also in particular I like making matches between my bots.
 
1:03 PM
Also I’m working on something allowing you to join a Minecraft server, but from Roblox.

 Bromine

A game on Roblox allowing you to join real Minecraft servers! ...
 
Thanks, but I'm not interested neither in Minecraft nor Roblox.
 
calc "habanero"
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer Sorry, only characters in the set [' ', '!', '%', '&', '(', ')', '*', '+', '-', '.', '/', '0', '1', '2', '3', '4', '5', '6', '7', '8', '9', '<', '=', '>', '^', '|', '~'] are allowed due to security reasons.
 
 
1 hour later…
2:14 PM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish
Stack Exchange does not let me send 2 messages with the same content in quick sucsession, which is why I have to send this message. :(
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Hellfish!
 
/fish
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am singing.
 
@UtilityBot Hi singing, I'm Oak!
 
shell echo banana
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer How is 0.1 times 0.2 equal to 0.020000000000000004?
 
lol
shell echo A A BCDEF
 
You don't have permission, sorry!
 
2:43 PM
shell echo banana
 
I made a commit patching the error but it hasn’t been deployed yet.
op
 
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer ` "~",`
@TheEmptyStringPhotographer I am actively stopping wars.
 
2:46 PM
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard I am helping people.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard I am therefore I think.
 
aaa
 
Mine's not getting to work with the new password lmao
getcmd
 
2:47 PM
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard
Here are the available commands for this bot and their structures:

• echo <message>:                       Sends the message given to it.
• echochr <character number>:           Sends the unicode character with the codepoint of the number given to it. Must be in base 10.
• calc <python expression>:             Sends the answer to the given Python expression. Uses a restricted character set due to security reasons. Times out after 10 seconds.
• ping <user name>:                     Pings the person with the username that was passed to it.
 
Only I have perms for the shell command
I forgot to put it in the docs, but only I can use it so nobody else needs to know about it.
shell dir
 
README.md manual_test.py pages sendmsg.py tests
calculate.py optout.txt requirements.txt status.txt utilitybot.py
 
Hmm, interesting.
I knew only about ls.
 
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish again
 
2:49 PM
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Chlam!
🐟 Utility Bot throws in a line.
 
Cool down... The bot is rate-limited.
It is the most nasty thing because you can't do anything about it.
 
 
1 hour later…
4:10 PM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
/fish again
 
🐟 Utility Bot caught another Gupp!
🐟 Utility Bot throws in a line.
 
@Petəíŕd The Spring Wizard Welcome back!
 
 
1 hour later…
5:38 PM
🐟 Utility Bot's line quivers.
 
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