> Hi, I'm an independently wealthy anarchist scientist with a kinky sex satellite orbiting Venus. I killed my entire family with a customs error when I was 16, and sometimes I brood about that. Recently I gave up escorting when I fell in love with one of my clients, who turns out to be a super-spy and now she wants me to help her secret organisation fight space zombies!
I agree that random rolls aren't constructive. That they're spammy should be (somewhat) common sense. Just a reminder that we're not all equally familiar with chat conventions and some things look more innocuous than they are without context that isn't always easy to pick up on. I like this room, and if there's any danger of it going away, I want to try to clear up the issues first.