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@BenBrocka How about horror?

@BenBrocka Anime

Grace Note

Who here knows their blood type? Don't need to say what it is, just whether or not you know at all.

9:02 PM

I do

Lazers

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Q: How do I get more Tickets?

I was told that tickets are a pretty rare item in-game, and to be careful how I spent them. I haven't really earned more since the beginning of the game. Wairobot will sell me them, but they cost real-world money, and I don't really want to spend real money. Is there any other way to get tick...

dream-house-days

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Q: Why do I need friends?

This game gives you the option to make friends by entering the ID they used when starting the game. Why do I want to make friends? How does that help me?

dream-house-days

@GraceNote Stop trying to steal my blood

@GraceNote Nope.

1 hour ago, by jmfsg

@OrigamiRobot it's kinda like vampires not being able to enter your house unless you invite them in

MODS ARE VAMPIRES PASS IT ON

@badp Off topic on Anime, there's no tentacles involved. Yet

Tim Stone

9:04 PM

@badp I'm still waiting for my name to go green when they implement a half-diamond role specifically for me.

Actually I suppose it should be the same red as my gravatar, since I enjoy consistency.

Now to compulsively refresh my email to see if Google ships it in the space between seconds.

@GraceNote i DON'T

Grace Note

Hum

@GraceNote My blood's red. Does that count?

Grace Note

Well, you have blood consistent with a large number of mammals, then.

9:10 PM

@GraceNote i do

I also know the blood type of my son, my wife, my sister, and my mother

I like blood

7 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

MODS ARE VAMPIRES PASS IT ON

I'm famous!

@OrigamiRobot oH?

1 min ago, by jmfsg

7 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

MODS ARE VAMPIRES PASS IT ON

What he's referring to.

@Ullallulloo aH

@SaintWacko yOUR cAPS aRE wEIRD.

9:14 PM

DOUBLE FAMOUS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY

Do I really need to pay 1 dollar every time I want to play MvM?

@Ullallulloo I'm using capslock to write assembly, and I keep forgetting to disable it when I tab back here -.-

@jmfsg Only if you want prizes for winning.

@Ullallulloo do those prizes come in the form of blood?

@jmfsg Yes.

9:17 PM

awesome

@AshleyNunn We will share friend codes, or whatever they're called, and we will see what being friends does.

user15026

@fbueckert Science!

user15026

@fbueckert I am Araleith.

@AshleyNunn Where do you type that in?

@fbueckert :O

9:22 PM

oh my

Man, you guys have dirty minds.

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user15026

@fbueckert System > Friends > Find a Friend and then you need my ID, not my name.

user15026

My id is 582,923,176

9:37 PM

Did I mention thunderstorms are bullshit?

because thunderstorms are bullshit

@AshleyNunn weee friend codes

user15026

@BenBrocka Yeah, yeah, yeah. :P

@jmfsg wait what?

@badp Snowstorms.

Yes, this US Senator just said games are a bigger problem than guns

9:43 PM

Attention whore

That is all

> I think video games is a bigger problem than guns, because video games affect people.

@fbueckert Snowstorms would aid stealth I suppose

What does that even mean? What a shitbag

I think earwax is a bigger problem than guns, because earwax affects people.

There is no amendment protecting earwax, ergo we should ban it

@BenBrocka He's basically pandering to the current trend. Like every other politician who doesn't have morals.

The TSA will now inspect your ears at the gate

@fbueckert You should still have to say things that make SENSE. I mean, lying is one thing. But when you're just spouting word salads like that they should take away your job

9:46 PM

@BenBrocka The Internet has turned most senators into drooling idiots.

I mean, seriously. They say things like, "I don't understand the Internet, but I want to heavily tax it to ensure it gets used properly."

user15026

@BenBrocka Isn't that the whole point of politicians though?

America won't really change until the boomers+ die

Soooo 30 years. Hope we make it that long

@tiddy That's always been my best friend's point. Video games will be a "problem" until those of us that grew up playing video games become the leading politicians. Then the problem will disappear.

Boomers are already retiring, so probably not quite that long

We do desperately need younger blood in there though

@JasonBerkan Remember when rock and/or roll turned us all into drug addicts and rap music made us shoot all those cops? Those were great times

Retiring?

Not politicians, and voting isn't job dependent

9:51 PM

As in reaching the age of retirement

@BenBrocka Exactly.

They still vote

and people their age still run

I literally mean, all of them are dead and so are the people that voted for them

Good news, that will also kill Fox News

@tiddy it CAN'T HAPPEN SOON ENOUGH

Bah

Hometime

Mad Scientist

The US attitude to guns is pretty much incomprehensible to most Europeans, not to speak of the stuff the NRA says.

Too bad gullibility isn't age dependent.

9:54 PM

The only problem I have is that people are surprised that "crowdsourcing" public security through widespread gun ownership tends to land guns into the wrongest hands

The world is only going to get more dangerous, and I don't need this congress when shit hits the fan

Wipqozn

@MadScientist And Canadians.

@MadScientist Making this comparison isn't really fair. The entire cultural attitude is different.

It's mostly the surprise and the shock and the horror and the crying and the need to find a monster in videogames

Afternoon, Bridge.

9:55 PM

Truthfully, I don't know where I come down on guns

user15026

@Fluttershy Afternoon!

I'm thinking about buying one

Firearms are a serious problem.

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And until they come out with an equivalent non-lethal alternative, I'll probably get one

@RedRiderX YES IT'S POLITICS IN THE BRIDGE AGAIN LET ME GET MY POPCORN

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9:59 PM

@badp It's mostly just "herp derp kids these days and their [new form of media]. We didn't have [new form of media] when I was a kid AND WE LIKED IT"

user15026

@StrixVaria Can I have popcorn too?

@AshleyNunn Yes. It's one thing that I can actually make.

@StrixVaria Ramen?

user15026

@StrixVaria Yay!

And I don't mean the microwave kind.

RedRiderX

10:00 PM

@StrixVaria This isn't politics it's mostly just derp.

@OrigamiRobot Boiling water is too much work.

user15026

@StrixVaria Ooh, even better!

@StrixVaria A sandwich?

@OrigamiRobot So many ingredients to get out and put away.

@StrixVaria Bread, peanut butter, done.

10:05 PM

@OrigamiRobot You forgot jelly. Or banana.

Or nutella.

@Fluttershy Gross, and sometimes.

Bananas are a pain.

user15026

@Fluttershy Jelly is weird. I like banana, though, and/or nutella.

@AshleyNunn If by "weird" you mean "delicious", then I agree.

user15026

@Fluttershy I hated jelly as a kid. I am starting to like it now, especially on pancakes.

Q: What is this blank quest for?

@AshleyNunn That sounds like an unusual combination...

Lazers

10:09 PM

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The item with the bronze star. It showed up when the Frost and Fire update went live. I've logged in and out, map changed etc but nothing seems to update it. Is this a quest yet to be announced or is this a bug?

guild-wars-2

@AshleyNunn DONT. EVEN. START.

user15026

@Fluttershy It is yummy. Especially on pancakes made without milk, as they have a different texture, and for some reason, jelly goes better there.

sigh. It's my fault if AirPrint doesn't work across wifi repeaters. It's my fault if the wifi repeater itself occasionally needs rebooting. It's my fault if this means I want to use different network names for my wifi and my wifi repeater. It's my fault if his iPad runs very slowly. It's... just my fault.

Kids, don't get a degree in anything computer related, it's not worth it

If politics can't inflame The Bridge in hellish arguments, jelly and pancakes just might

@Fluttershy I've still never tasted this.

10:20 PM

@StrixVaria Nutella + graham crackers is pretty awesome

@StrixVaria You should get on that. =3 It is delicious.

@BenBrocka Nutella + spoon is pretty awesome.

My wife eats it out of the jar faster than the kids do on their sandwiches.

user15026

@JasonBerkan Thats because it is delicious.

user15026

Also, nutella is also good on pancakes.

14 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn DONT. EVEN. START.

user15026

10:24 PM

@OrigamiRobot Pancaaaaaaakes

@OrigamiRobot What does a robot know about pancakes, anyway?

That's fine

40 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

14 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn DONT. EVEN. START.

user15026

Dang, now I want pancakes. Although I don't have anything fun to put on them.

Put @OrigamiRobot's tears on them

@AshleyNunn YOU'RE STILL STARTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

user15026

10:26 PM

@OrigamiRobot I CANT HELP I LIKE PANCAKES WHO ARE YOU TO SEPARATE ME FROM MY PANCAKE LOVE

@AshleyNunn Fun fact: @OrigamiRob loves pancakes, and hates anything that one would put on them.

@Fluttershy ಠ_ಠ

user15026

@Fluttershy I do not like plain pancakes. Hmmmm...I have peach fruit cups. I could make those into a quick fruit syrup.

Go sleep, Mark of the Ninja, you're drunk

@AshleyNunn Pancakes are fine, but the only thing you are allowed to put on them is syrup.

10:27 PM

It consumes 30% of the CPU while minimized. I don't know why

user15026

@OrigamiRobot fruit syrup counts then, because it has the word syrup in it!

@AshleyNunn If you're a heathen.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot MAYBE I AM

OBVIOUSLY

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp is right. I am gud at pinning things.

10:30 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz You missed my rampage. @badp let me loose longer than you did.

@OrigamiRobot I still hate you for that.

@Fluttershy It's not my fault.

@OrigamiRobot You're the one that pulled the trigger.

@badp It's probably just still running

@Fluttershy No, @badp is.

LessPop_MoreFizz

10:32 PM

thelocal.de/society/20130130-47639.html#.UQmfcr80WSp

He's watching you. Closing the tab won't help you now.

user15026

@BenBrocka That is creepifying