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11:00 AM
am I sure of what?
 
Whatever. It's your problem.
 
the only way you would be able to use that password is by getting inside the building I work in
which would require my id card
which would require you to take my id card off me
 
coworkers?
 
and if some italian dude appears and asks me for my id card I'd laugh hysterically
 
getting into places is far too easy in most cases.
 
11:02 AM
@kalina Never say never!
 
@badp blah coworkers, most of the people I work with struggle with teh coffee machine
 
LOL
@kalina So they'd struggle understanding why they can't let that nice plumber in?
 
@kalina so it would be easier to get their ID card is what you mean? :P
 
After all, he just wants to unblock the toilet.
 
@badp getting their id card doesn't get you into the part of the building I work in
 
11:03 AM
There is a hedgehog trapped and otherwise it'll drown!
 
it's not like I have it written down on a post it note and stuck to my screen
 
Screwdriver, clipboard, right attitude. Gets you in anywhere.
 
@djsmiley2k That is awful! Get me a computer so I can activate the automated unclogging system
 
I didn't realise you underestimated me that much
 
Oh, internet drama ...
 
11:04 AM
@kalina No, you've just written it on the internet
 
@badp yes but nobody knows how to use the internet
 
(inb4 no lol my password was actually bl00d1p1dg30n$inm3t01737 and I made that one up just for you guys)
 
and let's be fair, without a company name, office location, my name, etc all I put on the internet was a string of letters and numbers
@badp I would never do this -.-
woo suggested edits \o/
I need 160, Raven needs 25
 
@kalina Who would have bloody pidgeons in their toilets?
 
who is going to win?
hmm
yes, I make a game out of everything
I suppose I should do some work
 
11:16 AM
@kalina :O
 
I know! Me doing... Work
And tonight I think I will attempt sleeping before midnight
 
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Q: How do you set Tasks in the Editor?

user28015I am creating a mission in the editor and I could not find any information about how Tasks are set in the editor. How do you define a task in the editor that the player can choose to complete and how do you set a marker for that Task that is visible?

 
@fredley DOESN'T WORK IN IE3
 
@badp that was your go to browser to make it fail?
 
11:26 AM
@fredley don't tempt me with things like this, I've only just gathered enough motivation to do something productive
 
@Blem Nothing works in IE3. I think it's from before the domain line in HTTP requests was a thing
I had to install IE4 on my Windows 95 virtual machine before I could browse websites in there
 
I obviously haven't ended up wearing enough of my food recently
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@Blem Blue team FTW
 
yea, but to much team killing
 
don't worry though, karma reset the balance by making my bottle of 7up explode all over me
now I look like I pee'd myself
A wild RavenDreamer appears, clears the suggested edit queue
-.-
 
11:40 AM
@kalina It's super effective!
 
Emergency P.O.N.I.E.S protocol established. Please use with extreme caution.

  EMERGENCY P.O.N.I.E.S PROTOCOL

Ponies Often Need Instant Extraction Surreptitiously
The results are visible in chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/1/sandbox
 
I am...minorly amused...as some of the spam/NAA things Gaming.SE gets.
 
In this guys case, however, he's probably 12.
 
Or you can directly evoke the function from your console.
 
11:53 AM
@tombull89 meh, it's good for flag count
 
@kalina true.
 
The script will automatically post one gif from that room's transcript. If you want to add some gifs, go ahead and post it in there
 
So. Many. EDITS!
 
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Q: What is a good choice of Pistol as a Sniper?

BlemI am playing Volt and recently replaced my starting melee and rifle with Dual Ether and Snipetron. What would be a good choice for Pistol to complement my choice of Rifle/Melee weapon?

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Q: What does snuggling the pig do?

OrigamiRobotIn the farm, there is a pig which I have the option of snuggling. Every time I do so, it just knocks me down and runs off into the woods. Is this all that ever happens? I just want to be friends.

 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone you must get so bored sometimes
 
11:54 AM
@Lazers I don't...what.
 
how do you come up with these things?
 
@kalina Oh, absolutely
 
.oO( today, I am going to make a pony script that reads from a stackexchange chat room to get a list of images )
.oO( today I am going to make twilight sparkle tell me to stop slacking whenever I slack... which I am doing right now )
 
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Q: Where to find information about a file format?

Camil StapsLet's say I found 'some' file (might be an executable, might be data, or something else) and want to run or read it. I open this file in a text editor, but the format isn't readable. Examples include: Java class, Windows executable, SQLite database, DLL, ... I do know the file format, if we can ...

 
@tombull89 IT'S AN IMPORTANT QUESTION
 
11:57 AM
@kalina Extraordinary boredom
 
i remember being bored at morrisons
 
Yup, it works
 
i wrote a till program on the back of a recipt
 
insert coin
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@Kikaimaru OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DOOooooooooo0000000OOOOOOoooo
 
12:06 PM
that was fun
:)
 
@tombull89 OH SHIT WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOMED
 
@Kikaimaru Oh crap
 

 Coin Slot

A place to play the cool Arqadian/Arqanoidian murder asteroid ...
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone thanks i was looking at some easter eggs response and they wrote that it only work in this room
 
this is me being all naive and stuff, but what does "insert coin" do?
 
12:12 PM
@kalina Why don't you try it?
 
yes try it!
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone I don't want to be the person that makes the world explode
 
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A: What Easter Eggs do the chat sites have?

Popular DemandMeta Stack Overflow/(any room): red tags Send a message consisting solely of [status-SOME_PLAINTEXT_STRING] and it will appear in chat like a moderator tag. Doing this as a reply to another message is okay, but other text or formatting will not work. Gaming/The Bridge: minigame Eggs.Asteroids...

 
@kalina How disappointing.
 
[status-SOME_PLAINTEXT_STRING]
:(
insert coin
 
12:15 PM
there we go :)
 
That was fun
<(?:"[^"]*"['"]*|'[^']*'['"]*|[^'">])+>
:(
 
I don't actually believe that did something
 
@fredley need to do that in a SO room.
 
@tombull89 The ones marked (any site) are lies
 
@fredley
 
12:19 PM
That feeling when a chat ping is in the same key as, and perfectly timed with your music
 
@fredley I turned off chat pings
 
Everyone ping @fredley
btw can you find out who star'ed something?
 
no
 
"you" being either me, someone else, or a mod.
 
Yes.
 
12:20 PM
cake
@djsmiley2k what I normally do is I assume it was @OrigamiRob
 
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
 
this means that I am correct 99% of the time
 
@kalina in this case, if it was scoot.... I'd prefer it burnt in hell.
 
@OrigamiRob What are you using to do that? A browser extension?
 
@fredley ಠ_ಠ
 
12:22 PM
@Origamirob
 
@fredley ಠ_ಠ
 
@OrigamiRib
 
@fredley no silly, he's an actual robot, its just some process running away in the background
 
@kalina A userscript
If you look around you should find it in the transcript here somewhere
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone you ruin all of my fun
ALL OF IT
because I'm lazy and you're bored, you should write me a script that repeats everything @badp says
 
12:23 PM
@kalina Well, Chrome runs extensions in separate processes, and userscripts could count as extensions, so you might be technically correct
@kalina Sure.
Is 12 enough gifs for the P.O.N.I.E.S. protocol?
 
no, we need millions
 
I think we need a separate chat room for ponies
 
@kalina You have write permission in the P.O.N.I.E.S. room. feel free to add your own
 
Are any pony gifs okay, or do they need to be ABANDON THREAD?
 
oh now I have write permission
 
12:26 PM
@tombull89 Eh, preferably something that derails the conversation
 
when I was bored enough to spend the rest of my week googling for images I didn't
now I've moved on
now I'm looking at graphics cards
 
Mah, I think it's enough
 
Meeeeeeeeeeeeh
 
I hope the room doesn't get deleted for inactivity
 
it will get frozen eventually
 
12:28 PM
Sure, but that's fine. I'm worried about the deletion part.
 
unless you keep appending pictures to it
which is a good idea
 
There's a minimum number of messages a room must have for that
 
you should do that
well, I can help with minimum number of messages
 
@kalina The script can only read from one page of transcript
 
well, I call that a design flaw
 
12:29 PM
So best to post them all today
 
DESIGN FLAW
my schedule today is taken up with "pretending to work" and "burning tags on superuser"
 
@kalina I'm lazy, m'kay.
 
I don't think I have time to find ponies
 
Meh, it's good. If 14 images isn't enough to derail a conversation then nothing short of timing out the room will
 
yes but the same 14 images over and over again results in stagnation and then people start responding with "OLD" or "zzzzz"
 
12:33 PM
This chat is missing some random animated gif
 
The gifs aren't meant to entertain. Emergency use only, remember.
 
I find myself in this situation again.
 
morning @OrigamiRob
 
Having to put on pants and go to work.
 
well you should do, going to work without pants is not a good idea
 
12:34 PM
@OrigamiRobot you can do as me, and contract some terrible disease and have to stay at home and sweat while not wearing any pants
 
having a pants conversation feels weird
 
@Blem No, I need to finish this project.
 
I'd forgotten just how large the GW2 download is
 
@kalina yes, pants are weird
 
First, I need to find motivation to finish this project.
 
12:35 PM
@OrigamiRobot Is "this project" -> "putting on pants"?
 
6.7 GB in the first 30% :/
 
@Blem well, I know what these guys mean, but whenever I type it my brain tries to snap me back to English
 
@badp Can you predownload the client before the free weekend?
 
@badp are you playing GW2 again?
 
12:35 PM
@YiJiang'sEvilClone yes and you should
@kalina free weekend
 
wait, free weekend this weekend?
 
@kalina yes.
 
you mean that I will be able to log in and see more than just me online?
and what do you mean by free weekend, the game is free to play
 
once you pay $60
 
yes but I paid that months ago
so its free to play
 
12:36 PM
user image
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@LessPop_MoreFizz Is this real life?
 
@OrigamiRobot or is this fantasy?
 
caught in the landslide?
 
No escape from reality.
 
open your eyes
 
12:37 PM
Look up to the sky and see.
 
@OrigamiRobot it concerns Westboro Baptist Church so I wouldn't doubt it
 
@OrigamiRobot Daily Mail, so who knows
 
@badp nobody else is fun enough to join in
@badp we are just unique
 
@kalina Just as well, I don't remember how it goes from there
 
@Blem Daily Mail + WBC == very low probability of truth or reality
@badp I'M JUST A POOR BOY
 
12:38 PM
@kalina I was going to join in but mobile typing is too slow. :(
 
"I'm just a poor boy, running for simpathy??? because as easy come easy go every day??? every no??????"
 
@fredley I need no sympathy...
 
@badp Terrible. You are now banned
 
I kept finishing a line and then seeing it up there. :/
 
I did say I don't remember that bit!
 
12:39 PM
@tombull89 Because I'm easy come, easy go
 
What's with people always deleting their account when they leave?
P.S. - Come back, @MarkTrapp
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@sterno rage.
 
@fredley A little high, little low.
 
2 hours ago, by tombull89
And here we seem to have stumbled across the lessor-spotted ragequit. Seems to be the minor kind where no self-vandalism is observed, but the ragequit is often threatened but rarely seen.
 
@Sterno I honestly don't know
 
12:40 PM
@tombull89 Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
@tombull89 Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me...
 
@TimStone What's the minimum number of messages a chat room needs so that it'll be frozen instead of deleted?
 
inb4 @fredley
 
@kalina :(
@kalina just killed a man
 
12:41 PM
@badp needs moar mama
 
@fredley I put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead?
 
@kalina, life had just begun
 
@fredley But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
 
@mana, oooooooooooh
 
@Sterno what? screw you I'm deleting my account!
YOU DARE STAR ME? deletes account
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12:43 PM
@badp cc: @LessPop_MoreFizz
 
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A: Minimum number of messages after which a Chat Room is never deleted?

Sha Wiz Dow ArdThe faq says: (under Will these rooms exist forever? section) Rooms will exist indefinitely, so long as there is at least one person actively talking in the room. A room is considered worth retaining if it has more than 15 messages by at least 2 users. This is what you are looking for - the...

Seems like PONIES is safe.
 
@YiJiang'sEvilClone You're welcome
(...one day I'll just delete it by hand. mwahahahahahahahahahahah)
 
I got pinned? goddamit
 
@kalina I didn't star you per se, you can't blame me.
 
oh look @OrigamiRob is awake, it's so obvious because I take up half of the star list
 
12:45 PM
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTZHI6TxD5A
some language might be considered NSFW
 
@badp I am blaming @OrigamiRobot, that's what we do around here
 
@kalina I'm always the last to find out this stuff, argh!
 
@LessPop_MoreFizz youtube.com/watch?v=KzvIuIW7FmE NSFW AT THE END
 
nevermind I can't see how a disabled creeper can actually do anything
 
12:47 PM
@kalina I'm pretty sure we blame @Wipqozn
 
@Sterno that's so 2012, in 2013 we blame @OrigamiRob
 
@kalina ಠ_ಠ
 
@kalina STOP MESSING WITH THE CLASSICS
 
@Sterno @Wipqozn began enjoying the attention too much
 
@kalina That's not true at all. I hated the attention. I'm not an attention whore at all.
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12:49 PM
I miss @gnomeslice.
 
@Wipqozn it's so easy to make such a comment and claim a straight face online -.-
 
He made trolling fun.
 
All in favour of unbanning GnomeSlice!
 
I am against it.
 
@Wipqozn fortunately your vote weight is 0.00000000000000001
 
12:51 PM
@kalina See? @Wipqozn is to blame.
 
yay, attention
I should go eat.
 
@Sterno this is stupid, I just broke a nail while trying to correct you
this is all @Wipqozn's fault
brb
 
@kalina @Wipqozn's vote counts that much?!?
 

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