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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How will you be able to find out as well as begin your web site from specific key words' facets? by Ruby Roy on math.stackexchange.com
 
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15:18
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Find sum of $n$ terms of the series $12+14+24+58+164+\\cdots$ by user255707 on math.stackexchange.com
Normal Human
Normal Human
15:31
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Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
18:04
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
Eric
Eric
Blind.
Matt
Matt
I have no idea what the answer will be
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
Eric
Eric
Immobile.
Matt
Matt
Or immobile, that works too
Eric
Eric
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging in front of a window?
Curt 'n' Rod.
Matt
Matt
18:06
What do you call a guy with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man stuck in a pile of leaves?
Russel
Eric
Eric
Yay, I have spread an infection.
:D
Matt
Matt
^_^
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
Eric
Eric
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs drawn on a test paper?
Mark.
Frosteeze
Frosteeze
#dadjokes
Taisho
Taisho
@Frosteeze I don't understand what you mean by that.
Eric
Eric
18:10
Owned. lol
Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
@Matt No Eye Deer
Matt
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?
Bob
Frosteeze
Frosteeze
Why did the balloon man chased his balloons?
Cause he needed to catch his breath
Matt
Matt
What do you call a woman with tiles on her head?
Ruth
Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
:(
guysssssss
Matt
Matt
18:16
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Neil
Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
What do you call a girl with one leg
Eileen
Matt
Matt
What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg?
Irene
Thanks for the inspiration, @Tosh
What do you call a man with a lorry on his head?
An ambulance
Frosteeze
Frosteeze
see this is what happens when @Eric is not banned
Matt
Matt
What do you call a judge with no fingers?
Justice Thumbs
"Luckily" for you guys, my food is ready, so I'll have to stop for now
Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
I dont get that one
Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
18:39
plz2explain
I get the words seperately
yea
but
Thumbs isn't a name
is it?
oh
yeah so I guess I got it originally
and it just wasn't funny :P
Matt
Matt
18:56
@ToshinouKyouko "wasn't funny"
Tosh pls
Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
I would have found it acceptable if thumbs was a joke
Matt
Matt
why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers to the game?
In case he got a hole in one
Hakase
Hakase
matt please
Matt
Matt
@Hakase <3
Yuuki
Yuuki
In-flight meals taste a bit plane.
Hakase
Hakase
19:04
no
Yuuki
Yuuki
What do you call a place where little zombie kids play?
The plague-ground.
Matt
Matt
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Yuuki
Yuuki
Plague-round?
Matt
Matt
Nothing, they fast
ʞɹɐzǝɹ
ʞɹɐzǝɹ
Did hear about those new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines
Yuuki
Yuuki
19:05
If you're feeling cold, you should go stand in the corner.
It's 90 degrees.
Hakase
Hakase
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Matt
Matt
Traaaaaaassssshhhhh?
Two antennas met and fell in love. Their wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent
 
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Toshinou Kyouko
Toshinou Kyouko
23:56
are you saying I'm trash
whoever invited me
because you are correct

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