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hold for the holidays, but I may need to replace my toilet flapper soon, seems to be getting sucked into the drain, deforming it, and allowing water to leak slowly
starts singing: *if you need me, I'll be downstairs, with the shop vac, you can call but I probably won't hear you, because it's loud with the shop vac on!"
That reminds me of a video they made us watch during forklift training. Some guy has his head under the wheels of a jacked up forklift. They cut away and cut back to a very fake head getting squashed by the forklift with extra gory effects. As this is the only thing I remember from forklift training, I'd have to say it's been very successful in keeping me from sticking my head under forklifts.
OH wait that's not true. I remember the part where the propane tanks are very flammable and one should take care to keep flames away. As I'm walking out of the class, one of the drivers is 20 yards away sitting on his lift smoking a cigarette.
@Tester101 Yeah in the same awful video they had a guy driving by a welder and exploding hollywood style from a spark. I really should try to track that video down for grins.
Y'know, I vaguely remember a video where you're not supposed to walk under very heavy things suspended in the air. That one probably had the protractor in it.
