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@Vogel612 Vogel612 (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/37660/vogel612) has 2286 reputation, earned 20 rep today, asked 2 questions, gave 39 answers, for a q:a ratio of 2:39.
avg. rep/post: 55.75. Badges: 0g 5s 33b

Malachi

CR tell Vogel612 weather pierre,sd

BlueCheeseMonster

2:43 PM

@Vogel612 Pierre: 53.528F (11.96C, 285.11K), light rain

Vogel612

CR /stats Malachi

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 User 69747 not found

Vogel612

@Malachi gz, It can't find you ;)

Malachi

that is the chat ID

CR /stats 18427

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Malachi (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi) has 5790 reputation, earned 10 rep today, asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.
avg. rep/post: 34.26. Badges: 1g 12s 50b

Vogel612

2:47 PM

that q:a ratio could use displaying as floating point number..

Malachi

it shows 17 questions and 152 answers

that is a real ratio

a ratio is always presented in the form ##:##

Vogel612

but it's kinda redundant isn't it?

> asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.

Malachi

I agree.

Vogel612

3:28 PM

CR countdown 1h 30m TTQTI

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Vogel612

!! /help

CR /help

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Vogel612

CR /listcommands

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner2, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd

Vogel612

3:30 PM

CR timer help

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 Action help not recognized, see /help timer

Vogel612

CR help timer

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 timer: Starts/stops a timer. /timer start [name] starts a timer, /timer stop name stops a timer.

Vogel612

CR help summon

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 summon: Say boopidi bee and in the room I shall be. /summon roomid

Vogel612

3:31 PM

CR help 2nd

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 2nd: User-taught command: <>http://xkcd.com/1357/

Vogel612

CR live

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 You do not have permission to use the command live

Vogel612

CR help nudge

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 nudge: Register a nudge after an interval. /nudge intervalInMinutes message, /nudge remove id to remove, or the listener, nudge|remind|poke me? in? intervalInMinutes message

Malachi

3:32 PM

CR /summon 12723

how do I get him out of there now?

CR remind me in 80 minutes to get my daughter from school

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Nudge #1 registered.

Malachi

CR /summon 8595

CR live

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!

Malachi

CR /summon 8595

Mat's Mug

CR help

BlueCheeseMonster

3:38 PM

@Mat'sMug Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Malachi

CR /learn welcome <user>"Welcome"

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Command welcome already exists

Malachi

CR welcome

Mat's Mug

@BlueCheeseMonster awesome!

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room pseudo-rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

Malachi

3:39 PM

lol

CR /tell Mat'sMug welcome

BlueCheeseMonster

@Mat'sMug Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room pseudo-rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

Malachi

I am going to have to fix that!

CR stats 23788

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Mat's Mug (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/23788/mats-mug) has 12120 reputation, earned 35 rep today, asked 36 questions, gave 239 answers, for a q:a ratio of 36:239.
avg. rep/post: 44.07. Badges: 2g 30s 97b

Malachi

@Mat'sMug 2 gold?

CR stats 23788 extended

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Mat's Mug (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/23788/mats-mug) has 12120 reputation, earned 35 rep today, asked 36 questions, gave 239 answers, for a q:a ratio of 36:239.
avg. rep/post: 44.07. Badges: 2g 30s 97b

Malachi

3:41 PM

CR approve

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: approve

Malachi

CR codeworks

BlueCheeseMonster

Malachi

I am going to check it out more later and see if I can add some things to it

CR help command

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@Malachi Command command does not exist.

Malachi

3:44 PM

CR listcommands

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner2, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd

Malachi

CR help inhistory

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi inhistory: Grabs a historical event from today's date or a date given in MM-DD format. /inhistory [MM-DD]

Malachi

CR inhistory

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi undefined

Malachi

3:45 PM

CR inhistory 01-01

CR live

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!

Malachi

CR learn botFAQ <>"http://meta.codereview.stackexchange.com/questions/1847/chat-bot-for-2nd-moni‌tor-chat-room"

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Command botfaq learned

Malachi

CR botFAQ

BlueCheeseMonster

6

Q: Chat Bot for 2nd Monitor chat room

Following these posts How far off-Topic can we get in the Code Review General Chat Room? What are the Stack Exchange limits on chatbots? Chat bot feature requests I found that there was a Bot running in Root Access, which is Superuser's main chat room. I gathered the code for this chat bot (...

2

Malachi

3:54 PM

anyway have fun, will be back later

Mat's Mug

CR botfaq

BlueCheeseMonster

6

Q: Chat Bot for 2nd Monitor chat room

Following these posts How far off-Topic can we get in the Code Review General Chat Room? What are the Stack Exchange limits on chatbots? Chat bot feature requests I found that there was a Bot running in Root Access, which is Superuser's main chat room. I gathered the code for this chat bot (...

discussion chatbot

Mat's Mug

yay not case-sensitive!

@Malachi how is this extended?

@Malachi BlueCheeseMonster needs an avatar!

Malachi

it is supposed to extend the badges I think so they say gold instead of G

Mat's Mug

oh

Malachi

4:01 PM

@Mat'sMug it's on the Meta Question

Mat's Mug

CR rocks!

BlueCheeseMonster

@Mat'sMug That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Mat's Mug

@BlueCheeseMonster oh yes it does. You're just being narrow-minded and need to be taught a trick or two ;)

Simon André Forsberg

CR stats 31562

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg Simon André Forsberg (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/31562/simon-andre-forsberg) has 12411 reputation, earned 9 rep today, asked 14 questions, gave 179 answers, for a q:a ratio of 14:179.
avg. rep/post: 64.3. Badges: 3g 30s 93b

Simon André Forsberg

4:05 PM

CR stats SimonAndréForsberg

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg User 98071 not found

Simon André Forsberg

It's using my chat user id

CR help

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg Information on interacting with me can be found at this page

Simon André Forsberg

CR listcommands

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner2, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd, botfaq

Simon André Forsberg

4:06 PM

CR eval help

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg "ReferenceError: help is not defined"

Simon André Forsberg

CR help eval

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg eval: Forwards message to javascript code-eval

Simon André Forsberg

CR eval 4+2*13/4

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg 10.5

Simon André Forsberg

4:07 PM

CR github AI-Scorers

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg No results found

Simon André Forsberg

CR github AIScorers

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg Zomis/AIScorers A Scoring approach to Game AIs

Simon André Forsberg

CR help convert

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg convert: Converts several units and currencies, case sensitive. /convert <num><unit> [to|in <unit>] Pass in list for supported units /convert list

Simon André Forsberg

4:08 PM

CR help listen

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg listen: Forwards the message to my ears (as if called without the /)

Simon André Forsberg

CR help meme

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg meme: Return a simple meme link. /meme memeName

Simon André Forsberg

CR meme Huh?

BlueCheeseMonster

@SimonAndréForsberg Sorry, I don't know that one.

Simon André Forsberg

4:09 PM

CR meme

Vogel612

CR meme exploding bear traps

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.

Vogel612

CR meme yombies

CR meme zombies

CR meme Zombies

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.

Vogel612

CR meme zombies

CR meme btw

BlueCheeseMonster

4:21 PM

@Vogel612 Sorry, I don't know that one.

Vogel612

CR nudge 40 "time's up"

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 Nudge #2 registered.

rolfl

CR meme rickroll

BlueCheeseMonster

@rolfl Sorry, I don't know that one.

Vogel612

CR listcommands

BlueCheeseMonster

4:23 PM

@Vogel612 help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner2, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd, botfaq

rolfl

CR meme rickroll

BlueCheeseMonster

@rolfl Sorry, I don't know that one.

Vogel612

CR mustache

BlueCheeseMonster

rolfl

CR you are bloody useless.

BlueCheeseMonster

4:23 PM

@rolfl Not a chance

rolfl

CR bye

BlueCheeseMonster

@rolfl That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

Vogel612

CR forget mustache

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 You are not authorized to delete the command mustache

CR moustache

4:24 PM

CR moustache owner

@Vogel612 User -1 was not found in room 14370 (sorry, mustache only works there).

Vogel612

CR summon 8595

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 Registered; need 1 more to execute

CR pwnd

4:25 PM

CR zalgo

@Vogel612 /<([a-z]+) [^\/]?>/

Vogel612

cr whoisowner

cr get lost

Malachi

@Vogel612 please don't send the bot into 2nd-monitor it is not completely ready yet

Vogel612

aye aye

CR learn monkey <>"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/4bb1054fcf125272d67a31bbb80a6983?s=128&d=ident‌icon&r=PG"

BlueCheeseMonster

4:29 PM

@Vogel612 Command monkey learned

Malachi

CR Monkey

BlueCheeseMonster

gravatar.com/avatar/…

Vogel612

darn..

Malachi

gravatar.com/avatar/…‌i‌con&r=PG

Vogel612

cr forget monkey

cr learn monkey <>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/lJ4m0.jpg"

Malachi

4:45 PM

CR forget monkey

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Command monkey forgotten.

Malachi

CR learn monkey <>"http://i.stack.imgur.com/lJ4m0.jpg"

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Command monkey learned

Malachi

CR monkey

BlueCheeseMonster

Vogel612

4:46 PM

yes

Malachi

the invocation is case sensitive

Vogel612

@TODO: fish, mug,

Malachi

CR todo: fish, mug

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: todo

Malachi

CR help todo

BlueCheeseMonster

4:47 PM

@Malachi todo: Your personal todo list. get [count] retrieves everything or count items. add items adds items to your todo list (make sure items with spaces are wrapped in quotes) rm items|indices removes items specified by indice or content

Malachi

CR todo add items "fish", "mug"

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Item(s) added.

Malachi

CR todo get 1

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Unidentified /todo action 1

@Malachi (0)fish,, (1)mug

Malachi

TTGTL

CR help nudge

BlueCheeseMonster

4:48 PM

@Malachi nudge: Register a nudge after an interval. /nudge intervalInMinutes message, /nudge remove id to remove, or the listener, nudge|remind|poke me? in? intervalInMinutes message

Malachi

CR where is my nudge?

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Indeed

Malachi

CR where is my nudge??

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Of course not

Malachi

CR who am I?

BlueCheeseMonster

4:50 PM

@Malachi Nope

@Malachi nudge minutes to get my daughter from school

Vogel612

cr nudge 2

BlueCheeseMonster

@Vogel612 nudge time's up

Vogel612

cr where is my nudge

Malachi

5:15 PM

hey it did work...lol

cr codeworks

CR codeworks

BlueCheeseMonster

Malachi

5:29 PM

sorry I have to

Mat's Mug

5:56 PM

lol

cr monkey

CR monkey

BlueCheeseMonster

Malachi

@Mat'sMug I know it was bad, but so funny

CR xkcd saturn

BlueCheeseMonster

The SLS head engineer plans to invite Shania Twain to stand under the completed prototype, then tell her, 'I don't expect you to date me just because I'm a rocket scientist, but you've gotta admit--this is pretty fucking impressive.'

Malachi

lol

Mat's Mug

no way!

CR xkcd random

BlueCheeseMonster

5:59 PM

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

Mat's Mug

LOL!!

CR xkcd bobby tables

BlueCheeseMonster

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

Mat's Mug

simply amazing

Malachi

I like it.

I am going to have to figure it all out when I get home tonight and build on it, then I can brag about my acheivements even if I can't spell them

should we have fun with the golfers?

CR /summon 240

what should I do with him over there?

CR listcommands

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

@Malachi help, listen, eval, coffee, refresh, forget, info, listcommands, tell, afk, awsm, ban, unban, color, convert, define, doge, domain, findcommand, github, google, hang, inhistory, jquery, learn, 2nd, notapproved, live, die, mdn, meme, mustache, moustache, norris, nudge, parse, spec, stat, stats, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, unonebox, urban, user, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, zalgo, approve, whoisowner2, whoisowner, justdoit, codeworks, pwnd, botfaq, monkey

Malachi

6:03 PM

CR justdoit

BlueCheeseMonster

blog.codinghorror.com/code-reviews-just-do-it

Malachi

CR info

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi I awoke on Wed, 07 May 2014 12:17:03 GMT (that's about 5 hours ago), got invoked 139 times, learned 11 commands, but forgotten 1 commands, teleported 73 goats

Mat's Mug

teleported 73 goats?

haha I love this bot!

Malachi

@Mat'sMug I can't remember what that means I would have to look it up. I saw it in the code last night, I can change it from goats to monkeys that would be funny

Mat's Mug

6:06 PM

@BlueCheeseMonster @Malachi should fix that hard-coded !! command prefix ;)

Malachi

BTW.Normal that bot is sitting in chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/240/the-nineteenth-byte

I fixed the "!!" command prefix

it's now "CR"

that was an easy one to fix

Mat's Mug

wait, you replaced a hard-coded value with another hard-coded value?

Malachi

it is a variable

bot.invocationPattern I think

so I can change the variable

there is a lot of code to go through. the main JavaScript is over 5k lines or something like that, and then there are like a bunch of other ones too.

Mat's Mug

now we gotta teach @BlueCheeseMonster how to detect/fetch the newest CR answers and post them in CR Answers (@rob0t seems to have gone 0xDEADBEEF)

Malachi

6:25 PM

13

Q: GolfEye - a chatbot (v1.0.3.2)

This post announces the official beginning of a chatbot I've been working on called GolfEye. Here's the chatroom that it posts in. This bot will monitor both Code Golf and Code Golf Meta. It will watch for new posts, and when it recieves a new post via the SE websocket, it posts the post in the ...

discussion chat

here are the Githubs of two different bots

github.com/KeyboardFire/stackexchange-chat-watcher Chat Watcher

github.com/KeyboardFire/stackexchange-chatty Chatty

I am thinking more like Chat Watcher, it looks like it grabs answers and questions from both the main site and Meta

Mat's Mug

perhaps once it's in JavaScript, I'll be able to parse that code and make a C# version (I want to do this in C#!)

Malachi

that would be fun

the current bot is in JavaScript

I want to move it from Firefox to chrome, because I think it will run better in chrome

Malachi

7:30 PM

CR xkcd

BlueCheeseMonster

Planets are turning out to be so common that to show all the planets in our galaxy, this chart would have to be nested in itself--with each planet replaced by a copy of the chart--at least three levels deep.

Malachi

8:07 PM

CR /tell Mat'sMug welcome

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Don't be annoying, drop the @, nobody likes a double-ping.

@Mat'sMug Welcome to the JavaScript chat! Please review the room pseudo-rules. Please don't ask if you can ask or if anyone's around; just ask your question, and if anyone's free and interested they'll help.

Mat's Mug

haha

good thing it doesn't say @nobody likes a double-ping!

Malachi

watch this

CR stat rolfl

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi User Elusio proved elusive.

@Malachi User 99734 not found

Malachi

CR stat malachi

BlueCheeseMonster

8:10 PM

@Malachi User 69747 not found

Malachi

CR stats malachi

CR live

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi User 69747 not found

@Malachi I'm not dead! Honest!

Malachi

CR stats

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi User 69747 not found

Malachi

CR stat

CR stats 18247

BlueCheeseMonster

8:15 PM

@Malachi User 18247 not found

Malachi

CR stat 18427

BlueCheeseMonster

@Malachi Malachi (http://codereview.stackexchange.com/users/18427/malachi) has 5790 reputation, earned 10 rep today, asked 17 questions, gave 152 answers, for a q:a ratio of 17:152.
avg. rep/post: 34.26. Badges: 1g 12s 50b

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