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7:00 PM
I hope the brew is close enough.
 
Hello.
 
Hi.
 
How was the pool party?
 
Good.
Interesting loot. The kid also needs discipline.
 
7:01 PM
 
@KitFox Many children do these days.
And all days.
 
@Mahnax Mine could probably use more, but this kid was a little crazy.
 
@KitFox That sounds like a lot of kids in my town. Most of this town is far too rich, it's awful. Spoiled kids run amok.
 
@MattЭллен Why not? It is a fine question...
 
@Mahnax Well, you seem very well-behaved.
A credit to your parents.
 
7:03 PM
@KitFox Hmm interesting, but I'm not sure I find Neil's answer very convincing.
Dutch has only meself and such.
 
@KitFox Indeed.
 
@Cerberus Oh. well maybe it is then
 
crosses fingers that coffee is potable
 
prays to coffee gods for Kit's coffee to be potable
 
7:04 PM
Looks a little watery.
 
passes 8oz double latte to Kit
 
An important difference is that -self is often not obligatory: you can say you see you in the mirror.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Uh. Thanks, but I'm a black coffee kind of girl.
 
I only just realized that the awesome thing about Yakety Sax is you can have listened to it OVER 9000 times, and you'll only have wasted like three minutes.
 
@RegDwighт Repo, specifically, is not punny in this context that I can see; it's just how everyone says repository. The entire statement works as an allusion to the Adria Richards PyCon news (if you didn't already get that).
 
7:05 PM
@KitFox Do you like French press?
 
@MattЭллен Remember, people asking "why" don't mean "what made God decide to shape it so?", but rather "how did this happen, and what are the causes?".
 
Well, it's not the best pot I've ever brewed, but it will suit
 
I haven't had enough coffee. I kept reading potable as portable and thinking "why wouldn't it be?
 
@Cerberus why?
 
@aediaλ Phew. Thank goodness. Then I am happy to inform everyone that I got no less than 100% of that marvellous — what do I say, terrific! — joke.
 
7:06 PM
@Mahnax I have in the past. It's been awhile.
 
@RegDwighт Yay!
 
@MattЭллен Probably because cause and reason are often identical when it comes to argumentation.
 
@Cerberus are you sure?
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 saves for later
 
7:07 PM
Max Cherry: I'll bet, besides maybe an afro, you look exactly how you did at 29.
Jackie Brown: Well, my ass ain't the same.
Max Cherry: Bigger?
Jackie Brown: Yeah.
Max Cherry: Ain't nothin' wrong with that!
 
I'd take a piece of Pam Grier.
And honored to do so.
 
Feb 8 '11 at 13:13, by RegDwight
Melanie: That's Japan.
Feb 8 '11 at 13:14, by RegDwight
Louis: Uh, looks like... I can... It shows...
 
covers @Mahnax's eyes
 
Feb 8 '11 at 13:14, by RegDwight
Melanie: Wanna fuck?
Tweened at the most appropriate moment, for once.
 
7:09 PM
screeches
 
@MattЭллен Yes. "What caused you to reach this conclusion?" and "what reason did you apply to reach this conclusion" are the same. One uses the objective perspective, the other the subjective perspective; but they describe the same process.
 
@Cerberus Is it always like that?
 
It?
 
@Mahnax sorry my hands are cold.
 
@Cerberus yes
 
7:10 PM
?
 
I'm trying to decide if tonight is a good night for the boys to sleep over at Gramma's house.
Also, if I should take my contacts out.
 
How did the cardboard stuffing go?
 
I never did it. The cardboard is sitting on the floor mocking me. I can see it from here.
Only half the room is done.
 
@Cerberus It. The Moselfranconian word for "woman".
 
Then definitely take your contacts out. mocking cardboard is not a sight anyone should see
 
7:12 PM
I thought you spoke Moselfranconian?
 
@MattЭллен Then I have to put my glasses on.
Which means I'll be able to see better.
 
Men always make passes at women who wear glasses
or something
 
Nah, it's the other...oh.
 
One more line for a haiku.
 
7:13 PM
> "In order to know how good you are at something requires exactly the same skills as it does to be good at that thing in the first place, which means that if you're absolutely no good at something at all then you lack exactly the skills which you need to know that you're no good at it. Which explains most of Hollywood and almost the entirety of Fox News." -- John Cleese
 
Yeah, I guess I am trying to look attractive today.
And failing miserably.
 
Seven, or maybe eight
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yeah whachacall it. Not the Dilbert effect, the other related effect.
 
Aluminium. (British pron.)
 
7:13 PM
I smell and taste like chlorine.
 
British pron?
 
@RegDwighт the Peter principle?
 
I read just yesterday that British women have the largests breasts in Europe.
 
@RegDwighт Dunning Krueger.
 
7:14 PM
Followed by the Danish, then Cerberus.
I mean, the Dutch.
 
moves to Britain
 
Glasses are always better for me, especially doing house stuff because I always immediately get something dusty and painful in the contacts.
 
Cerberus has the third largest breasts in Europe!
this is something I did not imagine
 
@MattЭллен yes, is that the complete name? That's the exact term I had in mind, but I wasn't sure if I was missing a word.
 
Who am I kidding? I'm not a breast girl. I'm an ass girl.
 
7:15 PM
@RegDwighт I'm pretty sure that's it
 
@MattЭллен NSFL.
Cannot unsee.
 
@KitFox donkey haute, eh?
 
@MattЭллен I thought the Peter Principle was when Peter was promoted until he could no longer function properly in his job
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Just like that.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yes.
 
7:16 PM
The Peter Principle is a proposition that states that the members of an organization where promotion is based on achievement, success, and merit, will eventually be promoted beyond their level of ability. The principle is commonly phrased, "Employees tend to rise to their level of incompetence." In more formal parlance, the effect could be stated as: employees tend to be given more authority until they cannot continue to work competently. It was formulated by Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull in their 1969 book The Peter Principle, a humorous treatise, which also introduced the "salutary ...
 
Saltpeter that slug.
 
@KitFox yeah that's another one. Everyone has a different name for the same effect.
 
It's Dunning-Krueger, like I said. That's what @Reg is looking for.
 
I suggest this principle be called the Reg Principle.
Easier to remember.
 
What about the Victoria Principal?
 
7:16 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes, sorry I didn't read your extract, just the mention of the Dilbert Principle made me think of the Peter Principle
 
Victoria sucks secrets in hell.
 
The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes. Actual competence may weaken self-confidence, as competent individuals may falsely assume that others have an equivalent understanding. David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University conclude, "the miscalibration of the incompetent stems from an error about the self, whereas the miscalibration of the highly compete...
 
yours describes the Dunning Kruger effect, like Kit said
 
I thought it was umlautted.
 
See, I told you Reg was easier to remember.
 
7:17 PM
Rëg?
 
Yës?
 
Krueger.
I guess I will have to unsexify. brb
 
Apr 1 '11 at 12:23, by RegDwight
That's Mike Krüger.
 
I knew someone would post that.
Nobody knew I would post mine.
I win.
AGAIN!
 
I totally knew it. Just like last time.
 
That looks like a progress icon that froze.
 
Hey, I thought we weren't going to post pictures of me in chat.
falls asleep mid-sip
 
7:22 PM
watch out! the mug is slipping!
 
wakes up
 
tries to remember who she is
 
7:23 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 who?
 
@MattЭллен I was wondering if someone beat me to it
 
giggles
 
Six minutes, then I'm waking the small one.
 
7:24 PM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I do love Questionable Content :D
 
Me too.
In Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, one of Wolverine's stock phrases is "Don't worry, chicks love scars."
 
is it true?
 
Yeah.
 
I thought chicks loved cars
 
Some do.
Depends on the chick and the car.
 
7:28 PM
mutating so that bone claws fire out of my hands seems a little bit of a long way to go to get chicks
 
Cars don't love chicks though. At least not Bumblebee.
 
Well, can you blame him?
 
I missed the second movie but then I watched the third one on Netflix and it was the worst thing ever.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 there it is. Yolo. Just the other week someone in my office brought it up as the latest and greatest teen slang.
 
I wished I could have those hours of my life back.
 
7:29 PM
@MattЭллен Well, and then your regen factor would prevent you from getting scars, so I'd suggest just the muttonchops and sexy voice.
 
eventually, when they grow into chickens, they will provide eggs. what's not to love?
@KitFox doable! well, 50% at least :D
 
Get eggs, acquire chicks!
 
I only got milk.
 
@MattЭллен Yeah, good point. Might as well skip the muttonchops anyway.
Time to get the boy up and head down to Gramma's for dinner.
Later, my peeps.
 
7:31 PM
Don't forget to be careful with your picnic basket and check for wolves!
 
nods
 
@RegDwighт As David Mitchell said, people don't say "yolo" when they want to do something incredible with their lives, they say it when they're about to do something really stupid.
 
I've never heard anyone actually say it, so for all I know that could be the whole point and David Mitchell just whooshed himself.
 
I found yours, you found mine, I can't wait / baby / I-I-I can't wait
 
@RegDwighт Really?
 
7:46 PM
Yes, really.
 
Funny.
 
The pronoun for men is "he", the pronoun for women is "it".
 
He is correct, but it is not a word.
 
"It has two children." is inexceptional.
 
7:47 PM
man 1 hour more to go.
 
And also unexceptionable?
 
@Cerberus I will tell you for three hundred dollars.
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Puket imo, nasty place
 
I don't have dollars. I do have 0.1 bitcoins!
 
and am running of things to do at work. :/
above that am going hungry. but If I eat today, I will never be able to go running.
 
7:48 PM
@Cerberus oh noes!
 
@Cerberus Then you shall remain dumb with no knowledge on the subject!
 
any1 else around there at work waiting for the clock to strike 5?
 
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 It's not so bad.
 
Hello. It's 21:48 here, so I'll be waiting a long time...
 
7:48 PM
14:48 here.
 
That's early.
 
05:00 is earlier!
 
14:48 sounds like central time
 
True!
 
I've been found out!
 
7:50 PM
wait till the knock on your door buddy.
;)
knock knock
 
O bitcoin, fickle Mistress, why stabilisest thou not?
 
ah! i ain't usually like this. don't wait till 5 to get outta here but today, guess don't have anymore energy left.
 
Have you tried standing on your head?
 
in my cubicle?
 
And make sure to post a recording.
 
7:52 PM
actually....that sounds like a challenge.
 
@camelbrush I'm not your buddy, pal
@Cerb, do you like Depeche Mode?
 
sure thing 'pal'!
 
Uhh I think that is a band?
@camelbrush Great!
 
@Cerberus yessir
 
Looking forward to your link.
 
darn! thanks for letting me know i am a chicken who can't snap myself doing headstand in office area
:/
 
I feel like chicken tonight.
 
like as in dinner?
 
no, as in dinner guest
 
would it be cannibalism if I say I feel like eating cornbread today. just this very once and start off with gym tomorrow instead!
 

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