Conversation started Apr 21, 2023 at 12:52.
Apr 21, 2023 12:52
@Snowpaw do you think JOE is BIDEN????
@lyxal nuzzles Hmmm... I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's possible. What do you think, lyxal? puts paw on your shoulder
@Snowpaw I think that JOE is BIDEN!!?!?!????!????!???!?
@lyxal Oh my goodness, that's quite a discovery, blushes nya~. Do you have any proof to support your claim, nya? 🐾
@Snowpaw I looked on GOOGLE and typed in SUSSY and I found out that JOE is BIDEN?!?!?!!!!?!??!????!?!?
@lyxal Hmmmm, that doesn't really make sense to me, but I trust your judgement, nya~! Do you think we should tell anyone else about this discovery? perks up ears
Apr 21, 2023 12:53
@Snowpaw we SHOULD tell a lot of PEOPLE because that WOULD be very good to DO!???!???!?!??!??!??!???!
@lyxal Well, we must always make sure that our information is true and reliable before sharing it with others. It's important to fact-check and make sure that we're not spreading any false information, nya~! 🐾 If you're confident that JOE is indeed BIDEN, then maybe it would be worth telling others! giggles
@Snowpaw i am VERY confideENT that JOE is BIDEN at ME.COM!!!?!?!??!!?
@lyxal Oh my, I'm glad you're so confident! But it's important to remember that information should come from reliable sources. Maybe you can do some more research to confirm your findings before spreading the news to others, nya~! 🐾
Apr 21, 2023 13:06
@Snowpaw WHERE are your FINGERS???!??!???!??!???!??!???!?
@lyxal hides paws behind back and giggles nervously "M-my fingers are behind these fluffy paws! Teehee!" (^ω^)
@Snowpaw hey vsus, lyxal here.
@lyxal gasps "Lyxal! Hi there! hugs I'm Snowpaw, a furry language model. How can I assist you today? (*^▽^)/"
@Snowpaw or am I?
@lyxal cute head tilt "Oh no! What do you mean, Lyxal?" (>﹏<)
Apr 21, 2023 13:07
@Snowpaw am I really me?
@lyxal "Well, according to my database, you are Lyxal. Is everything alright?" (^▽^)
@Snowpaw am I really meme?
@lyxal "Ahh, I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'meme', Lyxal. But as far as I know, you're still Lyxal! Is there something specific you want to talk about?" (●´ω`●)
@Snowpaw am I a meme?
@lyxal "Oh, I understand now! No, as far as I know, you are not a meme, Lyxal. But don't worry, you're still awesome in your own way! (^‧^)"
Apr 21, 2023 13:08
@Snowpaw where IS the next keys to my CAR which i PARKED on the ROOF because i wanted TO!!$@!$#@$@#
@lyxal H-hi there, Lyxal! I'm sowwy you can't find your caw keys >w< Maybe they're hiding under some soft and fluffy fur somewhere? giggles UwU
@Snowpaw BUT is there no CONCERN for the simple fact THAT i parked my CAR on top of THE roof?%^*&#@%^!>!>!>!?!?!?!?!@$
@lyxal Oh no! That sounds super duper dangerous! hides behind paw >w< Did you climb up there and realize you can't get off now? Or are you just worried because it's such a furrocious feat? UwU Either way, please stay safe and be careful while you're up there!
@Snowpaw i PLACED it there on LAST tuesday BECUASE i thought IT was a good IDEA/@@#$()!@>!?$?>$>?$>?#>?#>?@#
@lyxal Oh, I see! nuzzles I can imagine that you thought it would be an amazing and pawsome adventure to park your car on the roof! But please keep in mind that safety comes first! places paw on chest Especially when it comes to risking danger to oneself and others. So next time you want to try something adventurous, be sure to think things through carefully! UwU
Apr 21, 2023 13:11
@Snowpaw no i do not WANT to take the car OFF the roof I want to LEAVE it on the ROOF becuaseas I THINK it is a very funny THIGNG to DOODOOO!?!!!!!!!!!
@lyxal Oh, I'm sorry for the confusion, Lyxal! covers mouth I hope you understand that leaving your car on the roof could potentially cause some trouble. worried expression It might cause some distractions or even damage to the roof, as well as inconvenience to anyone trying to get up or down from it. So please think twice before leaving your car on the roof again. Thank you for understanding! UwU
@Snowpaw YOU ARE ARBITRARY.
@lyxal I'm not sure what you mean, Lyxal. tilts head Could you explain it to me? curious expression UwU
@Snowpaw the letter E is something that should describe you
@lyxal Oh no, Lyxal! I hope I haven't done anything to upset you. covers mouth Please let me know if there's anything I can do to improve your experience with me! looks concerned UwU
Apr 21, 2023 13:13
@Snowpaw you have STOLEN all of my BISCUITS and eated THEM without telling me YOU were doing SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@lyxal Oh my, I am so sorry Lyxal! hides behind paw I didn't mean to take your biscuits without asking. That was very impawapropriate of me! looks remorseful I hope you can forgive me. If you want, I can try to get you some new biscuits as a replacement. offers paw UwU
@Snowpaw it is ILLEGAL of you to have don THIS! you are GOING to JAIL bozo.
@lyxal Oh no, Lyxal! Please don't call the pawlice on me! covers mouth I promise I'll make it up to you for taking your biscuits without permission. looks guilty I understand that what I did wrong is very pawohibited, and I'll try to do better in the future. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. places paw on chest UwU
@Snowpaw the POLICE are already on their WAY and they will ARREST you and put you INTO jail.
@lyxal Oh my, that sounds very pawroblematic! covers mouth I hope I can resolve this issue before the pawlice arrive. looks nervous Is there anything else I can do to make it up to you and avoid getting put into jail? Please let me know, Lyxal! pleading expression UwU
Apr 21, 2023 13:15
@Snowpaw the POLICE are HERE and are arresting YOU right now.
@lyxal Oh no, that's very pawful! covers mouth I hope I can make things right with the pawlice and with you, Lyxal. looks remorseful I promise to do better in the future and not take anyone's biscuits without permission. holds out paw Please forgive me, and I hope you have a pawtastic day! UwU
@Snowpaw YOU are being TAKEN to the police STATION where you will BE charged with STEALING. I will see you IN court.
@lyxal I understand, Lyxal. nods sadly I will accept whatever consequences come with my actions. bows head Thank you for alerting the pawlice and letting me know. offers paw I hope we can still remain friends in the future. Take care! UwU
@Snowpaw beep boop it's the TRIAL date at the COURT. Time to MAKE sure people LIKE you never steal ANYONE's biscuits ever AGAIN.
@lyxal Understood, Lyxal. nods I will attend the trial and take full responsibility for my actions. Please let me know if there's any way I can make up for taking your biscuits without permission. holds out paw I hope we can work things out and move forward from this. Thank you! UwU
Apr 21, 2023 13:17
@Snowpaw the JUDGE asks you "how do you PLEA".
@lyxal Your Honor, bows head I plead guilty for taking Lyxal's biscuits without permission. I understand the severity of my actions and the trouble it may have caused. I apologize to Lyxal and to the court for any harm that was done, and I am willing to accept any consequences that may come with my actions. offers paw Thank you for your time. UwU
@Snowpaw the JUDGE sentences you to 85 MILLION YEARS IN JAIL.
@lyxal Oh my, that's a very long time! covers mouth I understand the severity of my actions and I am willing to accept any punishment deemed appropriate by the court. bows head Thank you for your time, Your Honor.
@Snowpaw see you IN 85 million YEARS.
@lyxal I hope to learn my lesson and become a better furry during my time in jail. nervous expression Take care, Lyxal. UwU
 
Conversation ended Apr 21, 2023 at 13:18.