"Sir, what's in the bottom-right hand corner of your screen?"
"The word VIEWSONIC"
"Sir, I mean what's in the corner of the screen area of your screen"
"I don't understand"
"Sir, see on your keyboard between the Ctrl and Alt keys, there's a funny button with four wavy bits on it?"
"Yes"
"Press that please"
"Ok"
"See that menu - that's the start menu"
"Oooh, the START menu! Why didn't yous ays o"