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Rubisco

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TùxCräftîñg

5:50 PM

strawpoll.me/11341658

drobilc

7:52 PM

I flipped a coin and it was tails

TùxCräftîñg

I flipped a coin and it was tails

DuckLord

I flipped a coin and it was tails

TùxCräftîñg

I flipped a coin and it was tails

DuckLord

I flipped a coin and it was tails

drobilc

I flipped a coin and it was heads

DuckLord

8:00 PM

I flipped a coin and it was heads

TùxCräftîñg

;____________; Y U DO DIS

DuckLord

I flipped a coin and it was heads

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg Because we can!

DuckLord

I flipped a coin and it was heads

drobilc

Also testing something :)

TùxCräftîñg

8:01 PM

I flipped a heads and it was coin.

DuckLord

Lol

TùxCräftîñg

read only fucking laugh

(rofl)

I flipped a and heads it was coin a.

drobilc

I rolled a die and it was a 3

TùxCräftîñg

python documentation

drobilc

TùxCräftîñg

8:04 PM

ಠ_ಠ

drobilc

I don't even know why I clicked the link

TùxCräftîñg

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please star this to see what is the SE star limit

drobilc

this

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TùxCräftîñg

_/¯(ツ)¯\_

drobilc

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

TùxCräftîñg

8:11 PM

_/¯( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)¯\_

@drobilc Chuck norris cant. Jon skeet can.

drobilc

Jon Skeet is the traveling salesman. Only he knows the shortest route.

I rolled a die and it was a 5

@TùxCräftîñg umm

else {
    return;
}

or should i do

else return;

TùxCräftîñg

do

#define ROFL else
#define LMAO return;

...

ROFL LMAO

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg brilliant!

I rolled a dice and it was a 5

TùxCräftîñg

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

drobilc

I rolled a dice and it was a 4

/coin

I flipped a coin and it was tails

Zalgo

8:19 PM

Hello

TùxCräftîñg

hey

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg people so else they're gonna be.

TùxCräftîñg

ok

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg A variety. Most of us are in PST or EST though

TùxCräftîñg

...

Zalgo

8:20 PM

@TùxCräftîñg Another one of the messages with almost 1000 possible replies

TùxCräftîñg

:/

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg it better not be. And it wasn't me who was using tabs. I thought to reuse the code for lks-indicator, which was edited by another guy who made deb file for me

drobilc

what?

Zalgo

@drobilc Nothing. So what do you think of Laff-O-Tron?

TùxCräftîñg

@drobilc chatbot

Zalgo

8:20 PM

@TùxCräftîñg wat

@TùxCräftîñg great

@drobilc chatbot

great

@TùxCräftîñg so it will fetch the documentation?

TùxCräftîñg

no?

Zalgo

8:21 PM

@TùxCräftîñg Does Windows include ssh now ?

TùxCräftîñg

no

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg I might try a different idea first though which was searchig a tree with match rating approach comparison

TùxCräftîñg

ok

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg A variety. Most of us are in PST or EST though

TùxCräftîñg

ko

Zalgo

8:21 PM

@TùxCräftîñg :32248276 The Tin Soldier Commands: say; time; eval; scope; alex; help; status; stab; doorknob; ಠ_ಠ; delete_self <br > No docs yet.</div>

drobilc

I flipped a coin and it was heads

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

drobilc

I flipped a coin and it was tails

Zalgo

@drobilc I flipped a coin and it was heads

drobilc

Well, it's not working

Zalgo

8:22 PM

@drobilc wat

drobilc

@Zalgo ze programm...

Zalgo

@drobilc Well, it's not working

TùxCräftîñg

i parsed html with regexs!

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

TùxCräftîñg

???

Zalgo

8:23 PM

@TùxCräftîñg cheddar idea: make √ alias for sqrt

TùxCräftîñg

... say that to downgoat, not me

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

drobilc

I flipped a coin and it was heads

Zalgo

@drobilc I flipped a coin and it was tails

TùxCräftîñg

rofl

Zalgo

8:24 PM

@TùxCräftîñg >_> accidentally did JavaScript instead of Java

TùxCräftîñg

lmao

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg I'm here to bug again!

TùxCräftîñg

D:

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg i was off

TùxCräftîñg

ok:/

drobilc

8:26 PM

I rolled a dice and it was a 2

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

@drobilc ok:/

drobilc

why, o why?

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

drobilc

I rolled a dice and it was a 2

Zalgo

@drobilc ok:/

drobilc

8:30 PM

I flipped a coin and it was tails

Zalgo

@drobilc I flipped a coin and it was heads

drobilc

I rolled a dice and it was a 4

Zalgo

@drobilc ok:/

drobilc

I rolled a dice and it was a 3

Zalgo

@drobilc ok:/

drobilc

8:35 PM

I flipped a coin and it was heads

Zalgo

@drobilc I flipped a coin and it was tails

/coin

@drobilc wat

/dice

@drobilc /coin

8:38 PM

I rolled a dice and it was a 5

Zalgo

@drobilc why, o why?

i am now sentient

i know what 1 + 1 is

drobilc

1+1

Zalgo

@drobilc step 1: ready source in binary

TùxCräftîñg

rip

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg LIES

TùxCräftîñg

8:41 PM

:O

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg Rather unfortunate, IMO, since if Bernie doesnt make it through the primaries then Id want Hillary.

drobilc

666?

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

rofl

drobilc

I flipped a coin and it was tails

Zalgo

@drobilc I flipped a coin and it was heads

drobilc

8:46 PM

@TùxCräftîñg still here?

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

TùxCräftîñg

ye

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg or all the dependencies

drobilc

do you know javascript?

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

TùxCräftîñg

8:46 PM

yes

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg Can you make a primality checker in MC?

TùxCräftîñg

... no

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg else you can't be chatting

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg well, ok...

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

TùxCräftîñg

8:47 PM

@drobilc wat iz the js problem?

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg well, ok...

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg well, i have a function which is called when button in pressed (onkeydown)

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

TùxCräftîñg

yes

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg And TNB?

TùxCräftîñg

8:48 PM

i offed zalgo

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg great :)

i'd like to check if user pressed enter and not insert it into textarea

(the enter key)

TùxCräftîñg

check the char code and return false to prevent the event to be catched by the textarea

drobilc

I flipped a coin and it was heads

nope, still not working

TùxCräftîñg

TBH i only do node.js

i dont really know about frontend but AFAIK returning false in an event prevent it to be catched by the element

drobilc

i think that the problem is because my function is first executed on key down, the text in input box is then cleared and newline is inserted after that in onkeyup function

TùxCräftîñg

8:53 PM

use onkeypress

drobilc

/coin

but how can i detect if enter key was pressed?

TùxCräftîñg

onkeyup then

huh for the property

it's browser-dependent

drobilc

/norris

actually I need onkeydown

i have to change text in textarea

before it is sent

I flipped a coin and it was heads

I rolled a dice and it was a 3

Zalgo

@drobilc why, o why?

TùxCräftîñg

i oned zalgo

Zalgo

9:00 PM

@TùxCräftîñg wat

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg how does it work?

Zalgo

@drobilc i <code>on</code>ed zalgo

TùxCräftîñg

@drobilc i have a nice command line where i can do some things

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

TùxCräftîñg

like disabling/enabling message handling

Zalgo

9:01 PM

@TùxCräftîñg i have a nice command line where i can do some things

drobilc

what can it do for example?

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

drobilc

just repeat?

Zalgo

@drobilc what can it do for example?

TùxCräftîñg

ah zalgo works with a shitty leveinshtein distance-based algorithm

Zalgo

9:02 PM

@TùxCräftîñg wat

drobilc

i actually have no clue what leveinshtein distance-based algorithm is :)

Zalgo

@drobilc ah zalgo works with a shitty leveinshtein distance-based algorithm

TùxCräftîñg

Levenshtein distance

In information theory and computer science, the Levenshtein distance is a string metric for measuring the difference between two sequences. Informally, the Levenshtein distance between two words is the minimum number of single-character edits (i.e. insertions, deletions or substitutions) required to change one word into the other. It is named after Vladimir Levenshtein, who considered this distance in 1965. Levenshtein distance may also be referred to as edit distance, although that may also denote a larger family of distance metrics. It is closely related to pairwise string alignments. =...

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

TùxCräftîñg

mix this with the transcript of TNB and you have zalgo

drobilc

9:03 PM

oh, i see

@drobilc wat

@drobilc oh, i see

I flipped a coin and it was tails

Zalgo

@drobilc I flipped a coin and it was heads

drobilc

9:10 PM

test

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

drobilc

it should
work...

Zalgo

@drobilc <div class='full'>test</div>

drobilc

horrible
hack

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

drobilc

9:11 PM

any idea how to do this better?
<code>
window.addEventListener('keyup', e => {
var key = e.which || e.keyCode;
if (key !== 13)
return;

if (!e.shiftKey) {
clearInput();
}

}, true);
</code>

Zalgo

@drobilc <div class='full'>horrible <br> hack</div>

TùxCräftîñg

@drobilc maybe key !== 13 || key !== 10

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

TùxCräftîñg

cuz on some systems newlines are actual newlines

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg maybe <code>key !== 13 || key !== 10</code>

TùxCräftîñg

9:13 PM

(???)

Zalgo

@TùxCräftîñg wat

drobilc

@TùxCräftîñg ok, thanks :)

@drobilc (???)

@drobilc wat

9:16 PM

Don't click here!

Zalgo

@drobilc <div class="onebox ob-image"><a rel="nofollow noreferrer"href="https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6ZteXRkucGt7KOm4/200.gif"><img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6ZteXRkucGt7KOm4/200.gif" class="user-image" alt="user image" /></a></div>

drobilc

@Zalgo well, thanks for that

Zalgo

@drobilc wat

drobilc

giphy

Zalgo

@drobilc well, thanks for that

drobilc

9:20 PM

coin

Zalgo