Conversation started Feb 22, 2019 at 2:42.
Feb 22, 2019 02:42
what if you died, but then you were just there still
and you start to fall over forward
@Scalia hmm. this has some how transformed into some old school renderfarm madness. I like it :)
@Scalia so I am still a mod?
and for a brief moment you can see the back of your eyes, then the back of your head
and then plop
all you can see is your computer monitor
@Scalia [reporter]:*What is the secret to your longevity?* [David]: Radish never gave me permission to die! [reporter] uhhh, do you mean you eat a lot of Radishes? [david]: no - a talking radish said I could never die unless he LET me.
@Xthefluffy27unicorn i want him to have time to suffer
@Scalia yourself be like "wow that guy was ugly glad to be leaving him."
Feb 22, 2019 02:44
But is he still a mod while suffering?
@David bruh
none of any of that was gucci
i was getting into a vibe there and you killed it
We could make a rap song!
so normal...
@Xthefluffy27unicorn "and David killed it"
suck an egg
that's got to be a line in it
later all.
has been fun
Feb 22, 2019 02:45
that the last line
ok but work with me here
@VRM Do you think you could make some obnoxious, repetitive "beats" which sound like someone slamming a sledge hammer on a metal plate right next to your ear several times a second?
for our rap song.
you just permemnantly see the same view forever
and you can only see a spippet of the life of the person who moves into your apprtment after you, because they put a bookshelf in ur eyes
@Scalia what if you die in front of a TV? you can't change your view, but it keeps playing automatically...
after like 50 years tvs go out of style
and tehn you stare at a wall of post modern art
TVs already are out of style, really - most people just have their faces glued to their phones now.
Feb 22, 2019 02:47
with angles leaping off the frame. eventually the building is demolished
bro
Aside from movies, it seems only old people really watch TV
i dropped my phone in the tub last week
@Xthefluffy27unicorn my bois and i watch youtube on a tv
Wait, you do???
yeh
like GMM
Could you go to my channel and see what the channel art looks like?
It supposedly should be the full image
and not just a thin banner
Feb 22, 2019 02:48
? respect my vibe man
but I've never been able to test it for sure
dont be a david
Hey now, I spent a long time on it!
yeh ill check tomorrow
Feb 22, 2019 02:49
the chat timer is so annoying
should look like that
cute
anyway you see what im saying
I can see it since it is right there on the screen.
but what if, when you die you dont stay stationary to the earth, but to the universe
Not sure I get any of it XD
Feb 22, 2019 02:51
no its simple, you absolute raw unsalted almond
Ahh. You mean for a brief moment you see earth just float away into space, and then eventually see the entire galaxy move on.
And then you are stuck there, to gaze the void of space.
Until another galaxy floats into view.
you die, but then you can just see out of the same "camera" you were loooking out of when you died, but teh world keeps going on around you
@Xthefluffy27unicorn yessss
So is your camera parented to the earth, the sun, the galactic center, or is it just stationary in the universe?
or maybe its relative to somthing nominal
@Xthefluffy27unicorn see thats the question
i think naturally it should be the earth, but like... the nearest person sounds like a fun one too
especially if you were on a floor above them when they died and you had like a birds eye view of everything they saw
well logically speaking for any of those to be true, your "camera" would have to be a metaphysical entity not connected to our physical reality whatsoever.
Feb 22, 2019 02:54
@Xthefluffy27unicorn not "connected" but like a different layer, not a whole new scene
cus you can still see in the physical,. which impleies sensitivity to photons at least
So more of a parallel universe thing, occupying the same physical space as our universe, just on a different collision layer. And with visibility turned off.
yes
and imobile aside from constraints to the other layers
And of course all lighting is set to this layer only.
Philosophy with Blender
exceot in the case of ghost encounters
rouge objects from the wrong layer mysteriously showing up in the renders?
Feb 22, 2019 02:57
where collision or visibility become enabled by some twisted elder being behind the control of the properties panel
an eldritch being in a universe so foreign to ours we cannot comprehend its machinations.
where universes are saved before him, like blends and blend1s
but through a wicked twisting he (it?) is fascinated with ours, and toys with colision layers as if there were no consequences
who knows, maybe some day the being will tire of our small blend, and either abandon or delete it. either way its a whim for it, there is no sort of even vaguely human trace of sentimentality or human emotion in this vast entity
And adds keyframes and alters physics settings on objects and particles to alter otherwise normal physics simulations.
behold
the eldritch horror. Murphy.
The entire fabric of our universe is just one giant cloth simulation.
Our concept of time is contingent on the default 24fps, slowly ticking to the end of the timeline.
the universe as explained by intoxicated nerds circa 2019
At which point our entire universe will reset to the beginning, and play all over again.
Feb 22, 2019 03:04
@Xthefluffy27unicorn if the laws are altered enough, we could experience a framerate drop
And eventually the computer running the sim will crash - leading to the heat death of the universe.
Or more likely, windows wants to update now.
and the death of many universes like it
but this ancient soul, vastly seperate from even our own plane of existance, endures
Who would have thought.... Windows Update will be responsible for the death of trillions.
is it windows 10?
(we don't know how many universes are running in parallel on different layers)
Feb 22, 2019 03:05
because then we have to explain previous OS versions
Ehh... probably.
the creation of pc
Blender has always existed. It pre-dates the computer, humans, and time itself.
for eons of time seperate from our time, the many universes only operated in 2 dimensions
but blender was there
So flat... so boring.
Feb 22, 2019 03:07
before murphy thought itself into being
wait, who is murphy?
blendeer was tehre
I thought it was Ton?
4 mins ago, by Scalia
the eldritch horror. Murphy.
the one in the law
Feb 22, 2019 03:07
ton is just a legend
Is Murphy the uncle of cthulhu?
nothing predates blender therefor nothing could create it, you heatnhen
@Xthefluffy27unicorn cthulu is one of this guys skin cells
ther eis no comparion in sheer, enourmous, foreigness
Now wait a minute. This just got interesting. If Blender pre dates the universe, then inside the simulations humans created Blender In Blender.
@Xthefluffy27unicorn somehow the subconcious knowledge leaked magically between simulator and simulation
We are all puppets of Blender.
Feb 22, 2019 03:10
except for teh paid-program cultists
Oh man. The universe itself is pay to win.
How could I have been so naive?
you cannot blame your own carnally functioning brain for its lack of understanding
this sort of knowledge requires deep contact with the soul
 
Conversation ended Feb 22, 2019 at 3:12.