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7:05 AM
% is an operator and it has its rules. It's always placed after a number. f(x) cannot be alternatively written as (x)f.
So... there's your answer.
 
7:27 AM
Orly?
 
7:39 AM
Yes.
@skullpatrol How're you doing?
 
8:04 AM
@ParthKohli Yes, that's what I wanted to say.
 
8:36 AM
@ParthKohli fine thanks. How are you pal?
 
9:12 AM
@skullpatrol I'm good :)
@Sawarnik PING.
 
9:31 AM
@ParthKohli Hi!
 
@Sawarnik sup
 
@ParthKohli I don't prefer toxicated American English.
 
@Sawarnik kk
 
@ParthKohli Have you studied the Taylor series and all that?
 
@Sawarnik only faintly.
 
9:36 AM
@ParthKohli Faintly!?
 
yes, faintly.
 
Means you studied and forgot?
 
kinda.
 
@ParthKohli Good. Partial derivatives?
Please say no.
 
 
1 hour later…
11:09 AM
@Sawarnik Just got HD channels. :D
 
@ParthKohli No use.
I don't have it.
 
Hmm?
 
Don't forget the bet, but I m cheering for India.
 
Ah, yes. This bet has gone right down to the wire. :)
 
Just as I had told.
 
11:55 AM
@Sawarnik It's raining!
 
@ParthKohli Raining! Where?
 
@Sawarnik In the field.
 
Dhaka?
WAAAT!
 
Yes.
That's why they're not able to air the pre-show either.
BTW, tomorrow is a reserved day.
It's only a little rain though, so that's a good thing.
 
At this point, there's no threat to the match?
 
11:57 AM
Almost none. :)
Commentator Harsha Bhogle tweets: 'there is a reserve day. if the game starts as a 20 over game & is interrupted, will resume from point of interruption & go on for 20 overs'
 
Its still raining or stopped?
 
Rain has stopped!
The news just came in.
The match may start a little late, though.
 
Ohk!
Wow, space is a real big space! upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/…
 
!
 
12:11 PM
It's still raining. :(
 
@ParthKohli Hey that map didn't show most of the solar system.
 
@Sawarnik How do you mean?
 
@ParthKohli Are you asking what do you mean?
 
@Sawarnik No, I'm asking how you meant "most of the solar system."
Which is to say: in what way do you mean "most of the solar system"?
 
@ParthKohli I m telling that they showed only a tiny part of what we consider the solar system.
 
12:17 PM
@Sawarnik Like the things after pluto?
 
Yeah.
 
Did you read the end of that map?
> Might as well stop now. We'll need to scroll through 6,771 more maps like this before we see anything else.
 
Yes!
But still that's a tiny part of the solar system.
 
Your page would never load, lol.
 
@ParthKohli It would require some huge hard disk and a supercomputer and incredibly impossible patience.
 
12:21 PM
@Sawarnik Wouldn't take too much time though.
Like if this map takes 1 second to load, then it'd take only 6,771 seconds to load.
But yes, the RAM would go nuts.
 
No, much more than 6771 seconds.
 
What's the size of that page?
It took me only half a second to load it.
 
@ParthKohli Let me calculate, are you considering solar system till the gravitational dominance of the sun or something called the heliopause?
 
@Sawarnik How do define "gravitational dominance"?
 
Sorry, 6771 seconds might be more than well enough.
 
12:25 PM
Covers removed again. :D
HD seems so nice on my TV.
 
[I don't understand any of its physics though.]
 
Sawarnik, the guy himself admitted that the solar system is not only that, and he's only stopping for the convenience of us.
 
Of course!
I am just calculating for my curiosity.
 
OK.
 
The thing called heliopause will require 4 maps.
Which is where Voyager is.
 
12:29 PM
What is the distance of the heliopause from the sun?
 
120 AU
 
What's that unit?
astronomical unit?
 
Ya.
 
And we'll kinda need some precision here.
The map ends at 5914575223 km.
OK, it requires 3 such maps.
 
Oh, Eris!
Even that won't be able to just find a place on the map.
Argh.
it seems that next thing that might be visible on the map would b Proxima Centauri.
 
12:33 PM
Anything that's bigger than the moon would be visible there, so I don't think Proxima Centauri would be the only thing.
 
Even Eris is smaller than the moon!
 
Yes.
Hard to decide.
 
Then the chances of finding something on the map is very less.
 
Let's see what Wolfram|Alpha can say.
 
I was gonna try that only!
 
12:36 PM
I inputted "heavenly bodies bigger than the moon"
And obviously it didn't understand.
 
:P
 
Is there a command that sorts things according to size in the solar system?
 
Wait!
Was Pluto visible?
 
Yes.
 
Oops! Problem!
 
12:39 PM
Pluto was the last thing on the map.
 
Its less than half the moon.
 
Ah wait.
Yeah, he made that to a pixel.
It's live!
The match will start at 7:40 PM.
 
Oh, its more than half the moon, then by rounding off, its visible.
Which means Eris is visible too.
Eris is 97.4 AU, which means 2 more maps.
Problem! problem!
To be sure, Pluto had a dot.
 
Well, let's not analyse too much!
 
Ok :) Turn to the bigger picture.
 
12:46 PM
That's taking a while to load.
 
It is 20000 into 200000.
 
@Sawarnik Are you kidding me?
 
I should have added a dot. My computer almost hanged.
Sorry. 20000*20000.
 
That's not better either.
 
It is.
Did it load?
 
12:48 PM
That's 4 lakh megapixels, dipshit.
 
:D
:P
Make sure your RAM is free.
Handle that with care.
 
Oh wait, not 4 lakh MP
Divide 4 lakh by 1000
400 megapixels.
 
Did it load?
 
The clouds have cleared!
Yes, it loaded in two seconds. :)
idiot
 
:P
Take a look. Space is BIG.
 
12:52 PM
Yes, I know that. No need to damage my computer. :P
 
Hey! Going to Proxima would require 8336 maps! Problem, problem!
 
I'm enjoying HD. :)
lol
Then what the hell is 6,771 away?
 
The hill sphere of Sun however is around 3000 maps.
 
What if your calculation had a problem due to orders of magnitude?
Are you taking 1 map as 5914575223 kilometers?
 
No as 32 AU.
 
12:56 PM
lol, that's why...
 
Ok, lets get more precise.
 
don't ever round off.
just find it out in kilometers
and exact
don't first convert to AU and then convert that AU to kilometers
you'd lose sig fig
 
No, dealing in
kms is impossible.
deal in AU as precise as you can.
 
just use the Google calculator, dude
 
WA.
Taking from where the sentence started.
 
12:59 PM
huh
 
lol, I know.
 
But how come it get 3.9 AU!
You knew AU=animal units? :!
 
no
I don't think an animal unit would be that big
that it'd be comparable with astronomical units
toss in 7 minutes!
 
There is some problem. How come its 3.9 AU?
 
1:03 PM
Why not?
 
It means 1 map=3.9 AU. Whereas Pluto=32 AU.
@ParthKohli How many atoms are there in the universe?
 
@Sawarnik many
 
How many!?
 
I think the order of magnitude was 64?
I don't remember.
Just Googled, looks like it's 80.
 
Isn't it very less. I think it was less than 80.
But doesnt 80 seem too small!
 
1:06 PM
Are you kidding me? I thought it was more than that.
 
That's what I say.
80 seems too less!
 
You said "I think it was less than 80."
 
It seems and reality are different.
 
India batting first.
 
Mach starts at?
 
1:11 PM
7:10
 
We're gonna be batting first. :(
 
Wow, sub-atomic particles are small!
 
@Sawarnik Good job, Sherlock!
 
@ParthKohli $10^185$.
 
1:18 PM
@Sawarnik That's the number of sub-atomic particles?
 
@ParthKohli Volume of observable universe by planck volume.
 
@Sawarnik Ah.
And yeah, I know we're talking about the observable universe.
 
What would be the actual universe like?
 
Hint: you're living in it.
lol
 
I want a answer not a hint!
 
1:22 PM
I don't have an answer. I'm not God.
But if we assume either infinite space or infinite time, then you are Superman at some point.
 
Oh, so sad.
How?
 
This is a theorem.
 
that universe is finte? then?
 
No.
If the universe was infinite either in terms of space or time, then you are Superman at some point of time or some point in space.
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare. In this context, "almost surely" is a mathematical term with a precise meaning, and the "monkey" is not an actual monkey, but a metaphor for an abstract device that produces an endless random sequence of letters and symbols. One of the earliest instances of the use of the "monkey metaphor" is that of French mathematician Émile Borel in 1913, but the earliest instance may b...
Related ^
 
I know the monkey one.
 
1:25 PM
It's just like how pi contains all possible letter combinations.
 
Ok, ok. We are going into useless tuff.
 
lol
 
@ParthKohli Can I as*k* something?
 
@Sawarnik No.
 
@ParthKohli Who are you?
 
1:30 PM
@Sawarnik Yes.
 
Who?
@ParthKohli How do you define yourself?
 
@Sawarnik I'm good, how about you?
I'd be gone when the match starts. Will be back during the interval.
 
:(
 
1:58 PM
@Sawarnik
 
@ParthKohli
 
Six!
Oh, four.
 
Nopes :)
 
Good, Rohit, good.
 
Is it interval?
I hate Rohit.
OOPS.
 
2:00 PM
Phew.
It's good that Rohit was on the danger end.
 
I hate Rohit.
Just hate him.
 
Malinga.
 
get him malingA.
 
I hope the batsmen have a plan.
 
haha
 
2:09 PM
lol
 
That is where I would be in June.
 
Here we go!
 
Ok, bye will come in the inter val
 
Bye.
 
2:44 PM
@ParthKohli Cimon Virat! You re awesome.
 
 
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4:57 PM
 
@Hawk ^
@ParthKohli Doesn' work. This is too easy for the crime he committed.
 
I'd be more than happy if Yuvraj Singh uses these days and comes back in the IPL.
 
IPL? Huh, that is a part of the conspiracy. He was bought for some .. amount that he of course doesn't deserve.
@AGoogler hi.
 
@Sawarnik Hi!
Exam ended , finally
 
@AGoogler How did it go?
 
5:11 PM
@Sawarnik Better than expected
 
@AGoogler Any math that you couldn't do?
 
Solved - 12/13 physics , 10/13 chemistry , 4 or 5 /7 geometry,3 (maybe) /6 algebra
@Sawarnik Yes
@Sawarnik By the way I constructed the figure for 1 geometry question and got the answer :P
@Sawarnik Ironically I found geometry easier than algebra.
 
@AGoogler That is the mark of a genius!
 
lol
But they collected rough sheets , so I'm afraid
 
hee hee. who will check those!they shouldn't allow construction sets in the first place!
@AGoogler Why don't you post the questions you couldn't solve?
 
5:16 PM
@Sawarnik They collected question paper too :(
And I don't remember the questions exactly
 
Wat! But you should remember the questions.
Put a force on your brain and remember.
 
@Sawarnik Actually time was insufficient . So I didn't even get to read some questions from math . For those that I had time to read, I solved them
mostly
 
Ooh. This is unfair.
Ok give the one you solved by construction.
 
Sure
There is a circle , and an external point P.
Secant from P intersects the circle at A and B
 
Ok.
 
5:20 PM
The distance between P and the point on the circle which is farthest from P is 140
PA and PB are given
 
Wat are they?
 
PA=28,PB=100 (probably)
By the way that farthest point is M
 
Ok.
 
Find the area of MPA/12
 
Is that a hint?
 
5:23 PM
No , that is the question
 
So was finding MP the hint?
 
MP=140 , given
 
Oh, yeah!
 
@AGoogler Mains?
 
Ok, let me solve. How do you figure out areas by construction!
 
5:24 PM
What?
@ParthKohli Nope!
 
@AGoogler Then?
 
@ParthKohli Entrance test for M. Prakash Academy , for IIT JEE coaching classes
 
@AGoogler Ah OK.
This coaching business is pretty funny.
There are some coaching classes for coaching class entrance exams.
 
Haha!
Really?
And that's why I prefer to be out of the coaching systems.
 
@Sawarnik I found the length of perpendicular by construction , then area came out 119 . I figured that must have been experimental error , because it should be divisible by 12 , so the answer is 10
@ParthKohli I know.
By the way , thanks for reminding me of Mains. Let me check out the paper.
 
5:28 PM
Oh nice!
And i find out that i really struggle at pure geom questions
where trig is hard to apply
 
There was some trig question too , which was actually easy but required heavy calculation so I couldn't do it.
 
I hate those things.
Don't you tricks for them?
 
@Sawarnik M is found by the intersection of the line joining P and O(centre) and the circle
Also PB*PA=PC*PM
Where C is intersection of PM and circle .( along with M)
 
@AGoogler Seems plausible. Oh yeah.
That means you solved it.
 
@Sawarnik I could , if I were more patient
When I realized that I could do it with construction , I stopped trying
 
5:33 PM
Hmm...real genius you are.
Good!
[I hate coachings btw.]
[and India lost the cup :(]
 
lost?
 
i mean..did not won:p
 
yet?
 
wat do u mean?
 
Oh sorry
I thought the match was ongoing
We scored only 130?
 
5:37 PM
Yup.
Thanks to Yuvraj.
and Sl bowlers.
 

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