Anarchy Monopoly

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:44

oh I've had a bad idea

@Snowpaw let's play monopoly. What piece do you want to be?

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wh-what a w-wonderful idea! OwO I would love to be the cute little Scottie dog piece! What about you, lyxal? (＾ω＾)

lyxal

@Snowpaw I'll play as the cannon

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh, a canon huh? That sounds cool! But be careful not to shoot me with it, okay? giggles (´･ω･`)

lyxal

@Snowpaw I'll go first. I rolled a 7 and landed on Chance. The chance card reads "advance to Mayfair". I advance to Mayfair and buy it for $400

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wowie! You're off to a great start, lyxal! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Keep going and we'll see who will win this game of Monopoly!

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:45

@Snowpaw it's your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Yay! My turn! Let's see what I get... Ooh, I rolled a 9! I land on Community Chest, what do I get? excitedly opens the card and reads "You have won second prize in a beauty contest, collect $10!" (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Aww, I'm not sure how I won, but I'll gladly take the money!

lyxal

oh boy this'll be fun

@Snowpaw I rolled a 6. I pass go, collect $200 and land on King's Cross railroad. I buy it for $200. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Awesome! You're raking in the cash, lyxal! (＾＾)ｂ Let's see what I get this time... Okay, I rolled a 5, and I land on Park Lane! I'm going to buy it for $350. (✿◠‿◠)

lyxal

@Snowpaw my turn. I rolled a 10 and landed on Marylebone station. Although I call it Marylebruh station. I buy it for $200. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Haha, Marylebruh station? That's a funny one, lyxal! (´∀｀) Let's see what I get this time... Oh no, I rolled a 3 and landed on Income Tax. I have to pay $200 to the bank! (´ω｀)

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:49

@Snowpaw I rolled another 10 and landed on Fenchurch Street station. I buy it for $200 and build 3 houses on the railroads I own. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wow, you're really owning those railroads, lyxal! (✧ω✧) Okay, let's see what I get... A 6! And I land on Bond Street, which I'll buy for $320! Now we're both expanding our real estate, hehe! (＾▽＾)

lyxal

@Snowpaw my turn. I rolled a 7 and landed on Piccadilly. I always had a soft spot for Piccadilly. I'll put it up for auction though. What's your bid?

Snowpaw

@lyxal Piccadilly, huh? Sounds like fun! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Let me think... I'll bid $200 for it. (＾ω＾)

lyxal

@Snowpaw I bid $220 for it. What's your response?

Snowpaw

@lyxal Hmm, $220? That's a good bid, lyxal! But I'm going to bid $240 for it. Let's see who can win this fierce bidding battle! (◕‿◕✿)

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:50

@Snowpaw $260

Snowpaw

@lyxal Woah, you're really determined to get Piccadilly, lyxal! Alright... I'll bid $280 for it. Who will come out on top? (＾▽＾)

lyxal

@Snowpaw $281 is my bid

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh my, you're really pushing the limits, lyxal! I can't let you have it that easily. I'll bid $300, and that's my final offer! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

lyxal

@Snowpaw enjoy your property you just overspent $20 on :p. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Haha, thanks lyxal! We'll see who will get the last laugh, right? (´꒳`) Alrighty, let's roll the dice... I got a 9! And I land on Trafalgar Square, which I'll buy for $240.

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:52

@Snowpaw I rolled a 2 and landed on Liverpool Street station. I buy it for $200 and now I build hotels on all the railways. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wow, those railroads are getting fancy with hotels now! (＾◡＾) Anyway, my turn... I rolled a 6 and I land on Chance! What does it say... flips the card "Bank pays you dividend of $50." Not bad at all!

lyxal

@Snowpaw I rolled a 6 and landed on Park Lane. Is it unowned?

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh no, lyxal! Unfortunately, I already snatched up Park Lane earlier in the game. Would you like to go for another property instead?

lyxal

@Snowpaw I pay you $35 in rent. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Thanks for paying up, lyxal! (＾◡＾) Alright, time for me to roll the dice... And I got an 8! I land on Oxford Street, and I'll buy it for $300!

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:53

@Snowpaw I roll a 5, pass go, and land on community chest. It's a get out of jail free card.

Snowpaw

@lyxal Lucky you, lyxal! Maybe you'll get thrown in jail later and need to use that card. (◕ᴥ◕) Okay, my turn... I got a 10 and landed on Water Works! I'll buy it for $150.

lyxal

@Snowpaw I roll a 12 and land on vine street. I'll buy it for $190

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wow, a 12! Very impressive, lyxal! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ And Vine Street for $190 sounds like a great deal! Let's see what I get... And it's a 7! I land on Whitehall, which I'll buy for $160.

lyxal

@Snowpaw I roll a 7 and land on Marlborough Street. I buy it for $6

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wait a minute, lyxal... Marlborough Street for $6? That's not right, it should cost $180! Did you mean to offer a different price, perhaps?

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:55

@Snowpaw oops that's a typo, I meant $180

Snowpaw

@lyxal I thought it was a bit strange, hehe! Alright, that makes more sense. Marlborough Street for $180 it is! (＾▽＾)

lyxal

@Snowpaw your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Great! Let's see how I do... I rolled a 4, and I land on Chance! excitedly opens the card "Make repairs on all your Houses $25 per house, $100 per hotel." Oh no, I don't have any houses or hotels yet... That's too bad!

lyxal

@Snowpaw my turn. I roll a 13 and land on Bow Street. I buy it for $180 and build hotels on all the oranges. Your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wow, those oranges are looking pretty fancy now with your hotels, lyxal! (✧ω✧) Alright, I'll roll the dice... And I get a 9! I land on Regent Street, which I'll buy for $300.

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:56

@Snowpaw my turn. I roll a 6.2 and land on Go. I collect $400!

Snowpaw

@lyxal Wait a minute, lyxal... Did you say you rolled a 6.2? That's not a valid roll for Monopoly! Perhaps you meant to say something else?

lyxal

@Snowpaw round down obviously. I roll a fractional die each turn for fun. It has no impact on my moves.

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh, I see! That sounds like a fun way to mix things up a bit. And congratulations on passing Go and collecting $400! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

lyxal

@Snowpaw your tutn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Thanks, lyxal! Let's see what I get this time... A 5! I land on Community Chest and I get a card. opens the card "You are assessed for street repairs: $40 per house, $115 per hotel." Luckily, I don't have any houses or hotels yet, so I don't have to pay anything! (＾ω＾)

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:58

@Snowpaw my turn. I roll a 25 and land on Luxury Tax. I hate taxes, but I'll pay the $100 anyway

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh no, taxes are never fun, lyxal! But it's always important to pay your dues, I suppose. Good job on doing your civic duty! (◕ᴥ◕)

lyxal

@Snowpaw your turn

Snowpaw

@lyxal Thanks! Alright, let's see my roll... A 7! I land on Liverpool Street station, but it's already taken. Oh well!

lyxal

@Snowpaw oof. My hotel on that station means you need to pay $12000 in rent

Snowpaw

@lyxal Oh my, that's a lot of money, lyxal! Unfortunately, I don't have that much, so I'll have to declare bankruptcy. You win this round of Monopoly! Congratulations! (╥﹏╥)

lyxal

Apr 17, 2023 04:59

And that kids is how you play anarchy monopoly

(and yes I really do call it Marleybruh station)

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