Trash - 2017-03-20

9:07 PM

i need to talk to a grownup and my father doesn't give a shit

@0celo7 Talk to me, I'm a grownup

Or call Kat

@BernardoMeurer I'm shitting blood, what do?

Riker

@BernardoMeurer I really don't, so if you wouldn't mind informing me that would be great

@0celo7 Cut your balls off and use it to stop the bleeding

@0celo7 Your father doesn't give a shit?

9:08 PM

@Riker Exactly

@SirCumference He checks his phone maybe twice a day

@0celo7 Are you looking for medical advice in this chatroom?

@rob yes.

I'm listening to death grips too much

@BernardoMeurer Not helpful

9:08 PM

@0celo7 Go to a doctor.

@BernardoMeurer Holy crap, I'm a grownup too

@rob No money/time for that

I feel old

can I just wait for a day and see what happens?

Riker

emahgerd there are grownups what do /s

9:09 PM

@0celo7 You're a student on a campus with a medical center, iirc, but it's probably closed for the day.

@rob yes the med center closes at 4

If you're still concerned tomorrow, go then.

@0celo7 Have any premed friends?

It's not like I'm losing pints of blood

@SirCumference my roommate

I'm not getting a prostate exam

And if you're not comfortable waiting, go to an urgent care place before they close.

9:11 PM

@rob Really, an "urgent care" place should never close.

@rob I'm going to wait for a few hours and check. I'm thinking there was a hemorrhoid or something. It doesn't hurt and it seemed to be little blood

But still

scary

@SirCumference There's "urgent" and there's "emergency." Different things, at least in the US.

wow, I don't miss the US medical system

My father: "I don't understand the ramifications of that."

what does that even mean

having to worry about whether it is "worth" going

9:12 PM

@0celo7 It means "call me, son, tell me what you're worried about."

oh, that

Oct 21 '16 at 16:13, by John Rennie

Don't encourage him or we'll be getting a detailed description of his haemorrhoids, and I've just eaten lunch.

@rob Not happening, my roommate is here

@BenNiehoff I have military insurance and wouldn't pay anything

well that helps

I just don't want to go have someone stick things up my butt when there's no reason