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5:00 AM
@WesleyDavid Oh, by the way, this is genius.
 
@voretaq7 Anyway, why go through all that trouble when you can just compromise one of those sketchy reloadable debit card providers?
 
@MikeyB Haha I was going to paste that too :p
 
@MichaelHampton Why go through all that trouble when you can just go here:
@NeedADebitCard
Please quit posting pictures of your debit cards, people.
99 tweets, 11.7k followers, following 0 users
 
@voretaq7 Because 11,000 other people already are, not to mention the Secret Service, VISA/MC, etc.
 
5:03 AM
here we go
the other people were at least covering some numbers
@Dynamomagician Like my new personalised bank card? :-) http://t.co/ZmAg9VZH
 
Additionally, professionals generally use grammar, punctuation and make their written communications readable, rather giving off the impression that they might be a tween grl txtng hr BFFs, lol — HopelessN00b 25 secs ago
 
that brainchild posted the whole image, including expiration date and name. And I'm assuming he's one of the dudes in the poster.
@HopelessN00b zot
there's no need to give him an English lesson, he already got a thorough enough lecture.
 
@voretaq7 wut? That was nice. And information he sorely needed.
 
@HopelessN00b information he sorely needs, yes (especially if he wants someone like me to hire him). Nice? borderline, but closer to the no side than the yes :)
(if you had said "txting IDK her BFF Jill" it would have been clearly over the line - but marginally funnier :)
 
I still remember the one about the "Sister printer"...
 
5:06 AM
@voretaq7 Oh, come on. I went out of my way to say he was just giving off the impression he might be a tween girl, rather than implying or saying it. How much nicer can you expect? :p
@MichaelHampton Heh, yeah, that one still makes me chuckle too.
 
@HopelessN00b much :)
 
Can't you undelete a comment? :)
 
We're being too mean to the clueless users when I have to start throwing hour/day-long locks on stuff to keep them from getting beat up too badly...
10
 
Yes, yes, listen to the smart porcupine!
 
@voretaq7 There's a twitter feed dedicated to people who do dumb shit like that
 
5:08 AM
@MarkHenderson I just posted it before :)
 
@voretaq7 So you did, nvm
 
@voretaq7 Well, the problem here is, SOMEBODY decided to end the Summer of Love.
 
where do you think I got that credit card (and this swell new motorcycle!)? :-)
The folks at the STD clinic insisted.
It's the winter of safe sex now.
 
I am NOT having sex, safe or otherwise, with a clueless user!
 
^ pNSFW ^
 
5:09 AM
@MichaelHampton Shuddup, unless you want a Winter of Love, resulting a Canadian boot up your ass. :p
 
actually... definitely not safe for USA workplaces - she says "Fuck". ::GASP IN HORROR::
 
Damn, I can smell pot from somewhere in the neighborhood, but I can't see the source... that's some ridiculously strong stuff that some bastard isn't sharing.
 
@HopelessN00b megaphone.
 
@voretaq7 Announcing the neighborhood's illegal drug use over a loud speaker sounds like a great way to make into the Darwin Awards, though.
 
@HopelessN00b "to whomever has the good ganja -- PUFF PUFF PASS MOTHERFUCKER!"
 
5:20 AM
I just realized something, you tossers.
 
hmm, that should probably be a who, not a whom. 00:30 English Fail...
 
VMware's appliance's name comes with SPACES in the name: "VMware vCenter Server Appliance"
 
@MikeyB Well VMWare is wiping its ass with the RFCs, lighting them on fire, and pissing on them to put it out. Whaddya want from me? :P
 
@MikeyB Every one of their OVFs does I think.
 
I inflict!
 
5:36 AM
Collaborative editing can quickly become a textual rap battle fought with increasingly convoluted invocations of U+202a to U+202e.
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@StackExchange snerk
bedtime for MeanMrMod
::FLEE::
 
Pfft. It's early.
...And how would I do that? — user1710563 4 hours ago
And then there's the people who refuse to even figure out what options are available for the tools they're using.
 
5:53 AM
... He mispelled the backwords
 
6:04 AM
@JourneymanGeek ?
 
@StackExchange ‮‪Oh that bastard is great :)
‮What happens is you type backwards now?
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"WHAT THE HELL?" Should be spelled "?LLEH EHT TAHW"
He spelled EHT as ETH
I'm dyslexic, it gives me amazing powers like laser vision reading backwords
 
Heh, nice.
 
@ShaneMadden Fo sho. Bye, Kim!
 
I swear I'm going to throttle whomever developed this awful vSphere CLI… serverfault.com/q/450736/2101
 
6:15 AM
@MikeyB Gentle encouragement to use the HTTP APIs via terrible CLI.
 
‪‮ByekiM yb oga syad563 - sator arepo tenet opera rotas
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Please, someone star that :)
 
mention stars, get a star....
 
@Adrian Well, I wanted to see how it looked on the wall.
 
6:50 AM
@JourneymanGeek ‮WHAT THE HELL?
 
see the xkcd comic ;p
 
no no
Its mispelled!
 
g'morning chaps
Lync Server associates locations, also known as civic addresses, with the following network components:

Ports
Switches
Subnets
Wireless Access Points (WiFi)
I get subnets and wireless (looking for bssid mac), but how the hell does a Lync client know which port it's on? Does Lync use LLDP or CDP?
 
7:23 AM
Good question. I'll be able to answer that around Q2 of 2014, when I set up a Ltnc server for my current employer. :)
 
7:34 AM
yeah well it uses LLDP
so I guess it highly depends on a switch sending out correct info
 
@pauska Ah yes, I know it well.
LLDP may refer to: *Link Layer Discovery Protocol * In medicine, Left Lateral Decubitus Position, lying on the left side of the body
The Left Lateral Decubitus Position. Good stuff.
 
btw, you don't have any experience troubleshooting WMI on windows?
we're having a really really really bad time on our terminal servers.. group policy service crashing, user profile service crashing etc
and a ton of wmi errors
 
G'day
 
@pauska Depends what you mean by "troubleshooting." We default to "reinstall [problem]," which is about as far as I cared to go, after Googleshooting what PoS component to reinstall. We probably end up having to do that for a couple machines a week, on account of McAfee.
 
reinstalling the terminal servers from scratch is very very very very low on the list of potential solutions here
it means a ton of work
 
7:43 AM
Doesn't sound like it would be the same for your case with the terminal servers and all. I think it mostly affects auto-updates for AV and SCCM.
 
no this all happened after the latest vmware tools install
vmware has a kb up saying that they are looking into the matter
 
@pauska OH, no, it's some faulting component in Windows, for us at least... lemme see if I can dig it up.
 
since it's only been, what, 5 months since 5.1 came out
wmidiag shows a bit more than one component failing
this can't be right.. it shows every single namespace as not connectable
 
@pauska Oh, that. Yeah, it's causing us problems too. We just reboot, on account of our RDS server only being used by half a dozen people for some iSeries PoS. Sorry. :(
 
even the root
gah :(
These servers hold like 60 users each
rebooting them several times a day is not really great
 
7:45 AM
Ugh. Downgrade VMTools?
 
G'day
@HopelessN00b that's what I'd look to do too
oh I already said g'day ... going to be one of them ...:(
 
@Iain I suggested it for us (dunno if it'd even work, honestly) but the suits preferred rebooting the VM anytime users complained instead. Weird.
@Iain Tell me about it. 02:48, and I'm still inventorying and unfucking access points. sigh
 
if installing it causes more problems than not installing it then dike it out is a definate solution
if in doubt dike it out
 
@Iain Pretty sure I wouldn't want to run a TS/RDS server without VMTools, though.
 
7:49 AM
this is what got me really worried
look at the list of cim's being down..
and now that I looked a bit harder at it, these vm's are actually running the 5.0 tools
which shouldnt create this problem
 
ah ! :(
can you disable tools it and see if the problem goes away ?
 
@pauska Oh, nasty. That looks very ungood.
 
disabling tools removes the network driver etc
 
Meh, just tell the boss that networks are overrated. :)
Oh, FFS.... I'm never gonna get this place sorted out.
line vty 0 4
privilege level 15
transport input telnet
<facepalm>
...and not even the courtesy to standardize their misconfigurations...
 
I only run Linux VMs and they don't need tools installing
 
7:56 AM
@Iain Well, only if you never use a GUI on them, I suppose... Windows VMs don't have that luxury, especially for roles like RDS.
 
yeah
 
When I run memcached, nothing happens. Where are the angels singing in a heavenly chorus?
 
@Iain not using any kind of tools is kind of awkward.. you'll have to log in to each and every system and shutdown manually etc if you need to do mass shutdown/reboots
 
@pauska I install them on my VMs for that reason but they work perfectly well without them
 
@Iain yeah modern linux kernels have built in network and memory drivers
I just use open vm tools on *nix.. never needs updating
 
8:19 AM
Winmgmt /salvagerepository fixed wmi so far
no idea how this happens time after time though
 
 
2 hours later…
9:53 AM
@dan @robm - Managed to replicate that beeping NIC issue.
It's true. A short, dog-whistle level whine from the motherboard that coincides with the activity light on the on-board NIC. Only happens when the machine is in standby, but could just be being drowned out by the system.
Tellingly, unplugging the LAN cable stops it, but only after a long, 3 second verison of the same whine. Dodgy capacitor is my guess.
 
Dan
Haha, weird
 
Dan
10:12 AM
What is a cookie?
> A cookie is a text file that typically holds a website name and a user ID
> It can send information back to a site about how many times you have visited
> The website can then tailor the information it displays to you on the website.
> The more advanced cookies can base this on your preferences
What the fuck?
 
10:54 AM
@dan Well it's kind of vaguely truthy, but seems to have suffered a severe bout of chinese whispers.
 
Dan
@SmallClanger I disagree, I don't think it's even vaguely truthful. Cookies are inert, they don't do anythinfg
 
True, it's entirely useless for anyone who doesn't know what they are. It does imply some sort of active functionality. It's like someone tried so hard to de-jargon a genuine description without any understanding of their own.
 
Dan
11:14 AM
We need more Citrix questions on SF, I may be able to get some rep then
 
Heh. I just need easier question which do not get migrated to SU or SO
 
Dan
@Hennes You're nearly at 10k on SU!
 
posted on November 21, 2012 by Wesley David

I started out the 2012 RedHat Study Buddy Group with the best of intentions. I really did. And then, life happens. Or maybe that’s my excuse. The short story, is that my personal development in this endeavor has halted in the last three weeks, thus I have not posted anything about it. TL;DR I’m lame Okay, Maybe There’s More to It A few rush projects for a client got in the

 
11:30 AM
Aye
And I might just get more
And yet another ..... migrated from serverfault.com 20 hours ago...
 
12:13 PM
(yes, SU, not SF question). But an interesting one
 
Dan
I think you're right
No 32 bit app will ever be able to utilise all the RAM
VirtualBox is 32 bit, so, yeah
I don't know why you'd ever run an x86 hypervisor
 
Legacy reasons.
 
1:01 PM
@SmallClanger that sounds like it would be annoying
 
@RobM It is for the guy sat next to it. Me, I was wondering if I could generate the right network traffic to that machine to make it play a tune...
 
heh... I'm sure they'd appreciate that
 
1:48 PM
@Dan Eh? A 32-bit hypervisor (or VirtualBox in this case) can handle 64-bit guests.
@pauska cssh / pssh for the win!
 
Dan
@MikeyB I appreciate that
 
@MikeyB ???
 
Dan
But it hasn't got access to all the machines resources, has it? Unless I'm misunderstanding something fundemental
And there's no advantage to a 32 bit hypervisor
 
@Dan It will have access to the entire machine's resources, yes.
 
Dan
@MikeyB How?
(Serious question by the way, I know little of VirtualBox
 
1:51 PM
@pauska Although I suppose those are "tools". (clusterssh, pssh — parallel ssh program)
@Dan You can manage the virtual address space of VMs without needing to map the entirety of RAM into your address space. Same way that a 32-bit kernel can use more than 4GB of RAM.
 
Dan
@MikeyB But I thought VirtualBox was Type 2 and would be stuck with normal 32 bit addressing?
 
@MikeyB so, instead of letting the hypervisor shut down vm's gracefully via vmware tools (or <hypervisor>tools) when there is an emergency (like power failure) you'd rather 1. Install some third party monitoring software, 2. Write a wrapper that reads alerts from the monitoring service and 3. then initiate vm shutdowns?
I DUN SEE POINT
same with start up after failure aswell. Do you power on all your vm's at the same time? I/O storms are not funny
with the tools installed you can at least make sure that you don't have more than X number of VM's starting up at the same time pre-tools-init
 
@pauska Oh, apparently I didn't read far back enough in that conversation. scrolls up. Oh yeah, definitely install VMware (or generic) tools into your VMs. That way you can communicate with guests. Although I really don't get why vSphere can't send an ACPI Power Off without the tools.
 
Dan
@Iain What am I looking for on there?
 
2:01 PM
I think the point he was making is that the VirtualBox GUI can only assign the amount of RAM that the OS can "see". So, yes, a 64-bit guest may be able to use all 8GB of RAM if they so wanted but the GUI won't let you assign the memory to the machine.
 
@Dan Magic hardware virtualization support.
@tombull89 Yeah, you can't assign more memory than you actually have on your box.
 
Dan
@MikeyB Yeah, I know about that, but does that handle memory addressing too?
I fear we're having two different conversations here
 
@Dan 32-bit hosts can definitely see more than 4GB of memory. It just can't all be mapped into a single 32-bit address space at the same time.
 
Dan
@MikeyB Fair enough - so he should be able to map as much memory ashe likes running on 32bit Ubuntu?
T o be honest, Type 2 stuff isn't really my thing beyond labbing with VMware Workstation
 
@Dan Yeah. As long as his hardware has VT-x support enabled.
Oh gods… for some reason this bring back memories of my OS class in University. You know what's fucked up? Working on an OS where kernel space and user space have different endianness.
 
Dan
2:07 PM
@MikeyB What does VT-x add? Shouldn't he be able to assign what he likes to a 32bit guest, too?
 
@Dan VT-x adds hardware support for virtualization. Makes things run faster and enables optimal 64-bit guest support.
 
So.. I'm at the StackExchange London office.
 
Dan
@MikeyB YEah I get that, but how does it help the memory mapping thing
@TomO'Connor Didn't even know they had one. Or are you it?
 
@Dan I'm at it
it's new.. Very new.
 
Dan
@TomO'Connor Is it posh?
Can I come work there?
 
2:09 PM
It's lovely.
 
@Dan Without it it'll have to be managed by VirtualBox itself - I don't know the exact mechanism but it'll probably need to add an extra level of page table lookups (PAE) and handle page faults itself.
 
Dan
@MikeyB Okay, I'm with you
So VT-x will help manage RAM, too, then?
 
Dan
@TomO'Connor The man at the back doesn't look happy with the idea of the photo
So, what're you upto?
 
@Dan he was unaware.
@Dan network build. when the stuff arrives.
 
Dan
2:12 PM
Tell him to cheer up
@TomO'Connor Oh, awesome, congrats
 
@Dan He's probably very upset about having to use a childrens tool for work
 
Dan
@pauska :D
 
@TomO'Connor wut. employed or temp hired in? just clients or servers aswell?
 
@pauska Contract.
 
@Dan Yep. Oh and:
> VirtualBox's 64-bit guest support (added with version 2.0) and multiprocessing (SMP, added with version 3.0) both require hardware virtualization to be enabled. (This is not much of a limitation since the vast majority of today's 64-bit and multicore CPUs ship with hardware virtualization anyway; the exceptions to this rule are e.g. older Intel Celeron and AMD Opteron CPUs.)
 
Dan
2:15 PM
@MikeyB Yeah, like I say, RAM was my only query. I understand the VT-x requirement from an architecture point of view
 
@Dan I suspect the VT-x requirement is largely to support the address space. And 64-bit registers etc of course.
 
I thought SE's UK presense was a London sales office? Or is this shiny new stuff?
 
Dan
@MikeyB I figured it'd be the different instruction set, see
 
And if it's SE, you know it's gonna be nice kit.
 
@Dan And that too, yeah.
 
2:21 PM
@tombull89 Sales. Still pretty though.
 
@TomO'Connor Congrats, anyhow.
 
@MDMarra Congrats on bumping me to 10th place, you're officially in the "single digits"
 
@ChrisS yaaaaa
Although you can still overtake me at this point
I won't rest until you've been decimated (is that the gracious way to say that?)
 
2:30 PM
I don't have the time to take back a "single digits" position... Likely wont for the next year and a half either. So you're safe from me. I'll be surprised if I'm not down to ~12 position by year end.
 
there's really a big gap from where @ewwhite and I are now to the next "group" of people
 
That tends to be the annoying point
then again, I'm not worried about rep on SU, and I'm hioping for 3k here by next year ;p
 
It comes quickly once you find your niche
 
Dan
@MDMarra Yeah, it's just that, y'know, we have jobs to do
:D
 
I had 15k on SU and only a few hundred on SF at the beginning of 2011
 
2:32 PM
@MDMarra: my skillset is more SU than SF for now
 
2:46 PM
morning
 
2:56 PM
I have 1337 rep D:
 
I make it 1347. Sorry.
 
Go ahead!
Go through all my questions and answer and up (or down!) vote them all :P
You actually did it, ahahah.
 
...which almost all will be rolled back when the anti-vote-fraud scripts run tonight.
 
Oh noes, I'll go down to 1337 from 1347.
Such epic fraud.
 
@tombull89 As I recall, if you trigger the vote-fraud rollback it rolls back every single vote you've ever given that user.
 
3:16 PM
@ScottPack It does? Wow. Suppose that's to prevent against "stealth sockpuppeting" of one upvote a day.
 
@tombull89 I think it does.
 
@ScottPack Clearly, further testing is needed. Off to create a sockpuppet for Rajat upvoting. See if I can trigger a -3405 rep day!
 
@HopelessN00b Any particular reason that user?
 
@HopelessN00b Sounds like work. Let me know how it looks. Should be fun.
 
@HopelessN00b Did someone say sock puppet?
 
3:28 PM
@tombull89 Yeah, because he's epic for incomprehensible not-an-answer and very-low-quality shite. He's gained hundreds of rep from having his shit deleted through the review queues. (Had the lowest voted answer on SF for quite a while until it got baleted.)
Seems wrong. "Rewarding" someone with lot of rep because he wrote so much, such horrible shit as to be deleted years later. :/
 
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Q: How to release a VMware unused license from a host? New licensing scheme?

SaarikoI own VMware Essentials license (6 CPU's) One of the hosts is going to be replaced with a new one. I am having trouble removing/changing the license on that host. As you can see on the image: the option to select the evaluation mode is grayed out for me. How can I release that license? EDIT...

 
@ewwhite Honestly, I liked that question. Nice to see someone else's production environment in the 192.168 address space. teh sigh
 
I used 10.0.0.0/8 until I collided with my ISP.
That was a shame.
 
Dan
@gparent :D
 
@HopelessN00b Is there a reason not to? One of my previous workplaces used a 192.168 address block.
 
3:36 PM
@tombull89 It's problematic with pretty much every home network out there.
 
Dan
@tombull89 No reason not to - using 10. or 172.16. just allows more sunetting
 
@tombull89 It's a fine address space. For a luser with a new home wireless router, is all.
Right, want your users to VPN in? G'luck with that.

I mean, I set my home s'net to 172.25..., but that's beyond the capabilities of most corporate VPN users.
 
I use 172.16.0.0/24 for my home devices, 172.16.255.0/24 for wireless, and 172.17.255.X/32 for routing devices. ISP uses 10.0.0.0/8 for cellphone 3g, and 192.168.2.0/24 for the local net.
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b There's never a guarantee your internal addressing won't colide with someone elses
 
@gparent Yeah, well because we have our main prod networks on 192.168, we use(d) 10. for our DMZ and had to use 172.16 for VPN.
 
3:38 PM
The thing about VPN is that if you plug in at home and get an address in the 192.168 range, it can collide with the addresses in your work network.
And if you install a route you can kill the connection to the VPN server.
 
Dan
@gparent Yeah, but I VPN from all over the place and from every internal IP range out there
 
@Dan Not on ipv4. But there's a difference between a guarantee of avoiding address collisions and picking the same address space as practically every fscking network device your employees will have at home.
 
Usually only 192.168.0.0/24 and 192.168.1.0/24 are taken though.
@Dan Yeah, there's that.
Real solution is IPv6.
 
I mean, there's no guarantee you won't have your dick chopped off accidentally, at some point. Doesn't mean you should try to learn how to juggle knives with your ballsack.
 
@gparent Not if you install a host route.
 
Dan
3:41 PM
@HopelessN00b I'm not sure I take your point, to be honest
 
@MikeyB I didn't state it was impossible to make it work, just tricky.
 
@gparent Yet another problem that will be solved when IPv4 goes the way of OS/2.
 
Dan
I'm double NATing every IPv6 install I do, just to piss ServerFault off
 
The geniuses that configured the internal network here used 192.168.1.x for some things; 172.31.1.x for others, and 10.10.10.x for others....
 
@HopelessN00b The use 172.16.x.x. That was a client's host I was linking to my vcenter. 192.168.108.x
 
3:43 PM
@Dan 32 bit os can run 64bit guest
 
Dan
@ChrisS Yeah that hurts. Personally I think everyone should use 172.16.x.x or 10. by default
 
@MDMarra a gap?
 
Dan
@Iain Damnit, I never said they couldn't :(
 
I use 172.16.x.x for my home networks.
 
Dan
But then I like Class C vlans, with with the VLAN id matching the third octect
 
3:45 PM
Matching VLANs ftw.
 
I just had an odd issue... At home, I'm 172.16.4.x. At work, it's 172.16.x.x.
so I have to have a static route when I turn up my VPN to get to my servers at 172.16.2.x
 
At work we mostly use 172.24.x.x
But we're switching over to 10.0.0.0/8
 
I had to tak mom to the hospital early this morn... and I got an emergency call from work...
 
our voip is over 10.7.0.0/16
 
@Dan That's what I've got going here now, mostly...
 
3:46 PM
and the hospital's subnet overlapped with my office
so again... applying specific routes and interfaces to get where I needed
uggggly.
 
Dan
@ewwhite Hope your mother is okay
 
Maybe admins should start using one of those undefined networks :-P
 
I think I'm just going to go back to 192.168.1.x... nobody uses that.
 
Dan
I'm going to start using 1.
 
The client whose system is in that screenshot is also a consultant. He says he never repeats subnets... 192.168.107.x, 192.168.108.x, 192.168.109.x...
so each of his customers is a variant on 192.168.x.x
 
Dan
3:49 PM
Oof
Who cares
 
(obviously, not leaving room for voice, storage and other types of networks)
 
Dan
About repeating private IP ranges, I mean
 
because he needs to VPN to them
 
@ewwhite OP's screenie has a 192.168 address too.
 
gulp
it's better than my three customers who have 199.3.63.x addresses
 
Dan
3:51 PM
@ewwhite Do what?
 
pre-internet IP schemes
dating back to 1993
 
Dan
There's no excuse for still having that, surely
That's nearly 20 years
 
so as these systems were deployed as Novell, then SCO/AIX/HPUX, then Linux...
 
@ewwhite Right, the whole reason that private IP range collisions (and stupidity in architecture) matter... at least for a few more years, until everyone who matters is on IPv6, and drag the rest of the stupid world kicking and screaming with them.
 
the schemes stayed the same.
 
3:52 PM
@ewwhite jesus.
 
so I have one of the largest food service companies on the West Coast with 5 locations and 199.3.63-68.x addressing
this company didn't even have internet or ethernet until 2004, when I installed it!
 
Wait, what was that?
 
It was an RS6000 running AIX with multiple Digi serial expansion units.
so all that cabling above was S.E.R.I.A.L.!
 
No, I mean what was 199.3.63.x?
 

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