For anyone who has read the whole story (@Gigili, @MattЭллен, @Cerberus, @MrShiny), you should be left with some fairly significant questions. I am curious to hear what those are, to see if I am anywhere near on target.
Macy scratched a car. Macy smokes and drinks coffee and whisky. She doesn't like that Mark got bored of her once she was employed. She doesn't want to talk to Danny. Macy likes having sex with women. Macy likes drawing women
she made an ashtray that she turned into a cup
She likes to hide from the people she works with. she trusted Ada quite quickly. She's in some sort of relationship with Jin
@DForck42 Compliment the bride. Compliment the groom. Compliment the ceremony. Make joke 1 about Groom. Make joke 2 about groom. Say how lucky he is to have found Bride. Say how happy you are that they are paired for life. Toast. Sit
I'm sure there is a reason I've not been a best man...
Well, then how about something like, "Maybe Jesse will bring Jessica to MidRelm someday, but if he does (addressing Jessica) be sure to bring a [something funny]."
So maybe tell the part about meeting Jesse in the larping group and then this funny thing happened, so if Jessica joins the group she should be sure to bring lots of hairspray (or something related to the funny part of the story).
But so what's the skinny anyway? Is she a crazy bitch? Do you think she conned him into getting married? Are you having an affair with her?
Maybe just, "I haven't seen Jesse like this in all the time I've known him"?
Or something? Every emotion of course includes the bad stuff, people will get that.
Or if you want to be corny, you could say something like...
"In the time I’ve known Jesse, I've seen him go through just about every emotion there is in the human experience. But I'd never seen him stay awake all night just thinking of somebody until he met Jessica. That’s something only love can achieve."