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4:09 PM
It's too bad they refuse to make 2-handed weapons anything but trash
Let them have up to 2 gem slots. Problem solved.
 
@Frank Did you hit your goal yet?
 
@Sterno give two-handed weapons a hat on hit effect
 
@badp People do love hats
 
Gateways is excellent.
 
@RedRiderX based on the movie though, not the game of the movie
 
@GnomeSlice Eh I guess
But there are the same set pieces in the game as in the movie right?
 
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Q: TDS Dream Job Crashes

NekMost of the times I try to put a worker to its dream job the game crashes, this doesn't happen lal the times, i have mannaged to get 1 worker to its dream job but the rest of them just makes the game crash.

 
How would "... The Game: The Lego Set" look any different?
 
@RedRiderX It probably wouldn't. I think he was joking.
 
4:24 PM
@GnomeSlice Well yeah
so was I
Just doing a poor job of it :P
 
 
I liked the Gateways demo
it might be worth $2
 
 
@RedRiderX You can get it for $1 right now
 
4:27 PM
But I still haven't played everything in the Humble Mobile bundle
 
2 hours ago, by GnomeSlice
New Deal: Gateways for Windows, Mac and Linux + Keys and Bonus Game http://goo.gl/fb/k4lVe #indiegamestand
 
@GnomeSlice But Shuggy is the bonus right?
 
Comes with Steam
@RedRiderX Yes.
So if you want that one, you beat the average.
 
@GnomeSlice I know I get the emails
 
@RedRiderX :o
 
4:27 PM
41 secs ago, by RedRiderX
But I still haven't played everything in the Humble Mobile bundle
 
I'm gonna go eat
You can get to it eventually
 
Sure
 
@RedRiderX Also, also ikoid.com
okay eating
 
@GnomeSlice I know I get those emails too
 
@RedRiderX :o
 
4:54 PM
@RedRiderX Yeah, the Lazergator storyline is really nice. Have you seen this comic?
Also, it's really really faint, but there's an outline of Feraligatr over Totodile in the last frame. For the extra feels.
 
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Q: What does mean "You deel stupid. You feel clumsy."?

NakilonI'm completing Tutorial. I've weared some new armor and now: You feel stupid. You feel clumsy. What does that mean?

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Q: South Park Stick of Truth - Print Screen Save Location?

Jamie HutberI'm trying to find where my prints screens are going in South Park Stick of Truth. So far I've searched in My Pictures, My Documents and the location of the game No luck yet :( Windows 7

 
@Lazers Five bucks says user actually pressed PrtScr, but SP:SoT doesn't even save a screenshot with that.
But I don't have the game, so I have no idea what the answer would be.
 
5:09 PM
@Yuki OMG YES
7ofDiamonds is why I'm interested in TPP
 
@Sterno Sure did
 
@FEichinger Doesn't steam do screenshots with F12?
 
@Unionhawk By default it does, yes.
 
Okay, so that would probably be the answer. And wherever steam saves screenshots
 
Well, by default Steam hides them deep in the steam directory.
But it should also, by default, open a screenshot manager window after a play session.
 
5:24 PM
0
Q: How does the first part of "Intimidating Presence" work?

AssylumIn the Juggernaut Tank Tree, there is a skill called "Intimidating Presence". Within this skill, there is a part that confuses me, which I highlighted: So how does this exactly work? I have actually never seen it in action. I often Force Charge into enemies, get kicked back while doing so and...

 
{steam root}\userdata\{user id}\760\remote\213670\screenshots should be the correct directory.
 
@RedRiderX His comics are so good.
 
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Q: Is there any advantage in getting a nosejob?

Trent HawkinsNone of the rhinoplasty options seem to visually change anything, with the sole exception being the insanely expensive 'The Hasselhoff'. I know this is a joke about the character designs of South Park, and was featured in an episode if memory serves, but is there any benefit in game? A person who...

 
@GnomeSlice Ah, you seem to have found the real reason I love Loki :3
HI GUYS
 
@spugsley hai
@spugsley can't wait for Tom Hiddleston to knock her down with his hands...
 
5:32 PM
I bet @spugsley would prefer him using his hammer.
 
@FEichinger Don't you mean his spear-staff-thingy?
 
(Yes, I was making a poor gutter joke.)
 
@FEichinger I know, but Thor's the one with the hammer...
 
I know..
The joke was intended to be poor.
 
Anyone who knows MySQL and can point out a dumb mistake I can't see in my query?
 
5:33 PM
And spear-staff-thingy is just as appropriate.
 
walks in, reads, leaves
 
@3ventic I could look over it ... But @kalina would get mad at me for being bad at SQL.
 
@spugsley Hah
 
Well... UPDATE `toptimes` SET `position` = (SELECT COUNT(1) FROM `toptimes` WHERE LOWER(`mapName`) = ? AND `time` <= ?) WHERE `id` = ?
 
@Yuki But I already went too far recently! I had to mess this one up.
 
5:34 PM
damn backticks
> You can't specify target table 'toptimes' for update in FROM clause
 
Not sure about MySQL, but do you need those backticks for the table name and columns?
 
they're not really required but I like consistency and there are some columns that have a keyword as the name..
 
@Yuki Yes and no. They're not required, but it's actually good form.
(And it disambiguates.)
 
@FEichinger :o
@Yuki it's the best and sexiest part
 
5:38 PM
@3ventic I think it may have something to do with the fact that you're trying to read from the same table you're writing to ... at the same time.
 
@FEichinger did I miss something important? :O
@Yuki I love his spear-staff thingy
4
 
@spugsley I dunno if you missed it, but I scared the paperbot away, so I figured I should actively prevent myself from nailing such jokes for a bit.
 
@FEichinger :O HOW?!!?!?!?!?
 
@spugsley BUTT TALK.
 
@FEichinger NICE!
 
5:40 PM
@3ventic That said, you shouldn't put that logic into SQL anyway.
Either calculate the position in the application before entering, or calculate it after fetching the data from the table.
 
@Wipqozn Math++
 
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Q: Dota2 crashing from time to time

HeihachiI am using latest nvidia drivers 334.89 (tried every driver starting from 320) and after patch (approx at the end of november 2013) i am getting sometimes crashes to desktop without any error messages, though i have crash dump: http://www.osronline.com/dump/DA2.cfm Can someone tell me, what's w...

 
@FEichinger I put it there to see if it would be faster that way
 
@3ventic SELECT * FROM `toptimes` WHERE LOWER(`maptime`) = ? ORDER BY `time` ASC <-- Already gives you the position, doesn't it?
I mean, there's no need to store the position in the database at all.
 
@Yuki THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
I'M STUCK IN A TOM HIDDLESTON HOLE
 
5:46 PM
@spugsley Wrong hole.
 
A.....HIDDLEHOLE
 
I hate you all so, so much.
 
@OrigamiRobot D:
 
@FEichinger SELECT COUNT(1) FROM `toptimes` WHERE LOWER(`mapName`) = LOWER(?) AND `time` <= ?
 
@OrigamiRobot ♥
 
5:47 PM
Man, I'm going to be hanging out with friends all day instead of playing diablo 3. Stupid social life. Being loved is such a curse!
#firstworldproblems #yolo #hashtag #lifehacks
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But it's really slow when the query needs to be run ~600 times in a row for each mapName
 
@3ventic Then get a separate caching table.
 
Storing the position makes that part a lot faster
 
Also, I've been thinking about making a barbarian or monk.
 
@FEichinger That's probably a good idea
 
5:50 PM
@Wipqozn Barbarians are like non-emo monks.
 
Also, apparantly the crusader doesn't get the 30% damage reduction the other melee classes get.
 
Monks are the elegant counterpoint to Barbarians.
 
ATTENTION: I have ordered pizza.
 
Lifehack: order pizza and you don't need to make it yourself.
 
So true.
 
5:55 PM
Common sense, isn't.
That's a lifehack all it's own.
 
I never paid much attention to lifehacks until @sterno pointed out how stupid they were and now I hate them.
 
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Q: does Deleting My META INF Folder hurt my minecraft?

bunnygirl206does deleting my META INF folder delete my minecraft worlds or what does it do to my minecraft?

 
@Wipqozn are you serious? @Sterno loves lifehacks. Every time he learns one he immediately implements it into his life.
 
spugly pls
 
@spusgly pls
 
5:57 PM
@Wipqozn can't tell if on purpose or just @Wipqozn
 
I don't know why that's named doge.gif
 
Damn, I was trying to make that joke first but thenmobile is too slow
@sterno it's a lifehack
 
Bonus image for @spugsley
 
Oh! @Sterno I found one of your favorite lifehacks!
 
Little known fact: That's an image of Tom Hiddleston as a child.
NO GROWN MAN NEEDS A BAGEL TOTE
 
6:00 PM
@Sterno (I seriously just hid behind Ian bc I can't bear to look at this. I am blocking my screen with a paper)
 
@Sterno No one needs a bagel tote because bagels are best with nothing on them.
 
And in the 4th year, war broke out on the fields of Arqade. On the one side, House Lifehack, fighting its most fierce battle against the Lordship of Dolan ...
 
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Q: Minecrarft: How to turn off item-creation spam in chat

KzqaiSometimes while playing minecraft I can't deal with the message spam of other people creating items on my server. Can't see enemies through it, etc etc. Is there a way to turn off -just- item creation messages E.g. giving someUser 3 of Dirt in chat? The choices for chat settings curren...

 
I am watching Thor 2 and waiting for pizza to arrive. Life is good.
 
> You are immune to Desecrator, Molten, and Plagued monster ground effects.
Holy fuck
 
@Wipqozn I WANT. Right now.
 
@Wipqozn Yep. :3
 
@Sterno OMG IAN BOUGHT ME THOR 2 AND I LOVE IT AND NOW I HAVE IT AND I CAN WATCH INFINITE TIMES
 
@Frank It's a bonus frmo having 4 pieces in the set.
 
6:04 PM
@Wipqozn I know. I saw.
 
@spugsley This is my first viewing and I totally didn't steal it via torrent.
 
Arghh screen shot is F12 you say.... — Jamie Hutber 2 mins ago
 
@Wipqozn That's just default Barbarian ability.
 
@Unionhawk
Called it.
 
@FEichinger
 
6:05 PM
@Sterno oh and in case you haven't seen it. Here's an important pizza lifehack you might find useful
 
I got one of these at level 60. It has over 700 Dex on it.
 
Oh, you're actually pinging me
 
@spugsley That's not as bad as the one that says to put something under the box to make it level on the seat
 
@Unionhawk Yep. Cause I friggin called it.
 
6:06 PM
@Sterno omg I can't even pretend anymore. That's not seriously a thing is it?
 
@Frank That's the item you got when we were playing, right?
 
@spugsley Yes
 
@Wipqozn Yep
 
@FEichinger Pretty much. Nobody calls screenshots "print screens" unless they're trying to use that key.
 
I fucking hate people.
 
6:07 PM
@Unionhawk Ahyup.
 
@Frank Did you link to the wrong thing?
 
@Wipqozn Nope
Remember, legendaries scale now.
 
@Sterno I really have no hope in humanity. None. Zero.
 
That weapon looks horrible stat rai OH
OHOHOHOHOH
That makes so much sense.
I was wondering why all the legendaries on the blizzard site were crap.
 
6:08 PM
They're the old ones still, I think
Idris Elba is so wasted in this movie
2
 
@Sterno why are watching Thor 2 and worrying about Idris Elba? Fucking Tom Hiddleston is in it.
 
Because I'm not a teenage girl.
 
@spugsley It has a sex scene?
 
@FEichinger if it did, you'd never see me on here ever again.
 
@spugsley Figures.
 
6:12 PM
@Sterno do people not realize this increases the chances that the pizza will end up on the floor if the car has to stop suddenly?
 
@MBraedley Maybe there's a lifehack for that.
 
@Sterno seatbelt
 
Yeah, they can use the seatbelt to hold it
But then you risk crushing the pizza
 
@GnomeSlice I take issue with this!! En is not an element
 
@GnomeSlice ....seatbelt the pizza?
 
6:14 PM
@Sterno LIFEHACK: Get someone else to hold the pizza, if something happens blame them.
 
@spugsley In the box, sure.
 
I hate it when I get pizza delivered and the cheese is all slid onto one half of the pizza.
That should be a crime punishable by no less than 5 years imprisonment.
 
@Sterno Tell them to put a bottle on the seat when you order it
 
@GnomeSlice lol yeah link to that lifehack in the comments section of your online order.
 
@spugsley Ask for a photograph or he doesn't get a tip
 
6:16 PM
@spugsley TBQH, I secure my computer tower with a seatbelt if I have to move it by car
 
@MBraedley The thing is, a tower is sturdy enough to handle a seatbelt. If your pizza is hard enough to not fold over when your seatbelt fucks up the box, I'd buy pizza somewhere else next time.
 
I know
5 mins ago, by MBraedley
But then you risk crushing the pizza
 
Woo! Legendary plan!
 
6:27 PM
@Chippies I'm pretty sure there is more stuff you can only buy in the online shop, and not through steam.
They have enough stuffpacks, that if you add them all, the game crashes.
 
That game seems to be dead =[
Last update was in 2012
nooooooooooooo
 
I like how the Asgardians are getting owned because despite having laser rifle technology, they choose to go with swords and shields.
 
@Sterno That has never happened to me.
 
@Sterno Magic swords and shields.
 
Proven Lands kickstarter starts tomorrow
Really hope that game gets funded
 
6:39 PM
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Q: How much junk can a douchebag carry?

oKtosiTeHaving played just a few RPG's before (Diablo II, Oblivion, Skyrim, DoomRL), one thing I've learned is that you can generally only bring a certain amount of stuff with you. Is there any weight/size limit on douchebag's inventory in The Stick of Truth, or can I collect infinite amounts of pubes an...

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Q: NFS RIVALS Is not working Correctly with Zotac Nvidia Geforce GT610 2gb

Shadan AliNFS Rivals is not running smoothly with Zotac Nvidia Geforce Gt610 2GB?

 
Umm, what?
 
My dodge chance just became silly.
 
@OrigamiRobot wat
 
@Arperum yeah, my wife has like 4 or 5 expansions and the performance has gone downhill and load times have increased a lot. I can't imagine what it would be like to have all expansions and the custom crap you can download.
 
I don't suppose anybody recognizes the second track in this do they?
Around 4:00 in
 
6:46 PM
@OrigamiRobot 90% of a show's content is its name.
 
@Chippies My ex got fed up with the moneywhoring and switched over to pirating, and with some mods/merging stuffpacks/expansion packs it was playable again.
 
@StrixVaria It's not just the first suggestion that doesn't make sense.
 
@Chippies you should definitely look into the mods for the sims, they also have some mods that fix a shitton of bugs/ stupid AI.
 
@OrigamiRobot Dexter and Super Troopers both take place in a police station.
Dexter and The Office both take place at work.
Dexter and My Name is Earl both have rednecks...sometimes.
 
Dexter and It's Always Sunny are both about terrible people?
 
6:48 PM
@OrigamiRobot Yes.
 
@Sterno It's their own damn fault for being morons.
 
Dexter and That 70s Show both... I got nothing.
 
The whole movie is murder on the norse mythology.
 
@Arperum I didn't know there are bugfix/stupid AI mods, will have to look into that, thanks
 
@Chippies I can't help you with where to find them though. I think one of them was called awesome mod or some other stupid name.
 
6:52 PM
@Arperum it's okay, I'll look into them when wife actually wants to play sims, she's got stomach flu right now and I don't wanna deal with sims unless I have to :P
 
@Chippies I can understand that.
 
@GnomeSlice my wife said it sounds like music from weather station
 
@Chippies Your wife is stupid
 
oh no you didn't!
 
also weather stations have good music
 
6:53 PM
I bet it is from weather station and you're in denial
 
@Chippies NO!
If it is I still want to know
 
neither of us said it's bad
 
I know, I'm just messing with you.
 
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Q: What is the strategy to being first to bronze working in Civ Rev?

John RudyOver the years, I've tried many various ways to have my civ be first to research bronze working, but none have ever panned out. It always seems like the tech tree will show the (1) icon right up until the turn when you finish your research -- but you don't get the first archer. I know this is pi...

 
@Arperum ... I just understood the title of Sonata Arctica - Shamandalie
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT?
 
7:03 PM
@KevinvanderVelden ?
 
@Arperum Sham And A Lie, as in part of the lyrics ><
It's not a name
 
@KevinvanderVelden lol
 
I'm thoroughly confused now, but okay.
@KevinvanderVelden closed as "Confuses @Uni"
 
@Unionhawk I was about to say, is that not your default state?
 
anyone else having problems with steam?
 
7:09 PM
@spugsley uuh jup, no connection right now
 
@spugsley "no connection"
 
Ok thanks. Making sure it wasn't just me
 
Also: I must be going, gonna see some random trashmetalbands.
 
Weird thing is that both me and @Arperum are in a completely different region from you
 
7:09 PM
0
Q: How do you appear offline to friends on Battle.net?

bd33I have a number of friends on my battle.net account. However, sometimes I don't want to appear online to some (or all) of them. Is there a way to be hidden from your friends on battle.net?

 
@Lazers Set your status to offline I guess?
anyway: I'm out, don't want to be late.
 
Not that I care, I'm reading the latest circle of magic (were latest is september 24th of last year but meh)
 
@spugsley Yup.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I was playing Binding of Isaac just now, didn't notice anything.
 
@KevinvanderVelden ಠ_ಠ
 
7:22 PM
0
Q: Opponents giants bypassing my walls

TabithaRecently while watching the replays of other players raiding my village I've noticed their giants are just dropping into the middle of my village without breaking through my walls. I've seen goblins doing this too, how are they doing this?

 
@Lazers ...
such tags
 
7:45 PM
So, Thor 2 was kind of boring.
 
@Sterno NO. You're wrong.
it's WAY better than the first one
(and Tom Hiddleston is hella hotter too)
 
I dunno, I preferred the first Thor too.
Loki was all angsty in the second one
Also my dad accidentally deleted the subtitles file so we had no idea what the dark elf guy was saying for the entire movie
 
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Q: I cant join a external server in minecraft pe help!

user71207When I am trying to join a server i put in the address but in the address i cant put a period what does that mean?

 
8:01 PM
whut
weird
 
@Lazers ... Oh, look, another Minecraft dupe.
 
@GnomeSlice ... K-Metal? o.o
 
@Fluttershy It depends heavily on if you can get into the mission structure (somewhat repetitive as all Monster Hunter-esque craftathons tend to be) but I love it, personally
 
@GnomeSlice there is a huge dissonance between what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing. Well, at least for vocals. The instrumentation is pretty clearly metal.
 
anyone want to play Endless Space co-op?
 
8:12 PM
@Chippies Are you still here?
 
(I'll even buy you ES Gold Edition if you're a regular and promise to play with me ;D)
 
I think I have endless space
Hmm no wait, I played that during a free weekend
 
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Q: Microsoft Flight Simulator X on Windows 8.1

ecnepsnaiI've been itching to play some flight simulator X recently, so I pulled out my DVD copy and threw that sucker in. However, I purchased that game back in the XP/Vista days, now I'm on Windows 8.1 and I cannot install the game. When I try to install the game by launching DVDCheck.exe, the Install...

 
8:27 PM
@StrixVaria @spugsley @Wipqozn I got the staff of herding! :D
 
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Q: Can't scroll through items in the item battle menu

C-dizzleWhy am I not able to scroll through the items when I pull up the item menu during battle? As you can see in my screenshot, I can only select from these 6 items. I have tried to use the "S" key to scroll down and by clicking on the white down arrow. I also seem to have the same problem in one of t...

 
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A: How do I resurrect essential NPCs in Skyrim?

user71223There is but it doesn't work. I killed Ulfbert War Bear, I tried to resurrect him. The command has been accepted on the console with no errors but nothing happens, I have his body on my bed though at Whiterun. He's mine to keep. He is just on his underwear.

I love that answer. It's probably wrong, but boy is it an awesome answer.
It's also technically NAA.
But still, that last sentence. Perfect.
 
whoa
An electric car designed for people in wheelchairs http://theatln.tc/1md01OH http://t.co/hy3IctE4nK
 
@GnomeSlice that looks pretty damn practical for what it is
 
8:43 PM
<3
 
@spugsley That's not asking much.
 
@spugsley Tom Hiddleston wasn't even supposed to be in it. :P
 
@Sterno I still haven't seen that movie.
 
9:01 PM
@FEichinger
 
That electric wheelchair car from above ^
$25k?
Ouch
That's going to be a tough sell for a car that only goes 25 mph
 
FAE
@GnomeSlice He was angsty in the first one too
 
@FAE Yeah but it was worse in Thor 2
He was just a huge whiner
 
@FEichinger Are you just going to link me, or actually answer the question?
 
@MBraedley Well, I know you had that question on the radar for a while, so I figured I'd let you get the answer. (Also because I guess you will actually install and use the mod, while I have no plans to do so.)
 
9:13 PM
@FEichinger But you found it, it's your rep to gain.
 
@GnomeSlice I agree with this statement and would just like to add: aaaaaaaaaaah
That looks pretty interesting
 
@KevinvanderVelden Oh, now I get it
ooo, aaaaah
I was like 'what'.
 
@GnomeSlice ^,^
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yes, it does.
 
9:25 PM
@Yuki WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE. He has an ARMY of fangirls
 
@spugsley (You replied to the wrong person.) :P
 
@Fluttershy I DON'T EVEN CARE EVERYONE CAN KNOW
 
@GnomeSlice That's a pretty terrible trailer.
 
@Fluttershy Yeah, it's only a teaser.
But it has literally nothing in it
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah. It's less a teaser trailer and more... picture.
 
9:31 PM
Yeah, it really is the article/description that's interesting
 
@Fluttershy I was wondering why I got that reply...
 
I love how battle.net's "Leave me logged in" option does absolutely nothing. <_<
 
@Fluttershy same with origin for me >___>
 
that looks awesome
 
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Q: How do I get 12 kills/knockouts on the Moira Asylum level?

deutschZuidIn Chapter 5, aka, the Moira Asylum level, how do I complete the optional objective of obtaining 12 kills? There are a grand total of 11 killable mobs in the whole level? Is there a secret area with a den of crazies that I missed?

 
9:54 PM
cc @StrixVaria
WTF?
 
wat
 
That's weird.
 
That's not the same Amulet.
 
@StrixVaria Yea I have no idea
 
9:55 PM
My wife picked it up.
 
@OrigamiRobot The one on the left is one you clicked on in chat, isn't it?
 
Wife status: Master troll.
 
@StrixVaria tips hat
 
@SaintWacko Let me know how Edge of Space is!
 

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