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GnomeSlice
GnomeSlice
3:36 AM
HUZZAH! Someone found some Cyanide! grabs
 
 
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Feeds
Feeds
7:56 AM
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Q: How do I join a 100+ soul die2nite village?

F OakI spent long hours, terrified days and zombie infested nights working simply for a single goal: 100 soul. I have toiled hard, and I have finally made it. I now come with a simple question. How do I join a 100+ soul town? I am not a hero. I have +100 soul points. I am dead.

die2nite
 
 
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badp
badp
7:36 PM
Today is bad luck day
[20:32] badp managed to get punched square in the crotch by attacking a zombie with their bare hands... that'll learn them
[20:31] badp went toe to toe with a zombie and managed to finish him !
[20:31] badp managed to get punched square in the crotch by attacking a zombie with their bare hands... that'll learn them
[20:31] badp managed to get punched square in the crotch by attacking a zombie with their bare hands... that'll learn them
[20:31] badp managed to get punched square in the crotch by attacking a zombie with their bare hands... that'll learn them
2 minutes earlier and I'd be home now. Some more luck with the falcon punches and I'd be home now.
At least I got an achievement
 
LessPop_MoreFizz
LessPop_MoreFizz
@ArdaXi SuperUser would probably send us questions about using old mice and keyboards at this point if the person posting them forgot to type the '/'
 
GnomeSlice
GnomeSlice
"[20:28] Time has run out : let the festivities commence !." ??
I'm not familiar with that message.
 
Arda Xi
Arda Xi
"That'll learn them"?
 
badp
badp
@GnomeSlice When humans' control points go below zombies', you have 30 minutes to leave the sector
That message means the 30 minutes are over.
 
GnomeSlice
GnomeSlice
That's the message it displays when you get stuck?
Trololol.
 
badp
badp
7:41 PM
@ArdaXi It's been discussed a few times on the world forum and is considered correct.
 
Arda Xi
Arda Xi
It isn't, though.
 
badp
badp
There are she-zombies too.
And for rule 34 I guess necrophilia counts.
 
Arda Xi
Arda Xi
@badp It's an expression. You can't just replace a word from an expression with a word that isn't even a synonym.
 
badp
badp
@ArdaXi Get hero days and complain about it
 
Arda Xi
Arda Xi
No thanks.
I guess only the dumbest of the community would pay for that, so they wouldn't have to correct stuff.
That's actually a great system.
 
badp
badp
7:44 PM
Currently no one here has hero days. Need more dumb!
I guess I might as well get wounded and hope I can survive the attack.
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GnomeSlice
GnomeSlice
I'm still holding onto that cyanide pill.
It's looking very tempting.
 
user30
8:28 PM
What square are you in @badp?
 
user30
@badp Alright, we're coming to get you.
 
badp
badp
8:43 PM
@ThomasMcDonald let that hero know I've moved next to the base
 
user30
@badp What, sorry? What square are you in now?
 
user30
Ah right, I see you've moved. Never mind.
 
badp
badp
9:38 PM
Well, when all's said and done I still got my zombie punching distinction
Hooray?
 
user30
10:11 PM
Hooray.
 
badp
badp
10:32 PM
try its Construction tab
darn awesome.
oh, and we're finally dead.
 
GnomeSlice
GnomeSlice
@badp You died last night?
 
badp
badp
@GnomeSlice Nope. I was rescued.
Also, after spending 4 AP for my new hovel, I just moved out in the desert too much without water or food.
It so happened that that square also had a meaty bone.
Which I ate.
 
user30
@badp We're definitely dead, or potentially dead?
 
badp
badp
No infection.
woo!
@ThomasMcDonald minimum attack is 905
we can do that
 
user30
905? ;)
 
badp
badp
10:35 PM
I guess
maximum is 1,185
out of reach
@ThomasMcDonald yes, 905 ;)
 
user30
Upgradeable wall will give us 60
 
badp
badp
the usual emergency stuff will fill in the rest
 
user30
shame.
 
badp
badp
so we meet the minimum
which means we aren't completely obliterated probably, just devastated completely
if there's the maximum attack we are obliterated.
 
user30
So is it time to rob the bank and go mental?
 
user30
10:39 PM
I have 4 complaints for my hovel, bastards.
 
badp
badp
@ThomasMcDonald I probably have more.
 
user30
Maximum has gone down by 15! I think we can do this.
 
user30
And the minimums gone up by 15, and again, and again.
 
badp
badp
935-1,140
 
user30
Shack time!
 

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