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12:03 AM
@Vemonus i just copied your reject reason but added a link back here to the chat at the end - This tag is unnecessary. It's not DLC. It's an update to the base game. http://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/33978211#33978211
 
@Memor-X I saw, thank you
I was about to message you to thank you before you said that lol
 
this "foundation update" seems to be more or less similar to a new version of minecraft and we don't have , or
 
Yeah I was thinking along the lines of Pokémon go, as in there wasn't a tag
 
i wonder just how much no mans sky will get improved by this update....and why it wasn't in there from the begining
 
It seems like people are reacting quite positively
There seem to have been a lot of factors as to why they didn't hold to their promises
 
12:19 AM
these freighters look awesome...however No Man's Sky was advertised to be awesome from day 1 so i don't have my hopes up
but if there is no limits we'll probably see the Enterprise appear sooner or later
that's the true test
 
1:09 AM
I am moved
 
@GnomeSlice like, emotionally or physically?
 
I moved into a new place
where I hope I don't die of secondhand smoke
 
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Q: So how do you connect to the hive on minecraft?

BattlewolfsI've tried to play hive, but it did not work. I am on Minecraft PE and searched this question but I haven't found an answer?

 
1:37 AM
@ash this is your daily kol reminder
@GnomeSlice roommates smoke?
 
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Q: How can I limit my costs when buying freighters?

KatIs it like starships where you should save and search to get the best one you can from the start, because you have to simply abandon your current freighter when getting a new one? Is that even an option? I've only looked at two, but they both had 13 slots and cost roughly the same amount. I'm als...

 
@GodEmperorDune yeah... Inside too
Didn't realize it was quite this bad
 
@GnomeSlice oh that sucks
 
2:16 AM
@GnomeSlice no balcony for them to smoke on?
 
@Wipqozn It's on the first floor, but they smoke in the basement where their PCs are all the time
especially now that it's winter
 
2:44 AM
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Q: Fallout 4: Semper Invicta (Spoilers) Can't complete quest

AlfonzCapogniacSo I followed the main quest line throughout the game without completing the quest: Semper Invicta, (Spoilers ahead, don't read if you haven't done most of main story) I killed Paladin Danse after following the BoS, finding out he was a Synth, and now I cannot complete the quest (I like to put th...

 
3:03 AM
Euro Truck Simulator 2 has some quirkiness in VR, but is generally an improvement over playing it on a monitor.
Having a wheel and pedals helps, although it mapped most things to the XBone controller I have plugged in, so I need to configure that.
Also, Oculus Home doesn't like listening to my wheel, but that might be due to the XBone controller too.
 
3:56 AM
Oh hey fidget cube ships next week
@GnomeSlice isn't a first floor balcony just a porch?
 
I'm gonna be fucking miserable here
This is overpowering
Even my room upstairs reeks
@Unionhawk they have like a little yard
 
Just politely explain to them that smoking can cause cancer, and I'm sure they'll stop.
 
@GnomeSlice i assume you found the place in an ad right? did they mention they were smokers?
 
maybe put laxative in their cigarettes or vape juice
wait does laxative work if you smoke it?
 
@Memor-X it's a friend of mine
Every time I hung out with him in the summer they smoked outside
 
4:05 AM
@GnomeSlice and you can't go back to the previous place can you
 
Well no the owner is back and wants her home back
There is another place i could go but these guys need my rent
I'm sorta committed
 
i think this might be a tick for the right
 
@GnomeSlice maybe they wouldn't need it if they didn't smoke so much of it?
 
@GodEmperorDune that's given me the image of them sitting in the basement on computer smoking rolled up $100 bills
kinda like Suitengu's
 
Honestly think the other place would be better this is going to drive me nuts
Would rather not have the opportunity to bring girls over for the next 6 months
Than this
But I can't fuck my friend over
I told him I'd commit to 6 months
Idk why my room even smells right now
Probably the duvet sat for too long on the couch downstairs
Before I brought it up
This is fuct
Yeah my bed smells of cigarettes
Fucking UGH
I wish i had never agreed to this
Wtf do i do
 
4:30 AM
@GnomeSlice see if you can live with someone else rent free and still pay your went to your friend
are your parents still around?
 
user15026
@Memor-X that's highly unlikely I suspect
 
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Q: How will offspring Pokemon inherit the Pokeball when breeding in Sun/Moon?

pinckermanStarting in 6th generation, the Pokéball of the female Pokémon is passed down to its offspring. Male and genderless Pokémon (including Ditto), instead, have no impact on the type of Pokéball inherited. Has this mechanic changed in 7th generation?

 
@Ash that's why i checked about parents. i would suspect a parent would want to help their child in a situation like this and with that backing @GnomeSlice can then ask about them not smoking with a win regardless of the outcome
 
user15026
Possibly, I suppose
 
user15026
4:49 AM
Okay so my phone updated today and I have to swipe up to answer a call and a part of me thinks it used to be a sideways swipe before but I can't remember and this is frustrating me
 
4:59 AM
@Ash iPhone?
 
user15026
Android
 
5:16 AM
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Q: Can I pass the CEO title to someone else?

Zero StackI just purchased the West Bank on GTA V online and started my own company. After I hired a few of my friends, I noticed that I became a prime target for other people. Can I pass the reigns of CEO to someone else without selling my investment in the West Bank? I don't want to lose 500k (was on sa...

 
5:42 AM
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Q: Skyrim PS4 - A New Order Quest Won't Start

Nikolai97I got Skyrim Remastered for the PS4 a couple weeks ago, and I have played through a decent portion of it with surprisingly few bugs/problems. However, after completing Bloodline, I have encountered a very serious bug. I retrieved Serana from Dimhollow, and then took her back to her home (with L...

 
@GnomeSlice In the short(ish) term; if the products don't otherwise disagree with you, invest heavily in Febreze. The smell of cigarette smoke permeates everything - and it is difficult to combat - but you may be able to reduce the potency and mask what remains with something more pleasant.
 
 
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6:44 AM
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Q: how is damage, cp and iv related?

Beekerci'm getting a better understanding of how IV's work, but still have some confusion. so Stamina IV directly relates to HP. but what about Attack and Defend? let's say you have two pokemons with identical CP. they have equal Defense IV, but one has a Attack IV bonus of 3 and the other has an Attack...

 
 
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9:22 AM
wow, Chat is quiet
 
Ssssh
@Ash is reading
 
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Q: Top bar missing on Monkey Island 2 on Ipad

BeardedVikingThe top part of the screen is missing in the game. Its just a white line there. Anyone else had this? Tried reinstalling the app, but it didnt help.

 
9:38 AM
@Lazers2.0 so Steam wasn't enough for these assholes, they want to flood consoles with their low quality non-tested asset flip greenlight shit
 
@arda CINEMATIC
Also: garrgarbl
 
10:07 AM
@badp r0rr, insufficient number of stars in this movement
 
10:20 AM
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Q: GTA 5 Rank 10 i still cannot unlock crew Spray

alvin tanGTA 5 Rank 10 i still cannot unlock crew Spray,do have any problem solve?izzit some bug on the gta 5

 
10:54 AM
enjoy your nightmares! (probably NSFW)
 
> Trump's transition team confirmed on Wednesday that they have tapped McMahon to head the country's Small Business Administration.
 
> *taps* YOU'RE IT
--how Donald Trump picks his staff
 
@KutuluMike Did they really have to make that giant puppet naked? And give it huge tits and labia?
I mean, I mostly see kids around there, that just looks like a very bad idea.
 
they did.
 
11:01 AM
oh, I only saw the first 15 seconds or so, it gets even worse after taht
 
and, I believe, it then lactated, and it gave birth, and poops, and then it was disemboweled and died as it's internal organs chased kids around.
I think.
it's hard to really know when you're turning your head away and yelling "oh god why" every few seconds.
 
@KutuluMike what in the everliving name of actual fuck is that?
 
i believe it is called "snuff puppets"
 
Glad I paid attention at the snack bar. They forgot to add the smoked ham to my salad
Pointed it out after I paid, and they corrected it
 
12:06 PM
@GodEmperorDune Really though.
@GnomeSlice Ask them to smoke outside.
@GnomeSlice Did you sign a lease?
If not, you could leave you wanted (although I get wh you wouldn't want to)
I mean you're doing them the favour by the sounds of it if they needed rent money
Least they could do is smoke outside for you
I'm surprised they even still live there, unless they own it. If I was a landlord and came in to that I'd kick them out as soon as I was able to.
that shit makes it impossible to rent again
 
12:28 PM
JonTron and Rebecca Black would make a cute couple
They should make videos together
 
I've never seen a JonTron video before. What's the content he makes like?
 
@Nzall Weird, just... really weird
Which is basically why @badp loves it so much
 
12:44 PM
he knows how to internet
which is why there are so many clips of his videos
and they're so easy to look up and post
he, too, is optimizing for @GodEmperorDune's misery
his skill is this pear
 
Gooooooooooood Morning Vietnam!
 
@BlueBarren it's like 8pm in vietnam
(and yes I got the reference, your timing is still off =p)
 
and it's like 8am where I am
all it takes is 12 hours of difference
and a little faith
 
Good Morning, Bridge
4
cc @Yuuki
 
@KevinvanderVelden still valid
 
12:55 PM
@Memor-X he specified a place, therefor UGT is not applicable
 
I guess this just means I'm moving to Vietnam
how is the weather there?
isn't it kind of close to the equator?
should be warm, right?
 
Mostly cloudy and around 0
 
oh... that is not an improvement at all
I shall now change my statement
 
Or wait no I did the conversion from WRONG SCALE wrong
 
Gooooooood morning Southern Ontario!
 
12:58 PM
About 25 degrees proper scale
 
I guess I should clarify, Celsius or Fahrenheit?
I roll in Celsius so that is warm
 
The proper scale is of course celsius
5
 
mmm
Would the Americans agree (what if you're American? O.o)
 
I only have four more working days left this year before my holidays vacation starts
 
wow lucky, I still have 2 more weeks
 
1:00 PM
rest of today, tomorrow, then next week monday and tuesday
 
take me with you
 
@BlueBarren the americans are allowed to be wrong. That does not change the objective fact that celsius is superior to the wrong scale
@Nzall 8 =[
(counting this one)
 
@KevinvanderVelden these are things I've learned not to say to Americans though
they just don't like it
 
They are allowed to not like it, if they wish to argue with facts they can waste their time
 
Blerf
 
1:04 PM
Blargh?
 
Blorp
 
Goddamn that futon is not comfortable either
 
Fulton?
 
@BlueBarren boop!
 
Extraction System?
 
1:05 PM
Futon, a couch like thing
 
@BlueBarren - L
 
mmmm fulton
 
Relevant Veritasium video
 
And i Hebrew a phone interview today at work ffs
Have
No idea how to prepare for it
Just gonna wing it
 
@GnomeSlice How do you Hebrew a phone interview, I wonder
 
1:06 PM
Can't watch videos at work :/ how do you go from "have" to "Hebrew"?
 
It was a typo you nerd
 
@BlueBarren Ducking autocorrect obviously
 
how do you typo have to Hebrew though
 
Autocorrect
 
#GnomePhone
 
1:06 PM
Using the slide typing thing
 
your autocorrect has serious problems
 
Get over it
 
Thing is, autocorrect is supposed to learn from you. Do you really use the word "Hebrew" enough that it thinks it's a proper alternative for Have?
 
@BlueBarren this is known, as well as the fact that gnome doesn't read what he's typing before pressing enter =p
 
The asus keyboard is shit
 
1:08 PM
@KevinvanderVelden listen, I'm new, I don't know these things. I also don't know very much in general
people say it makes me lovable
but I question their logic
 
@Yuuki @StrixVaria @Fluttershy Paragon feels like a completely different game now
@BlueBarren Sorry, I'm just in a really bad mood
 
@GnomeSlice Do you like it more or less now?
 
@GnomeSlice I apologize then
I am sorry
 
@StrixVaria I only okayed like half a game against bots so far. Too early to say for sure but it definitely sends more competitive
Played
Seems
 
Also did anyone link the new Kurzgesagt? Because if not shame on all of you
 
1:11 PM
I used like one ability and i was out of mana
 
The new what now?
 
@GnomeSlice Oh ew.
 
@Nzall that's interesting but it doesn't seem to have any references. It's quite different from anything I've heard about it so far
 
@StrixVaria upgrades pretty fast but yeah i was surprised
No more harvesters
 
1:12 PM
I played guldan for the first time in hots yesterday and it was beautiful
 
@GnomeSlice That sounds fine.
 
mvp twice in a row
 
CDR is gone too
Cdr cards are just mana regen now
But they lowered cooldowns across the board
 
so is paragon even in alpha or is it in some super pre alpha shit?
 
The main thing I wish they'd do is overhaul the card system.
 
1:13 PM
I thought that game was janky as hell
 
Also the way they have atk damage and ability damage now is weird bc as far as i can tell cards with "power" just raise both
@BlueBarren open beta
 
oh beta? I'm surprised, it's not that far into development is it?
 
It's been open for a while
Like since spring or summer
 
I guess that has been awhile
 
They just did a yuge rework though
Like 2 days ago
 
1:15 PM
this is what happens when you don't pay attention to a game xD
 
Completely new map, all heroes rebalanced
 
@KevinvanderVelden references are in the vid description
> A History of the Thermometer and its uses in Meteorology by W. E. Knowles Middleton

Absolute Zero and the Conquest of Cold by Tom Shachtman

The Science of Measurement, A Historical Survey by Herbert Arthur Klein

Lehrbuch der Chemie by Jöns Jakob Berzelius
 
... how did I miss those? Presumably because they're not links and I was looking for links
 
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Q: How do I text people?

VemonusI've been getting texts from people, but I'm not sure how to reply. I know I need to send at least one text, to get the Resonating Reaction Renvoir trophy. I've tried hitting all the buttons I could think of on my controller, but nothing is doing the trick. Does anyone know what button to press?

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Q: How to kill a Thunder Wizard in Clash Royale?

The Diamond BlockThe Thunder Wizard is a card that will be soon released in Clash Royale. I need a clear solution to tahe him out without spells. Any ideas or something?

 
1:30 PM
So what is this I hear about the Switch being on Fallon's show?
 
Still can't watch videos at work :(
 
1:49 PM
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Q: What happened to this ocean?

Dragon DashI actually don't understand what happened here, but there are no oceans in this world. I have finally gotten to expert mode and I wanted to fight Duke Fishron, then I noticed that there is no ocean event in the both side. do you guys have any suggetions?

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Q: How can I view which Pokémon I've buddied over time?

WondercricketEver since the Buddy feature was released in the version 0.37.0 Android/1.7.0 iOS, I have buddied a variety of Pokémon. After buddying so many, I would like to see which Pokémon I have buddied in the past and how many kilometers they received from them. How can I view which Pokémon I've buddied?

 
2:00 PM
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Q: How do you go to other regions?

user173564How do you go to other regions in Pokemon Omega Ruby, like in Heartgold and Soulsilver?

 
the new hamstare?
 
It looks... angry
I've never seen such emotional controllers before
 
@fredley so it writes for you or just straight lines?
 
the stepper motors will give it fine 2D control, so writing looks plausible
 
@MattE.Эллен That's not even the release version
 
@MBraedley oh? that was the box art on some my friend received today :D I'm not into all the VR stuff. I don't have the room!
 
@MattE.Эллен No, it's the pre-production prototype. You can tell because the tracking LEDs are exposed.
 
oh! cool
@MBraedley I see that now. yeah.
 
They look identical except for the LEDs
 
2:27 PM
or nearly identical
 
All that matters is that they're as angry as my soul
 
@Nzall People suck at keming.
 
@Yuuki oh wow, how did you manage to make that kerning look so bad?
 
@Yuuki The problem is that the browser does a perfectly fine job. The person coding the website had deliberately used letter-spacing: -1px or something to mess it up
 
2:30 PM
@Nzall Not sure if this is sarcastic.
 
@Yuuki no, I'm serious. the space between the r and the n in that post is too small. How did you manage to do that with purely markdown?
 
So uh what's kerning?
 
@Nzall I managed it by not using r and n.
Or Markdown.
 
ah, okay, it's an M
Now THAT's a good joke
btw, is it normal that I have an option to burninate stuff at the right end of chat messages?
 
@Nzall Porkchat.
 
2:33 PM
ah, okay, but thats just for mods, I assume?
 
No, it only affects what you see.
 
ah okay
 
So you could burninate any message but the rest of us would still see it.
 
2:45 PM
> letter-spacing: -0.01em;
sets fire to everything
 
@Nzall Well Jimmy's excited and just can't hide it.
 
@BlueBarren basically: spacing between letters
 
@KevinvanderVelden are you trying to tell me you hate me? ;_;
 
@BlueBarren no, I'm just saying it's a thing. I'm not teaching you how to recognize it! =p
 
Everyone should just type everything in monospace. Kerning is old hat.
 
2:50 PM
@StrixVaria As a programmer, I 100% endorse this.
 
Idk, yo ur post says otherw ise
 
@StrixVaria o r w e s h o u l d j u s t a d d e x t r a w h i t e s p a c e m a n u a l l y .
 
@Nzall y ea hb uty ou rs pac i ngi s to opre di cta b le.
 
I know, but I don't feel like figuring out proper spacing m.
 
@fredley: Can you make it so that porkchat adds "letter-spacing: -0.01em;" to everything?
 
2:53 PM
@fredley Also make the default font Impact.
 
Nah, that's too obvious
 
Impact is better.
 
@fredley And also add text-direction: rtl
since we're suggesting atrocious things right now
 
@Nzall that doesn't work
Hmm, having everything be letter-spacing: -1em; does weird things
Mostly everything is now reversed and terrible
 
direction: rtl in the chat box makes it look weird but you can still type as normal.
 
2:56 PM
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Q: Does hatching a Pokémon count towards my Daily Bonus?

VemonusI hatched a Squirtle this morning before catching anything and I don't think it told me I'd continued my Daily Bonus streak. Hatching Pokémon counts as catching with regards to Pokédex entries, so was my streak continued or does hatching not count towards it?

 
What we need is that thing where the carat always stays at the left side as you type so everything you type is backwards.
 
I'm not certain need is the correct word there.
 
@StrixVaria Putting a weight on the home key?
 
@KevinvanderVelden I'm not sure the best way to implement it. I've had it happen unintentionally at least twice in my life, so there must be some pre-existing method for getting that to happen on purpose that I'm not aware of.
 
@KevinvanderVelden tut tututututututututut is what I'd imagine your PC would say
 
2:59 PM
@StrixVaria body { direction: rtl !important;}
 

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