Abstraction argument

technically you can kill an ooze with salt. you just need to gather an awful lot of salt, compact it into a very large brick, and drop it on the ooze.

And letting people reason or argue their way into features that bypass abstractions everyone else follows, or gain features for free that everyone else has to pay for, is unlikely to make the group happy.

Simply put you are not playing on other peoples' terms and you are pushing terms they are not enjoying upon them. And, also, since none of this has really shifted in any of the conversations we've had, I assert that having more conversations like this will be pretty useless and pointless and a waste of our time.