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@FAE You may be interested in this: indiedb.com/games/operationstarcrusher

Man, TPP got pretty dark in the last few days.

@GnomeSlice Huh, Kevin MacLeod music too.

@FAE Oh, lame.

Original music is better

usually

The tracks in the trailer were decent.

that trailer?

oh, yeah, kevin macleod

huh

I missed that part before

@GnomeSlice Yeah.

Girl downs ten jagerbombs, goes into cardiac arest three times

Remember, people, alcohol and caffiene don't play nice together.

@Frank jesus

@FAE It's a horrible scare for the family. As with everything, moderation is the key.

@Frank I won't do jagerbombs, personally. The mix would just be really bad for me.

@FAE Both alcohol and caffiene do silly things to people suffering from anxiety.

I have a friend who can down jagerbombs like a normal person can drink beer.

It's hard for me to watch. x_x

This is friggin cool!

czkproject.com/lift

@Frank Yeah, stimulants in general tend to be ungood for me and kick me into like hypermanic mode.

Mine's gone down since I started experiencing panic attacks.

I think I'm over the worst of it, now I just have to get myself back to my old levels.

Man, I can't believe that girl downed ten.

@AshleyNunn I think my relationship with alcohol is best described as "frienemies". It seems like it's going well on the surface, but in actuality, it's stabbing me in the back (or liver, as the case may be) and before I know it, I'm screwed.

@ThatBrazilianGuy Train Simulator, yes?

@AshleyNunn Most hard liquors are things I don't like.

@Frank To be honest, I prefer to not even know.

I get that super bitter aftertaste that I really don't like.

@Frank Pretty sure, yeah.

Gimme wine, though, and I'll down that all day.

@Frank I love me some Bailey's or Kahlua/Tia Maria.

Also good vodka.

@FAE There was this drink I used to make, called the Kinky Orgasm (don't ask, I don't know why).

Shot of Kahlua, shot of Baileys, shot of Amaretto. Fill with milk.

I can drink wine fine because I don't drink that to excess, I just have it on weekends at Jochem's parents (which is fairly normal to drink with dinner here).

Went down super smooth, and was nice and sweet, to boot.

(I have a massive sweet tooth)

@Frank I don't so much in general, but I do for booze.

Which is why you coming over would be super dangerous, @AshleyNunn

@FAE That just sounds so wrong. :P

@Frank Exactly! :D

OMG, @Frank, this recipe says you can add vanilla ice cream and/or strawberries if desired! :D

@AshleyNunn Probably. Wouldn't remember any of it, I bet. :P

@FAE Had to look it up, didn't you? :P

One nice thing about my metabolism is that I process things rather fast.

I was tearing through whiskey shots by the end of my cousin's wedding, and still remembered everything. Could even walk straight.

@Frank Of course! It sounds amazing.

@FAE I like the super sweet stuff. Bonus if it packs a kick like a mule.

And that killed chat.

I am going to try and make pasta

I hope I don't burn down the house

@FAE :o

I get to do a little bit of tech support for my freelance work.

Including some stuff that's probably above and beyond, but them's the breaks.

wish me luck

@GnomeSlice you boil water and put the pasta in. I don't think you need to worry about burning the house down.

@MBraedley Well, if you get distracted and let the water boil away, the noodles will burn to the pan, so that could be problematic.

I suppose I should nuke the rest of my pizza for dinner.

@GnomeSlice good luck. Don't forget to salt the water

I wish I could edit comments right now..

Omigosh the Yawhg seems so awesome but I don't have anyone to play it with! D:

I mean just look at this

it's awsome

@RedRiderX It's only local co-op isn't it?

CC @AshleyNunn

@AshleyNunn I KNOW, RIGHT?

also, man, I haven't thought about jumpers in ages

@GnomeSlice You forgot a word in your Ultionus review.

@Fluttershy Where?

I made pasta!

it didn't come from a box!

... woof, I think I used too much olive oil in the thing

> This sort of stuff doesn't negatively the gameplay though, it's obviously been pretty well thought out.

@Fluttershy dergh

@GnomeSlice no such thing

@MBraedley I duno this tastes kinda bad

So I boiled the pasta

and put some olive oil and minced garlic in a suacepan

and heated that shit up

then drained the pasta and dumped it in

and stirred in some cheese

is that right?

Yeah, there's definitely a puddle of olive oil at the bottom of my bowl

You may have burned something. Or not rinsed the salt off the pasta

gross

Or you just don't like olive oil

@Fluttershy fixt

I think I'm just gonna give up and make a pizza again tomorrow

@GnomeSlice Cooking takes practice!

I used waaaaaaay too much oil

Spaghetti is easier. Start easy and progress to harder things

It was rigatoni or something, idk I didn't check

it's what was in the pantry

it was like tubes

tubular

@GnomeSlice woo

@badp It wasn't very good.

Well, it was pasta with cheese olive oil and garlic.

@GnomeSlice use less oil and put the pasta in your bowl/plate with a spoon or something instead of pouring it all in with the oil

@Chippies Oh, that would have been a good idea.

it tasted like shit

but I made it

Yes, with this kind of stuff spaghetti would've been better. Next time also add something spicy

so I'm happy

I think next time I'm just gonna add butter

Congratulations on your first self-made meal.

You'd get what we like to call "midnight pasta"

@GnomeSlice I don't think that's a good idea.

@badp Are you sure, because that's what you do with KD and it tastes amazing

@badp why would it be a bad idea?

You already have oil in it

There's no need to also add butter

I'm assuming he meant instead of oil

if not then yes, bad idea

Yeah

just pasta and butter

all the butter

Replace the olive oil with (just a bit of) butter is fine. Yeah, don't mix

I feel kind of sick.

Pasta, garlic, oil and moderate amonuts of chili is a classic of Italian cuisine

you don't need a lot of oil or butter, just enough so it doesn't stick together

@badp I'm Canadian

@GnomeSlice Pasta isn't Canadian

If you want rigatoni I'd go for some of the canned bottles of sauce

@badp It is if it's in my pantry and I'm hungry

boil the pasta, drain water, add bit of oil, shake/mix it, put in a bowl with a spoon or something and eat

Personally, store bought sauces is the way to go until you get more confident.

Usually you just mix the contents with drained pasta and get a decent meal. If you want to get fancy with tomato-based sauces, what you can do is put the drained pasta back in the pot, mix with the sauce, turn the fire back on and stir for a minute or so

Speaking of food, marinated asparagus' is awesome and it makes my pee green.

The most awesome thing ever.

And with that, I'm off to sibling video game night

@Chippies I looked up how to put garlic in pasta and it said to saute it in oil

I didn't know what saute meant so I just poured some oil on it and heated it up

Yes, that is true

Just add some chili next time to give it extra flavour

@GnomeSlice get granulated garlic, best thing ever

ricette.giallozafferano.it/…

@Chippies It was.

It was 'minced garlic' from the fridge

it was in a big plastic bottle thing

I don't think you need to saute it if it's granulated, I mean, it's just powder

I put like a spoonful of it in a pot

@Chippies well whatever, I did that anyway

I added the cheese because it looked like shit

the cheese made it look less like shit

but it still tasted like shit

so it looked like shit with cheese?

@AshleyNunn oh

okay

so cooking it was good

yeah, granulated is basically powder

I cook awesome meals

and I have no idea how to cook

I think I cooked it a lot

just throw shit in a pot/pan and cook it

add stuff

thething said to cook it until it turned pale gold

DONE

it started out pale gold though

everyone loves my meals

my wife hated fried eggs until I cooked some for her

I add bbq sauce to my eggs, lawls

I add worchestershire sauce to everything

sauces are awesome

I should have just put ketchup on it

ketchup is the shit

you can never go wrong with ketchup on pasta

or on pretty much anything

:o

omg

what I made for dinner

it's of the gods

motherfucking. win.

I thought gods don't eat

@AshleyNunn thecheesepusher.tumblr.com/post/2719857351/creamy-garlic-pasta you need to make this