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9:02 AM
@kalina well no, we should be playing payday 2 when the new things are released
 
Oh OK
Well fuck my journey to work
 
More bad traffic?
 
Lol
I spent more time not moving than I spent moving
 
Well that's a bad thing =/
 
Hello Bridge!
 
9:07 AM
@Sam morning
 
@KevinvanderVelden Morning to you too!
 
9:18 AM
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Q: Is there a way to write down a new recipe I just discovered in Skyrim?

BartI bought only 2 recipes from some merchants. Now I have to use trial an error to discover the rest of them. Do you guys just write them down on a piece of paper? Or maybe there is some kind of an in-game notebook where I could put it in? Should the player know all the recipes by heart???

 
Great ... Now I have to make a friggin icon, too.
Two icons, actually.
God dammit.
 
@OrigamiRobot that looks pretty damn cool :)
Only... 9 hours later, but the silly robot shouldn't be pinging me at 1AM :)
 
Aaand my vector graphics tool isn't installed here yet. Great start.
 
I hate fuzzy briefings.
> this link is wrong. everything on the page is about last year (it isn't), if you then enter this world in the search funtion you get the correct things (sublist of the items on the "wrong" page).
 
9:34 AM
Oooooh, maybe I don't need to make new icons.
 
Morning people
 
@Ble morning
 
9:50 AM
Hey
GTA V is so good
 
boo
10:00 AM
This guy makes good music:
 
I am ready to go to bed again...
 
@KevinvanderVelden I am awake for 2 seconds
You did not wake me. This is coincidence.
 
I actually like the ak in payday 2
 
I bought payday 2, but still havent installed it, same goes for Bioshock infinet
I have to stop buying games that I don't have time to play >.<
 
Bioshock infinet
:D
 
10:08 AM
@tombull89 to slow
 
Too*
 
boo
@kalina 2
 
@blem I too have to stop buying games
 
@boo II
 
boo
@tombull89 Deux
 
10:11 AM
@kalina Too slow also, can't edit
 
boo
@kalina One-in one-out policy. You can only buy another game when you've completed one you've already bought.
 
@boo "One-in one-out policy" sounds so dirty
2
 
boo
@Blem HamStare
 
@boo Start writing some HamStare script already!
 
overpowered bulldozers
 
boo
10:17 AM
@Arperum I have the script, I just cba to rewrite it as a FF script
I could switch back to Chrome I guess
 
@boo I know, was just trying to get you off your lazy ass.
 
boo
HamStare @Arperum
@Arperum ಠ_ಠ
Ok, happy now?
 
@boo Yay!
We can Stare at people again!
 
Chrome is best browser
 
HamStare @Blem
 
boo
10:23 AM
@Blem ಠ_ಠ
 
Yay!
 
:)
 
OMG NICE 360 NO SCOPE
 
Lunch time!
 
@kalina I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all these updates.
 
boo
10:28 AM
@kalina I'm remembering why I switched to FF though, the settings tab is taking about 20 seconds to open for no reason
 
FF isn't much better, come to think of it.
 
Meh I just update when I reboot
 
boo
Why is Chrome so dog slow? I don't understand?
 
er, whats the clear command for python? xD
 
boo
Open dev tools? Wait 20 seconds. Open setting settings tab? Wait 20 seconds. 5 seconds or so to come back to life after switching tabs
Ok, HamStare is now self aware
 
10:38 AM
Although serious sam is pretty neat as well
I must confess
It's killing me
and I
 
<relevant XKCD: COMPILING!>
 
boo
@Loko Was that a Britney Spears attempt?
 
@boo It was...
 
boo
@Loko It was incorrect
@Loko Flagged
 
@boo too bad
yup It was incorrect
what is this? speed-warp.net
 
10:46 AM
@Loko A game...
Made by @fredley before he turned into the spacehamster @boo
 
@Arperum It doesnt make any sense
 
boo
@Loko It's not supposed to, at first
 
@boo Right
 
And it works!
 
boo
@Loko Once you've waited for a bit things will start to happen
 
10:54 AM
Okay So I play the arcade, and I can just stay in 1 place...?
 
@FEichinger Is it actually necessary to write "relevant"? isn't XKCD always relevant?
 
@Blem Yes, because this particular XKCD was relevant at that precise moment.
And quite a bunch of moments before and after ...
 
 
boo
@Blem User icon: Expert level
 
:)
 
10:59 AM
This week, I was productive: FInalized and pushed a bugfix and two features in just five hours.
And with that said, I leave again. :P
 
This week, I too was productive. Woke up and got to work on time 3 days in a row
 
boo
@kalina It's like it's a new job or something
 
Eugh
I'm struggling
Waking up before 7 is so unnatural for me
 
11:18 AM
@kalina Should be unnatural for everybody
 
11:43 AM
@OrigamiRobot and of course you wake up when I'm at a meeting, silly robot needs to learn better timing.
 
12:32 PM
You woke up before 7? That's cute.
 
@ste grrrr
I'm so tired
 
The trick is going to bed before 3am
 
I've been going to bed before midnight
I was in bed at around 10:30 last night
 
@BenBrocka You mean the game runs over 720p?!
 
12:42 PM
@3ventic yes, 720p on Xbox One, 1080p on PS4 (and whatever you want if you got it on PC, just don't ask for an FOV slider....)
 
@BenBrocka I will never buy Ghosts for PC...
and I'll never buy Xbone or PS4 so I guess there goes Ghosts
 
Wouldn't buy PS4 over wouldn't buy COD? Harsh
 
I don't have money to spend on PS4..
 
Whenever I hear anyone say "Xbox One" in real life, I like to gently correct them and say "Xbone"
3
I get a lot of weird looks.
 
lol
I haven't actually said Xbone or PS4 out loud...
only written
and I can't be bothered to type xbox one so I use xbone
 
12:45 PM
Also, not many people get it when you they're talking about the Xbone and you say "TV TV TV TV SPORTS TV TV CALL OF DUTY SPORTS SPORTS TV"
 
@Sterno I hope you hang out at gamestops to do this
 
@Sterno well, you need better friends
 
@Sterno Only to get a drink
 
Hey @OrigamiRobot, how did you create the plastic stuff on top of the led thingies? It looks cool :)
 
@KevinvanderVelden Broken glass
Some of it is rolled in black silicon
 
12:54 PM
Nice
 
Bored
 
Still reading documentation?
 
You're welcome.
 
Nope I am eating lunch
 
Covered in cheese?
 
12:58 PM
How can you be bored and eat lunch at the same time?
 
By lunch I mean drinking multiple coffees
 
Oh, that's how.
 
I am starting my third frappachino right now
I will stay awake until the end of today
 
I always stay awake until the end of the day
 
Why would you cover yourself in cheese during lunch?
 
1:00 PM
By force if required
There is no cheese involved
That's why I'm bored most likely
 
Independence day on Friday..
 
Hour lunch breaks are silly
 
Why?
 
Would much rather turn up to work 30 minutes later
Why?
 
@3ventic cause they take an hour, and as such delay going-home-time
 
1:01 PM
Not quite long enough to do anything but too long to do nothing
 
Nov 26 '12 at 11:30, by pixel
I am covered in grated cheese
Jun 13 '12 at 10:32, by ickleislands
omg my sandwich just fell apart and now i'm covered in cheese
 
Oh right... you probably don't suffer from overcrowded school canteens where you need to wait half an hour to have a table to sit...
 
Who is this pixel you speak of
 
Dec 17 '12 at 0:09, by pixel
the bases are out of line with each other, so every time I pick up a slice I get covered in cheese sauce
 
I hate mandatory lunch breaks.
 
1:03 PM
Feb 24 at 12:24, by kalina
now there is cheese everywhere
 
@kalina well whoever this pixel is they do have the best pony as their avatar
 
Nope I started eating within a minute of going on lunch
Rainbow Dash is best pony
3
I haven't even seen the new episodes yet
I would much rather eat while I'm working and cut an hour off my day
 
@kalina this, I eat at my table and take a half an hour break where I walk around
I do need to take a break and walk or something for a bit otherwise my brain is mush half way through the day.
 
I'm sure in a few months I'll be used to my 6:30 alarm
 
I haven't needed an alarm clock in 18 months.
 
1:11 PM
@Sterno well yeah, but old people need less sleep
 
Without an alarm I don't wake up until mid afternoon
That's just how my body is set up
3
 
Needs reprogramming.
 
No
 
Get up every day at 6:30 for a year, and you'll be wired that way.
 
@Sterno Is this how old SkyDrift is?
 
1:12 PM
@OrigamiRobot Yes
 
@Sterno nope
 
@Sterno Incorrect.
 
3-4pm is the correct time to wake up
 
I wake up at 6:30-8:00 daily for most of the year, and when the summer holiday starts, I'm sleeping past noon.
 
Do you suddenly start staying up way later during the summer, though?
 
1:14 PM
I start going to bed later
 
Yeah. That'll fuck it up.
 
I've gone to bad at the same time for years.
 
obviously you won't sleep past noon if you go to bed before midnight...
 
Waking up at 7 every morning does not make me wake up at 7
2 mins ago, by OrigamiRobot
@Sterno Incorrect.
 
@3ve wrong
 
1:15 PM
if tomorrowIsSchool then goToBedEarly else goToBedWhenYouRunOutOfYoutubeVideosToWatch end
3
 
If I go to sleep at any time without an alarm, I will wake up between 3 and 4 pm the next day
 
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Q: How to get 'All Upright' ribbon for Food Fight level 8 (Nemesisters)?

DisgruntledGoatIn the recent level pack "Food Fight" for Bag It, I managed to complete level 8, but one of the ribbons is for 'All Upright'. I can't find a way to get everything in upright due to the awkward shape of the bananas. For reference, the items are: 3x melon 4x milk 2x salsa 2x green banana (L shap...

 
My body desires 12 hours of sleep and will take it if I let it.
 
@OrigamiRobot Faulty programming.
 
Right I suppose I should start heading back to work
 
1:17 PM
@Sterno Maybe your programming is faulty
 
Nope. My programming is baseline awesome.
This is what's happening in my brain all the time.
 
@Sterno Hmm...
 
Everyone who still uses IE7-8 should die in a fire.
 
@Arperum I know workplaces where IE 7-6 are required.
 
@RedRiderX why on earth
 
1:25 PM
@RedRiderX They should get over the cost for updateing their broken webapps and update.
Or just burn.
 
@Arperum Everyone who uses IE should die in a fire, the only exception is people who are made to use IE and who have set the people who made them use IE on fire.
 
@Arperum It's not the webapps that holding it back in most cases.
It's the whole line of business OS setup that they won't update.
 
My school computers use IE9 and it's annoying..
 
"make me a xmas card in a browser, you get an mp4file, it has to work on everything, including my dishwasher and some old IE."
@RedRiderX Then use firefox or chrome for fucks sake.
There is not a single reason why you should be using IE7-8
 
@Arperum We're talking Server 2003 instances here.
 
1:28 PM
@RedRiderX then don't use a bloody browser
 
@RedRiderX I couldn't care less. Firefox or chrome or whatever.
 
People should be changing away from Server 2003 anyway..
 
@Arperum Would still require testing and changing the LoB OS setup.
 
Or don't go "the fancy card doesn't work on this stupidly outdated browser, fix it, but don't even think of using youtube!"
 
@KevinvanderVelden You don't, actually.
You remote in to an older setup.
 
1:30 PM
@RedRiderX I couldn't care less. IE 8- is an abomination upon mankind. And with extension: IE is an abomination.
 
IE11 works well with today's standards
 
The danish tax agencies Quality management tool can only be run in IE9 32bit version as administrator with compatibility mode turned off >.<
 
@Arperum The thing is, they couldn't care less either.
 
@RedRiderX They do, they make me waste hours of time to make it work on their friggin crap.
@3ventic Mostly, it breaks multiple javascript editors used by CMS systems.
 
@Arperum noticed that
 
1:33 PM
@Arperum All those business requirements weighing down on them, and the very real cost of replacing everything at once.
 
@3ventic Me too, our CMS suddenly has a browser that isn't supported yet for the backend.
 
"Every is just good enough as it is" happens a lot.
 
@RedRiderX businesses should be keeping up with the world in small steps rather than 10 years at a time...
 
@3ventic Unfortunately, for big business that this is a problem with, they seem to only be able to see the current cost of replacing things, rather then the future cost of not updating.
 
Gratification is the pleasurable emotional reaction of happiness in response to a fulfillment of a desire or goal. Gratification, like all emotions, is a motivator of behavior and thus plays a role in the entire range of human social systems. Instant and Delayed Gratification The disparaging term instant gratification is often used to label the satisfactions gained by more impulsive behaviors: choosing now over tomorrow. The skill of giving preference to long term goals over more immediate ones is known as deferred gratification or patience, and it is usually considered a virtue, pr...
 
1:36 PM
?
 
Better get profit now and lose later than lose now and gain more later
 
Yep.
 
One-box can't show the anchors :(
 
The stock market reinforces this amazingly well.
 
boo
@kalina PPIBP
 
1:38 PM
It's all current exponential growth rather than long term sustainability.
@boo PrivatePansy Is Best Pony?
 
boo
HamStare @RedRiderX
@RedRiderX ಠ_ಠ
 
What?
 
@boo Most skyrim mods with breast physics end in BP...
 
@3ventic For me, if false then goToBedEarly else goToBedWheneverUsuallyAround2or3 end
also good morning people.
 
Drive Like A Girl is an actual thing...
 
1:51 PM
@Unionhawk But will it be backwards compatible?
 
I think that means the actual micro USB end of the USB cable though.
@RedRiderX No freaking clue.
 
@kalina Oh it's black box insurance...
Hrm.
 
2:11 PM
@kalina The eyelashes on the headlights thing is awful
 
boo
@kalina Retch
 
@Unionhawk So now the plug will have 2 sides instead of 3?
 
boo
@Unionhawk One end will be reversible. The other end will not be, but will be slightly different, and indistinguishable from the first end.
 
 
@Unionhawk Why didn't they at least do this for microusb 3.0
 
2:15 PM
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Q: Warzone 2100 occasionally zoomes my screen largly,is it a Ubuntu bug or Warzone bug?

aditya patilsometimes after playing Warzone 2100 for long time,when i exit it the screen just zooms,and only 1/4 th screen is visible.the top bar is visible completely,but is inoperable. i would have loved to share the screenshot,but the save or copy buttons are in the invisible 3/4 th part of the screen....

 
@kalina That's not new...remember diamond.co.uk?
Also the eyelashes on the car headlights is awful.
 
Good morning, Bridge
3
 
I like how that still gets starred every time.
 
Good morning, @fbueckert XD
 
@StrixVaria ignores
 
2:25 PM
xD
 
@fbueckert why don't you like the emoticons, look at how cute they are D:
 
@KevinvanderVelden I don't mind emoticons. It's XD that I loathe.
 
@fbueckert well that's okay I suppose. Emoticon-ist
 
@fbueckert What's wrong with XD? XD
 
What about X)
 
2:27 PM
XFD and XMFD were big on an old forum I frequented.
 
@OrigamiRobot or >.<
 
^_^
My favourite
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
<('o')>
CBA... Too much effort on mobile
 
boo
@kalina (╯°□°)╯︵ <(.o.)>
 
2:32 PM
@tombull89 We have HamStare now.
HamStare @tombull89
 
boo
@tombull89 ಠ_ಠ
 
/|\(;,,;)/|\
 
can you HamStare @boo
 
HamStare @boo
 
boo
@Kevin van der Velden ಠ_ಠ
 
2:32 PM
Nope, guess not
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden Interesting, I need to remove spaces from usernames
 
@FEichinger I'm mostly curious as to who else then me is still starring that. I'm doing it mostly from habit now. And so at least one positive message is starred daily.
 
@Arperum I call it a negative message
 
@OrigamiRobot Your face is negative.
A good morning in the afternoon is a positive message.
 
@boo meh, it still works. Now we just need another @KevinSomething and I can spam myself and someone else :D
 
2:34 PM
Mornings are evil and to say they are good can only mean you are a sadist.
 
Yay. Bela managed to knock the power cord out of my computer.
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden Try now
 
@fbueckert Wait until she starts trying to eat power cables.
 
downloaded a 1.5GB installer and ran it...finished install is a 87mb folder.
 
HamStare @boo
 
2:35 PM
asplode
 
@KevinvanderVelden WRONG
 
Hmm it doesn't seem to pick up edits either
HamStare @boo
 
boo
@Kevinvan der Velden ಠ_ಠ
 
@tombull89 ... Payday 2?
 
@boo fail
Also minecraft peoples: Equivalent Exchange 3 will be released by December 25th, 2013 for whatever version of Minecraft has the most up to date version of Forge (likely MC 1.6.4 by how things look today)
 
2:37 PM
oh wait no it stuck a ton of stuff in %ProgramData%
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden Weird
 
@Arperum She seems to be pretty alright with just playing with cords, and not even all that much.
 
@boo javascript .replace replaces a single instance, I'd assume that's your mistake =p
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden Too much switching between python and js >.<
 
Oh wow.
I just had to drop the Good Faith Bomb in a chat room.
It was getting very misconstrued.
 
boo
2:39 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Try now
 
HamStare @boo
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden ಠ_ಠ
Yay!
 
So what happens if you hamstare yourself?
 
boo
HamStare @boo
@boo ಠ_ಠ
I get throttled
I can stare at myself, but you can't stare at me
 
@boo heh cool
@boo did you build that in or does it just replace the target with the same value? =p
 
boo
2:41 PM
I'm going to build more rules into my chatbot
@KevinvanderVelden Built in. If it detects me as the target it stares at the person who sent the message (still me)
 
@boo more a question of is it something you actually spend time on to special case it or if it just a case of doing an operation which results in no change what so ever.
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden It's a special condition
@OrigamiRobot are you famous?
 
@boo he's a sentient robot, how could he not be famous?
 
boo
@KevinvanderVelden I want to see what his opinion on the matter is
And so does my script
 
@boo Does it work when I give his expected answer?
 
boo
2:54 PM
@Arperum No, it has to be him
 
@boo Oh well. @ORI get over here!
 
@3ventic jeah for flags
 
boo
@3ventic killed it
 
Aaand it's gone
 
2:55 PM
That was quick. Hooray for Bridge.
 
Building bridges between offensive content and flags
 

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