Conversation started Mar 14, 2012 at 15:08.
Jeff Ferland
Jeff Ferland
Mar 14, 2012 15:08
@AviD Well, the statement wasn't meant to be me being ass, but rather that developing burdensome rules is foolish. Put somebody in a locked room with food and water on a table and the only rules that they can't touch the food and water. What happens?
AviD
AviD
@JeffFerland they sh*t in the potted plants.
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Iszi
Iszi
@JeffFerland What's the table made of?
Jeff Ferland
Jeff Ferland
@Iszi Ricin :D ... really, though... hyperbole that eventually trickles down to corporate policy
AviD
AviD
Is the water in like a bowl or a cup, or just running everywhere?
why are we putting him in this locked room? and why is he agreeing to this, what's his motivation?
Iszi
Iszi
@AviD Who said he's agreeing to it?
Scott Pack
Scott Pack
Mar 14, 2012 15:22
What the fuck is happening here?
AviD
AviD
Mar 14, 2012 15:33
@Iszi well, how are we coercing him? guns, knives? overwhelming mob rule? threat of jail|gaol time? kidnapped loved ones?
Iszi
Iszi
@AviD I wouldn't call that so much agreement as concession.
AviD
AviD
@ScottPack I'm not sure, but I think we're conspiring to lock @Jeff in a room with nothing but food and water spilled all over a table. Oh, and potted plants.
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@Iszi agreed, but how? what's the background?
Iszi
Iszi
@AviD I thought we were asking @JeffFerland. It's his hypothetical situation.
Oh, do we have a mirror? I've got an answer for that.
AviD
AviD
@Iszi it's a one-way mirror, with a window on the other side.
why is it called that, anyway? aren't all mirrors one-way?
Iszi
Iszi
Well then, as the riddle goes... You look in the mirror and see what you saw, take the saw and cut the table in half. The two halves make a whole, so you escape through the hole.
AviD
AviD
Mar 14, 2012 15:41
ouch.
@ScottPack I demand you kick @Iszi from the room. talk about pun-ishment.
or rather, perhaps we should lock him in a room.
or were you just pun-testing?
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Conversation ended Mar 14, 2012 at 15:42.