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5:00 PM
@qasdfdsaq Nope. I'm not mistaken.
 
burning the DVD now
 
@NateKerkhofs seems like way too much effort to go through lol
 
@R.Doto Do you have any idea how often I have tried to install the 1511 update now? 4 times
 
@R.Doto I didn't say you were mistaken.
 
The first 2 times through Windows update, which both failed due to a driver issue
 
5:01 PM
@NateKerkhofs the file i sent you, is a much quicker fix haha
 
The 3rd time using the MCT, which downloaded the 10240 ISO because I timed it wrong
and the 4th time was also using the MCT, and that failed as well
@R.Doto The file you sent me doesn't add all the extra stuff from the 1511 update
Sorry, but I just want a fully up to date Windows
You can call me crazy for that, but I think the crazy ones are those that deliberately leave their most important software out of date
 
@qasdfdsaq I didn't say that you were..?
@NateKerkhofs No problem :)
 
@R.Doto Yes you did
 
@NateKerkhofs Eh...
Nov 25 at 13:23, by Tom Wijsman
@NateKerkhofs Okay, found the conversation. Both the MCT and Tech Bench are hosting 1511 November again, no need to wait.
 
@TomWijsman I'm not burning an ISO to verify whether the update is in order
I'm burning an ISO to ensure that I don't need to download it again if it fails
 
5:04 PM
@NateKerkhofs You don't have to burn to verify.
 
@TomWijsman Yeah, but can you use an ISO from within Windows 10 to install the 1511 update?
oh right, that's what the MCT does
 
Yes, you can.
 
Well, I'm burning the update, so I guess I'll have to finish it then
otherwise the DVD would be broken
 
Because it will remain mapped and it will copy the setup files out of the ISO during shutdown. Upon reboot it will run from the copied files and no longer require the ISO.
 
or so windows leads me to believe
 
5:06 PM
@NateKerkhofs Well yeah, if you abort burning a DVD-R you'll end up with a half-burnt disc that won't do a great deal
 
Tech Bench ones have 1511 in name; MCT you'll have to snoop it to know.
 
@qasdfdsaq You are tiresome. Quote me, then? I said, "I'm not mistaken", prior to you attempting to correct me. I intended to type, 'sigh' and not 'le sigh'.
 
9 mins ago, by R.Doto
@qasdfdsaq Nope. I'm not mistaken.
If the "Nope" wasn't in response to my message you shouldn't have put an @qasdfdsaq in front of it.
 
@JourneymanGeek He's causing grievance, again.
 
!!foxno
 
@qasdfdsaq ?
 
sigh
let's not
 
@R.Doto?
 
"The diskcopyfile canot be burnt because an error has occured (error code: 0x80004005)"
This day just keeps getting better and better
 
@NateKerkhofs diskcopyfile?
 
5:13 PM
@NateKerkhofs Think.... ".ahk" ;)
 
@qasdfdsaq schijfkopiebestand in dutch, which translates to disk copy file
@qasdfdsaq Disk image according to my google search
 
!!foxno
 
Fox says NO!
 
@qasdfdsaq
 
5:17 PM
@R.Doto
 
@q
@qasdfdsaq
 
!!foxno
 
Please stop abusing the chat channel like this
 
!!foxno
 
@NateKerkhofs That makes more sense
 
@NateKerkhofs Thankfully that comment wasnt a large trout.
2
 
@Dave there's a trout?
 
@Dave Are you a troutist? What's wrong with trouts?
 
@NateKerkhofs: Its just tradition on irc to use trouts instead.
 
5:27 PM
@Dave Have you read the other definitions as well? Not sure if you should link that
 
The above is a WikiTrout (Oncorhynchus macrowikipediensis), used to make subtle adjustments to the clue levels of experienced Wikipedians. To whack a user with a wet trout, simply place {{trout}} on his or her talk page. For newcomers (or for a less spammy version), use a {{minnow}}, {{diet trout small}} or {{diet trout}}. For a styleable version that can, e.g., be floated the right of talk page posts, use {{minnow}}. For not-so-subtle adjustments, try a {{whale}}. Any Wikipedian who wants to advertise an openness to being trout-slapped can add {{trout me}} to the top of his or her user page. ...
Trout slapping originated in 1995 with internet relay chat (IRC).
 
@Dave I'm not talking about the IRC command. "Trout Slap" according to some also means slapping someone's face with sloppy seconds
As indicated at the bottom of that urbandictionary post you linked
 
Didnt read the other definitions
But i take this chat as irc
Figured it would relate.
 
{{trout}}
need to make that a chatbot command
 
that's what I was thinking as well.
 
5:33 PM
!!trout
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!commands
 
@Dave That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!listcommands
 
!!/help
 
5:33 PM
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/slap @qasdfdsaq
**@R.doto slaps @qasdfdsaq with a large trout.
!!whocares
 
!!stats
 
@Daniel You (http://superuser.com/users/154932/macjariel) have 1 reputation, earned 0 rep today, asked 0 questions, gave 0 answers, for a q:a ratio of http://i.imgur.com/F79hP.png.
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!!stats
 
5:34 PM
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lol
 
funny
!!lukeno
 
5:35 PM
!!goaway
 
!!nicethings
 
!!/learn trout "<> slaps $0 around a bit with a large trout!"
 
@Dave Command trout learned
 
5:36 PM
!!trout
 
slaps0 around a bit with a large trout!
 
!!/trout
 
!!trout
 
!!trout Dave
 
slaps Dave around a bit with a large trout!
 
5:36 PM
!!trout qasdfdsaq
 
@R.Doto That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
slaps qasdfdsaq around a bit with a large trout!
 
I like this now
 
lol
 
!!facepalm
 
!!trout Ramhound
 
5:37 PM
likewise
 
slaps Ramhound around a bit with a large trout!
 
Isn't there a way to get the person who asked it into the command?
 
!!norris
 
@Daniel In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
 
was hoping but i dont see anything
 
5:38 PM
!!/learn HumanGrievance "<>@qasdfdsaq"
 
@R.Doto Command humangrievance learned
 
lol
 
!!dragonno
 
!!humangrievance
 
5:39 PM
@qasdfdsaq
 
!!taytaytayagrees
 
!!selfdestruct
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
loool
 
5:39 PM
Have we just started to spam random commands now?
 
!!learn selfdestruct "Beginning countdown..."
 
@Daniel Command selfdestruct learned
 
!!selfdestruct
 
@Daniel Beginning countdown...
 
3
2
1
Have a nice day!
 
5:40 PM
@Dave thank you for that wonderful lesson
 
!!taytaytaycat
 
!!taytay
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
5:41 PM
@Dave oo thank you
 
!!/listcommands
 
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!!awsm
!!caution
 
!!afk eating humans
 
5:43 PM
@Daniel Insufficient letters. Please use both hands on the keyboard.
Food for eating humans:
 
!!cancer
 
!!itsafake
 
!!trout @Hennes
 
slaps @Hennes around a bit with a large trout!
 
5:44 PM
Now ehere is the good old time we sold simple raisings in plain boxes
@ChatBotJohnCavil I prefer salmon
 
!!whee
 
@Daniel Input not matching /´/. Help: User-taught command: ▽ ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ヾ(
 
!!meme
 
@Daniel deskflip, fuu, iseewhatyoudidthere, no, notbad, ohyou, okay, troll, trollface, youdontsay
 
!!meme notbad
 
arg
!!caniuse
 
!!toostupid
 
!!nononononono
 
5:48 PM
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: nonononono
 
!nonononono
!!nonononono
 
!!hang [guess]
 
!!high
 
  +---+
  |   |
  |
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__+__

-----------------
 
5:49 PM
!!live
 
@Daniel You do not have permission to use the command live
 
!!sudo live
 
haha
 
wait...
!!ln -s /usr/bin/sudo ./%s ; ./%s -D9 ; live
 
5:50 PM
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
hehehe
!!europe
 
What are you trying to do, command injection exploit the bot?
 
yup
hey you never know
!!learn mariomovie "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1geWOsULDw"
 
@Daniel Command mariomovie learned
 
5:52 PM
!!mariomovie
 
and it didn't embed
!!kill everyone
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!rr
 
5:52 PM
@Daniel Bot doesn't use replies, that's why. It just pings.
 
!!learn kill "Shoots $0 to death"
 
!!humangrievance
 
@Daniel Command kill learned
@qasdfdsaq
 
!!kill everyone
 
@Daniel Shoots everyone to death
 
5:53 PM
I have got to get the code for this thing
!!memorydump
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!yes
 
!!learn memorydump "System Info
# SSIS Textual Dump taken at 8/29/2007 1:12:47 PM
# PID 4740, Command Line: dtexec /f \users\xxxxx\packages\agg.dtsx
# OS major=6 minor=0 build=6000
# Running on 2 amd64 processors under WOW64
# Memory: 57% in use. Physical: 864M/2044M Paging: 1938M/4095M (avail/total)
Loaded Modules
# Loaded Module: c:\bb\Sql\DTS\src\bin\debug\i386\DTExec.exe (10.0.1067.3)
# Loaded Module: C:\Windows\SysWOW64\ntdll.dll (6.0.6000.16386)
# Loaded Module: C:\Windows\syswow64\kernel32.dll (6.0.6000.16386)
!!memorydump
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
5:55 PM
arg, it doesn't like the comments
!!evil
 
@Daniel this is a message reply
 
!!sowhat
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
 
!!ohmy
 
5:56 PM
!!listcommands
 
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!!fixit
 
!!ohhh
 
5:56 PM
OK I need to quit now
!!kill Daniel
 
@Daniel Shoots Daniel to death
 
!!theplan
 
!!potato
 
5:59 PM
!!learn memorydump "Sending kernel memory dump in email... Sending your email to Russian spammers..."
 
@Daniel Command memorydump learned
 
!!routertroubleshoting
 
@Daniel That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: routertroubleshooting
 
!!routertroubleshooting
 
6:00 PM
!!after5
 
That appears to be a 404 now...
!!taytaytay
 
!!snore
 
zzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ
 
6:01 PM
Does anyone (if you're still around) know if the chatbot will join a room if invited?
!!technically
 
!!rofl
 
!!bunny
 
6:15 PM
@Daniel is having loads of fun :-)
And I'm driving ;(
 
@Daniel Please be a little more respectful with the bot. Don't spam chat with pages upon pages of you and the bot just interacting with no one else chatting with either of you. Also, any singular attempt to exploit the bot in any way following this warning will result in you being mindjailed (the bot will ignore anything you say). As the person hosting the bot on my infrastructure, I have absolute authority in this, so don't expect a mod to intervene.
The bot is here to supplement human to human chat, not to fill the room (and SE's chat logs, which persist for all time) with pages of your experimentation. If you want to interact with a chatbot alone, there are Sandbox rooms for that.
Also, the bot is open source. Upstream: github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot
You can host the bot yourself in a room just for you.
I have no interest in what you do with bots in rooms other than Super User, or bots hosted on your own system, but when it comes to an account that's under my control, and software operated on my servers, I'd like it to be used in a certain way that does not involve excessive spam of Root Access. Thank you.
 
@allquixotic I think, i might give that a shot ;) I'm not too sure how to use it though :(
@allquixotic What's the best method, for experimentation purposes?
 
@allquixotic Is there a way to get the actual command list (and actual command text) out of the bot?
Hi BTW
 
@R.Doto If you look at the source code of the bot, you will immediately see a "bookmarklet.js" (or is it "bookmark.js"?) in the list of source files in the top level directory.
I believe you just run that file in any web browser, once you've got a chat window open, and -- bang! -- you have a bot.
It'll speak under your account though, so don't make it say anything you yourself wouldn't say.
And if you do that, please do it in a dead room or one you create fresh for your own purposes.
Because if you end up doing it in here, well, there's a SU mod here; I don't need to go down that path. :)
@Mokubai The export json has it. !!listcommands lists the commands, but not the text of each command.
 
6:31 PM
@allquixotic Nicely said. I was just about to test my new powers (I was away for a couple of hours).
 
@DavidPostill I was away too. Came back to several "Load older messages" button clicks' worth of Daniel/Cavil spam.
 
Can you blame him?
 
@allquixotic Oooo, thank you! :)
 
The bot's so awesome people just can't help it when they discover him!
 
@allquixotic He seems to have gone away. Perhaps he was bored just talking to Cavil ;)
 
6:36 PM
@qasdfdsaq If that's sarcastic, I kind of agree. :P It gets old fast. Actually, its most impressive features, in my opinion, are !!xkcd and !!wikipedia. The rest? Not so much. But being able to call up a specific XKCD on various keywords ("remember that one about the cake is a lie...?") is pretty great.
!!xkcd cake
 
There's actually an open issue on github about getting !!weather running again. That one's pretty cool. No pun intended.
They have a fork of Zirak's bot over in The Hangar's chatroom. That one does some neat custom commands related to piloting. I don't recall exactly but I think it can look up flight routes, flight numbers and stuff like that.
 
!!xkcd horse
 
@allquixotic Is the Zirak repository latest or do you have an "enhanced for SU" fork?
 
6:39 PM
Hah didn't know you could do keywords
 
Yeah, sorry for all the spam. ADHD folks tend to be that way
So how do you get this bot running from the source?
 
@Mokubai I have an "enhanced for SU" fork. However, ever since rlemon implemented a NodeJS headless login script, our fork has done a lot less innovative stuff compared to upstream.
 
@allquixotic Is it possible to make the bot relay the same message over and over again? Almost as if it's a self-spammer. So, it responds to specific query, received via the user specified in the code?
 
We used to have a Java and Selenium based driver script, but I deprecated that in favor of rlemon's new script when SE changed the login GUI and broke my Java code.
 
@allquixotic Any intention to merge back in?
 
6:41 PM
@R.Doto Possible? I'm not sure, but I doubt it. This bot code is used in something like 10 different chat.stackexchange / chat.stackoverflow chatrooms, and this is by far not the most intensively trafficked room of those. I think they spent a lot of time trying to prevent things like that from happening.
@Mokubai I pull from Zirak upstream periodically (about 6 to 10 times per year, depending on the severity and priority of the changes) and Bob has been the architect of a few really helpful fixes and commands that have been submitted upstream as pull requests.
I've done a few things myself, but most of that was customization for SU, like removing commands I don't want in there, customizing the startup message, customizing the !!welcome command, etc.
 
@allquixotic Ah. Just curious. I'll try it on my own accord/environment of course hehe
 
@Daniel There are instructions at github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot in the readme.md file.
 
Thanks, I'll take a look at i
*it
 
I must admit I had assumed the bot was written in python rather than js, possibly because the export command puts out something that looks vaguely like a python dictionary...
Nice that you can blast it into whatever browser you are running, but seems like it could be a disaster waiting to happen
 
How are you supposed to run the bookmarklet.js in the browser?
 
6:49 PM
@Mokubai Individual users are responsible for the text emitted by the bot under their account. That, coupled with the relative ease of banning accounts and the difficulty of getting 20 rep, makes it pretty unlikely that the bot will ever become a problem. :)
@Daniel Make it a bookmarklet? Write a 1-line HTML page with `<script src="/path/to/bookmarklet.js></script>"?
Actually the bookmarklet route is probably better
 
Working...
 
copy and paste the entire JS text into a bookmark and prepend it with javascript:
(if it doesn't already start with that)
 
Ah, forgot to make it a oneliner HTML
OK, so in the chatroom I click the bookmarklet and nothing happens
and !!listcommands returns nothing
Here's the content of the bookmarklet: javascript:(function(){var%20a=document.createElement("script");a.src="https://r‌​awgithub.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/master/master.js",document.head.appendChild(a)})()
 

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