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5:05 PM
@MikeyB I have no choice but to conclude that my ability to read, understand, and then follow simple instructions qualifies me as a superlative human being, better than at least 99.999% of the population.
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I'm now uncertain of my ability to do even simple math. Or type correctly.
 
@84104 how is math formed?
...with an operation! bah dum tish
 
@NathanC A very functional joke.
 
5:23 PM
Seriously who the fuck blocks outbound port 587?
DO does, that's who.
 
@MikeyB Email. YOU WILL NOT SEND IT.
 
@voretaq7 BRING ME AARTHI AND COBBLER
 
@ScottPack Come to New York - we have cobbler. and pie. and.... other stuff
:)
 
That's a long drive.
 
@voretaq7 YOUR POLICIES ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
 
5:35 PM
@MikeyB STFU SPAMMER!
 
5:47 PM
@MikeyB I would think the same places that block almost all outbound connections because their data is some kind of incredibly valuable... like core financial/medical networks.
 
@MikeyB Are we still acting surprised that they suck? IS that what's going on here?
 
@ChrisS Yeah, that's a different matter.
 
@ChrisS Shitty hosting companies do it too, apparently.
 
@HopelessN00b I'm never surprised when sh*tty hosting companies do something stupid...
 
@voretaq7 I wrote this for you:
.user-5477 div.content, .user-5477 .username {
    font-family: "Comic Sans","Comic Sans MS","sans-serif";
}
@HopelessN00b I haven't been directly exposed to a significant amount of suckage yet :/
 
5:51 PM
@ChrisS I dunno. I wonder if hosting companies are like sysadmins. Not innately filled with caustic hatred for all things, but rather, made that way by exposure to lusers.
 
@HopelessN00b I think it's a caustic mixture of low pay -> workers who suck and crappy customer service -> luser who don't want to pay for anything
 
I think I over-spec'd the server...
 
If I ran a hosting company I'd keep the monthly recurring prices low by charging idiots every time I answer their stupid questions.
 
@ewwhite Could be.
 
@ewwhite Coming to NY?
 
5:54 PM
@DanilaLadner Yeah, in the morning. I'm just finalizing my schedule.
did you want me to come to Jersey City?
 
@MikeyB That looks like CSS.
 
yeah, sure. What time?
 
Let me piss on it :-)
 
@DanilaLadner Can I call? Which #?
 
5:57 PM
yes florida one
 
Mayyyyyyyybe :)
Man, fonts look like crap in Windows.
 
man, * looks like crap in Windows.
 
@strugee Your mom looks like crap in Windows.
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@ScottPack says the guy who got smashed on gin and something last night
 
@ChrisS "The hosting is free, but I charge you every time you ask a cPanel question."
 
6:06 PM
@RyJones Hey. I find 1:1 is the perfect gin:tonic ratio.
 
too much tonic
 
@Wesley Do you support cPanel?
@DennisKaarsemaker I like the taste of tonic.
 
@ScottPack heh
 
Our hosting finally got DNS Configuration into cPanel, so I haven't contacted them in over a year.
 
I grew up on quinine
 
6:07 PM
@ScottPack Heck no.
 
@Wesley Will you host cPanel?
 
@ScottPack No. Best I can do is Webmin if someone absolutely must have a CP.
 
@Wesley There's two billable questions for you. Remit to: Radio Streaming LLC
 
@ScottPack Don't even bring that up unless you plan on sharing your gin.
I'll take a gin and gin with a few fingers of gin and a twist of gin. Leave the bottle.
Actually, no, straight to the bourbon
EVERCLEAR. NAO.
 
I figure anything less than two fingers just simply isn't going to work.
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6:09 PM
@ScottPack Just leave that hanging there, whydontcha.
 
I had intended to let it hang out like that but it took a while to get a good nibble.
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Damn... TypePad DDoS attack continues 5th day in a row
 
Dress code at your work for YOUR job: casual? biz casual? biz attire? shorts allowed? nudity allowed?
 
@TheCleaner jeans and a decent shirt. shorts when it gets hot.
 
6:25 PM
@TheCleaner Casual (mostly jeans, shorts, geeky and outrageous tshirts, sweatshirts) - decent shirts and jeans/pants for customer meetings
 
Oh, right, now I remember why I hate you all. :p
 
@TheCleaner Depends on the day, but generally business casual to lower. I'm in jeans and a polo today.
I would never do shorts, nor a t-shirt, but I'm just as likely to wear slacks and a button down as jeans and a polo.
 
@ewwhite I've never heard of such a thing.
 
@TheCleaner I work at a university on the left coast in a behind the scenes job. I'm currently wearing plaid shorts, a t-shirt from a bike ride and sneakers. My boss usually wears jeans and a casual button up shirt, but jean and a tie-dye shirt aren't unheard of. If I had a meeting I'd be sure to wear a nice t-shirt with nothing on it, or some kind of collared shirt.
 
I wonder what the dress code at the NSa's office is. Brown shirts?
 
6:32 PM
Found him.
 
OK, I ask because it is casual here as well. I'm in jeans and t-shirt with a ballcap today since it is raining and a Monday. But I've worked elsewhere that required slacks and a polo and was glad that wasn't the case today.
 
@BigHomie Hawaiian shirt counts as "some kind of collared shirt", but I'd never button the top button.
 
@HopelessN00b - you ready? Get ready....ok, here it comes:
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Q: Restore Windows 8 from image with ubuntu

user3211995I'm a bit of a newbie, my Asus laptop had windows 8 and Ubuntu, I made a backup image of windows to an external hard-drive through windows, and them windows got deleted , what's the best way to restore it? Is there an easy way with Ubuntu? thanks a lot

@Bob - you know you want us to close that question and send it to SU. :D
 
HITACHI STORAGE Y U SO COMPLICATED
 
Oh look, I'm an abusive moderator!
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6:41 PM
@TheCleaner biz casual (khakis and polo) M-Thursday. Jeans/Tshirt/sneakrs on Friday
@MichaelHampton wow clearly out of spite, huh?
 
He's clearly never run into @voretaq7...who makes me look positively nice :)
 
Yeah, well, close but not quite
 
Twice in one month...you're on a roll!
 
Dear SE: I need a vacation. And a pay rise.
 
6:46 PM
The rule he cited is pretty clear- if you're not the admin and aren't making decisions about things like what version of the OS you use to accomplish your goals, then you aren't going to be able to use the answers you get here. — Basil 10 secs ago
 
@freiheit and, where I'm from it takes a severe amount of work to make a short sleeve button up work, because no matter how nice you make it look, on the computer guy, all people see is this
 
Fedora 14...sheesh
Bet he had to shake off a few cobwebs to make that thing work
 
I don't know anything about anything but storage. When was that OS from?
 
@BigHomie That is not the way to go for short-sleeve button-up. A hawaiian shirt or some other casual collared design is the way to go. A tie with a short-sleeve shirt is all kinds of lame.
 
@freiheit That guy looks remarkably like Hank Schrader btw
 
6:49 PM
@Basil 2010
It's advanced 6 versions since then
 
I'm downvoting the piss out of that meta question, only because Alex is a high-rep user over on SO and I have a beef with meta.SO. If I could downvote more than once I would...not because of Alex...just because I hate meta.SO and one of their prominent users deserves to be treated here like we are there. :)
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@MichaelHampton 200% pay raise GRANTED!
 
@TheCleaner I'm downvoting because of the arrogance of "I know better than the mods what is appropriate here, so there!"
 
I'd argue that pushback could be applied in a way less likely to get people upset and posting on meta
 
@JennyD that's the SO arrogance coming out...
 
6:51 PM
but that's a matter of subtext, something that doesn't translate well to, you know, text.
 
@Basil When someone asks a question about out-of-support software on a site about professional sysadmins they're just asking for it...aside from /r/sysadmin, but we don't talk about /r/sysadmin
 
@Basil BORING!
 
@freiheit Agreed, but that shirt says geek as well, it just doesn't scream it. And I like that shirt btw
 
@NathanC They're not reading or understanding the rules, but that just means vote to close and move along. Arguing with them isn't going to make them less likely to complain on meta
 
Is anyone else getting a mobile-like layout when going to ebay.com ?
 
6:54 PM
@Basil but more likely that their existing main site question will get even more negative attention and downvotes. Unless it is hardcore abuse I would say best to let it go...
 
@ChrisS Looks like a responsive layout?
 
negative
 
@MichaelHampton I just hit refresh for the 10th time and now it looks normal...
 
@ChrisS Maybe you were being A/B tested?
 
Must have been a caching issue or caught something in a update..
 
6:57 PM
@ChrisS Maybe. Not sure what you mean. I have this i.imgur.com/sxW9kUz.png . Does that help?
 
@84104 No, the whole page was ~400-500 pixels wide... That's the "normal" width.
 
Wow, what's up with all the whiny bitches lately? "Wah, my butt hurts, kiss it make it better like mommy does!!!!"
 
@HopelessN00b Must be Monday.
Or Tuesday.
 
@HopelessN00b It's not even that... It's all the people who think they're entitled to answers for situations we've never claimed to offer help with.
 
@HopelessN00b That sounds vaguely Game of Thrones-ish
 
6:59 PM
@ChrisS can we have a timeout on meta.serverfault.com/questions/6272/… please
 
@ChrisS s/to answers for situations we've never claimed to offer help with//
 
Ha! Got my last comment in before @ChrisS locked it. Nya nya. =P
@ChrisS Like Mr. MIT PhD?
 
@Wesley I can delete comments on locked questions.
 
@ChrisS But you wouldn't do that to me, right? Puppy cat eyes
 
@Wesley I don't even want to know.
@Wesley I haven't read it yet.
 
7:01 PM
@Wesley Puppy cat eyes? ENOPARSE
 
@ChrisS I said you were a ridiculously handsome man and as smart as any bioinformaticist. (Not quite as handsome as @Skyhawk though. Sorry.)
 
Oh wow. Did you catch this gem? "I just don't administer the host this VM runs on, and the sys admin is too busy and too professional to help me fix this in a timely manner." serverfault.com/questions/590349/…
 
@JennyD I am confused about a great many things in this life. (But I do know that question sucked.)
 
I didn't get my answer in before it got locked... Usually I'm the quickest to downvote or VtC, but in this case I think the OP had a little bit of a point.
 
@Skyhawk lol'd
 
7:03 PM
@ChrisS But, of more importance, can you delete users on locked questions? Because I just saw this whiny, butt-hurt SO user in a locked question on MSF...
 
@Skyhawk wow
 
@Wesley It really really did.
 
@Skyhawk yeah, I caught it. I figured it was his retort and chance at a quick dig.
 
@Skyhawk That was priceless.
 
Found the problem: Bioinformaticist, hobbyist iPhone developer
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7:03 PM
@JennyD Fedora from-a-century-ago, and the evil sysadmin won't let the valiant devop do anything. Look, maybe the sysadmin sucks, but that's not what we're here for. =/
 
There's nothing necessarily wrong with being a bioinformaticist. It just means you're most likely a douchwaffle.
 
@Wesley Poor devops. Always being thwarted by the evil evil sysadmins!
 
@ScottPack douchwaffle with shattple syrup.
 
@cole Wow
 
@ScottPack I used to work with a former bioinformaticist-turned-sysadmin. That was the one and only time I have ever told my boss that "either he gets moved to something other than working with me or I quit".
Guy did get moved.
 
7:06 PM
@JennyD I've not had the best interactions with those people.
 
Sips coffee. First of the day and it's noon. Way too late with this one.
 
@ScottPack not sure if that's a good or bad wow.
 
My cashews have gone stale.
 
@ScottPack What about a cockcrepe?
 
@cole Just...wow. That's an image.
 
7:06 PM
Guy also was the one to pester everyone else about patching security holes. Did not do so himself. When he was finally let go, it took his successor half a day to find that all servers this guy had administered were rooted and had been so for months. THere was a step-by-step instruction on a web site on how to get root on those servers, we had no idea how many people had followed it...
 
@Wesley ouch dude, I'm already drinking a Full Throttle (3PM here)
@ScottPack haha
 
@Wesley Ooo..I like that one.
 
@Wesley LOL
 
@ScottPack Cockfromage.
 
Using DVD drive on my laptop = sounds like an airplane taking off.
 
7:07 PM
@Wesley Cock from age. Sounds like Fedora 14...
 
@JennyD Wait...seriously? There existed a specific tutorial for rooting those specific systems?
@Wesley Fingercuffs
 
@JennyD I think there's supposed to be some kind of accent mark in there but I'm not French enough to know.
 
@ScottPack Yes. Yes, there did.
 
@JennyD That's actually pretty awesome.
 
@Wesley Le fromage n'a pas d'accents. I'm French enough to know.
 
7:09 PM
@Ward The question was borderline. He's got enough sudo access to install packages. I think it was old system + not officially the admin -> on hold ; on hold + attitude -> mess.
 
@Wesley Last week we had to explain to someone both fromage and schmegma. Cards Against Humanity is a riot.
 
@cole hobbyist iPhone developer, eh? Should we tell him that he doesn't have to use an OS that came out at the same time as the original iPhone to develop iOS apps?
 
@ScottPack "To hack Bio Tech Corp's servers, log in to smtp.biotechcorp.com using telnet with password 'password'"
@Skyhawk Éât įt.
 
@Wesley You're missing some base64 somewhere in there.
 
@ScottPack s/some/ful/ ... Took us quite a while to reinstall every damn system. (We were an ISP; those servers were web servers and had user's home directories NFS-mounted, so we had to reinstall everything that mounted home dirs since we didn't know what they'd managed to do)
 
7:10 PM
@ChrisS You want to give him some abuse now? :)
I have privileges to install software. I do not have the ability to replace the OS. You are abusive. — Alex Reynolds 4 mins ago
 
@ScottPack Smegma isn't known well in America as a result of our habit of slicing all those important bits off shortly after birth. =(
 
@JennyD heh, when I worked at Netcom, your home dir would be at the tail end of a bunch of NFS mounts. /home/r/y/j/o/n/e/s/ryjones for instance
when one of the shares got too hot, we'd split it up
 
@RyJones This is pre-autofs days then?
 
Thanks, I have reported the moderator's abusive behavior. — Alex Reynolds 50 secs ago
 
7:12 PM
@84104 early 90s yeah
93? 94?
 
@84104 Am I the only one that hasn't had consistent results with autofs? At least on RedHat systems.
 
@RyJones We didn't have that many accounts - fortunately...
Anyhow, bed time. See you tomorrow.
 
Yaar
 
Darn it, would you mods stop locking the meta question when I'm in the middle of an uncharacteristically reasonable answer?
 
@Wesley Only time I had issues is when I tried to store the master map in LDAP. It works, but only if the networking comes up really fast.
 
7:14 PM
@Wesley No you're not, but I don't have access to work systems from home so I can't see what it was.
 
I see autofs has existed since 92 in Solaris, but we weren't using it
 
@RyJones 12 years? That sounds about like the normal beta process for Solaris.
 
@84104 Yeah, that was my trouble, getting autofs to wake up at the right time compared to networking. It was kinda funky.
 
@Wesley I seem to recall writing a blog post about that...
 
@ScottPack You don't write on my blog anymore. :'(
I always knew my baby had to grow his own wings someday.
 
7:15 PM
@Wesley Neither do you.
 
@Wesley Master map should be a file, that file can then have ldap maps. If the master map fails to load, it never attempts a reload.
 
@ScottPack I'm getting there.
 
My google-fu is failing me. How do I mount a sharepoint site as a network disk?
 
@Hennes WebDAV?
 
@Hennes \\murder
 
7:16 PM
@Hennes it's like any other network share
 
lol what
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Q: Server Memory Storage/

Allen Paul FarmerAccording to a leading newspaper. The United Stated stopped classifying as many documents as with previous administrations. Data Mining has become a complex issue. The Server also is the area where information from social networking sites, contain vast amounts of data added daily to our rich (mo...

 
@JohnD Another question by Markov?
 
@JohnD PRISON PLANET WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
@JohnD Guarantee you he was wearing a Glenn Beck T-shirt when he posted that.
 
I like Beck.
 
@Wesley @TheCleaner @JennyD @NathanC @Iain @HopelessN00b Time for a creasefire.
 
7:18 PM
The little bit I've heard of his new album is pretty not bad.
 
@ChrisS You want me to fold the OP like a piece of origami?
 
He said he contacted that Community Team - Let that be enough until they choose to respond.
 
@JohnD Spammer forgot to post his link.
 
@MichaelHampton yeah that's why I was confused
 
Aha, I see the problem. I missed one of his comments...He seems to think this is SO.
There's nothing wrong with my question but I guess I'm more used to moderation on Stack Overflow. Is bullying how moderation works here? — Alex Reynolds 1 hour ago
 
7:20 PM
@MichaelHampton lulz
 
I am still at a loss to explain why he thinks any bullying or abuse has taken place.
 
@MichaelHampton "I'm more used to participation on ServerFault than StackOverflow. Is cluelessness and overstepping professional bounds how things work over there?"
@MichaelHampton Good thing you got to him before the Tomtastic Duo had a chance to see his post. He'd be in therapy for a year if Tom or Tom had found him.
 
Well, I've not read any of the conversation, but you can be kind of a dick @MichaelHampton.
 
@ScottPack Okay now who's going to clean coffee off my monitor. You owe me a visit, dear.
 
@ScottPack Of course I can. Sometimes even on purpose. But I wasn't even trying today...
 
7:22 PM
@Wesley That is true. Tom would have just unhinged his jaw and let pure unadulterated hate spew forth.
 
@ChrisS I have no opinion one way or the other on that one...my comment was directed at my animosity for meta.SO not Alex.
 
@ChrisS Well done.
 
@ScottPack And trust me, if you saw half the complete and utter shit that we just blow away before anyone gets exposed to it...
 
Oh hey everyone, look at what I just got invited to: devopsenterprisesummit.com
 
7:24 PM
@ChrisS I find that "Ask for a Demonstration" mildly disturbing.
 
I still need that vacation and pay raise.
 
@MichaelHampton isn't mod elections right about this time of the year?
 
@MichaelHampton Will 300% more help?
 
@84104 Unlike this?
 
@ChrisS Hahahaha.
 
7:25 PM
 
@TheCleaner It's on an as-needed basis, not a schedule.
 
@TheCleaner Month or two ago. We didn't have one.
 
@ScottPack You... you want me to poop in it?
 
I need to find another mod election to participate in. My undershirts are starting to fade.
 
gotcha...
 
7:26 PM
@Ward You can still post for a few minutes
 
@Skyhawk How's the healing coming along?
 
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Q: Apache Server Always return a 200

IggyI need my Apache server to always return a 200. No Matter if we should return, 404, 304, 206, ect, I need the server to always return a 200. I have 400's working, how would I make it so a other 200 codes (like 206) return a 200.

@ScottPack That one's for you.
 
Interesting
 
Well, I'm not supposed to be a dick about it, so YOU do it.
 
@Wesley It goes well. Shockingly well.
 
7:32 PM
Went for coffee, popcorn stuck to the ceiling and locked there by @ChrisS.
 
@Skyhawk Are you going to be doing physical therapy as part of your recovery?
 
@Wesley Yessir. Cat-lifting, I hear.
 
@Skyhawk Are you still at home recuperating or out and about, man of the town
 
@Wesley The latter. I am the polar opposite of a homebody.
 
@Skyhawk Yeah but doesn't it hurt to row the five miles from your castle island to Seattle?
 
7:36 PM
@84104 I find dude's request fascinating. I want to know why.
 
@ScottPack it isn't a cat toy to play with. just kill it.
 
@Wesley Island is much more than 5 miles from Seattle.
 
@Skyhawk Wow, for reals? You're hardcore.
 
@Wesley I worked with a guy that rowed his seagoing kayak across Lake Washington every day. That was hardcore.
 
@Wesley I imagine I'll be be able to fly long before I can row.
 
7:37 PM
@RyJones What. The. Ferrets.
 
@Wesley we worked right on the shore, he lived right on the other shore, there it was
 
@JennyD Alone in The Comms Room is a little CatDog
 
@voretaq7 Meowoof!
(Clarus the Dogcow is my cousin)
 
I should eat lunch before I pass out
 
@RyJones Don't go unconscious because I'm not sure how much alcohol I'd have to consume before performing the kiss of life on you would seem like a reasonable option. =P
 
7:41 PM
So what you're saying is you want to shred the HTTP specification, make a nest out of it, soil the nest, and then serve the results to clients? As Scott Pack so appropriately queried -- WHY do you want to do this? What real-world problem are you trying to solve? — voretaq7 ♦ 24 secs ago
 
@voretaq7 Did you get neutered? I see no comment.
 
@voretaq7 Be nice
@Wesley My "comments deleted" stat is lagging way behind another mod... have to make up for it somehow.
 
@ChrisS You ball whacking maniac!
 
@ChrisS That is nice. If you want I'll remove the part about soiling the nest, but he is getting pointed to the RFC he's anally violating with a power drill.
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@voretaq7 That's hot.
 
7:47 PM
@ScottPack That's sweet.
 
Sweet and sour.
 
OMG.
 
Mod FIGHT!
 
Great. Now I'm imagining @Skyhawk in a Sir Mix-A-Lot song.
 
Imagine that you are bribed into applying for a department store credit card. Free stuff, OK.
 
7:49 PM
Re webdav: Thanks. Done.
And wow. 93kb/sec to a network drive.
 
@ChrisS Wait, what's this now? And, more importantly, what does "Time for a creasefire" mean? I'm slightly more confused than usual.
 
@Jacob No fight, I'll pander to niceness and spare the guy'd feelings (to a limited extent), but I'll not condone RFC violations. That would be unprofessional :)
 
Does it have to be apache? — 84104 19 mins ago
^ lol
 
(and to be fair saying the guy was serving a soiled nest may be on the wrong side of professional itself)
((true though it is))
 
They sent it to a nonexistent address. Correct street address, incorrect CSZ.
I saw this on my credit report and called them up.
They said they would need to verify my identity by sending a one-time password to my mobile number.
But, no mobile number on the account.
So, they asked for a mobile number that could receive SMS, then sent the OTP to it.
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Thanks, Citibank.
 
7:53 PM
@Skyhawk That right there is just plain wrong.
 
@MikeyB I was wondering if he was building the http equivalent of a spam trap. Maybe an exploit trap?
 
@84104 and that would be an interesting question...
"Welcome to your online investing toolbox" Uh Cap One, I've only got a credit card, and I intend to keep it that way
 
@Jacob No good can come of doing business with a bank that calls itself Capone. Just saying.
 
@Skyhawk I have a few of those cards...you can get approved even with complete crap credit if you just say you make >$10,000 a year
 
@Skyhawk capital one
 
7:59 PM
and people wonder why bankruptcy is rampant...
Granted, I don't use them after I get the card...pay off the initial balance and make off with whatever "deal" they had :P
 
@Jacob A figment of their imagination. No such thing. Subtract 32 from '1' and you get... 0x11?
@Jacob So, a capital one isn't even a printable character.
 
Maybe we are (not sure I agree with you), but what's the alternative? VTC/VTD without comment, and... end up with butt-hurt and whining on meta because someone doesn't know why his perfectly valid question about what suddenly broke his Windows XP VM that's a WAMP webserver, which he manages with Plesk and has been running inside Virtualbox on a Pentium III with Ubunto 7.10 which has been working perfectly fine for years and is URGENT HE GETS FREE HALP WITH IT NOW OR THE INTERWEBS WILL EXPLODE!!!!!!!111 — HopelessN00b 19 secs ago
 
@Skyhawk What
@Skyhawk What?
lol
 
@Wesley Can @Jacob borrow your ASCII for a while? I think he needs one.
 
@ScottPack superuser.com/election <-- You could be the first!!
 
8:03 PM
Heh, I was about to add that myself.
 
@ChrisS That sounds like a terrible idea
 
Just to clarify- the version of OS he probably actually wants to be running wouldn't need to have this workaround. It would work out of the box. The reason he can't run that is because the person who runs the hypervisor is "too professional" to help. — Basil 10 secs ago
 
Holy crap - SU has 9 moderators and is adding 2 more!
 
@Skyhawk ASCII is haaaaard
 
@Skyhawk I don't understand?
 
8:04 PM
I'm tempted to run on a platform of bringing the surly cruelty of ServerFault to SuperUser, just to see how musch support that idea would get.
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Brain == failed
 
Meh, not active enough on SU to even consider running...:P
 
@ChrisS Think about how much crap SU probably sees (gotta be orders of magnitude worse than us!). They need the mods :P
 
I guess... We only have half that many though (not counting the two who never show up)
 
@HopelessN00b In other words, any professionally relevant questions asked on SU would be downvoted and migrated to /r/sysadmin?
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@Wesley Much like a house key, it won't work right if it's not haaaaard.
 
8:13 PM
@Skyhawk Muahaha, no. Downvote and migrate all the "plz to be halping me computer" questions to /r/sysadmin. See how long it takes, or even if, /r/sysadmin catches on.
 
@Skyhawk You ever tried to unlock a deadbolt using spaghetti? It's not fun.
 
@HopelessN00b I'll write the script.
 
@HopelessN00b If you auto-migrated all SuperUser content to /r/sysadmin, the denizens of Reddit would think "Man, where are all these hardcore geeks coming from. This stuff is tough."
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Heh, sad... but, yeah, yeah, they might. "Wow, you can adjust the screen resolution in Windows?!?!?!"
 
8:25 PM
@ChrisS I think we might only have half their traffic :)
 
8:37 PM
hey @voretaq7 ... anyway I could get a count of my flags for my SuperUser nomination?
I mean, the flags against me, not the helpful flags I've raised.
 
So I wonder if LibreSSL will become the new standard
 
Hey @HopelessN00b - Evan Carroll is running for moderator on SU. Maybe you can be his campaign manager.
 
@TheCleaner We should all try and get him elected.
 
@MikeyB I'd vote for him!
@MikeyB Replace "him" with the name, for context. =P
 
...and it's done. Enough getting paid for StackExchanging today.. it's off to the home place.
 
8:47 PM
@HopelessN00b I would love to participate in an erection.
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Totally voting for Evan.
@MikeyB ...oh that's right, you're married.
 
Troof
 

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