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9:05 PM
@kalina unfortunately the best reader app for Android is Google Reader
 
Nonononono NOOOO NONONONO .... Not again ...
 
next up is... GReader
 
I don't read, NP
@FEichinger yeah, a bunch more DOTA2s that nobody wants
 
so why are you looking for a feed reader?
@FEichinger After gifting the game to many unwilling friends, Steam finally got the message and stopped sending those my way
if you're just looking for pretty pictures then get Flipboard
 
So my dev and production MySQL servers have different sizes for INT. So that's cool
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9:07 PM
or directly flickr
@BenBrocka what about the testing server?
 
the other thing is this "beats audio" whatsit
 
@kalina System Shock 2 is a great game. A classic.
 
Test = dev. The "dev server" is just my desktop at home. Production is some host's weirdass system
 
which sounds to me like its ramping all of the bass on my dubstep up to the point where it distorts
 
@kalina you seem to have found all the crappy android apps. Congraturation
 
9:08 PM
@kalina HTC has stock in Beats. which is why every new HTC phone ships with that.
 
I just changed the field to a bigint and said fuck it
 
@badp built into the phone
phone has a dedicated amp chip and everything
 
At any rate ... The new HTC One is shit, but for various reasons.
 
don't diss my taste in apps
 
@kalina I thought you'd gotten a Nexus 4
 
9:09 PM
meh
 
at any rate Play Music is... adequate
not blissful, not awful, just adequate
 
@FEichinger I like it
besides
 
@badp The streaming feature is actually pretty cool, considering Apple charges $50 a year for similar
 
sure, you need to upload your stuff to the Google Cloud with a 20k song limit but...
 
24 mins ago, by FEichinger
Also, @kalina, stop bashing HTC. :P
 
9:10 PM
And Google Play didn't replace one of my Rammstein songs with the Mocking Bird song...
 
@kalina I can bash HTC, because I was at a release event for the HTC One 2013. :P
 
I can bash HTC because I have one
 
@FEichinger You, a liveblog and a bunch of beers? :P
 
also your excuse is bad
 
@BenBrocka 1) iTunes Match is 25, not 50. 2) iTunes Match offers a few other features besides device to device streaming. For just that, there's a bunch of solutions on iOS.
 
9:11 PM
@badp I don't have "amazing" cell signal around here
anything streaming based sounds like interrupted music
I live in a field, remember?
 
Once you've uploaded stuff to the "cloud" you can pin them to download them back
 
@badp Nope. Speaking of beverages, the catering was great. :P
 
...or you could just transfer things the good ole fashioned way
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz it's not device to device, it's cloud to device
The price isn't really significant, I just like that Google offers it for free. I still use Match since it's easier to manage my stuff in iTunes (sadly)
 
@BenBrocka yeah, either way. Match has some other features that make it desirable.
Also, personally, I wouldn't trust my music that I paid for to a service that I didn't pay for. But that's me.
 
9:13 PM
@LessPop_MoreFizz Trust doesn't factor in, I keep local copies of everything at home, and two backups
 
this also doesn't have a built in volume limiter option
that means I will be deaf by the time I'm 25
 
@kalina you mean something like AVLS? Not sure phones usually have that
 
Are you fucking kidding me, Valve?
 
Guess I've never checked, AVLS is nice in theory but totally destroys the quality of lots of stuff
 
doesn't have to be super technical on my ipod I just set it so the volume couldn't increase above 50%
 
9:15 PM
@FEichinger YOU WILL GIVE YOUR FRIENDS DOTA2 RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN
 
@BenBrocka I'm fairly certain I don't even have 7 active friends without Dota 2.
 
I'm surprised they haven't just "gifted" DOTA2 to everyone on steam directly
It'd be far more efficient and less annoying
 
Now where'd be the fun in that?
 
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Q: survival mode people join and take everything

user48436I have Minecraft on Itouch in Survival mode - people join my world and take all my diamonds - gold - iron - how can I stop them

 
The whole "viral" thing is just silly in this case, since it's ridiculously easy to get a copy if you actually want one (or don't)
 
9:18 PM
I mean, we wouldn't have a bot with ALL DEM DOTAS! without this.
 
@kalina Yeh, that's what mine would look like, had I not given away all my others to the Dota 2 Dispenser.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz because Apple won't kill paid for products, like for example me.com
 
@FEichinger this is after me dumping like 15 copies on the dota2 dispenser
 
@kalina sigh
 
9:20 PM
AND gifting a copy to everybody on my friends list last christmas
 
I foresee a grim post-nuclear future where people trade DOTA2 invites as a form of currency
 
I literally have nothing new to do with them
 
@BenBrocka Luckily I have plenty of metal to convert into DOTA 2 invites.
 
@BenBrocka Look at the friggin Steam Market.
 
"Gimme 5 DOTA2s for a quarter", we'd say...
And I had a Headcrab on my belt, which was the style at the time
 
9:22 PM
I might just create a bunch of steam accounts and get a super high world #1 rating in dota 2
maybe then Valve will realise the errors of their ways
and don't get me started on my team fortress 2 items
 
@badp They didn't, they just changed the name for 99% of mobileme features. Also, they gave like a years notice, and most importantly, I'm not even talking purely about 'trust not to lose my data', so much as I'm talking about 'trust not to misuse my data', a category on which google does not score well.
 
a game I've never played
full of items from preorders
WILL TRADE DOTA2 AND TF2 ITEMS FOR REP
...
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz Okay. Not sure what kind of mischief they can do, though. As a person that hides very little from Google, most people grossly overestimate its power of targeted advertisement.
 
I just need a DOTA2 vouchers -> lollipops converter
 
@BenBrocka You have 81716600505 lollipops!
 
9:25 PM
@kalina sell them on the Steam market for actual £
 
@badp who really would actually buy DOTA2?
 
@badp They have pretty decent CTR so I don't really mind their apparent targeted advertising
 
@badp I just tend to give Google ALL MAH DATA and then open some random porn sites for the sake of it.
 
@kalina I think they're going for about one kopeck or some other funny sounding currency
 
@kalina A lot of people did, apparently.
 
9:26 PM
Google believes I browse the web in two languages, English and Spanish
My interests include: classic films, apparel, dance, film & tv production, offbeat, reggaeton, toyota
 
@GraceNote thanks for your assistance with my music library
 
@kalina CDDB used to be so important and useful.
 
well fuck I guess I don't speak English
 
@BenBrocka Yeah, they got that much right for me
"Male" based on websites you visit
"18-24" based on your Google Profile
wow, that's kind of sophisticated guessing
 
Huh I have no idea why it thinks my interests include "toyota"
 
9:29 PM
@BenBrocka "From your previous searches"
 
Especially with a few dozen searches around "Mercedes" in the last year
 
@BenBrocka Same here!
 
> Make-Up & Cosmetics
Seems legit
At least you can edit these
 
@BenBrocka I wanted to avoid mentioning "Women's clothing" is also on my list but...
 
Fiat was on there too, no Mercedes or Honda (the only brands I've ever owned)
 
9:31 PM
"Hygiene & Toiletries" is there too though.
I guess that's from maybe one video I watched about toilets in India? and my Netherlands misadventure, too.
 
"adventure games" is the only gaming related one, SEO is the only remotely programming/web design related one
 
On the other hand, visit the wrong webpage once
and you get ads for it for the next two weeks all over the goddamn place
like it happened for the Dutch New York Pizza website, or often Amazon
 
@badp Amazon is the worst.
 
It's like Google finds a piece of data it can make sense of and it goes all "OH MY GOD DATA! DATA! DATADATADATADATADATADATADATA! IMMA USE THIS DATA! WOO!"
 
9:34 PM
Amazon seems really bad at targeted advertising.
 
Click a random link, and for weeks you will be recommended the worst products.
 
@Wipqozn goddamn world height limits
 
I wonder if it'd grab better data if I had adblock off actually, that might be pretty significant come to think of it
 
@badp I chuckled. Good job.
Mount Roraima ( , also known as Tepuy Roraima and Cerro Roraima; ) is the highest of the Pakaraima chain of tepui plateau in South America. First described by the English explorer Sir Walter Raleigh in 1596, its summit area is defended by 400-metre-tall cliffs on all sides. The mountain includes the triple border point of Venezuela, Brazil and Guyana. Mount Roraima lies on the Guiana Shield in the southeastern corner of Venezuela's Canaima National Park forming the highest peak of Guyana's Highland Range. The tabletop mountains of the park are considered some of the oldest geological ...
 
Still, based on searches it should really be better
 
9:35 PM
@BenBrocka I don't have adblock, although I do block Flash
 
For instance, Amazon is currently trying to sell me: Projectors, Jock Straps, Toothpaste, and Sunglasses.
 
It should have stuff like "firearms" and "anime girls" and "explosives"
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@LessPop_MoreFizz At least it's not trying to sell you nipple covers.
 
@badp I don't think it uses flash
 
@badp It would if I pulled up the page for one.
 
9:36 PM
I block all plugins
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz I'll make sure I'll drop a link sometime next month.
 
I'm drowning in Firefly recommndations from Amazon.
 
no idea how I set it up
 
Is that a good sign or a bad sign?
 
but all plugins, they're blocked
Firefly is awesome
 
9:36 PM
@badp I've googled "pasties" at least once (don't asl) and it's not in my interests sections
 
go watch it
 
@kalina Do you seriously believe I didn't?
 
I'm a tortoise.
 
@BenBrocka No.
 
@FEichinger yes
 
9:37 PM
@kalina Well, you're dead wrong.
 
I haven't watched it. Firefly is terrible.
 
@Wipqozn wow
 
@FEichinger Amazon just takes the last thing I bought and offers me 50 more
 
@Wipqozn so are turtles
 
@Wipqozn You are dead to me, Sir. DEAD, I say!
 
9:37 PM
@FEichinger Good.
 
@BenBrocka Which is why it's trying to sell me MOAR FIREFLY ... I (finally) stocked up on my physical media recently. :P
 
Clearly since I bought one audio cable I really meant to buy several hundred of them and make an audio jungle in my basement
 
I don't know why, but this is a thing that exists.
 
I really don't need to see the contents of your My Pictures folder @badp
 
@BenBrocka Congratulations for making a legit use of the horrible "your My" sequence of words outside of Earthbound
 
9:40 PM
@FEichinger Don't worry, @Wipqozn also hates freedom and cake.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's @Fluttershy.
 
@badp I hadn't even thought of it since My Pictures is a noun itself
 
@OrigamiRobot he's Canadian, not American... Canadian's love freedom
 
@kalina Not @Wipqozn.
 
@BenBrocka That's what Eartbound tries to do too, but it really doesn't work.
 
9:41 PM
It was less stupid in Earthbound than it is in Windows
 
"This is your My Sanctuary location, but it now is mine."
ugh
or whatever the actual wording was
maybe they added numerals to actually make it a little less awful?
 
you keep saying "your" and "my", my brain keeps screaming "YOU'RE... YOU'RE..."
 
Just, for the record, @kalina: chat.stackexchange.com/…
 
@kalina "You're my"?
 
You're Sanctuary
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9:43 PM
@badp I don't know why you're googling "brad pitt steak nipples" either.
 
@badp yes, obviously "my" is followed by another word
 
No one knows why the @badp does what it does, it just does.
 
oh god
 
I always make typos in posts with pings
 
9:44 PM
POORLY EXECUTED ENGLISH WARNING
NEUROLOGICAL MELTDOWN IN 5... 4... 3...
 
Goodbye, United Kingdom. We hardly knew you're.
 
I only have 78gb of hard disk spare
this is a disaster
I need cake, it's the only way I will survive this misuse of "you're"
 
@kalina "Your cake!"
 
@kalina Sour Skittles
 
MY CAKE!
mmm sour skittles
 
9:46 PM
Your face is your cake.
 
no, skittles are a resolution for misusing "their/they're/there"
 
God, no, I can't.
 
also, how linked the evil teenage girl + skittles thing the other day
 
@FEichinger Weak
 
@badp No. It burns me from the inside, just like @kalina. It's in the blood!
 
9:47 PM
@kalina @SaintWacko did
2 days ago, by SaintWacko
@kalina @OrigamiRobot http://notalwaysright.com/the-lesser-of-teen-evils/9133
 
@FEichinger It's okay, we all know you typed there "Its" for a moment there
 
well that was a waste of effort
 
it's okay, it happens, don't let the shame burn you.
 
going through the history on my phone
 
9:48 PM
@OrigamiRobot worst father ever
 
srsly
 
I will have you know that teenage girls are not evil, teenage boys are
 
@badp I will hunt you down and horribly murder you. ò.ó
 
Just repeat with me, "Its all right. Theirs nothing wrong with a little typo. Just say to yourself your being ironical."
 
@FEichinger you say?
HMMM?
 
9:49 PM
@kalina Yes, .
 
@FEichinger Those....eyebrows!
 
@FEichinger Please take a number, I think it's still some banned guy's turn now
 
@BenBrocka jonny 5 is alive
 
@BenBrocka Stop making me want to change back to Canti!
 
@BenBrocka They're quite fancy, aren't they?
 
9:50 PM
You have 12 or so people ahead of you and 7 of them are kalina
 
@badp I would never inflict real life bodily harm on you
 
@kalina So you'd just hire somebody to do it indirectly
 
there would be a rather unstoppable assault on your sanity if we ever met though
 
I'd never hurt @badp either, I can't afford a plane ticket to Italy
 
@badp I'd do it. For free, even.
 
9:51 PM
@FEichinger Your cheap!
 
MY EYES MY EYES
HELP
 
I'll add you to my contact list
I might need some... jobs done
 
@badp Does @kalina wear contacts? Is that what's wrong with her?
 
@kalina I KNOW. HALP.
 
@OrigamiRobot She might be having trouble adjusting the focus off the "your"s
 
9:52 PM
@OrigamiRobot no my vision is fine, it's my sanity
seriously though
I type into google "best android apps"
find nothing "good"
pls2hlp
 
"might be having able adjusting"? Are you fucking kidding me?
 
@kalina What to you want apps to do
 
@kalina I use to wear glasses, but I lost them.
 
@FEichinger that was a honest brainfart, sorry
 
I don't know, just stuff
anything that's fun/useful
 
9:53 PM
usually a good start
 
I've killed these little girls like 10 times and they're still not giving me rare items
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@badp At this point, I just assumed that was on purpose.
@BenBrocka ... That's ... disturbing.
In every single way imaginable.
 
@FEichinger Nah, it doesn't get much worse than this
 
It's okay, they're just cloned little girls. Or something.
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz there aren't many pictures on that page
 
9:54 PM
@kalina Go Launcher
 
@kalina No, but there are lots of links to pictures.
 
@badp Thanks. I now know that my fingernails are indeed too sharp.
 
To be fair the post after that ends in "brohoof" so I guess I got served.
 
Ugh that's HALF of their items...
 
@BenBrocka ... This does not make it sound any better.
 
9:56 PM
-2
Q: How can i get Perfect Tens almost every time in Game Dev Tycoon?

Equi is sexyI have been getting unlucky lately with the ratings. I'm Mostly getting six's and sevens.

-1
Q: Older Highscore Boards

Ekonioni just have a little question and i hope some of you know. Does Anyone of you know, why the HighscoreBoards of older (and a few newer games, too) just allow three symbols as initials/name on the highscore board? Does it have technical-reason or is it just kinda random? Thanx in advance Ekonion

 
none of these look amazing
 
It's okay, they're assholes anyway
 
@kalina Ars Technica showcases Android apps ~weekly
 
@BenBrocka So ... just to sum that up: You got half the rare items out of assholes, yes?
 
No I got rare items by killing little girls, why is that so hard to understand
 
9:59 PM
This being their latest installment
 
Because it sounds creepy.
 
@kalina They're Android Apps, what do you expect?
:P
 
dancing ponies
 

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