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12:00 AM
Valkyrie if you're starting out
 
Aww, why can't I be chaotic valkyrie?
 
Because.
If you want to get excalibur you need to be lawful
 
Oh, and valkyrie are always female too?
 
Yeah.
That helps because succubuses are more common than their male counterparts
 
Are you watching me now? How do I share it with you?
 
12:02 AM
I am currently watching
 
oh. How?
 
From the watch menu
 
@DJMcMayhem Oh, you need to modify your .nethackrc
 
You need to turn off numpad.
 
12:03 AM
NAO uses numpad by default for some retarded reason
 
Yeah, I noticed
 
Do shift-S
 
I was trying hjkl and it didn't work
does it just go in my ~?
 
No
Go back to the upper menu
 
on the main menu, hit the key to edit your nethackrc
 
12:04 AM
There's an options thing
 
put in number_pad=0
 
Anything else I should put in?
 
can I join this fun?
pls
 
@DJMcMayhem Not for now
 
@DestructibleWatermelon not right now, we are coaching DJ
maybe after, idk
i have to leave soon
 
12:05 AM
._.
 
bad option line number_pad=0
 
OPTIONS=num_pad:0
 
you have some spectate thing? is there an easy way to do that?
 
It's on NAO.
 
yeah, played on a public nethack server
 
12:06 AM
@DJMcMayhem Whoa slow down
OK those were jackals
The f is your pet kitten
 
the highlighted monsters are pets
 
Ok, I'm just wandering, lol
What's Z?
 
you only have 1 right now, but dno't try to fight mister cuteface
@DJMcMayhem zombie
 
Use ;
 
Should I fight or run?
 
12:07 AM
fight
they aren't that hard
 
How do I pick an object?
 
,
 
Ah, I get it now
 
@DJMcMayhem pick one up or select in far-look (;)
 
It's coming towards me...
halp how does fite?
 
12:09 AM
You walk into it
Automatically attacks
@DJMcMayhem OK, so that's a comestible
In Nethack all corpses are food. But some shouldn't be eaten
 
gesundteit
 
Kobolds and zombies should never be eaten
 
Is it worth picking up at all?
 
And in general corpses you didn't just kill shouldn't be eaten
@DJMcMayhem No. Your cat might eat it though.
The + sign is a door, go ahead and open it
 
If I wanted to, how would I pick it up?
 
12:10 AM
@DJMcMayhem ,
 
i is inventory
Your goal is to get to XP level 5 and find a fountain we can #dip for excalibur
 
Ooh, a sword!
 
OK, be careful with items
 
Oh, cause of curses?
 
12:11 AM
So items can have one of three statuses: blessed, uncursed and cursed. Testing for them is called BUC tests
The simplest one is the pet test which I'll describe now
So basically
Pets won't walk on cursed items
So what you do is you drop the item in a corridor so that the pet has to walk over it in order to get to you
If it says "moves but only with reluctance" or takes a super roundabout path you know it's cursed
 
How do I drop it without picking it up first?
 
You can pick it up
 
But I shouldn't equip it?
 
Just don't wield it
Yeah
 
How do I drop it?
 
12:14 AM
d
 
So it just walked over it right there?
 
I didn't see, sorry.
 
I think it did.
 
If it stood directly on it it's OK
 
There's no other way it could have gotten to me
I didn't see it stand on it
 
12:15 AM
It could have moved diagonally
 
Should I test again?
 
Move it into the middle of the corridor and try
That way there's no other way other than all the way around
Oh, nevermind
 
Oh, it just stood on it right there
 
If it says "+1 long sword" it's not cursed
Actually, isn't that the sword you start with? Weird...
Hit i for me
 
Oh, I dropped the wrong one
 
12:16 AM
OK, you dropped the wrong sword
Move it one tile down
OK, it's good I think.
Normally you would stay in sight range of it
OK, next time you do it it'll go faster. It's just weird the first time :P
Anyways, continue exploring.
 
But that wouldn't force it to stand on it
 
If it walks on it that's standing on it
 
Uhh, the jackal?
 
@DJMcMayhem You have nothing to worry about
 
Well shit
 
12:19 AM
Wait, I didn't see what happened
 
I think I bled to death
 
OK, get your possessions identified
 
I did
 
Get used to this
 
haha, farvel
typo
 
12:21 AM
No, it's not.
It's a joke. It's supposed to sound Nordic
 
Oh
Alright, let's go die again!
 
That's the spirit!
This time pick dwarf as your race
Infravision + extra resistances
 
valkyrie again?
 
Yeah.
 
Oh, so dwarf valkyries can't be neutral?
 
12:24 AM
No.
By the way, we're looking for a >
 
Is that upstairs or downstairs?
 
Downstairs.
 
What's a xan?
 
A kind of magical mosquito. Those aren't xans though
Those are grid bugs, and they're very weak. You'll have no problem
 
How can I see how much health I have?
 
12:26 AM
HP:
At the bottom
 
Should I fight the jackal?
 
Yeah.
@DJMcMayhem OOH
That underscore is an altar
 
COOL!
What does that do?
 
Use ; and see to who it is
@DJMcMayhem All sorts of things
 
Lawful
 
12:30 AM
Perfect.
 
Lol, why did my kitty put the lantern on the altar?
 
So you can #sacrifice to increase your alignment with your god
You can also place items on the altar and they will glow based on their BUC status
 
Whats an amber flash?
 
Amber flash is blessed
What item did that
 
The lantern
nice!
What will sacrifice do?
 
12:32 AM
What kind of lantern is it
 
A blessed brass lantern
 
Hmm I don't remember what that does
Lemme check the wiki
If it was a blessed magic lamp you could #rub it for a genie
I think a blessed brass lantern just lasts longer
Anyways make a note to come back and move on
 
Oh, I need a corpse to sacrifice?
I googled it
 
Yeah.
You don't really need to #sacrifice right now.
Later on it'll be important though.
@DJMcMayhem There's probably something secret there, do 50s
That repeats search for 50 turns
Just like vim
 
:D
This is awesome!
 
12:35 AM
Oh, wait.
Sorry, my terminal size was screwy
That's at the bottom so it can't go anywhere
It's just a closet
 
Oh, lame
 
Closets do sometimes have teletraps to a vault though
Not in this case though
 
Should I sacrifice the newt corpse?
 
You'll know because the tile will have ad aerarium engraved on it
@DJMcMayhem When did you kill it?
 
last move
 
12:37 AM
You should probably eat it instead
ef
 
What's the point of eating it? My HP is pretty high
 
It doesn't refill HP.
It refills nutrition
There's a secret hunger bar
But if you eat something that wasn't killed recently or something like a kobold or a soldier ant you'll get food poisoning and die. That's why you have to be very careful
Hey, what's that item in the center of the room?
 
Thonged club
 
All right, take that to the altar
 
wtf is an aklys?
 
12:41 AM
Oh wait, the aklys is the thonged club
I was confused for a second
Anyways read the scroll
 
How did I get mail? What's that about?
 
I sent you a mail in-game. I just wanted to demonstrate it
Unfortunately the mail system is slower than I thought...
If you hit the item's letter in the inventory you can see actions
 
Hm. The aklys is not glowing
 
That means it's uncursed.
So don't bother with it.
It doesn't do much damage but if it was blessed you might be able to sell it
 
How can I find out how much damage it does?
 
12:44 AM
The wiki.
It does 1d6
 
what does that mean?
 
1 to 6
xdy is x dice with y faces
By the way, do you know how to _travel?
 
Oh duh, I should have known that
 
Hit _ and then select a tile like far look. It'll take the shortest path for you.
This is helpful since I think the only room left to check is the top left one and walking is a pain
 
What happens if there is a fight between?
 
12:46 AM
It'll stop.
Using 50s or a similar repeat will also stop when something interesting happens
(noise, monster, etc)
By the way, . skips a turn. Helpful when you're doing stuff like pet testing
@DJMcMayhem Hit ., not return
That used to get me all the time too
 
Finally.
 
@DJMcMayhem That's a lichen. It's harmless and good to eat
Its corpse will keep good forever but it's not too nutritious
OK, take that door and let's see
 
I think I'm gonna equip the aklys
 
@DJMcMayhem Why? Your long sword is objectively better
1d8 against small
 
Oh. OK
 
12:50 AM
@DJMcMayhem Ha, secret door. Kick it open.
Although it doesn't particularly matter
CTRL-D
 
How/
ty
 
Uh...
 
oh shit
 
Huh
 
I didn't realize that takes health
 
12:52 AM
That's probably the strongest secret door I've ever seen
@DJMcMayhem Also hurts leg and abuses dexterity (iirc)
When you get kicking boots you'll be able to one-shot doors like that :P
@DJMcMayhem No problem
Don't forget to use diagonal movement
 
Oh lol the cat killed it for me
Wait wat?
o_O
 
Oh, I forgot to tell you that :P
 
Yeah, that would have been nice to know
 
yubn does diagonal
Also check that kobold's body. The yellow background means there are multiple items
 
y up left, u up right, b down left, n down right?
 
12:54 AM
Don't eat his corpse it'll poison you
@DJMcMayhem yes
Ooh, 14 darts. Might as well grab those.
@DJMcMayhem Yellow r is sewer rat. Those are usually in groups so they might be annoying
@DJMcMayhem Statues are harmless
 
Can I kick it down?
 
Although they can be stoned to flesh to be brought back to life
@DJMcMayhem Don't think so
That's the down stairs by the way.
 
k
Do you think I can take on all 3?
 
Yeah.
Don't move into the room.
Stay in the corridor (not the doorway)
They can only come at you one at a time
 
down to 4...
 
12:57 AM
You're good. I would stay in the back of the room (away from the doorways) and do 20. to regen a bit then head down
 
Should I eat?
 
Yes, absolutely. When you feel hungry eat
Really bad things happen when you get too hungry
 
How do I go down?
 
>
 
Oh duh, haha
Alright, this seems like a good stopping point.
 
12:58 AM
Wait go back up. You forgot your kitten
 
I need to eat irl
 
The kitten only goes with you if it's adjacent
 
Where is it?
 
It probably wandered off. Just slowly mash . until it comes back
Kittens are annoying like that. eventually you'll get a magic whistle which can summon it
Or a leash
 
Jeez, why won't it come back?
 
1:00 AM
Because you haven't passed the turn
 
I've waited 100 turns
 
Remember, nethack isn't real time.
 
I hit . a bunch of times
 
Oh, huh.
Walk around the room a bit. Sometimes they won't enter the room until they see you.
 
ty
There we go
 
1:01 AM
Np. Pets are weird
 
3 mins ago, by DJMcMayhem
I need to eat irl
 
Hope you enjoyed your little taste of Nethack.
 
Yeah, it's awesome so far!
It's like D&D meets vim
6
 
It only gets better. (And worse.)
@DJMcMayhem Haha, that's a great analogy
 
Haha, thank you
 
 
3 hours later…
4:46 AM
@quartata @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Out of curiosity, when the game says Shall I pick a character's race, role, gender and alignment for you? [ynaq], what does a do?
@DestructibleWatermelon You wanna play?
 
@Sherlock9 yes please
 
What OS do you have?
 
Because Linux can do ssh nethack@nethack.alt.org straight out of the gate
 
lemme see if my unix terminal likes that
 
4:48 AM
Alright
 
done
it likes it
so now I need to register?
Btw I have played nethack before
 
Yeah, I think that would be a good idea
Oh ok haha
 
I'm not real good at it and it was a while ago
 
@Sherlock9 I'm guessing it means 'all'
Vim has some similar prompts
 
a does it without checking if you like it
also 15 char limit, the nemesis of the grandiloquent ;_;
 
4:51 AM
What's your username?
I'm going to watch :D
 
destructible
I use that anywhere with a silly char limit
 
Ah okay, you haven't started yet apparently
 
which version to use?
 
quartata said 3.6 last night
 
ok, started
> Shall I pick a character's race, role, gender and alignment for you? [ynaq]
 
4:53 AM
n
 
whoops, must have accidentally pressed y
tourist is best, so I picked that
> Destructib the Rambler
;_; y u do dis char limits
how to move pls
halp how move
 
O and change the options for numpad
nethack.alt.org has numpad on by default
That is Shift-o
Space to move down a page
Press e
On page 4, press e
And end
Now a
 
No problem :D
 
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