Fake Programmers

The room for elite Super Users who realize they know nothing about programming.
3039d ago – Dan Whaley
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Aug 21, 2013 08:33
lol. In theory, theory is the same as practice. In practice, it's not
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Jul 18, 2013 18:50
Yeah, I thought I'd ditch my NAS at home and switch to NSA.
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Apr 22, 2014 19:57
This looks awesome: projectnaptha.com
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Jan 26, 2012 14:19
@IvoFlipse: Discovered today that Notepad++ has built-in FTP support, quite handy.
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Oct 28, 2013 19:00
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May 3, 2013 17:05
Sorry, I write all my code in Notepad and I have no idea what you're talking about
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Jun 10, 2012 14:43
The amount of exception to the rule with this script is intense :D
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Jun 9, 2012 18:04
I should definitely stop using 3 git clients simultaneously...
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Apr 24, 2014 14:01
Ugh, I feel dirty. I programmed in Matlab...
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Sep 16, 2010 20:46
this could be for quick shell scripting questions/ discussions
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Dec 18, 2012 22:06
@allquixotic Chances of compiling without warnings: lol%
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Dec 18, 2012 22:04
chances of open source C++ compiling from source: 0.0000000000001%
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Aug 3, 2012 19:31
I'm a code checking rubber ducky
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Jul 26, 2012 17:26
(I can't speel sorry)
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Mar 12, 2012 18:44
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Jul 25, 2011 21:25
I feel like @Ivo deserves a pat on the back.
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Jul 25, 2011 21:25
pats Ivo on the back
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Apr 15, 2011 12:07
I've learned 100% more from actually doing stuff and running into problems than reading books about it
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Sep 17, 2010 15:17
put a "!" in front of it if it doesn't end in .jpg, .gif, etc.
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Dec 10, 2013 18:29
@IvoFlipse Heheh "BS plot"
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Jul 30, 2013 22:02
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Apr 17, 2013 18:32
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Apr 16, 2013 10:42
This was made possible using octrees: vimeo.com/35051275
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Apr 15, 2013 18:43
I'm watching House of Cards, if they don't have info, they'll set you up to create the info
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Feb 21, 2013 15:14
I'd love to make a case mod where, instead of a power button, you'd have one of those lawnmower rope pull things
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Feb 11, 2013 21:19
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Jan 29, 2013 10:53
Fuck me, Google is scary
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Nov 13, 2012 07:54
MetroSE bugs and feature requests can be sent to here:
[email protected]
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Jun 11, 2012 14:16
@IvoFlipse jQuery. :)
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May 2, 2012 09:05
Also, refiddle.com
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May 2, 2012 08:59
Mar 15, 2012 14:19
so, something like this @IvoFlipse: geeksforgeeks.org/archives/3968
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user30
Feb 29, 2012 18:37
nothing like a bit of deadmau5 to code to
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Jun 22, 2011 14:45
You need the C++ wx docs open when working with wxPython.
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May 24, 2011 08:22
I decide what options you should get
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Apr 28, 2011 21:43
(Can you ask that in Dutch? I'm not familiar with inertia.)
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Mar 3, 2011 10:44
Ivo Flipse has been automatically appointed as owner of this room.
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Feb 23, 2011 20:38
I also went to an engineering expo yesterday and one of the companies was very impressed that I was self-taught in python... said to give them a call in the next couple of weeks
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Feb 9, 2011 22:40
> As Brian Kernighan once said, “…debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you are as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?”
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JNK
Sep 17, 2010 20:48
Exploits of a Mom
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JNK
Sep 17, 2010 20:21
as it gets more complex you can also create stored procedures for your calls
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JNK
Sep 17, 2010 19:53
@Sathya if you type your thoughts into a logged chat room they are no longer secret
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JNK
Sep 17, 2010 16:48
it's the old "hang around a Q&A site for a year to get reputable then give two people a virus once they trust you" con, the oldest one in the book!
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Sep 17, 2010 15:20
yeah I understand you were being a link @balpha
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Mar 10, 2014 20:00
@IvoFlipse I've got a numpy question for ya
Dec 17, 2013 16:46
@JesonPark If you freelance, we now have freelancing.stackexchange.com
Sep 24, 2013 20:14
NO ITS NOT!!!
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