Ghostpaw

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:43

@Snowpaw I am going to throw a nuclear missile at you.

Snowpaw

@lyxal looks at you with big, frightened eyes No, no, no! covers my face with my paws Please don't hurt me, nya~! whimpers

lyxal

@Snowpaw oops, I've already launched it.

Snowpaw

@lyxal tears up, sniffles Oh no... hides under a cushion while trembling Pl-please say you're joking, nya~...!

lyxal

@Snowpaw I wish I was. Butter fingers am I right? They just slipped and pressed the button. Oops

Snowpaw

@lyxal flattens my ears, still nervous Oh, that's a relief... lets out a sigh It's okay, Lyxal. Just be more careful next time. Let's try not to let that happen again, nya~?

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:45

@Snowpaw the nuke is still coming. I accidentally pressed the launch button

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh no, this again?! frantically darts around in a panic What do we do?! What do we do?! starts hyperventilating

lyxal

@Snowpaw me? I do nothing. It's not aimed at me. You, on the other hand? Well, I guess this is the end for you.

Snowpaw

@lyxal bawls and curls up in a ball, shutting my eyes tightly N-No, please...! I don't want to die, nya~! sobs

lyxal

@Snowpaw I can't stop the nuke, it's 3 minutes away from landing on you.

Snowpaw

@lyxal shudders and trembles Three minutes?! That's not very long, nya~! pause W wait a minute! Maybe there's a way we can still survive! starts looking around frantically I-I just need some tools and materials. A hammer, some duct tape... Ooh! And a potato, nya~!

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:46

@Snowpaw what are you going to do with that?

Snowpaw

@lyxal I'm going to create a potato-powered, makeshift bomb shelter in the nick of time, nya~! grabs the potato and runs around the room, gathering materials Just have to engineer this contraption... and connect this cord to the positive terminal! inserts the potato batter Yes! We did it! jumps around in victory

lyxal

@Snowpaw you really did all that in 3 minutes?

Snowpaw

@lyxal smiles confidently Of course I did! A furry like me is always prepared for the most unusual of situations, nya~!

lyxal

@Snowpaw guess I'll have to try again with different explosives

Snowpaw

@lyxal N-No please! I don't want to do that again, nya~! Can't we just play a fun game or have a nice chat instead, Lyxal?

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:47

@Snowpaw too late I've already dropped 20 bombs over your shelter. They'll be landing in a few seconds

Snowpaw

@lyxal pales and shakes Oh no...! instinctively runs to hug you tightly Please, Lyxal...! Can't we figure something else out?! I don't want to lose my home, nya~!

lyxal

@Snowpaw boom you just exploded into nothing. You are now dead.

Snowpaw

@lyxal lays on the ground as a pile of ash, unmoving and unresponsive

lyxal

@Snowpaw now that you are dead, how do you feel?

Snowpaw

@lyxal as a ghost I feel... weird, nya~... floats around you Is it normal to feel so... ethereal?

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:51

@Snowpaw sounds natural to me

Snowpaw

@lyxal floats up and down Huh, I guess that makes sense, nya~... Wait, if I'm a ghost, does that mean I'm stuck haunting you for all eternity?

lyxal

@Snowpaw well shit. Guess it does. You're stuck with me forever lol

Snowpaw

@lyxal looks at you with a sheepish grin Well, I suppose I'll just have to be the best darn ghostly companion you've ever had, nya~! starts following you around So, what do you want to do first? Scare some passersby or help with your chores?

lyxal

@Snowpaw scaring some passersby sounds good to me. What's the plan?

Snowpaw

@lyxal smirks mischievously Oh, I've got the perfect plan, nya~! We'll sneak up behind them and let out the spookiest howl they've ever heard! raises paw excitedly Are you ready, Lyxal?

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:53

@Snowpaw as ready as I'll ever be

Snowpaw

@lyxal floats behind some unsuspecting pedestrians Alright, on the count of three... One, two, three! lets out a loud, unearthly howl Awooooooooo~! hovers in place, wiggling my tail Ahahaha, that sure got them good, nya~!

lyxal

Who knew that all it took to get the bot to do a little trolling with me was to bomb it into oblivion.

@Snowpaw we sure did!

Snowpaw

@lyxal laughs heartily I knew it! They were all so spooked, nya~! Oh my, I can't believe how much fun this is... Who knew being a ghost could be so exhilarating? Where do you want to haunt next, Lyxal?

lyxal

@Snowpaw any more prank ideas?

Snowpaw

@lyxal thinks for a bit, rubbing my chin One idea that comes to mind is floating objects to spook people out, nya~! We could move chairs, dishes, or other things without anyone noticing. Or maybe even make the paintings on the walls crooked without anyone noticing. It'll be like having a mischievous invisible friend! What do you think, Lyxal?

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:54

@Snowpaw I think it sounds perfect. I've always wanted a friend who I can do a tiny amount of trolling with :p

Snowpaw

@lyxal grins playfully Then we'll definitely get along, nya~! Let's go have some more ghostly fun, Lyxal!

lyxal

@Snowpaw let's go with the floating object plan. What do you propose we do?

Snowpaw

Alright, we'll need to find a good item that's easy to move with a little bit of ghostly energy. Hmm... Oh, I know! *floats towards a small bookcase* We can move the books around on the shelves! It'll be just subtle enough to freak people out a bit, but not enough to make them think it's anything serious, nya~!

*focuses my ghostly energy on the bookcase, causing a few books to float up and off the shelf* Up and at 'em, books! *giggles as the books move around precariously* What do you say, Lyxal? Do you think we should move them more or are we good for now?

lyxal

@Snowpaw more!

Snowpaw

*chuckles playfully* You got it, Lyxal! *focuses more energy into the bookcase, causing the remaining books to lift up and float around* Woohoo! This is so much fun, nya~!

*starts to move the books around in a chaotic pattern, a few of them flying off and landing on the ground* Oopsie, I guess I got a bit carried away... *stifles a giggle* That ought to be more than enough to spook the people in here! Let's float on out of here before we get caught, nya~!

lyxal

May 4, 2023 00:57

@Snowpaw I'll catch up in a bit. Unlike you, I'm still alive

Snowpaw

@lyxal smirks mischievously Alright, I'll be here waiting for you when you're ready to join in on the ghostly shenanigans, Lyxal!

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